Mayorkas The Numbskull

Mayorkas talked on Meet the Press about how much work he has to do on each day of the week... and so on. The guys had fun with this clip. Also, Jack has a strong hatred for bureaucrats. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now once again a man whose skull is completely numb.
Numb skull Awe Andandro Majorkis.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
They're baseless allegations, and that's why I really am not
distracted by them and focused on the work of the
Department of Homeland Security. I'm inspired every single day by
the remarkable work that two hundred and sixteen thousand men
and women in our department perform on behalf of the
American public. I've got a busy day today after the show,
A busy day of work. I've got a busy day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,

(00:30):
and so on.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
I thought that was Thursday and Friday.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Maybe that it's hilarious. I'm busy Monday, I'm busy Tuesday,
I'm busy Wednesday. And then finally kicked into his head,
this is starting to sound ridiculous and so on. Part
of it is, I mean, I hate the policy and
the topic. But part of is I hate bureaucrats. I
hate them. I've had them in my life in the
private sector. The people that are just paper pushers, follow

(00:57):
the rules, keep your head down, status quo.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
People hate them. Sucks the life out of me. A
couple more figures for you.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
In New York, the city will spend ten point six
billion dollars caring for migrants through twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
We have nothing. We are proud of the work we're
doing every single day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and so on.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
San Diego is San Diego County spending an estimated million
dollars a month. Chicago has spent more than one hundred
and fifty six million dollars on its migrant response since
June twenty twenty two, and in Denver, nearly every corner
of the city has been affected by the rising immigrant population.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Why is everybody saying migrant?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
As many as one hundred arrive on Sundays fueled into
city provided hotels where they receive two meals a day.
Immigrant men unable to work legally are visible throughout the city,
offering to wash windshields for change of crowded intersections and
selling food or flowers to passing cars.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Fins.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Christian Walker from Meet the Press, I would have had
to followed up with that. We can only assume that
then then there would be Thursday, Friday, and then maybe
if it was a weekend, Saturday and Sunday, and then
would repeat again on the following Monday.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Nail him down, that's right, don't let him wiggle out
with his and so on.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
What do you mean, you know what, You've got to
laugh to keep from crying.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I've got a busy day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and so on.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Armstrong