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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, okay, real real quick? Do you guys? Do know?
And I love you guys, and I understand that we're
afforded so many opportunities because of the hard work that
you guys do. But I'm doing my show. I'm I
I gotta, I gotta do certain things. I'm sorry, Joe.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And your mom's on the phone too, Joe.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Okay, can I just re let me real quick? We're
live on the uh. I don't even know what to say.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
If if you're still listening to us for some reason,
you've got bad taste. But my dad does a radio
show in Detroit, Michigan. He has called us. Apparently this
is an emergency. So did someone die? And is this
the way that you're telling you?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
No, no, no, no, nobody died. So I don't want
to do that because that would be too much. Say
hi to mom. Mom's on the phone too, Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Jesus, Hi Mom? Are you okay?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Of course, I'm okay, Joe. I'm calling you because Ashley
and Jed and Terry. I got a phone call yesterday
from the Radio Hall of.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Fame, which my dad made the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I'm getting inducted in the Radio Television Hall of Fame.
And they called me yesterday and they asked me who
I would want to induct me into the Hall of Fame,
and Joe, I would like to ask you to do that.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yes, really, yes, I've been waiting for you to ask me. Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Coincidentally enough, I have two for the last four and
a half minutes of listening.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
To Ashley's wait.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Actually, but I literally got I got a phone call
yesterday from them and they told me that Bob Pittman
was no longer available. He's actually inducting Mark the Quinn
because he hired her at MTV, and that Jim Harbaugh
is doing Colin Cowherd. That they asked me who I
(02:10):
would like and I said, well, since those guys aren't available,
can I have my son, Joe, who's my oldest son
and also a fellow radio person.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
So I love you.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I love you. Now here's the good part. You need
Terry to do a video for you, and I'll send
you all the parameters because they're asking everybody to do
it in video form and so they're going to have
a professional video person to do this for you.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Okay, all right, Well, I yeah, I don't even know
what to say. I think i'll probably cry, and I
know you're probably looking for tears. I'll probably cry after
the show. Yeah, but I love you so much. And yeah,
for anyone listening who doesn't know my dad, he's in
the Hall of Fame for a reason, and he's the
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reason why we do the show that we do. Everyone
who who loves War the Roses. Guy created War of
the Roses. And literally, I mean, you guys heard the
Cane show do it and Caine and my dad were
good friends, and Caine did it because of my dad,
And then that's we carried it on because of Caine
did it, and we carried it on because my dad
does it. And I love you, Joe.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I love you so much. Hey, thank god it's a
video too, by the way, because I kind of did think,
oh my god, if I get to do this, I
can't drink at the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You can drink as much as you want. I love you,
and I just want you to know I'm very, very
proud of you, and proud of Ashley and Jed and
Terry too. You guys do a great, great job every
day and we need more of you, guys.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I love you so much and h O baby yeah. Hey,
A couple of questions. Since our CEO, Bob Pittman will
be there, do you think I get FaceTime with him?
Do you think if I do this? What if I
did the induction on video? But but what if I
played a little bit of my show during the induction
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speech since we'll have his undivided attention.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well, that would be the smart thing to do. But
make it be an air check of your show. I
love you, guys, And we've already talked him way too
much about this, and Chelsea, I love you. I would
love Chelsea to to uh be part of this some way,
somehow to but we'll talk.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
About that, not me, but the brother.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Okay, we'll figure it out, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I'm sorry, but this is about me. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
For the record, I cried for your song. He didn't cry.
I cried.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I love you, Jed, you're the one doing the induction now.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
For the record, Jed cries when he doesn't hit a
trick on skates.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Later. I love you guys, all right, judge.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Of our CEO, Bob Pittman is going to know my
name by the end of this.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Can we get some WS nine.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
So I know my parents were going to say, you
gotta make it with your brothers. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I'm not doing it. What if I dress you guys
up like my brother and can.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
I be Jacob?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Of course, t Q I A plus the letter people.
Got to respect the letter people. That's what I say.
Then again, Jed should be doing.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
It, and he's got the hair all right, sick.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I was going to be so hurt if they didn't
ask me. I said that to Ashley.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Yeah, I was hoping he was going to ask you.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
And multiple people call me when my dad got into
the Hall of Fame and ask are you doing it?
And I'd say, no, one's asked, and they said really yeah,
and I go, that's embarrassing. Get some dubs in the chat. Hey,
get some dubs in the chat. Good morning everyone, Wake up,
(06:03):
I'm standing up. No, I'm standing up. Wake up. Focus.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Isn't it better to stand up?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I like everyone close your laptops. If I see a
laptop open, I'm gonna I'm gonna kick it. I'm gonna
have Jed. Jed's gonna kick a child. And I told
him to not, but he said that he's and that's
not okay. It's not okay. We've got a major announcement
coming up at seven forty I want you to think
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about some things that we've done in the past. There
was a time where we lined up people like a
ninety three cars, we filled up gas tanks. We did
that multiple times, a big, big, big thing that we did.
Then we were like, what else could we do? We
flew people to see Taylor Swift in California. That was
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kind of crazy. And then we were like, what else
should we do? Oh, let's go on a cruise, which,
by the way, November, we're going on that cruise. Buy
your cabin still on sale. It's going great, very excited
about it. We gave away a ton of cabins with
the secret sound. What else have we done? The Rays
threw me a birthday party. We gave away hundreds of
tickets to join us in the trap while no one
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else was there. That's right, this is bigger than all
of that combined, in my opinion, Major announcement seven before
you guys are gonna lose your mind when it happens. Okay,
all right, seven forty four, that one, all right? Eight
hundred and four of nine ninety three ninety three strange
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neighbor requests. What did your neighbor come over and ask for?
What happened?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I was taking out the trash and one of the
neighbors that I don't really know too well, she lives
like right across the street from me, was just like, hey,
I see you all the time, like outside and doing stuff.
I'm like, what's your name? So we struck up a conversation.
She asked me if she knew anybody that could get
her marijuana, and I told her I said, I don't
know anybody in the neighborhood like that. I said, but
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I'll keep you posted. And that was like and she's
like my dad's age. So it was so weird. Somebody
just randomly coming up to me asking me for drugs?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Do you look you should have? Like do I look
like a smoke weed?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
I mean Ashley kind of.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
And he got the headband and I would be like, yeah,
this guy's definitely.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I don't know no, but I was, yeah, I was
wearing a billy string shirt in my head band, and
that's probably what was like a dead giveaway. Okay, this
guy might be a stoner. So I was just I've
never had a neighbor ask me for drugs ever, and
I thought it was kind of funny that it was
a person who was my parents age.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I wish that I had neighbors that even talk to me.
No one talks.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Do you talk to them or try to?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
No, but it would be nice. It would be nice
to have a neighbor. I've never had a neighbor even
come near my door. It would be cool, though, like
everyone's always you know, like the old joke. And I
don't know if neighbors even do this anymore. But like
the neighbor came over and asked for sugar her you know,
no one, no one does that, let me So I'm
jealous that you got a request.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
I think people know their neighbors.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
I got close with my neighbor and she I wouldn't
say was it it was a strange request because I'm
my girl, Like what do I what do you.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Think I am?
Speaker 7 (09:14):
She bought four cases of water during hurricane season. She's like, hey,
can you help me carry these up? I was like,
I'm sorry, can you ask a man? Excuse me?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
But yeah, I met him.
Speaker 7 (09:23):
I met my neighbors during hurricane season because I was
sucking house.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
What did you do?
Speaker 5 (09:26):
I helped her?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I would and she.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Had the dog. She's a little chihuahua that's missing a leg.
I'm like, come on, just.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Say what Alissa says when she doesn't want to carry it?
What I just got my nails stuff? Oh? I like that.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
I know, and then I but then I won't be
Then I won't be friends with my neighbor.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
How about this.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
I don't even know her name, but I hope I don't.
We talk every other day, but I do not know
her name because I don't know how gonna go about
and get it.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
You need to know. You need to figure that out.
You need to.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
But I mean, she'll probably come over and ask her
for her name. No, when was Yeah, what's your name?
I'll help you with this water?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, I think that they would. Hey, by then, by
the way, my name is Ashley. What's your name?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Just for.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Facebooker were neighbors.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
We help each other out, and I'm sure she'll have
a strange request within the next couple of the way.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
We're gonna move this. You've got an addiction with your computer?
Speaker 5 (10:14):
No, I do nothing's on here?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Why do you always open it up? Though? When we say,
don't open it. Do you notice that.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
She got Maybe it's just an act.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
I don't even have, like I can't even text her FaceTime.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Hey, guys, let's close our laptops. Let's do it. I
closed my iPad.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
I literally could she.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Closed it?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
And then she opened it Joe after our announcement, we
need to have an intervention.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
I'm going to get a hit because I'm like, I'm
going to get there's nothing on my because.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I told you, I said, it's hard to have a
conversation with you guys than when you guys are looking down,
because I was not looking down.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
I was talking and how in a conversation she did?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Didn't she look?
Speaker 5 (11:03):
But I'm having I'm able to multitask.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I'm saying that I don't want.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
I don't want, but I'm not multitasking, paying attention. I'm
not looking down. I'm having a conversation with you.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
But now on to the top. There's nothing.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
I don't I listen, I can't text, I can't FaceTime,
I can't do anything.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
I don't wonder if you don't know your neighbor's names, Ashley,
are doing three things once.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
It's out of it's a habit. I literally just go
like this, but back to the neighbor comments conversation.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Okay, fine, we'll go back to it. Thank you, Hey, Holly, Hey, Hi,
go ahead. So Jed had quite the strange illegal request
from his neighbors. Ashley's been asked to like carry water
up and everything because she's ripped. My neighbors won't talk
to me.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
So I had. We had just recently moved in and
I didn't know the neighbors that will. And I received
a random knock on the door one morning and he
asked me if I could secretly take him shopping for
his wife's birthday. And but I was a little freaked
out because I wasn't sure if it was like a scammer.
He was trying to just get his way into the house.
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But I ended up changing my clothes and I took
him all over town to rooms to go a car.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
You do this online.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
He did have a disability, like im to find out,
so he wasn't able to drive, which kind of started
to make sense once I started to be within for
a few hours.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
But I, uh, you thought about like being scammed or
like maybe him getting in your home? I thought he
was like hitting on you.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
You know what I mean, Holly, Like Herry, No, I
don't think that was the case. He actually thought I
was the maid originally when I opened the door.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
What that?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah? Well are you friends with him?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Now?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
We are?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Actually we're really good.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Break the drag wrop for hours looking for a gift
for his wife. Oh, we better be besties.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, Jed, you find some uh, you find some of
what she requested, then maybe become her friend once again.
And thank you, Holly.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Jed got quite the strange request from a neighbor, because.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
You're gonna be mad he becomes friends with her, because
you're very torritorial, like we talked about yesterday.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
But moving on, well, there is the.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Sounds like a leech y, so it would be bad
for him to be friends. For the record, and also,
i'm a cop. All arrest Hey, Emily citizens are Hey, Hi,
good morning, good morning. Weird request from a neighbor go ahead. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
Our neighbor had just moved in and they didn't have
any of their appliance as hooked up yet, so he
asked to use our washing machine and when he came over,
it was for his kids reusable cloth diapers. Nope, which
I would have never let him use if I knew
that that's what it was for.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
How many times did you wash your washing machine after
he left?
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Oh my gosh, put through the like down. He sent
things by themselves, like they kept running it because that's
I had no idea that that's what it was for.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I cannot even imagine how you felt when you saw
what that was.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
I would I don't even know why anyone would first
off use I mean to each their own, but I just,
oh my gosh, I was like, Wow, that's that's an
odd request.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Question for you with that. Do you still talk to
these people or was that like a one and done
type of Oh?
Speaker 6 (14:36):
So we see him outside sometimes and he has this
strange there's a raccoon in our neighborhood and he like
waits outside for it.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
So no, that's the only time we talked.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
He's like, didn't see it today, And so yeah, very
very strange neighbors.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
The raccoon man, the raccoon and diaperman. Oh my god, Emily,
thank you so much for calling in last one. Audrey,
your neighbor start screaming your name one day.
Speaker 9 (15:03):
I was in high school and I just came home
from school and I heard him. First, I thought it.
He was just like yelling at his dog. So I
walked outside and I was like, hey, are you calling
from me? And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, come over here,
come over here, bring.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
The water hose.
Speaker 9 (15:17):
So I grabbed the water hose and I walk over
and he's like, I'm gonna need to borrow this, and
I'm thinking, okay, you know, he just needs to like
water plan over here. He starts stripping down. He's like, oh, I.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Knew you were about to swear to you cocked back.
You cocked back. It was like, careful, don't say bad words.
Speaker 9 (15:35):
He So this was high school. I'm now in my thirties.
Years later, I come come to visit my mom and
I look over and the water hose is permanently like
hooked up over there.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
Smile.
Speaker 9 (15:47):
I'm like, Mom, what's going on with those water hose.
She's like, oh, he lost his water, So I just
leave it over there so he could shower every day.
And that happened for years years. My mom left the
water hose over there for that man to shower.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
You got a great mom.
Speaker 9 (16:03):
He was a great neighbor. He was weird but he
was an he was an awesome guy.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
All right.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Well, outside showers ain't too bad.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Side showers that weird especially, are kind of fun, like
when you just shower yourself down with a host. Yeah,
like after the pool. Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 9 (16:21):
He had like a shower cap, so it was it
was like a movie.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
It was like a movie.
Speaker 9 (16:25):
You wouldn't have believe it unless you were standing out
there and really watching that. This man was soaping up
in the front yard with my water hose.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I love it. That's fun.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
The Joe Show is on.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
That's right, we are, and we're commercial free. Eight hundred
four o nine ninety three ninety three. That is eight
hundred four oh nine ninety three ninety three. If you
did win ten thousand dollars, what would be the first
thing you buy? What do you do with that cash?
Just announced our Joe Show's Secret sound with Ana jarn
lev x In and Attorneys. Ten thousand dollars secrets. This
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is going to change someone's life. What would you buy
with ten grand? Do you put it in savings? Do
you buy a house? Do you get drugs? What do
you do?
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Paying off my credit cards first? And then whatever I
have left over? I've been wanting to do it for
a decade now. But I'd love to go back to
Korea because I used to live there and I have
not been back since. They don't love to go. I
know they don't want me back. The national security threat.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
I'm a jed.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
I'm definitely paying off some credit card debt and the rest.
I'm just saving, saving for rainy day.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
All right, well, all right, because you never know, Yes,
let me change it. Then you gotta buy something. I
want to know. This is fun money. You've already paid
off your credit cards and all of that. What do
you do that would be fun?
Speaker 7 (17:48):
Because there's so much that you I'm gonna take a
trip to Switzerland for sure. That is like my strain, yes'
because I heard it's the most peaceful country ever places
to be.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Joe, Let's think about this. Ten thousand dollars is in
your hand. What do you do with it?
Speaker 10 (18:07):
My nephew died fourteen years ago and we started a
foundation delivering toys to some local hospital for children. That's
the holiday time, so I would buy ten thousand dollars
worth of toys and help fill up the tractor trailer
he always wanted to build.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
That's awesome, it's beautiful. I help you in.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I do hope you win. I do hope you want.
By the way, I would say that I am going
to donate it, but then I'd be a little sicker.
I'm just kidding, Joe. Best of luck on Monday. All right,
we got to make sure you win. You're going to
do a great thing with that money if you do. Elena, Hi,
how are you fantastic? Elena? I'm excited about the ten
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thousand dollars secret sound what would you do with that
ten thousand dollars?
Speaker 11 (18:53):
So I would start my business with my husband. Finally,
because my husband is very passionate about coffee. He makes
a coffee every morning and he really wants to start
a coffee food truck. And that would.
Speaker 9 (19:06):
Be exactly what we need to get everything going off
the ground.
Speaker 11 (19:09):
We have recipes and everything. We just need to be
able to put a down payment.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
On a trailer.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I've got the name for you.
Speaker 9 (19:16):
What's the name?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Cup? Oh, Joe? I like a cup of job thank you,
beautiful cup o Joe show could be one of the
menu items. It will be. It will just be a
black coffee with three shots of espresso in it. I
like it. Elena, you're the best, Genesis. You just want
ten thousand dollars. You just want the Joe Show ten
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thousand dollars secret sound you get the cash in your hand,
What do you do with the cash?
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Apparently nothing?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
What would you do with it?
Speaker 9 (19:56):
I mean I would buy it with clothes. I mean
we're getting close to the fall, we're getting close to
the cold weather. I mean boots and shoes, probably for
my whole family. I mean, no, we probably all need
a wardrobe redo.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
And the tamp's kind of drop soon.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
This is good, okay. I Like, we're see people are
talking about paying bills and everything. You're like, I'm gonna
buy a shirt, and that's that's nice. I might do that.
I might buy a You ever seen those like people
wear three hundred dollars shirts. I might buy a three
hundred dollars shirt just to say this shirt is three
hundred dollars. I would do that. Oh no, well, no, Genesis,
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it's my ten thousand dollars. If I win, I'm gonna
buy a three hundred dollars shirt. Is about Hi, Hi,
It's about remind everyone how old are you? I'm seventeen seventeen.
College is just around the corner. Did you pick out
a school yet?
Speaker 11 (20:50):
I'm looking at USUF right now.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I love it. Go Bulls. What would you do with
that ten thousand dollars if you won, I'd go to college.
Speaker 11 (20:58):
I'll be a first generation college student. And yeah, I'm
looking forward to going to college.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, Isabelle, your parents have to be like super proud
of you. By the way, first generation. That's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 11 (21:14):
Yeah, I'm actually really excited to finally pursue my education
and fun.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I love that. Well, Isabelle, right around your junior year,
that answer will change and you go, I will buy
alcohol with my ten thousand dollars. Don't do that though,
it's bad, Isabelle. Hopefully you're winning it. Congratulations on getting
closer and closer to college. And enjoy one of your
you know, your last high school years and all that,
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because high school is fun. College is a lot more fun.
But Isabelle, we'll talk to you. We'll talk to you later.
Jim thou one thousand dollars times ten, ten thousand dollars,
Joe Show Secret sound, what do you buy?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I would buy a to go play Pebble Beach.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Oh, baby, that's like the mecca of golf as oh,
because I was like, wait, what, It'd be one of
the just the nicest things to ever do as a golfer.
You like people their whole life to go golfer, And
obviously you would invite Jed and I Jim, but yes, that.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Would Oh that'd be so electric. Jim.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
What if I told you that's the Secret Zone? All right? Well, listen,
Joe shows ten thousand dollars Secret Zone. We announced it
six forty kicksoff Monday morning. Starts at one thousand dollars.
Each wrong answer builds the pot up by one hundred,
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so one thousand, one one hundred, so on and so forth.
The moment someone gets it right, the pot resets. We've
got ten thousand dollars to give away. Thanks to Ana
jar and Levin accident attorneys. They said, give away all
ten thousand, so we've got s we got you said, okay,
I'm down with that. Joe shows Secret Sound Monday. We'll
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talk then