Biden's Dog Had A Bite-a-thon

Looks like another dog in the White House went on a biting spree. Commander has now been reported to have bitten Secret Service agents at least 10 times. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Commander, the Biden's German shepherd bit or attack secret Service
agent stationed at the White House ten times in a
four month period. Ah, how is that dog still sucking air? Now?
This is not the same dog as the dog that
got removed for biting people all the time, right, This

(00:22):
is a different dog. Yeah, you know, Commander sounds like
a different name. I can't swear to it, but I think. Yeah.
So they had a dog named what was the name
of that dog, Hanson, you, sergeant or major, something like that, Major, Major. Yeah,
So that dog bit a bunch of people and it
was quite the story and late night jokes and stuff
like that, and they had to sent that dog to
some like, you know, farm or something like that. They

(00:44):
got a new dog that's biting people more than that dog,
which is which is what raised the conversation yesterday. What
kind of world is this dog living in? I mean,
how many of us have owned a dog that's ever
bit anybody? I don't think I've owned for a variety
of reasons, like twenty that haven't bit anyone. I mean,
and with all kinds of weird situations with kids and

(01:06):
all kinds of stuff like that. And I believe in
all fifty states. If your dog bites somebody like twice,
it's over. But what dog he goes to dog? You haven't.
But what do you think is going on there? I mean, yeah,
I'll tell you exactly what's going on. Commander is the
hunter Biden of dogs. He's untouchable. The investigation into his
gnawing on our best and brightest has been suppressed. Can

(01:31):
you imagine biting the Secret Service ten times in four months?
That get pretty damned tiresome if I'm an agent. A
couple of them had to go to the hospital, broke
the skin, had to get it treated. Yeah, and these
are not you know, hot house flowers, these Secret Service agents,
obviously No. And they're not like ten year old boys

(01:51):
who don't know how to behave around a guard dog
or a you know, an aggressive territorial dog. Well, I'm
not as willing to go with some of my right
wing pundit colleagues in assuming that some sort of misbehavior
going on in the Biden White House to make the
dogs angry. But it is pretty weird. It's danged weird.

(02:14):
So what is the total of how many bites was
that ten? Is that what hastened four months, ten months,
and then major bit people four six times something like that.
How do you have sixteen dog bites and like a
three year period. That's really I mean, if that was
happening in a trailer park, you would think they were
completely out of control. Yeah, yeah, well, and again it

(02:36):
wouldn't last. I'm tempted to look out to the dog
bite laws in Washington, d C. I would bet you
a hundred bucks that repeated viciousness. The dog gets put down, period.
They don't ask you if you're willing to, they take
the dog and they put it down. I can't even
imagine the circumstance here because I have to assume that
they use donor money to get like the most pedigreed

(02:58):
kind of trained dog that exists jore and ongoing training
is absolutely within their financial reach given all the money
flowing out of the family. And do you still end
up with that situation? How weird is that it's the
under biden of dogs. So we're gonna have the dog's

(03:18):
gonna plead to a lesser charge of growling in public.
Come on, and you're gonna have a dog catcher, whistleblower,
dog catcher testifying that if it had been. Any other
dog in my experience would already be in a kennel.
But somehow my boss stopped it from voting any further.
And I have no idea why, and the New York
Times will ignore it and or say hard right wing

(03:40):
Republicans they're trying to discredit the dog. I'm freaking believable.
I'll tell you what. I tell you what. That's a
hell of a lot of dog play. It's insane. I'm
on the presidential protective detail. I'm thinking i'll see you tonight, honey,
unless the President's dog choose on me. Then I'll be
at the hospital. Oh my god.