What A Useless Tool

Well it looks like the Mayorkas impeachment finally happened. The guys came up with some of the greatest ways to describe him. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
So why was Alejandre majorcis? Who's busy every day, isn't he? Michael,
I've got a busy day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and so on.
That might be the funniest thing said by the highest
level person ever.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
He is so a cartoon character, right.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Well, remember I went over the weekend from a I
was a no vote on impeachment last week to a
yes vote that Sunday when I saw him on one
of the talk shows. Just because he's a sac of
s that's why I It still doesn't accomplish anything, but
just because he's such a creep.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I want him out of there.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
And they Republicans got the votes to impeach him yesterday.
Although is even going to get going in the Senate.
Is there like a committee that can kill it run
by Democrats? Oh well, it would have to be voted
out of the House first, right or no? I guess
they voted by one to have articles of impeachment that
will be sent to the Senate. But what are they

(00:52):
obligated to do? They are obligated to take it up.
It'll be late February early March, but I think there
is a preliminary round of dismissal. That could do it
in pretty quickly. So there won't you know from what?
From what I understand, and god, we've been through spenty
impeachments recently, you think we'd all have it nailed down now.

(01:14):
But there was a lot of goings on on Fox
about this will be an opportunity for the Republicans to
make their case against the border and everything. I don't
think that's gonna happen. I'm not sure it's necessary. I
think it probably will happen. I'm not I'm curious to
know why you think it wouldn't. But because there look
at the numbers, look at the poll numbers, what's you
don't need to because there are preliminary rounds where the

(01:35):
Democrats control the Senate where they'll kill it and it'll
be done, and so there will be no there'll be
no actual trial where you put.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Your managers forward and get to make your own No.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I was I was picturing more news media coverage, leaks
and tweets and that sort of thing.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
And you probably know this.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
There's no chance of him being removed, right because you
got to get the sixty votes and that's just not.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
A chance of that. So I don't know did you
accomplish anything. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
You took a worthless drone sacket crap, and and and
and and made him feel bad about himself for a
couple of days. So I'm fine with.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
That day, Tuesday, Wednesday and so on. And what a
useless tool. Wow, this is a lot of hate for
Valentine Day.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Why don't you just replace him like this with the
suit jacket and the hat in his chair and not
actually have a human being?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Would there be any difference now?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
He just reminds me of like a mister McGoo character,
to cite a very old cartoon.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
He just as you see millions of people.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Crawl across the border, walk across the border.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
He just looted. The border is secure? Border is? That's
the bunch line. Look behind them, look at all those
millions of people.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
And mister Magoo, a Yorkist, keeps saying the border is.
He's such a jacket border is. I love this cartoon.
It's also just the kind of person. Surely you've worked
with people like this in the workplace. They just got nothing,
They don't have any ideas, they don't ever do anything.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
They just want to hang around and get their paycheck.
They're just just nothing. I've got a visit day Monday. Yes, yes,
you've made that clear. So on.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
He's just a lickspittle. He's a boot licker of the powerful.
He is a loyalist and nothing more. What are people like.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
That in their real lives? Is he like that in
his real life? Or is he just like a regular
person in his real life?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
And he goes to work, I'll walk over here, then
i'll walk over there, then i'll sit there, then i'll
sign that, then I'll go home. The lovely missus maiorchis
you're not satisfying me. You have had an orgasm Monday?
No way, you haven't. You you have climax, you have, Yes,
you are satisfied, satisfied. He's secure. I have satisfied you

(03:49):
on Monday. I've satisfied you on Tuesday. No, no, you haven't.
And it's been twenty seven years and saying so on?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Or is he just the opposite?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Is he keeping it all rained in because he's got
to be a drone at work and at home?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Man, he's all oiled up and dancing around a pole.
I have no idea. Smokes Pot plays heavy metal guitar riffed.
He's ripped like Ned Flanders.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, brilliant the pickleball doing all the cool modern stuff,
having a good

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Time Armstrong and Getty