Biden's Handlers

Biden's mental health has been in the headlines for a while now. Yet again, Biden's handlers had to have been on edge when he started inching back towards the podium the other day. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Allow me to present to you a one man show
about what Joe Biden's advisors were doing when he turned
around and went back to the podium.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
The show is called.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Do not Go, but Please. But he went back.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
That I've heard a lot of comments on that he
was he'd already done some damage. Uh, but he hadn't.
He hadn't made the big international news by criticizing Israel
stronger than he ever had in the past. He hadn't
done the whole mixing up Mexico and UH and uh
Egypt thing. And so he was out the door and

(00:44):
somebody shots a question. He stops her second, you know what,
I think, I'll go back and talk some for me.
I'll show them and I agree. The one man show
of his advisors in the back would have been na. Yeah,
they tried to. They tried to. Thanks everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh no, no, he's going that's hilarious. Let's you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'm sure I'm sure they felt that way.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
But you've got an impossible job, all right, You're gonna
try to pass off a senile guy as not senile for.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Nine months the work.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Unless you want to benefit.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
It's not gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
You're just I am highly amused by I wish somebody
would be honest. Maybe they will write a book someday
about the handlers for Biden and the way they probably
reacted when he stopped. They had to be thinking, no,
he's not going he he's turned around, he's going back
to the microphone.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Holy no, no, right. I tell you what they gotta
figure out. They gotta have like a master kill switch.
The mic is cut, the lights go off, just everything.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Maybe the old man stumbles and falls in the darkness,
but that's better than him going back to the mic.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I think a conveyor belt you just turn on and
takes him off. Or the hook, the vaudeville hook. He'd
recognized that. Come on, yes he would. I saw Fatty
Arbuckle getting hooked off the stage. Yeah, that old thing worked.
Come on, man, in just a cream big hook and
pull him off.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Hey, what are you doing better?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Hadicapf care

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Armstrong and Getty