Jack And His BBQ Adventures

Jack Armstrong's grilling adventures continue! 

Last week Jack posted a photo of him "grilling." It was pretty bad... If you haven't seen it click here. 

Well, our beloved Jack attempted it again. And again, it was pretty bad. You can see that photo here. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Did you see my latest picture of my grilling that
I tweeted out? It was much I thought it went
better anyway, But some of the responses on my grilling
once again, we're I'm not charitable. I'm not a huge
fan of grilling, this person said, but I enjoy it
more when I get to stand up at the grill.
Why don't you drop a couple hundred bucks and buy

(00:20):
a grill that doesn't require to get on your knees
to flip a burger? Love you, but that grill is
an embarrassment to your entire family.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, if you're new to this discussion, Jack is an
alleged man, allegedly of the heterosexual variety who hates grilling.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, I hate it. I don't want to be good
at it. I wish i'd never have to do it again.
And I'm terrible at it. And I do have a
really crappy grill, which I think plays a role. As
somebody responded last week saying, why do you grill like
a runaway teenager or meth head? And this person said,
did the other folks under the bridge like the food?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
So I played golf over the weekend and in the
bar the men's grill. We're hanging out afterward, a buddy
of mine who's he listens to the show, follows us
on Twitter. He said, Hey, by the way, that was
that was your partner, right, not you with the grill thing.
I said, what are you kidding? No, that was Jack,
And everybody's like, what are you guys talking about? And

(01:16):
I explained that you hate grilling and you're terrible at it.
And the consensus around the table, and it was eight guys,
was that if a friend came to me and said,
you know, I like to kill the cats in the neighborhood,
it would be a similar level of I don't know
you as if somebody said I hate grilling and I
can't grill, which which listen, I'm more than willing to

(01:39):
kick you for sport. It's one of my greatest pleasures.
Like but but it's kind of interesting that people reacted
that strong. I know, I mean, there was a wink
and a nod in a sense of humor about it,
but it's it says something.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I'm just wondering what your Why you must put the
utensils on the ground like your spatula is on the ground,
the thing you clean the grill with also on the ground.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
What where should it be?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Why not any literally anywhere, but not on the ground, right,
I don't have a.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Table or I don't have any This may be why
you get sick Jack.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, I mean there's no because there's there's a plate
right next to the spatula.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Put the other people under the bridge enjoying the food.
That's the perfect comment. I'm looking at the picture now.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, wow, Yeah, it does look like I'm on the lamb.
I'm gonna beat up a ARV and I've got a
meth habit, no family or friend.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
I'm gonna get you a grill. I'm gonna come to
your place and assemble it.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
And i'm gonna get you a fold out table, and.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'll kick in and get a twelve dollars table. Oh,