Larry Nassar Got Stabbed And Joe's Prison Plan

The horrible human, child molester Larry Nassar was stabbed a bunch of times in prison. The guys discuss why rapists and child molesters are targeted in prison. Joe has his whole life planned out, including what he would do should he ever land in himself behind bars. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
So the child molester, scumbag who molested all those gymnasts,
Hilarry Nasser got attacked in prison. Yes, they stabbed a
whole bunch of times. It's amazing he didn't die. I
was asking the question, why have I heard my whole
life that the worst thing you can be in prison
as a child molester and you get attacked and beat
up all the thing? What is it? Is it a
morality thing or is it I got a couple of

(00:21):
responses to that. Well, one we got this in prison,
being a como is unforgivable. Como is a child molester.
There are YouTube videos which I've never seen of prisoners
describing how if they find out your paper, say, or
a child mester, they feel obligated to murder you como.
And then we got this from somebody who has studied

(00:42):
this this sort of thing. Dear Armstrong in getty, I
have some insight about the child molesters being targeted by
other prisoners. I have a master's degree from Michigan State.
Prison is a very hierarchical system. Criminals who targeted children
are at the lowest rung. Prisoners assume that those who
prayed on kids are weak and easy to bully and hurt.

(01:02):
That really makes sense, ah, I mean, because that is
that is the whole thing. Who's the toughest, who's at
the top and going on down? Who could be weaker
than somebody who's victims aren't even adults.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, interesting because they're all presumably well, I was gonna say,
victimizers of one sort or another. I suppose if if
you're just a drug dealer or something that's more about greed,
you're you're hurting people indirectly understand what drugs do. But yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Also, as you mentioned, some prisoners were molested, so hurting
molesters as a way to vent them being molested. And
there is some morality among some prisoners that some crimes
are not tolerated. I'm sure that's true, but I was
always uncomfortable with leaning on that as the reason because it's,
you know, you've kind of demonstrated your belief in morality
by anding gump in prison, especially the kind of prison

(01:52):
where a child molester ends up.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
But the whole.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
You know, the weakest hur at the bottom, of the strongest
h at the top, and makes perfect sense.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
So what about guys who do financial crimes? Do they
not end up in those prisons anyway. I don't think
you'd ever end up in a prison like that, to
where that would be a problem. I think, Yeah, I've
always I've got a strategy if I get into a
serious prison, and it's hard to imagine how I had
end up there.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I know that I won't, so I don't think about
it much. But what's your strategy.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Unless Lacinness becomes a felony, I'm unlikely to be in
a serious prison. No, I can't tell you. Oh, I
got to keep a secret. That's my secret strategy.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Why do you afraid it'll leak out? And then when
you finally get sent to a hardcore prison for some reason,
people will know.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Anyone here he goes, he's doing exactly what he said
he did, he do Huh, we're not buying it. No,
I would. Obviously, a guy like me goes to the well,
I'm a bit of a pale faced fellow in spite
of my lovely summer Tanna, I'm a white guy. So
I would go to the white guy who runs the
white guy stuff in the prison and say, I will

(03:02):
spend all of my time in the legal library filing
writs and doing paperwork and stuff to help out the guys.
So do me a favor, make sure I don't get killed.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's a pretty good plan.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, that's my plan.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
There's zero chance you'll need to put that into action.
But when you fail to plan, you plan to fail.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Huh. In prison as a law biting conservative. But I
just try to cover all the bases. I have a
plan for if I'm shot into space. I'm willing if
I'm attacked by an octopus. I've got a long, long
lizard thick stick as a book.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
I've got you've got your oscar speech prepared? Kind of
I do if that should happen.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, exactly, Yeah, many, many, many preparations go into my
whole thing. Be prepared.