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April 9, 2024 1 min

Well aren't we a lucky bunch! Jack has vowed to start weaving this word into every day situations. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What do you take for cold medicine if you get
a cold? I don't know if we have colds. We
don't have covid, But.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I just I'll just take a couple of ibuprofen.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Generally, don't do anything for the and all that sort
of thing, but nothing for the head full of snot
congestion and all that sort of stuff. Actually, yeah, yeah,
now that you mentioned it, if I've really got that going,
I will take uh, what's this stuff? The active ingredient
is guavinificent or something like that. It's guavenessence. And ask

(00:27):
your doctor about guavnissnce. And it thins your secretions.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
My secretions are thick as molasses.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
No, we see. You don't want that, you want them thinned.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Is there ever a setting in which people want to
hear the words secretion? Probably not, not really.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I can't think of one.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
No, not a word.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I'm gonna try that in a variety of settings in
the coming days. I'll just try to work secretions into
the conversation and see the reaction of the people involved,
dinner table, bedroom, wherever.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Secret lord.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Yeah, no, no, not a good word.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
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