Girl Mistakes Super Glue For Eye Drops

In her own words, she won "the most idiot person award." She apparently keeps her super glue right next to her eye drops. How do you even fix that?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I have my eye I shouldn't do this. I keep
my eye drops where I keep all my other stuff,
so I have my eye drops. The bottle is the
same size, shape and color as ear drops. So the
stuff that's designed to dissolve wax in your ears, I'm
guessing if you put that in your eyes is not
a good thing, burn like fire. I don't keep the

(00:21):
super glue, which has a similar size color bottle next
to the eye drops, for good reason. This woman should
try that.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well, I've gone and done it.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
I have won the most idiot person award. My eye
drops sit directly next to super glue, and they're the
same size bottle, and I wasn't paying attention.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
And now my eyes shut. I had to be brought
here by the ambulance. And I can't really.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Open this other eye because then it makes this eye
move and it's all scratchy and all the shit.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
What an idiot.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Now I'm just sitting here crying because I have no
idea why. And I asked that the people. I was like,
has this happened before? Have you ever got a call
like this?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
They're like, no, boy, I hope God made her pretty,
So yeah, I don't know. Katie, you saw the video,
you said, to her eye looks pretty rough, and she's
on a gurney in a hospital, so it's it's for real.
It's well, it's bad.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Her eye is completely swollen shut, and then her other eye,
of which she didn't glue shut, is bloodshot, red like
Bob Costas at the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Red and Joe. She she's cute, she's all right, Okay,
there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
That is.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
She's a cute girl.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
She's also the most idiot person in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
No disagreement. Maybe the answer is to glue the other
eye shut. And then I don't know, as you said,
I'm thinking out loud here, how are they going to
fix that? Are they gonna have to remove her eyelids
or entire head removal? Not nice?

Speaker 5 (02:01):
No, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, you
put eye drops in your eye. So does she have
a chunk of superglue even now against her eye slash
tear duct to be scratched to s Oh, that's horrible.
All right, Well let's just again, let's not put the
superglue next to the eye drops in the same place.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I don't Yeah. That was a public service announcement