A Man Doing The Splits And Canned What?

Jack had a strange experience the other day involving a stalky man doing the splits and pulling out a can of..... You'll have to listen to find out but we will say it left us with a lot of questions. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
But another odd thing that happened to sort of standing
there eating or having something to drink, or having a
cookie or a churl. And this guy kind of walks around.
He had sunglasses on, so I couldn't tell if he's
looking at us specifically, but he walks around, kind of
a stocky guy, a little overweight, probably about twenty eight
years old, black T shirt, black jeans, he's got a

(00:23):
backpack on, and he kind of stands a little off
in front of us, and then he starts shuffling back
and forth with his legs going farther apart, and then
it becomes clear he's doing the splits, and he goes
off and he goes all the way down to the ground,
and not the sideways splits, which are easier to do,
but the you know, both feet point in the same
direction splits, which are really and this kind of chunky,

(00:46):
stocky dude goes all the way down to the ground.
Then he then he reaches into his backpack behind him
and pulls out a can.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Like you to Paul, gonna give me a hundred guesses
what's going to happen next? And I can't imagine.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
And we're looking at him and it looks like he's
staring at us, but he's got sunglasses on, so he
might not have been. But right, and there's people everywhere
walking around. I mean, this is not a place where
you just sit down on the ground or people milling about,
And so he just goes all the way down to
the ground with his splits. He reaches over his shoulder
into his backpack. He pulls out a can. He opens
the can and he pulls out eggs, and he starts

(01:28):
eating these like hard look to be heard, boiled eggs.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, you could have given me three hundred guesses. I
wouldn't have come up with that.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
My thirteen year old was just like he had to
turn his back and he is actually just like, oh
my god, Dad, what is going on? Wow? What don't
you ever just decide, gosh, I could use an egg
right now? Do the splits in the middle of a crowd.
Then reach into your backpack and pull out you're always
at hand canned eggs and have a couple on a

(01:59):
hot day.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
At the risk of sounding like a millennial, that is
the most random thing I have ever heard.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Right right. We laughed about that the rest of the night.
Why the splits? Why do you carry around canned eggs?
Where do you get cann eggs?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
So it was a can, like a can like you
use a can opener, like a poll tabby thing.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Full of eggs. I don't know how he opened it,
but I know where do you get canned eggs? Do
you have to do the splits to enjoy them? Is
there something that goes along with that?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Right exactly? Then he burst into flame and disappeared.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
There are benches about. You could just sit down over there, dude,
like a regular person.