Just A Little Dog Talk

This all started because some dog took a poo on a plane but no one could find it... The poo, not the dog. Then we found out the guys really don't like dogs sleeping in their bed with them. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It was on the arm rest, the outer arm rest,
it was on her seat and in the floor. It
was all on her blouse, kind of on her pants,
and you know, it'd been flying all day, right, it
probably had an upset stomach, so it wasn't just like
a typical hall of poop. It was you know, it
was a mess.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The lady was renucome to move or to deal with it.
The slight attendants were slow to come. They cleaned it
eventually with they were wearing like chasmat type of clothes,
and they cleaned the seat, they cleaned the seat around it.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Okay, probably should have set that up so you know
what we were talking about there. Somebody had a dog
on their flight, which happens way too often, and it
was defecating all over the place. Last flight Judy and
I took, we counted five dogs within I think four
rows of us.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yeah, it's nuts.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
The whole And I'd love to have this discussion without
any like prejudice or passion or anything like that. But
you can't go to a restaurant with without somebody having
the dog there or multiple people. And now dogs are
perfectly fine in hotels. Yeah, and we've just become a
dog's everywhere society.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
It's just interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, and there must be enough people that like that
that it continues.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
I find having the responsibility of dealing with my dog
incredibly distracting.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
I have no desire to take my dog everywhere I go.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
No, I'm not not traveling with my dog because the
hotel won't let me or the flight won't let me.
It sounds miserable. I don't want to do it at all. Yeah,
But to each their own, I guess, yeah, to each
their own.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
I know. Well, you talk about a relationship problem there.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
They talk about all the things you need to discuss
before you get married or get together a couple. You
got to decide are we take the pets with us
people or not? Because if you are, you can't imagine
going to the beach without driving, flying, staying in hotel,
going to the restaurant with your dog. If you're not,

(02:03):
it sounds like a living hell, and that's a tough
bridge to gap.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Well before you ever get there, discuss the pet in
the bed. If you're no, she is a yes or
vicey versa. Just go your separate ways, wish each other well,
maybe a big hug then go your separate ways.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Sorry, gap to bridge not bridge to gap.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Uh yeah you you I am I'm on the why
would a freaking dog or cat be in the bed person?
And a lot of people are I can't sleep without
my dogger cat in the bed. And if you don't
agree with on that, there's like there's not like a
middle ground.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
No, that's a tough one.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
No.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not saying one's clearly right, but I am one.
And then I would be miserable if I had to
sleep with a dogger cat in the bed every night.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Miserable.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
I will engage in a romance act with my dog
before he slumbers in my bed.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Why's your house? It's an illustration? Was it my amance?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Or is that something you've been wanting to say for
a long time?

Speaker 5 (03:13):
I think you're missing my points, Sir Armstrong and Getty