C.O.W. 3-25-22

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
First, let's take a fond look back at the week
that was. It's cow clips of the week. Thank you
the crazy meter. I am uncancellable. What's that? What kind

(00:20):
of man shaves with a Jeremy's razer? I don't know?
How about cowboys? Firefighters? Those guys? A shot Osama bin lady,
kill a bison, split, spread the blood on her foreheads
and dance around a tree? And what did you use
the dam? And then as of June first, or got

(00:43):
a smear goose liver on our chests to prevent pneumonia
and the consumption. And I think we should recognize that
jack assory we often see around here. Can you provide
a definition for the word woman? Can I provide a definition? Yeah?
I can't, You can't. The Ukrainian soldiers have surprised the world.

(01:08):
NATO officials now reportedly say forty thou Russian soldiers have
been killed, injured, captured, or are missing. And Mario Bowl
is becoming the Alamo, that is becoming a quagmire for
for Russia. It's a potent swa not a Russian people swore.

(01:29):
What is the atrocity threshold? He's now looking at serishly,
Probably chemical weapons. What China is doing is sent foods, medicine,
sleeping bags and the baby for me, not weapons. You
have to have a mass to order food. I said,
I want a cheeseburger and I want to water. Say this,

(01:52):
this argument is baseless. Drownded in front of them. The
office is faceless, big buttery juke box, egg disaster. Everybody
looks like your aunt Jill Kenny Chesney. The food give
her them. She's a play good cheerleader saves the day.

(02:19):
A couple of follow ups on the cheerleader saves the
day story. I was closing tabs on my on my
computer here that I use in the studio, and uh,
and I decided to watch that video one more time.
Hadn't occurred to me when I first watched it. She
is in a basket day. The cheerleaders are in a
basketball stadium full of screaming fans, panting, shouting athletes, referees

(02:40):
running to and fro, and the cheerleaders are the only
people wearing masks, and every single one of them is
wearing a mask. Hilarious. I didn't even know that because
of some idiotic, superstitious NC double a rule that they
well they exempted those people, and those people and well
you the fans won't cooperate anyway, So just the cheerleaders

(03:00):
were wearing masks. Second thing is that whole that new
thing where name, image, likeness and I L they call
it um. Now college kids can control her name, image
and likeness and make money from it. You know who's
making money that cheerleader. She's licensed T shirts that say
the cheerleaders saved the day and have her her image

(03:21):
on there. Wow. So what sort of wacky things are
people gonna do now? Because if you can become a
meme for a day, especially like during March Madness or
something like that, you could you could sell you'd certainly
make thousands of dollars selling T shirts. Sure, yeah, buy
yourself a car or something like that. That money. You're
not gonna be a millionaire probably, But what the hell.

(03:41):
If you're the guy who's you know, from North Carolina
and you steal the ball from the duke guy and
run out the door as the cheerleader, you would you
would you would sell fifty with the T shirts tomorrow? Yeah, exactly.
You get booted off that cheerleading squatty. You don't care
your scene there Anyway, there's gonna be real incentive to

(04:02):
go to to be able to meme yourself art strong
and Jetty