Goose Grease

It is SO cold that the NFL Playoffs were postponed on Saturday. The guys ask the question: how are the players dealing with those temperatures? Are they greasing themselves up with something? Inquiring minds need to know. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
So I guess they had to postpone that game in
Buffalo because you just playing couldn't have been He wouldn't
have been able to get there, right, I mean the right.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Teams couldn't get there, fans couldn't get there, they couldn't
clear the seats.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
It's a nightmare. I mean, if you can't get to
the game, if the players can't get to the game,
what are you gonna do? Right? But is there no
limit for how cold? As long as the roads are clear,
is there no limit for how cold it could be?
And they will still play the game? Oh gosh, it
would it would appear?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
So yeah, yeah, And they went through the history the
coldest games in the history of the NFL, including that
one where the windshill was fifty one blows zero.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I don't think you could do that with modern liability crap.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Well, what was it in Kansas City? Thirty below with
the wind shill the coldest? So what did it get
to thirty? I didn't hear that. What I don't quite
understand is, and I've grown I grew up in that
kind of weather as you did. You'm from South Dakota
in Wisconsin before I ended up in Kansas. How can
the bear armed guys? How can you have your skin

(01:01):
exposed to minus thirty for long periods of time and
not have it turn blue and fall off? I actually
don't understand that. I think a couple of things are
at work. I don't know how much wind they feel
on the field. Sometimes it's a fair amount. You can
tell by you know, it's tough to throw the ball.
But they have heaters on the sidelines, and they're exercising vigorously.

(01:23):
I think that may be a fact. Do they grease
themselves up with something a goose grease? He asked, the
traditional NFL playing it. No, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
That's an interesting question though, for sure. And bare chested
drunk guy, how does he not have his nipples removed
after the game?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Frostbite of the nipples? Do not play with that. There's
two kinds of bare chested drunk guy. There's the I'm
so fat, I don't care funny guy, and then and
then there's the I'm so fit. This is actually just
a humble brag guy exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, this is my chance to show off my buff
physic percisely. Yeah, there's at least one guy like that
at Kansas City.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
There's no there's nobody in between. That's just kind of
a little doee. But no, you're either like like gonna
get dates out of it, or you're what difference does
it make? Everybody knows I'm fat, right right, I'm so fat,
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Armstrong and yet