The 7-11 A$$ Beaters

Jack found a hilarious photo of a Time Magazine cover for "Person of the Year" and the winners were the 2 clerks that beat up the thief stealing cigarettes. As Joe said, this was some "unapologetic standing up forcefully for traditional values."

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I just saw this. I don't know who put this together.

(00:01):
I mean, anybody could do this with photoshop in the
modern world. But is a cover of Time magazine Person
of the Year. So it has Person of the Year Time,
the seven eleven ass beater. That's got the guy with
the bat standing over the dude.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Oh I love.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
The Times Man of the Year, the seven eleven ass beater.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Oh jeez, that'd be as popular as old red bearded
Oliver Anthony. We got that out well. And seriously, you
know what it occurs to me, my idiotic point or
little attempted humor. There, the unrepresented, unspoken for a crowd

(00:45):
that feels the way he does about the giant government
taking their money and spreading it around, obviously to encourage
dependence and win votes. Also resents that the elite have said, no,
we will not punish crime. We will allow your town,
your city to just go to poop in the name
of justice, Rachel, just social justice something or other, and

(01:09):
crime will run rampant. And you've just got to take
it because we tell you, our professors have said this
is the right way to run a society, So you
just take it. And this year or illegal immigration, same
thing you'd see this in your neighborhoods, not ours, that
you're gonna suffer. So yeah, you're gonna sit down. You're
gonna take it.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
And this year's Times Person of the Year, beating out
runner ups runners up Gretethunburg and Michelle Obama, it's the
seven to eleven ass beater.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Hero to millions, tens one hundred million. So I guess
that's a common theme.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I don't know. I don't hear it that much that
people think Michelle Obama's gonna jump in at the last
minute and run. At least according to a couple of
my favorite pundits who are tied into that sort of thing,
there's not a chance.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
You bringing it up lowered my will to live by
five percent.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
But she has no interest in it whatsoever. Her husband
has no interest in her doing it. There's just none there.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Good. They work their scam, they got rich. They're fine. Now.
So tell me this seven eleven ass whoop guy or
what are we supposed to call him? The seven eleven
ass beater? Okay, let me get over that. Make my
semi serious point. Ugh. The seven eleven ass Beater and

(02:37):
Oliver Anthony are both striking blows for traditional values. Absolutely
of self reliance and law abiding behavior. That's what this
is all about. It's not complicated. I don't need a
damn social professor to explain it to me. I don't
care if you're black, White, Native, Hispanic, Asian. You follow

(02:59):
the law and you support yourself period. Is it as
simple as that?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Or you don't get something for nothing. I'm getting up
and going to work every day. You're getting something from
nothing for nothing, either a government program, you're getting something
for nothing by stealing. Neither one of you Am I
okay with right?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
If you win, society crumbles and I'm not gonna have it. Yeah.
I think it's as simple as that, as people standing up,
standing up for traditional values, sometimes with a resonator guitar,
sometimes with a broomstick.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
We need more of that, not less Trump or of avec.
Got to get those guys on the stage with him
at Sommer rally. And if you all saw the video
at the seven eleven, here they are. They come out
with their broom handles.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Well, so you got Oliver Anthony playing as resonator and
those guys beating time with their broomsticks.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
I pay a dollar to see that brother, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
You know, I don't like violence. On the other hand,
if somebody tries to steal from me and I can
get the upper hand, there will be violence. So I
totally understand that we do need more unapologetic, forceful standing
up for traditional values, whether at the ballot box or

(04:17):
you know, whatever way is appropriate. No political violence, of course,
but unapologetic standing up forcefully for traditional values.