The Questions That Matter

Jack is off his death bed for the time being and thank goodness! He joined Joe to ask and answer some of the most important questions of the day! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I actually saw monkey dancing on a chain at a
Mexican circus once. It's not that fun. It looked horrible. Well,
I know, sad, I know. It's like a bear riding
a unicycle. Bears don't ride unicycles in the wild. They don't, No,
almost never. It's rarely seen because there aren't any unicycles,

(00:21):
like would they if they were about If there were
unicycles just laying around the woods where bears ride unicycles
in I think it's unlikely. Or how about smoke cigarettes?
I don't know about that one. Are monkeys monkeys smoking cigarettes?
I've seen those videos too. If you left packs of
cigarettes and lighters around, and say Cinmatra somewhere somewhere that's

(00:45):
you know, monkey heavy Costa Rica, they got lots of
monkeys and Coasta Rica. I'll bet monkeys would smoke cigarettes.
If you left smokes and lighters around, you'd have to
demonstrate how to do it. If one smoked a cigarette though,
and then got that charge that you get from it,
and the other one saw how happy and energetic and
coolly looked, because smoking makes you look cool, even for

(01:07):
your monkey, yeah, I think they would all do it.
And then you'd be addicted, so then they'd be smoking
like crazy. Where are monkey's thumb wise, because like apes have,
apes have opposable thumbs, right, they're not quite as like
great as humans. But yeah, when anybody says monkey, I

(01:28):
picture a Chian panzee, which isn't a monkey. No, No,
it's an ape under the monkey category. For me, well,
that's just ignorance. But can they use a lighter? Says
the existing on serious scientific knowledge or a match? Or

(01:48):
a match right now, it's an experiment that needs to
be conducted. Anyway, where were we the youngs would probably
vape