Everything Hurts And I'm Dying

This all started with a license plate that Jack saw while out doing his dad duties...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
My typical weekday, single parent, running around, stretched out thing
going and trying to get kids here and there and
picked up from school and figure out how to get
dinner on the table and everything else that has to
happen in life. Blah blah blah. And I'm sitting in
the parking a lot at the grocery store while my
son did something, and I'm trying to pay some bills

(00:20):
on the phone. Anyway, it's all driving me crazy. I
look in front of me. There's a car that's got
a personalized license plate that says I'm dying. I thought,
I want to go buy that from that guy. I
want to buy that from you and put it on
my truck. I'm dying.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Wow, what the what? And it's a BMW I'm dying.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Jeez.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
That's either incredibly sad and dark or a joke. I
don't get I get it. Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
My son, my twelve year old, has a pair of
socks that says I'm dying in it, I'm dying and
everything hurts, or is the other way around? Everything hurts
and I feel like I'm dying. That's what it is. Wow,
there's some dark suns. To the doctor. The doctor said
I need those. Everything hurts that I feel like I'm dying.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, you know what, the more I think about it, Jack,
we're all dying slowly from time.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
That is absolutely right.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
It's worth remembering once in a while.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Armstrong and Getty