How NOT To Fight: Football Brawl in LA

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Some tips on fighting. There's a video making the rounds
of some Raiders fans and Charges fans fighting. And here's
what I learned from watching the fight. Oh my god,
I'm watching it right now. Dude, who who whoo? Who
remains standing and leaves behind like ten people on the
ground is a guy who's aware of I'm a soft.

(00:20):
Easy shot to the nose is all you need, and
almost all your opponents will go down and stay down. Yes,
because if you've ever been hitting the nose, just accidentally
or whatever. Sometimes my kids accidentally hit me in nose,
he can't see anything. It hurts like hell. You you
feel completely incapacitated. And this guy, there's all these people
throwing these big, wild punches, and he's just going around

(00:41):
just kind of pop pop pop on the noses of
all these people into including one girl, and they're all
just done at that point. Throwing the jab. Jack works.
The jab works the jab. A couple of taps on
the nose, that's all you need if you end up
in a bar fight. You don't need to get the
big on. Just a couple of taps on the nose
and it's over. I need to remember that I'd rather
not get any fight again for the rest of my life. Actually,

(01:03):
a couple of taps on the nose seems like a
good idea. Boy, and that little gal who decides, I'm
all mad, my man just got hit. I'm gonna wait,
I'm gonna fight some really big dude. That's just a
poor decision, man, really big drunk dude almost guaranteed, right.
Oh yeah, Well, I have a feeling everybody was a
little drunk in this scenario. But yeah, that's the thing
with the guys that like to fight, they like winning fights.

(01:26):
I don't think anybody likes losing fights. And it's usually
big guys that generally feel like they're going to win
the fight and then doesn't always go that direction. Yeah,
that's disappointed. It made my nose hurt watching that video. God,
I don't want to get hit in the nose. You
mentioned last week you don't want to get stabbed. I
want to get stabbed either. I don't want to get
stabbed or punched in the nose. If I can avoid

(01:48):
that for the rest of my life and just be fantastic.
It's just so disappointing to see an NFL game marred
by violence after three hours of practically uninterrupted violence. But
those guys are doing it on purpose and getting paid
for it, right, so you're against volunteer violence. It looked
to me like that was one of those fights, because

(02:08):
I don't mind fights that I can stay out of
if I want to. I don't like innocent people getting hurt.
But it looked like, I hate, hate, hate that. But
that looked like one of those fights that if you
wanted to participate in the fight, you couldn't, and if
you didn't want to, you could just stay over here. Yeah,
but the whole post football game tribal guys looking to
fight guys in the wrong jersey thing, it's just so stupid.

(02:30):
It's hard for me to get past the stupid. I mean,
apes look at that and think that's pretty stupid.