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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We should do a segment called ask Ashley on ninety
three three fl's. We did it for a couple of
years on The Joe Show. Ashley now wants to ask
white people. You know, that's like an unofficial segment on
the show Ask White People. Ashley asks white people, what's
your question of the day for the whites?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Today is about white people in dancing. So I saw
this article. It said white people can't dance? How much worse?
Question mark? How much worse? We're reminded they have no rhythm?
And I thought that was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
What do you mean it's sane?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
They already feel like they like they say, white people
already know that they don't have rhythm. But when they start,
when someone comes up to them and they start dancing
and they say, hey man, you ain't gonna rhythm, like,
you start thinking twice, like, oh my god, I really
don't have any rhythm?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Is that how you feel?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I have rhythm? That's fact?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Do you think I'm a decent dancer?
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I know for a fact. Rhythm, rhythm, rhythm.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I did say you did. I just said, dance like
nobody's watching.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
No, I dance like people are watching because I'm good.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
And what are your favorite dance moves?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
My favorite dance moves. I mean I wouldn't put a
name to it, probably.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
But you know, like dance moves don't have names.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
What's this called the waves? Does it look like a
doesn't it look like water flowing? Almost? Doesn't it look
like the waves? Hey? What am I on the beach?
You're just watching Joe dance?
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Another one?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Another one? Yeah, check this out? Spin my headphones get okay, Okay,
I could have done that perfectly.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
So we played a song right now? Could you catch
the beat and like, do some dance?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Could I catch the girl? The party start till I
walk in? That's a fact.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Play a party song? Let me see you.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Everyone compliments Jedford dancing. Jed doesn't talk about this enough.
I taught him how to dance. Did you you said
before that We went to high school together and I
got through a lot of classes because Jed would kind
of help me cheat. That was the trade, he said,
if you teach me how to dance, I'll give you
math questions or oh he did that?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
That's true?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Heronymore right now Jamie DJ Jamie for about the a
Banger it's one of your favorite songs and you're about
to get on the dance floor and go crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Let me see you baby.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
All right, let me play this song.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I'm that's how you're gonna get out of it.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I don't know what song. You gotta give me a song.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
What you're the one?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I got a dance.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Okay, one kiss, one kiss?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
So it's a great song for dancing.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Let me tell you something or give me turns up,
give me a little all the way turned up?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Do you think we have that? Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Okay, okay, give me a little migos, anything migos?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Then oh we actually do have it? Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Oh god, let me see you dance to it.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Which one do you want? All the way turned up?
Speaker 7 (02:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
All right, let me feel it. I get a feeling.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
If you're on Twitch watching this is great.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
With with music like this, umping up the crowd right now.
I got to I've got two hands and then I
throw it up.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Who was.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Right?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
But it's kind of like that. Sometimes they feel like this.
They get a little shimmy. Jed, Jed, can do your
house parties look like house party?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
What do you do at house parties?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You've known me for so long house party. That's called
me playing video games at night house party. No one's there.
I will dance when I win.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh yeah, that is dance.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
More of it.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
People don't dance anymore. White people emote.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
They do.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, we emote.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
He's that's the backpack kid. He's the one who started.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yes, it's like we don't really dance, we emote. That's wow.
You right? Oh I hate that.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
You're right and there's nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Like when you em so are you insinuating by the
way that all black people can dance?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
No, I know one of my good friends has no
rhythm and it's am I how you black and can't
catch the beat? Are you?
Speaker 8 (04:02):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Black? People are born with what should be born with?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Rhythm? Most are eight hundred four ninety three ninety three
if you're white and you can dance eight hundred four
ninety three ninety three if you're black.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
And yeah, no, you ain't got no rhythm.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I got to question. Can Asians dance?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, oh my god?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I don't know if they're Asian or not.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Because they were masked. Yeah, how would we know? Yeah,
we would know.
Speaker 9 (04:29):
I'm pretty sure. I think they are. Yeah, like a
lot of the K pop groups.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
They got rid of.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Let's think, let's think who else? Who else? What about Indians?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I've never seen? Yeah, they got rid of Yeah, they
got rid of it.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
They don't do a lot of like they're like.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
They're catching they're catching a beat.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Russians.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Jewish people can dance. You ever seen Jewish people dance?
They do the thing where they get really low and
they kick their legs out.
Speaker 9 (04:55):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And the Irish people, hey, they're well kind of awesome dancers.
If you think of Irish dancing, you ever seen that
where they move their feet? You ever Irish?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
It's like.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
And if you think about it, where did Chicago footwork
come from? Because? Uh, the Irish population in Chicago was
so big. Really no, think about it.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Think about it though, that would be cute if it
did start.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Think about it, But the Irish would be moving a
fast and fast.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Also, who do black people love the Irish?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
We love redheads.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
That's a fact. I'm just connected with thoughts right now.
I hate that I'm this intelligent. Janelle, Yes, hi, Janelle,
are you white, black or other? Check a box?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
White?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Okay? Can you dance?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I can kind of but not in public.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Ah, I once you said kind of and then not
in public? Unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You want to bring up dancing with the stars.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Yes, well.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
It's like, are we considering ballroom dancing?
Speaker 6 (06:05):
No, I'm talking.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
About like literally going out with your friends and dancing,
not that like one, two, three, four count step like
of course you're counting the steps in your head. I'm
talking about literally going out partying with your friends and
dancing country like a lot of people can pick up
you know, pick up dancing like eight count.
Speaker 9 (06:22):
Yeah, but what what would you consider like line dancing
if we went to like cowboys over here and.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Going that doesn't count.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
You're going out and dancing.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
A lot of people can a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
A lot of people can do a line dance. And
I'm just saying literally going out and just dancing free,
not having a routine, not a routine.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
How about that? Yeah? All right, Janelle, thank you. Let's
move on to Mike, who says that why are we
talking about how white people can't dance? We should be
talking about how white people can't cook. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
I don't think dancing in their problem, but the cooking,
Oh my god, I've been through so many white people's
house and have their chicken, and Joe when I tell
you that, I eat the food and I go to
her bathroom and just oh my, I just I just
feel it. I'll just fit in the trash, no seasoning, nothing.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I was like, you have.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Been seizing it in my pocket and just go to
your house next.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
How mad does it make you when they go, hey, sorry,
the chicken's a little spicy, b and it just.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Know, it's just like it's just white, not even so
like I waited for like an hour and a half.
They had a chicken in the oven and the and
the so this is my wife's friend, don't thinking, man,
And she's like and the woman just going, oh this
is gonna taste awesome. And everybody around the table I'm
looking at their face and they're saying.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Wow, this is so good. And I'm looking at her like,
what you people think this is good? Man?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Try my cooking anyway. Yeah, Mike, you are the greatest. Also, Jed,
you say that you can cook, so this is kind
of really coming at you, but you also say you're.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I think white people can grow when it comes to barbecue.
I will put y'all up there. Top three for sure.
White people can grill for show.
Speaker 9 (08:07):
Okay, cool, it can't be a white dad and not grill,
I mean can be a period.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, oh yeah, I get. What's it called a tragger?
Can't give me one? When I announced that we have
a kid and the.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Lista that your wedding gift?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, Brooklyn, Hi, Hi, Brooklyn. You are Irish in your
favorite Wait hold on one second, Brooklyn, how old are you?
This is perfect, Brooklyn. Yes, we're having conversations about why
(08:51):
all races are kind of the best, but we all
maybe have little differences, and that's okay. You're Irish in
your favorite dance? Move is Russian? Explain, So there's.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
A dances that a lot of dancers learn when they
do ballet and stuff. So because I'm a dancer and
you put your seat out and you turn with one
foot and you have to put your feet down and
up at the same time and turn me feel.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Like out and you can do that?
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Yeah, well kind of, and then yeah I think you can.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I think that we might be talking to the next
star and dancing with the stars. Now, Brooklyn, you're ten
years old. Who do you listen to the show with?
Speaker 6 (09:38):
I do the show with my mom.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Hi Mom, morning, Mom.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
Bye, we look on the way to school.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I love that. Thank you so much. I'm sorry if
there's ever been a moment where you have to turn
down your radio. I promise you. I've been trying to
get a lot better. Do you feel like I've been better?
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, yes, thank god?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
What about you?
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Mom?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
What do you think?
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Oh? Yes, I love.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Okay? Got cool?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Cool? Cool? Well? I love that you guys. Listen, Brooklyn.
I used to listen to the radio with my mom
on the way to school, so that's kind of cool.
We're like the same, except for you can dance and
I apparently can't.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah, she always loves to get on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I love it. Well, Brooklyn, you're great on the radio.
Love you guys so much. Brooklyn. Give your mom a
hugging and kiss for being a great mom. Joe show
around ninety three three f l Z. What's the sandwich
place that you like? Again?
Speaker 9 (10:40):
I'm not going to say why because I don't want
people going there. I'm not I'm not mentioning it on
the radio because I'm.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I'm being get money.
Speaker 9 (10:50):
No, I'm being an a hole and I'm being a
gatekeeper because the moment. I mean, I'm not going to
say that I have a power of influence over a
nation here, but there are some in places where I
don't feel like I should say, because then people are
going to start going to them and they become more popular,
and plus the weights already as long as it is, Ashley,
I don't need more people going there with them advertise.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I don't know my fl z. I don't think, Joe.
Speaker 9 (11:14):
I don't know if they'll h that's a good point, Joe.
But I also don't want to do that because the
same thing applies people or even more people are going
to go there. It's a sandwich. You say that it's
just a sandwich. Everybody said the same thing about Penn Station.
Everybody said the same thing about Jimmy John's. It was
just a sandwich. And now look where they are. You
can't I wait at.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Penn Station like Penn Station, but it's not.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Doesn't people look at them. Why did you say subway.
Speaker 9 (11:44):
Because some just started off as like a hole in
the wall and everybody's like, oh my god, I went
to subway and now it's a chain and now there's long.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
It's long weights in line for everybody.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I want to keep it, mom and pop. I don't
want them to explode and pop off.
Speaker 9 (11:58):
I want to get in this because they don't know
that it's them, because I'm not going to I'm not
sharing the name.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
It's an Old Smar.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Oh, they really need the help.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Since you're not going to say the name, can you
a least tell me the sandwich that Yeah, what do
you get on it?
Speaker 9 (12:14):
I get the Rocky Mountain barbecue sandwich. Okay, it's really good,
and you go to your house. It's over by my house. Okay, Terry, Well,
we're figuring this out. Can you just look up sandwich
shops and Old Mars? What is it a rocky monster? No,
it's a it's a it's a rocky mountain a bull's ball?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Is it the Rocky Mountains us?
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (12:43):
Why?
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Why?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
And now everybody now it's this is a little mom,
but I like this.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I kind of want to go try it now.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
Yeah, it's something barbecue to their brisket Sensation.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Brisket the Great Hour.
Speaker 8 (13:01):
Soon.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
They're open eleven to eight. A lot of those other
sandwich places closed earlier.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, why are you being a gatekeeper?
Speaker 9 (13:06):
Sandwich Joe? You have to be a gatekeeper on certain things.
I know that there are certain places that you haven't
told Ashley and I about, because I.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Tell you about any time I have anything that I like,
I get so excited. I tell everyone, shouldn't you shouldn't
be so excited.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
To tell you should that you are right now?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Because I was for Terry, I had no choice.
Speaker 9 (13:28):
I had a gun to my head practically, yeah, because
guess what then when I start rattling off facts of
the restaurant, Joe's like, oh, hey, Terry, go and look
up the name of the restaurant, or go look up.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Yeah. I mean that was easy, right.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I know.
Speaker 9 (13:40):
Now now I'm not gonna be able to Joe enjoyed anything.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, you will, and they're gonna thank you for talking
about it, and they might even give you a two
sandwiches for one.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, think about that. I mean, Seminal Subs reached out
when I talked about them.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
So Rocky Mountain Subs.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
May I hit you, right, I know, but I don't.
And listen, if anyone knows it's Ashleys like the queen
of getting anything and everythings given to her.
Speaker 9 (14:02):
They go, but there you go. I don't, But you
just you just ruined it for me. You just ruined
the whole time. Yeah, because I go in.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I go to a place where a quarter pounder with
cheese it's delicious called McDonald's. I hope everyone goes there.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
And because you show them up, you're gonna be able
to skip the line if there is a line.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah, man, you want to go get some sandwiches Rocky Mountains.
Speaker 8 (14:26):
Yeah, yeah, we'll do it. We'll do it this weekend
over Rocky Mountain. But yeah, you can't gate keep that
because they go out of business because you was gate
keeping it. Then you can't get jewels.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
It's not because guess what, it's always packed, always packed,
especially at like lunch and dinner time.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
And also I think.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Everyone should promote places that they like. Yeah, that's good,
especially if it's like, yeah, Jake's Coastal for Indian Rocks,
Jake's Coastal, can't we got we going?
Speaker 8 (14:57):
We're going this weekend. We got a spot like that
as spring Hell called donald Lee's Sandwich up and they've
casts only and that everybody loves them. And I get it.
You want to keep it a secret, but you know
what if you know keeping it a secret and gay
keeping and.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
They want to feel it that way with anything. I
want everyone to know everybody.
Speaker 8 (15:17):
I want everybody.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Those mom and pop places, yeah, I mean by Pokey
company that's owned by our friend, our family member, Anthony.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
Like you know, I hope everyone goes there. But part
of me and I get what you're saying. I get
what you're saying, But.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
How about how about get what I'm saying. How about
our barber? Yeah, appointments, appointments, I mean sandwiches. You could
sling a billion of them. Appointments are they take time?
I hope everyone goes to plant a barbers.
Speaker 9 (15:48):
I hope so too, because I know I know Kyle personally,
and I think that it would be business Joe. They're
just you want the sandwich place because haircuts and sandwiches,
it's apples and oranges.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
I just want true.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
It's different.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
It's like haircuts the sandwich shops.
Speaker 8 (16:12):
It's like apple.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
But what I'm saying is if more and more people
went and got haircuts from a place, it would take
up the appointments. There's limited appointments. What do you think
they're gonna do. They're gonna run out of pumper nickel.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
There's a good chance that could happen because I went
last week and they were out of brisket, and I
can't have my favorite sandwiches without the brisket.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
So that's crazy, you can.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
I'm giving away too much because now you can order
online and then they tell you what turning.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
Into the biggest unintentional ad of all time. It's not
that I don't want well, I shouldn't say that this
is crazy. Hey, Mike, you're on with us, and Jewels
is on too, and Mike, you say that Jet is right.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Yes, you don't want to do it. I'll explain to
you why. And it happens all the time.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Real quick, before you explain why, just in case anyone
is turning on the radio, Jet is purposely not telling
people about a specific sandwich schop he goes to because
you you just are afraid. More and more people are like.
Speaker 9 (17:22):
Blow up, and I don't want The linements are already
pretty long, it's already pretty packed.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Mike, go ahead.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
The way end up happens, and it always happened. Never
feels they changed their menu, it mess up the whole restaurant.
They always happened.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
I never feel I think that's I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Hold on one second, Hold on one second. You're he's
on your site. He's the only person on your said
you should just agree with him. Yeah, yeah, Mike, come
on over site for He doesn't care about your opinions.
He did, he did, he had he did not.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
He just said they changed the menu.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
And no, he's saying that if more and more people come,
they're going to start changing their menu. I'm assuming because
of more and more they're going to sell request.
Speaker 8 (18:13):
Think about it.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
Chick for Lake did that, Chick for Lake did that.
Chick Filate did not like that. Eventually, when there were
so many people going, what do they do?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Change the ingredient mass production? They're like, every restaurant still
very good.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
They got to make a cheaper mice. Right.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I think Chick fil As actually hates white people.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
Chick fil A bland.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Guys, I like, don't go to Rocky Mountain subject because
I want to.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
Go there and I want to dry Rocky Mountains.
Speaker 9 (18:56):
No broke bag mountains, Rocky Mountain oysters are cow testicles
that are fried. Yes, but why would they want to
name because Rocky Mountain Rocky Mountains are in Colorado? Right,
And it's they're from Colorado. They're bringing the Colorado flavor
to Florida. Okay, it's just too clear.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Do you think that people from Colorado are mad that
they're called Rocky Mountain oysters? Because now whenever I hear that,
I don't think about the Rocky Mountains. I think about cowboys.
Speaker 8 (19:23):
Yeah, that's what I thought he was like, And I
thought that was the sub he was talking about. It
was like Rocky Mountain barbecue sub. I'm like, damn, my boy,
putting the testicles on and for real.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
With mayoh man, you're the greatest. I'll talk to you later. Mike,
You're the greatest. I'll talk to you later. And one
last one, John, you say that the restaurant might not
even be prepared for the amount of people to come in,
so it's best he doesn't say anything. Thank god, we
haven't said their name. Yeah ten minutes.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
Yeah, that's that's my main thing. I know, small restaurants,
they might not be heared for a huge amount of
people to start rushing into the restaurant. So it's better
that it's state keeps. Yeah, sometimes because even the restaurant
might not even be prepared for it.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Well, all right, as Jed said, yeah, As Jed said,
they're slam busy constantly. Have you been there? No, you
want to go, I'll go. But John love when you
call in