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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Eight hundred four h nine ninety three ninety three JAD
represents this brand called Chipotle. Ever heard of it?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh, I've heard of it.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Sick sick brag debragged the people you're like official.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Quietly on him. For sure. I love being an ambassador
for them. Shout out Chipotle.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
By the way, he's a good ambassador because I have
been craving Chipotle for the last month and it's all
I think about, and I have gotten it maybe like
four or five times. We're live on ninety three three FLZ.
It is the Joe Show. I was not feeling too
good a couple of days ago, and I have like
a really bad heartburn. So I looked like, you know,
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what could I have? And it was like literally just
like Bland Rise chicken, all that stuff, and I did
not feel like cooking. So I'm like, you know what,
I asked Alyssa, I'm like, hey, did you just want
to go get Chipotle again? She's sure, why not? So
I went and I got white rice and chicken and
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that's it. And I think the worker was just like
joking with me. I don't think they ever bullying me
or anything. They go, man, you order like a child.
And then they passed the bowl and I stood there
and then we paid for it, and then I got
in the car and I never changed the look on
my face. And then I went home and I ate it,
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and I kept thinking about it, and I'm like, oh
my God, did I order like a child there? But
then I thought about it. I think I ordered like
a child in a lot of places.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
If I go to a restaurant and they got chicken tenders,
I'm getting chicken tenders ten times out of ten. I
love chicken, especially at like a nice restaurant. You either
get chicken tunders in a nice.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Restaurant Alexander's chicken tenders at all.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
At a fancy restaurant, you would lose your mind because
like a nicer restaurant, they don't do the frozen chicken
tenders like they hand bread their chicken. Yeah, Ny, I'm curious,
do you order like a child? Because I like the
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pigoda gayo, I like the hot, the mild, I like
the cheese, the peppers, oh, the faheeda Veggi's all of that.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
The new ranch is pretty good too.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I'm not getting any of it though, that just plain bowl.
I'll get it. Tortilla. I'll do do a burrito, white
rice and chicken. That's all I want. I think I'm
a plain Jain type of guy.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Now.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I love being a plain Jane type of girl. But
I do get embarrassed when I order from Chipotle because
I usually just get white rice, chicken, and then lettuce.
But I'll look at my phone as I'm ordering it
and I'm like, Okay, that's all she wants, because I
make it seem like I'm ordering for someone.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Else, so I some wait, really yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I'm like, othery're judging me because I'm eating like an infant.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
You do have to put the name on the bowl
when you order online? Should I put like, not for me,
little Jacob, little Joe?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Or you just give a girl's name because then my girl,
because he's a guy's wife and girl. No, no, no, no,
I know I just said give give a girl's name
because then Joe, when they see you check out, they'll
be like, oh, he's just picking it up for his girlfriend,
or he's picking up for his daughter, or he's picking
it up for his n Oh my god, this guy
is such a thoughtful me And meanwhile, you're just like
sneaking in the back chowing.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Down for rito, that's actually genius.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Or you just say, mom, who's it for? It's for mom?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Is that kind of like when I go to Target
and then I immediately I only go to Target for
the toy section, and I see like they got some
good action figures, So then I get the action figure,
and then I get so insecure about it. I'll even
be in the self checkout line and I say, very loudly,
I hope he likes this, love this. I hope he
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likes it.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Do you want to know the list of of the
most commonly ordered kids items by adults? So it's chicken
nuggets and tenders is number one? Like you said, wait,
let me guessy plane burger Burger comes in that number three. Yep,
you want to get numbers to be I'm surprised you
haven't guessed it yet. Truthfully, Mac and cheese. Mac and
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cheese is number four.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Wait, what would number two be? This?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
It's it's a handheld. No, it's not a hot though.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Don't say it. Don't say it. So it's not a burger,
it's a handheld. It's not chicken tenders. Hey, real quick,
Brittany we're trying to figure out what number two on
Jed's list of the most ordered children. Don't ask real quick, Brittany,
what do you think number two would be? Chicken tenders
number one, Mac and cheese number three, hamburger number four?
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What is number two? He said it's a handheld Oh,
slider of some sort. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Slider actually checks in a number five, not number two.
We're looking for number two.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Pizza, cheese, pizza, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Geese pizza for six. Nobody get this.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I don't know, real quick, Brittany, you say that your
husband orders like a kid.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yes, he does.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Anytime we go up anywhere and he orders a burger.
It's just plain cheeseburger.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Nothing on it, No pickles, no lettuce, no nothing.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
It's a classic. Sometimes you just gotta go with the classic, Brittany.
It's embarrassing, it is, Thank you, Brittany. Uh, Goshka, we're
trying to figure out what could be number two on
the most Ordered kids food but adults order it. Oh,
I know what it is.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I know what it is.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Well, let's see if Gosha can guess it. Quick, go ahead, Gushka,
what do you think it is? I would say it's
mac and cheese. Yeah, mac and cheese is in the
number of like four or five anymore.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I got it. I know what it is.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You just googled it?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
No I didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I just I typed it so he can see it.
A burger I'm trying to think of hold on, let me,
let me, let me. I went to know. I wasn't
an idiot. Maybe Joe is if he can't guess it, right,
I dare you. I just went to a rasta. Hey,
can I get chicken? We're all out of chicken. We
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don't even have hot dogs. Man, we don't have hot dogs.
We don't have no mac and cheese, chicken noodle soup.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Actually, butter noodles came in at number seven. Come on,
come on, think real? Yeah, I am so shocked.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Ice cream vanilla ice cream?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
No ice cream?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Will you? Will you say it? You're like, what really?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Junior ice cream came in at number twenty, so kid
size milkshakes and some days.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
And you said you said pizza is it's six.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Or pizza is cheese?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Pizza's number five, Dakota, you say that number too, is pizza.
They just said it's not. What do you think it is.
Then is it tacos?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
It's not tacos?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
What what could it be?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
And tacos came in at number ten.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Wow, you guys are so close. Dan might have it.
Dan might have it now that I see it. Dan
might have it. Dan, what do you think number two
is on that list?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
It's a grilled cheese.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
You got it. Let's go down where a restaurant they
have cheese.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
We used to go to a place, well, I used
to visit you in college called Cheeses, which was a
grilled cheese.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
A great spot Chili has them. They've got like one
of those places in Saint Pete. I think, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah they do. It's cheesy. Remember we used to go
there back when the race played games at the Trump r.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I P all right, well Dan, look at that. No, no, no,
huh yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
In around out the top ten it is mini corn dogs,
butter noodles, pasta with Mayrinera or Alfredo sauce. And then
in Casadilla comes in at number ten.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Not one thing on that list, by the way, is bad.
All of that is good, isn't it