November 10, 2025 • 8 mins
Jed was invited out to have a 'Sunday Funday' this last weekend but he had to respectfully decline after finding out who was going to be there..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Eight hundred four Owned, nine ninety three ninety three. There
are certain friends that you can hang out with, certain
friends that well, you kind of avoid eight hundred four Owned,
nine ninety three ninety three when it comes to events, right, Jeed,
is that what you're trying to say? Yeah, there's like
a friend that you have that you know they wanted
to do something with it.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I don't even know if you want to say what
they wanted to do.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, I'll say what they wanted to do. So I
got Ashley, I got invited to a like an NFL
Sunday pretty much, and they wanted to start early. They
wanted to do watch the overseas game at like nine
or ten o'clock in the morning, and they wanted to
be like bar hopping all day. They wanted to start
at this bar and then basically do a Carosel bar.
So I'm like, you know what, I would have said, yes,
if Joe had asked me, I would have said yes,
(00:42):
if you Ashley would have asked me. But this guy
gets like completely off the rails. He'll start like slurring
his words and then you'll see him walking sideways all
over like all over South Tampa and it's just not
what I want to be around. So I say, hey,
I'm really sorry. I have plays with my family. I
was going to go over there for lunch to watch
the Bucks game. But I appreciate the invite. There are
(01:03):
certain people where I have to decline the invite depending
on what it is. So if this person would have
asked me to go golfing, fine, I would have easily.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Go golf person.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
But this person alcohol and maybe some other fun drugs
that he tries to get into get mixed up, and
I don't like being around that, so I have to
say no.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
See what would you hang out with him? And well, no,
because I have a friend kind of like that, but
I don't go out in public with him. I'm okay
with drinking in private with him, but I don't want
to go out in public. I can't bring this person
anywhere but to their home or my home.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Eight hundred and four oh nine ninety three ninety three.
Maybe you are that friend. Maybe you have realized like,
oh yeah, maybe I should not be invited to certain things.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
So what is that thing?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Then? I would love to hear from you. Do you
feel like maybe you guys might be that friend in
certain situations. Are there certain situations where I can't be there,
I wouldn't I know, I would always invite you. I
would like to be a part of those sens. There's
a list of things I don't want to get invites to.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I like it. Billy, you don't like it? No I do.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I got rid of I want you to know. I
got rid of about a thousand shirts over the weekend.
Billy strings remained in the closet, very nice.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Ain't coming back out.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
But yeah, it's not moving, No I wear Okay, Well,
then what are places are?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Do you have this happened with you?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Then? Yeah, I got a cousin that I cannot watch
sports with. He is a nightmare. He isn't like a
fan of any team, which makes him a nightmare. He
is a fan of going into like he'll come visit
and he'll root against the Bucks. He'll root against You
(03:00):
want to know why he's laughing. He's just laughing because
he saw a name. I'm kind of very cute. I
saw Jed's phone maybe last week, and I saw that
he listened to a segment that he wasn't a part of.
Remember when Jed was gone. Yeah, there was a moment.
Do you listen to this moment like every days?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I listened to it probably every day.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Do you listen to it a lot though?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Just because I love this person as so much. I
just think they're great a caller.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Yeah, I'm so good at this.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Crazy John would like to talk Crazy John back on
the show.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
I am that person? Oh yeah, and actually, please don't judge.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I'm saying you're right, you're that guy.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You're that guy I am.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
I actually went out Thursday night to dinner with my
pastor friend and at.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
The end of the night and a few other friends,
of course, and at the end of the night, I'm like, so,
are we hitting the Gentleman's Club or what? It's right
down the street. I have four hundred dollars I'm buying
the first lat desk. And my pastor friend just looks
at me and he's like, John, I'm here with my
wife for a church conference. I'm like, so, is that
a no or maybe because.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
She's at home. She's not here with us now, Okay,
she's at home with the Lord reading the Holy Book?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
And what did he say?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
How was your night.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Uh well, extracurricular activities were done, and I did not
get home until like seven in the morning.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Oh my god, Why is it that I feel like
the Pastor convention probably has these strip clubs very busy,
like this was probably a very busy weekend.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Uh, I don't know. No, No, he didn't. He went
home to his wife. I dropped him off. Yeah. Yeah,
he came up here from Key West. His airbnb was
then was literally like two minutes from the convention center.
But uh yeah, my night was pretty long, you know,
(05:23):
like like how Jeff said, you know, once you.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Know, he has that friend that you know, once he
gets a few beers in him, other things start, you know.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Yeah what Yeah, yeah, we don't know how to go. No,
we're wide awake at three in the morning.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, before I let you go, crazy John, anything you'd
like to say, anythings you've been thinking about over the
last couple of weeks, since you know, you had your
legendary moment that.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
She called me, see because I posted my I posted
the clip on my face book page and she texted
me and she said, you're such an eight all.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Right, real quick, real quick, real quick. Crazy John called in.
I don't even remember what we were talking about.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
What gives you the ick? And the thing that gives
John the ick is the single or single moms that
don't want to do cookies anymore celebrate.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
And you talked about a specific woman, so she called.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
You, yeah, because because I posted it on my Facebook page.
And then she texts me and she's like this is
about me, isn't it? And I was like, look, girl,
if the shoe fitch, you're set. Okay. She was highly
upset with me. Joe, Hey, but you know what, I
(06:50):
really don't care like you know, I just got to
let the kings out here know what kind of woman?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
This is unbelievable?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
All right, crazy John, we'll talk to you later. You're
the best I love when we get to hang out, Linda.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Yes, what up?
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Nothing much. I want to let you know that senior
citizens can do it too.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (07:20):
When they play stick thing go and and we go
to game night, everybody has their vodka martinis and their
drinks and then they think they can drive home.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I don't want to sing a citizens driving home. They
can barely.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Yeah, in the golf cart, tool.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
In the cart.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Yes, golf is the golf court, no golf cart.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Well, Linda, I know you would never drink and drive,
which is good, Thank God for you.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
No, I can't have in good conscience good, can't do it?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Good? Will you be careful?
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I made them feel bad and said I can't have
no legs also.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
B twenty three, Yes, bingo.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I'll talk to you later, Linda,
Eight hundred four Owned, nine ninety three ninety three. There
are certain friends that you can hang out with, certain
friends that well, you kind of avoid eight hundred four Owned,
nine ninety three ninety three when it comes to events, right, Jeed,
is that what you're trying to say? Yeah, there's like
a friend that you have that you know they wanted
to do something with it.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I don't even know if you want to say what
they wanted to do.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, I'll say what they wanted to do. So I
got Ashley, I got invited to a like an NFL
Sunday pretty much, and they wanted to start early. They
wanted to do watch the overseas game at like nine
or ten o'clock in the morning, and they wanted to
be like bar hopping all day. They wanted to start
at this bar and then basically do a Carosel bar.
So I'm like, you know what, I would have said, yes,
if Joe had asked me, I would have said yes,
(00:42):
if you Ashley would have asked me. But this guy
gets like completely off the rails. He'll start like slurring
his words and then you'll see him walking sideways all
over like all over South Tampa and it's just not
what I want to be around. So I say, hey,
I'm really sorry. I have plays with my family. I
was going to go over there for lunch to watch
the Bucks game. But I appreciate the invite. There are
(01:03):
certain people where I have to decline the invite depending
on what it is. So if this person would have
asked me to go golfing, fine, I would have easily.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Go golf person.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
But this person alcohol and maybe some other fun drugs
that he tries to get into get mixed up, and
I don't like being around that, so I have to
say no.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
See what would you hang out with him? And well, no,
because I have a friend kind of like that, but
I don't go out in public with him. I'm okay
with drinking in private with him, but I don't want
to go out in public. I can't bring this person
anywhere but to their home or my home.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Eight hundred and four oh nine ninety three ninety three.
Maybe you are that friend. Maybe you have realized like,
oh yeah, maybe I should not be invited to certain things.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
So what is that thing?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Then? I would love to hear from you. Do you
feel like maybe you guys might be that friend in
certain situations. Are there certain situations where I can't be there,
I wouldn't I know, I would always invite you. I
would like to be a part of those sens. There's
a list of things I don't want to get invites to.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I like it. Billy, you don't like it? No I do.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I got rid of I want you to know. I
got rid of about a thousand shirts over the weekend.
Billy strings remained in the closet, very nice.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Ain't coming back out.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
But yeah, it's not moving, No I wear Okay, Well,
then what are places are?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Do you have this happened with you?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Then? Yeah, I got a cousin that I cannot watch
sports with. He is a nightmare. He isn't like a
fan of any team, which makes him a nightmare. He
is a fan of going into like he'll come visit
and he'll root against the Bucks. He'll root against You
(03:00):
want to know why he's laughing. He's just laughing because
he saw a name. I'm kind of very cute. I
saw Jed's phone maybe last week, and I saw that
he listened to a segment that he wasn't a part of.
Remember when Jed was gone. Yeah, there was a moment.
Do you listen to this moment like every days?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I listened to it probably every day.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Do you listen to it a lot though?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Just because I love this person as so much. I
just think they're great a caller.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Yeah, I'm so good at this.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Crazy John would like to talk Crazy John back on
the show.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
I am that person? Oh yeah, and actually, please don't judge.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I'm saying you're right, you're that guy.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You're that guy I am.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
I actually went out Thursday night to dinner with my
pastor friend and at.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
The end of the night and a few other friends,
of course, and at the end of the night, I'm like, so,
are we hitting the Gentleman's Club or what? It's right
down the street. I have four hundred dollars I'm buying
the first lat desk. And my pastor friend just looks
at me and he's like, John, I'm here with my
wife for a church conference. I'm like, so, is that
a no or maybe because.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
She's at home. She's not here with us now, Okay,
she's at home with the Lord reading the Holy Book?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
And what did he say?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
How was your night.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Uh well, extracurricular activities were done, and I did not
get home until like seven in the morning.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Oh my god, Why is it that I feel like
the Pastor convention probably has these strip clubs very busy,
like this was probably a very busy weekend.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Uh, I don't know. No, No, he didn't. He went
home to his wife. I dropped him off. Yeah. Yeah,
he came up here from Key West. His airbnb was
then was literally like two minutes from the convention center.
But uh yeah, my night was pretty long, you know,
(05:23):
like like how Jeff said, you know, once you.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Know, he has that friend that you know, once he
gets a few beers in him, other things start, you know.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Yeah what Yeah, yeah, we don't know how to go. No,
we're wide awake at three in the morning.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, before I let you go, crazy John, anything you'd
like to say, anythings you've been thinking about over the
last couple of weeks, since you know, you had your
legendary moment that.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
She called me, see because I posted my I posted
the clip on my face book page and she texted
me and she said, you're such an eight all.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Right, real quick, real quick, real quick. Crazy John called in.
I don't even remember what we were talking about.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
What gives you the ick? And the thing that gives
John the ick is the single or single moms that
don't want to do cookies anymore celebrate.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
And you talked about a specific woman, so she called.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
You, yeah, because because I posted it on my Facebook page.
And then she texts me and she's like this is
about me, isn't it? And I was like, look, girl,
if the shoe fitch, you're set. Okay. She was highly
upset with me. Joe, Hey, but you know what, I
(06:50):
really don't care like you know, I just got to
let the kings out here know what kind of woman?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
This is unbelievable?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
All right, crazy John, we'll talk to you later. You're
the best I love when we get to hang out, Linda.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Yes, what up?
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Nothing much. I want to let you know that senior
citizens can do it too.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (07:20):
When they play stick thing go and and we go
to game night, everybody has their vodka martinis and their
drinks and then they think they can drive home.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I don't want to sing a citizens driving home. They
can barely.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Yeah, in the golf cart, tool.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
In the cart.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Yes, golf is the golf court, no golf cart.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Well, Linda, I know you would never drink and drive,
which is good, Thank God for you.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
No, I can't have in good conscience good, can't do it?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Good? Will you be careful?
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I made them feel bad and said I can't have
no legs also.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
B twenty three, Yes, bingo.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I'll talk to you later, Linda,
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