Jed Says 'No' To Fedoras

Jed has noticed that there are a lot of guys starting to rock the fedora. But he claims that you have to earn the right to wear one...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
There are super certain groups of people that can pull
off things better than others. What do I mean by that? Well, first,
welcome to the Joe Show in ninety three three FLZ
and well jed fedora.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
So my dad over the weekend was rocking the fedora
like none other. And my dad can get away with it.
My dad's sixty two, sixty three years old. It'll be
sixty three in February. I see some kids, actually kids, Jesus,
I sound like old man, nails, like class. I see
people who are younger try to pull off the fedora,
and it's like, no, you have not earned that right

(00:37):
to wear the fedora. I used to wear a door
in high school. I loved it.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
They're a hip all the kids did. I can find it.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I don't think they're very f Neo has an album
cover where he's wearing a fedora. No, oh do My
beef is that there are people you have to earn
the right to My dad's been on this earth for
sixty two years, Ashley, he deserves to wear the fedora.
My bosses, they deserve to wear the fedora. There's certain
people who have earned that right, and if you've been

(01:15):
given one, like I know, Joe, Joe, my dad gave
one to you. He gifted one to you like a
like a rocket. I love it. But he But here's
the deal. Joe can get away with it. Why because
he was given that right. He's given the right of
passage by by an elder. If you're not given the
right of passage by an elder. And the same thing
applies with Cardigans, I don't know why. I don't know why.
I don't know why Cardigans bothered me so much, especially

(01:37):
like the button up ones. Oh you're a hater, bro.
You have to be like minimum age thirty five to weark.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
I was when I was in high school.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Like again, I was wearing Cardigans.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah really, Yes, I'm gonna find photos, give me a moment.
I had a pink and gray one that I used
to wear all the time. Oh my goodness, I loved it.
I gotta find this picture. I got it from Expresssmember Express.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh yeah, r IP.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Eight hundred and four OW nine ninety three, ninety three.
If there are actually things that you know, you got
to be a certain age, and I'm not talking about
don't call in and say alcohol or anything in cigarettes
because that's obvious or driving.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Don't be like that or like wing tip shoes. Oh
those are sweet. I can't I can't wear them. I
feel like because you don't close deals. True that you
got to close deals. We couldn't. We couldn't wear we
don't close deal. And it goes back to what I said, Joe,
you have to earn the right to wear some of
these clothings.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
If I worked in management here, I would give anytime
a salesperson closes a deal, I give them win wing
tip shoes.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Everyone would be going, I can't wait to get my shoes.
What about the ladies? They love wing tip shoes, right,
they do they do that? I don't know do they
do they wing tip shoes for like a lot of way.
Now the ladies are wearing suits. Yeah, and we'll give
you a suit.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Oh yeah, how about this a tie? Well, no any age,
can any work?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah? Kids? Hawaiian shirts?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Hm?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Well okay, now we're flirting with disaster here, because because
I bet you he's got a couple of I don't.
I don't own any Hawaiian clothing. I think I own
like a raised one, but that's about it, and I've
only worn it once to a raise game. But I
just feel like you you It's like you gotta be
almost in the retirement to wear that.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Huh Carolyn, Hello, Hi, what do you think about the
whole Fedora thing?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, the Fedora thing. I feel like, no, you can't
do the thing.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
So you're saying that there is an age restriction or
not a limit, but you got to reach a certain.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Age, you can't. Yeah, you can't be like just any
age and rock of Fedora. Absolutely not. I had no
idea that people were going. I did not either. So
can I wear that? You're dead? And the reason why
why you have permission to wear it all the time,
The reason why you have permission.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Gave it to your grandfathered in. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
But Carolyn, if you've ever seen Joe and looks mighty fine, I.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Do look mighty fine, thank you. Yeah, you should see
the way Jed looks. He wants one, you want?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I don't want. Guess what I know my dad for
twenty nine years, Caroline, I still haven't received the door.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
But yet, Well, because it's buddy, it's an exclusive club.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Okay, that's true. It's just like bartenders. You ever noticed that, Joe,
where the bartenders they have the best and they wear
like a nice uh button up shirt. You have to
earn that right too. As a bartender, you can't just
be all willy nilly, and you have to be the
top g boss bartender. In order to wear a vest
at the bar.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
You gotta be able to pour the shots with the
multiple yea tricks.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
It's been the bottle little fire there. What about thong sandals, E.
I don't like Jesus sandals. It's weird. I think everybody
has the right towards Jesus sandals. It's so weird.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
It's so weird.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
I just think it's so weird seeing men with thong sandals.
Just put some slides on. Be a man, a man
with jeans nowhere period.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah and perfect Now anyone anyone who has a fedora
who's young, congratulations, you're fine now. Because Judge is admitted
he wears thong sandals.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
I love thong. The scandals st