"Cat Pervert!" San Diego Man Accuses Neighbor Of Harboring His Cat

A San Diego man was caught on video after accusing his neighbor of "harboring his cat." This escalated quickly to him then calling his neighbor a "cat pervert!" Clip of the year? There's a chance...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
We got something that a lot of you textures think
is going to be hard to beat for clips of
the year. Now, it's a little long for the clip
of the year. But greatness is greatness, right. I think
it's self explanatory, isn't it. This is San Diego, Yeah, this
is well, Yeah, it becomes self explanatory. The neighbor wants

(00:23):
to go to his other neighbor and say, hey, your
cat's in our yard.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
You're upset because we made friends with your cat. Sir, No,
I'm not I'm our cat. I'm not even in my
yard right now. What am I doing?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
The gates open? You're unreasonable people. You're holding our cat.
How I'm not even in there. I want you to
explain how go in your yard and say, mercury, go home.
Don't come in our yard anymore.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
She's a cat.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
She doesn't speak English. Oh really, this doesn't mean go home.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
No.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Hand signals don't mean anything. It's a cat, dude, Really, okay,
cat's her hurt? I have I've done nothing to bring this.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
He's lost it.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
He's lost it.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
You know what, there's a crime about you harboring my cat.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Well, crime is a crime is that it's.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Called harboring an animal.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I can't understand being angry if my cat was in
your yard. You're angry because your cat is in my yard.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
You can just send my cat off. I know I can't.
I don't speak cat dudes.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
There is so much to enjoy there, it really is.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
I could do.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I feel like I could do a Ted talk on that.
You know what fascinates me is when somebody is completely
like Kojent his speech the crazy neighbor. His speech was fine,
his sentence structure was entirely sure, correct and reasonable. His

(01:49):
level of intelligence seems fairly high. But he's utterly looney
Tunes but not like But he's not. Because we have
some listeners who, God bless them, are dealing with some
fairly severe mental illness, and their emails, for instance, can
be hard to follow. He was very easy to follow.
It was utterly clear that he was accusing his neighbor

(02:12):
of diabolically harboring his cat and then suggesting that he
was a cat pervert.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I don't know where that came from, cat pervert, so.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
It was clear what he was saying. It was just
so freaking loopy. Right on the topic of quirky. Sorry,
there's a dollar in the squear jar from me. I shouldn't.
Why did I throw that in? It's laziness.