Pop Quiz: Human Or AI Robot

Joe brought us a list of break up texts and gave us a quiz! Were these texts written by an actual human or a robot? You decide! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jack, can you spot the difference between a real breakup
text conversation and one generated by open Aiyes, GPT four.
I started this quiz and thought, oh, we've got to
do this on the air. So here you go. Oh oh, Katie,
Michael and Jack, you will be the committee. Been thinking
about our future. I really want to travel the world.

(00:21):
I'm more of a settle down and build a home type.
Seems we want different things. Looks like it. Maybe we're
not right for each other. Sad to say, but I agree. Goodbye, Jamie.
Are these humans or robots? I lived there humans, they're

(00:42):
robotic humans. I mean, is there any reason to even
weigh in with your votes? Oh? Galling, you're right? And
Ai wrote this. Eighty one percent of readers got this
one correct. Wow. By the other nineteen percent, please don't vote. God,
that was too funny. All right. Conversation number two, good night, Hey,

(01:09):
I thought about it. I can't do this. Please move
out when I'm back, Please give me my key. Are
these humans or robots? I've had that sort of human interaction,
so I know it's possible. I'm say you vote human? Yeah, human,
it's a it's a mean human. You are right? These
are humans? Seventy seven percent of readers got this one correct.

(01:31):
God dang overtext Yeah yeah, which I hear is the thing.
What are we doing? We're having fun but Dot, I'm sorry,
but I just don't think it's working out. I feel
it was great in the beginning, but now I don't
think either of us are really feeling it anymore. Ooh,
AI are human? Well again, I just I've been on

(01:53):
you know, the end of these conversations where because that
seems like it's leaping way too quick to pull in
the trigger here hit in Egypt. But humans do that. Hey,
dinner last night was okay, but yes, we should break up.
What do you vote, therapy? It sounds like something I
would say, I vote human. Yeah, I think it's human too, Michael,

(02:13):
I'm gonna go. We already have a quorum or a
majority or something. These are humans. They're getting harder as
they go. I like you saying instead of AI robot, Yeah,
it's a robot. I have a robot. I'm tired of yours.
I can't put up with it for another minute. I

(02:35):
have fallen out of love. Coming up apes have a
sense of humor. Stay with us, all right, Hey, we
still on for tonight. Hello you there? All right? Getting
the message? Goodbye? Then are these humans or a robot? Yeah?
Well that was a one sided conversation. I think it's well, well,

(02:55):
I'm not on a panel. I don't even understand how
that would what that would mean. I mean, it's just
it's the robot reached out to somebody and didn't get
a response. All right, it's it's clearly human, right, yeah,
all right, well weigh in panel. Good lord, don't make
me beg human human? Oh no, you're wrong like this,

(03:16):
but that doesn't make sense. Can you program an AI?
They don't have time stamps on this. Can you program
chat ept to say, if you don't hear back within
an hour and a half, right back and say hello
you there. If you still don't hear back, break up.
Yeah that might have been from like an existing conversation
that the person dropped out of. Yeah, that'd Yeah, that's weird.

(03:37):
That's just weird. Rhythm. If I don't get an answer
within forty five minutes, tell them they're dead to me.
I'm vexed and perplexed by that one. You want to
do one more? Yeah, there are several more? All right, here,
you go. Yeah, I just want to know where things stand.
What are your thoughts? I just told you I don't

(03:58):
understand last weekend. I asked if you want to hang out,
and you replied I would love to, so yes. Mismatching
expectations fair, My apologies. That sounds robody to me. That
one was just weird. What are you see idiots talking about?
You're boring me. Yeah, you've out wrought loudly next to
me in a restaurant. You were wrong? These are humans? Really?

(04:21):
Forty nine percent readers got this one correct, and you
didn't give the option of dumb humans. Boy, and you
want one more? Finally, if it's good, Oh, I need
to say that I was really uncomfortable with how you
treated the server last night. I don't think we should
see each other again. Really, I thought it was no
big deal. It's important to me. I think it's best

(04:42):
to go our separate ways. Take care. Wow, you broke
up over the way you treated the server and then
just jumped right to it. I hope I am hoping
not to Robot. I must say saying, Robot, you're right, Michael,
you are dead wrong. Ai wrote this, Yeah, AI jumps too,
quid Ai hits the check button quickly. Hey Blank Ground,

(05:02):
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