He Wasn't Just Spraying It Everywhere!

Some may consider this story to be yellow journalism. Others may believe that there may be a tinkle of truth to it.

No matter, the story about a Northern CA middle school teacher who was secretly recorded while urinating into an empty canister (while inside his classroom) is, in fact, the number one story today.

All we can really say is, Gosh Gosh Gosh.

Follow along as the story unfolded during the Friday February 27 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I was going to reset the story, but I think
I'll read this one of these text responses first, which
I think will help reset the story and we can
get back into the details of what we are now
calling uringate.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Which I just made up.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
So I don't know if we are calling it.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
That, but okay.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Local school teacher being in the classroom got this text response.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
He to a container in a springing it everywhere.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
You a good point an empty classroom into a container,
an ample sized container.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Women are horrified. Men seem to be what are you
gonna do? This is the difference between how men and
women look at things. As men, you both are looking
at the guy peeing in the classroom is no big deal,
just weird. As a woman, I'm thinking, why is there
a canister of human excrement in a classroom with my
children randomly and for the students to set up the
camera because they suspected this was occurring, means this is

(00:48):
a regular thing for the guy to have pee in
his classroom.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Uh, that is correct. She is equivocating, though, conflating urine
with feces, which are in terms of anyone, including his
student's health, to very different propositions.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
So a coffee canister full of coca. You would draw
the line in.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
I would draw the line well before that.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
But yes, can you bring us the details on this
story for anybody who hasn't heard it? Uh, local school.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Local school in Rockland. A student thought maybe the teacher
was peeing into this canister.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
I wonder how they came to think that. In the
odds are excellent. I have stood in that very classroom
that was later marred defaced, if you will, yeah, granted
oaks made unholy by the urinating.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
And to lots of the teachers there yearning containers or
do you do you have any ever ever asked them?

Speaker 4 (01:42):
I should have my bad.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
So the student leaves their laptop on their desk facing
the direction of the door. As they leave the class,
the teacher grabs said canister, urinates into it, finishes up
other note we haven't touched on, sniffed his hand afterwards,
which I thought it was odd. Then he goes, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh,

(02:04):
that was good or something we have.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
We have the audio post urination y and then.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, I
love it.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Here's here's a question was that video illegally obtained, probably
by a child, though