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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Aaron.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Aaron and Ashley. You two can go ahead. Ashley, you
are not happy. Aaron lost a.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Bet, right, he did, and he had to shave his hair.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
What was the bet? It was a dumb bet for
months ago about college football bowl game predictions from this
idiot from CBS. I don't even know who he is,
but I trusted he would get at least one of
the gazillion bowl games. You don't know, there's a million
bowl games in college football. He can get one, and
for some dumb reason, I bet my hair, my beautiful
head of hair.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
He has lovely hair, well, he did have lovely hair.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
And then I saw this over the weekend, so I
get on Instagram. I don't even follow this account, and
I wanted to. I had to search the station's name
to literally try to DM them to say, oh, we're
breaking up.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I don't even date Rion. I don't even like guys.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
But I broke up with him because I was that
upset that he did not confine in me.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
That he was shaving his head like the.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Dudes in your opinion is so valuable to me.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
You have a significant other, and I'm just like, you
can't do Maybe it's a double standard. But I just
feel like guys, when you go out and make these
drastic changes about yourselves and you go home and your
girlfriend sees you, it's just like whoa. But girls, we
can change our hair, we can go get new nails
like all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
You just have to accept it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Pat says that if she really loves me, it won't matter.
He's the one who.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Made me gota matter. I can love you, but I'm
still gonna be upset that you did it. I need
a company.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
But your hair looks great. It doesn't It proves that
you get a good head shape.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
If a gay guy tells you that, then you're okay?
Are you gay?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Joe?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I like my hair shirt, I like my hairline. I
just don't like how shining my head is.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Oh you have a great hairline, but whoever cut it?
Who cut it?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Pat?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Oh, you did a terrible.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Shaved his head?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
He needs a line of.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Here's it just looks like somebody's three hero.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Do I look tough? You do look.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Shirt too?
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Like a lesbian.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
For a tough legend? Did I know you?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Just like you? About to walk in a home depot.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Jet's been very quiet and it is someone who definitely
takes a lot of pride in their hair as Jet does.
I'd love to know his opinion. And you can see
by at Aaron Jacobson, right is that at Jacobson on air?
At Jacobson on air, I was gonna just let it ride.
Why not Aaron Jacobson. It's a lot easier follow Yeah,
(02:28):
at Jacobson on air.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
On air and radio on Tampa.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
There Instagram people always do Why do they do that? Hi,
my name is Joe.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I'm on the radio, and make sure that you follow
me on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
On air, I introduced myself as Jacobson on it.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Ninety five point three w DA. Jacobson is on air
six to ten in the morning.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
So Joe, with all of this, I already gave air
in a tough time in the hallway, and yesterday his
hair did not look like what it did today. I mean,
it's been really grown back. Fans Well, I said to somebody.
I don't know if I said it to you airon,
but I said to somebody in the hallway, he looks
like one of these guys that just got off the
plane from Turkey.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
I think you, I genuinely am being honest with you.
I had an issue with it last night.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I looked at my fans. I said, I really think
my hair is going to be gone soon. I would
kill to have the thick hair that you got. You
shaved your head, you got good. What but it's gone now? No,
you still got the stumps. The stubble's not gone.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
It grows back.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
No, Joe, you I believe like when I looked at
you yesterday, you saw it. I looked at you, and
you really meant that. It didn't look at that. I
think you look good.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, you're getting advice.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I was already insecure about his hair.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
No hair.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I study hair, I love hair, hairt He's got so
many foles.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Listen as a guy who's insecure about his hair, of
course you're going to uplift the guy who's also insecure
about his hair.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Good's okay, buddy, Not necessarily, Not necessarily.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Sometimes when I'm not Christmas that what impersonation was that
hope you find your dad from health.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
I don't even remember what I was talking about.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
He's got great hair, but somebody who has bad hair,
what would you say to him?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I would be I would be insecure if it was
wouldn't I have more reason to be mean. No jealous,
hair envy.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
No, you still have hair envy because you know what
it's going to grow with.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Shave your head.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I just think that being in relationships, if you're a guy,
you need you know, you need to understand that these
decisions need to be made with your spouse or you
give her a heads up.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
You me hop on social media to see.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
You were bald. I made.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I felt a little way about it.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I felt the way I need to be four months
five months ago, I didn't want to do it. I
couldn't back out. You cannot back out.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
And I understand that, but you could at least text
me and say, hey, Ashley, you're gonna see something wild
on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Just know it's coming.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Our best buddy, Aaron Jacobson is on with us right now.
Aaron shaved his head. He lost to bat he shaved
his head. Ashley says that that's a horrible idea because
Aaron recently got into a relationship, and she says, if
I was the significant other, if I was your girlfriend,
I'd say, oh, we're done.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Eric? Eric would sup.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Yo showing up?
Speaker 9 (05:36):
Oh, there's a there's a community on Reddit if you
go to r slash bald. These people are so dude.
I didn't realize that bald people are like this, like
a giant gang. They're very like and they're supported.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
There.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
They'll say should shaved my head, and people in the
comments you'll see yes, no, And then they'll sit they'll say, oh,
you look so much better bald like they're bald brothers.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Bro, Yes, they're bald brothers.
Speaker 9 (06:08):
I'm not bald, and I read all those comments.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I'm in here. One of my dearest friends finally took
the plunge. Thank you for shaving. Was holding on for
my dear life, and my guy's inspired me.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
These guys are losing hair, they just need inspiration.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
But I'm not losing I have a good hairline. As
we noted, this is not for me. This reddit.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Whoa, Why don't you get out of it For the
next week, that's all.
Speaker 9 (06:32):
You're gonna feel good about this. They're gonna start pointing
out why you look better bald. They convince everybody that
they look better bald. It's a bald brotherhood. It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
They have a lot.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
All of us are ball. We're gonna like conehead.
Speaker 8 (06:45):
That will happen with evolution. That will happen over time.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
And they really do.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
He looks a decade younger and so much happier. Good
for him, almost two decades he went from forty three
to twenty.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
This is Golden Cane.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Great.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Are you bald?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, like that's what you can That's why they feel
like they need a Reddit page, because you're just animal.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Oh this guy goes updates sad face. I'm bald. Now,
it's okay.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
They all look like porn stars. To look at the
Reddit page.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
All the.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Eric will talk to you later.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Oh this guy, this guy looks better with hair.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, that's a hair guy.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
Yeah, his head.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
That was stupid fantastic.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
That's like Eastern block.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Really mean, I like the hair.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
You notice how Joe's trying to contain his laughter air.
He's not being go bald.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
No, because I have here and I'm not giving it up.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Do it in solidarity for your pound, you'd be you
say that.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Bald people actually give each other a head nod, kind
of like a jeep wave.
Speaker 9 (08:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
I used to have a jeep that I would wave.
But my husband, he's bald, and like they'll kind of
see each other cross the room. They kind of do
like a like a little Knott. Yeah, it's true. You'll
notice that now that I.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Told you that, is Aaron allowed to because he got
this buzz cut? Is he allowed to give the nod?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Or do you think he's being you had?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Really?
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Yeah, you had to have a real jeep. You couldn't
have like a Suzuki or something. You don't wave unless
you have a real cheat.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I want to make this very clear.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
By the way, when save this audio and we'll play
it the day that I finally go bald, as like
this is when I realize, like maybe there is a
better life after I shaved my head.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
But I'm hanging up you guy.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
How about we're saving this audio. Do anybody want to
put a guest of how many years it's going to
take for Joe to officially go bald?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Well, it depends do we get rich as if we
get rich.
Speaker 8 (09:08):
Just whatever you do, Joe. If you do go bald
by any tea?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Why I like it?
Speaker 8 (09:14):
No bald guys and goatee's go or not a good mix?
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Does your husband have a go tea?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
He does?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Why do we get go tea?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Because it's the only way the hair is growing?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, you gotta have some facial hair.
Speaker 8 (09:28):
I do.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
It's hot. It's hot, it's hot.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
All right, good Stemmy, you're the best. Thank you for
calling and tell your husband we say hi.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Is that Joe would look like the host from Hot
Ones if he was bald? Who's the host from Hot one?
Speaker 8 (09:41):
The guy who does throw chicken wings?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Right?
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Yeah, I got it. I don't know his exact name.
But also, here's the demographics on bald people in America.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
We're looking at.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
We're looking at, at some point in their life, about
fifty percent of males lose their baldness. They're saying that.
They're saying that about twenty thirty. Uh is, there will
be about ninety five million bald people in America.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Are you you floating while you Hey, listen, I might
be losing my hair, but he's losing his mind.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Hey, that's fine, Aaron in here.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Thank you for making He's gonna get to day he
loses his hair, is gonna get it.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
I don't want that to ever happen. And I wouldn't laugh.
Speaker 8 (10:25):
That you would lie. You're something. Joe's lied for the
last ten minutes. Actually, yes, you have, you've lied.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I wouldn't laugh if you haven't been.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Lying, You've been lying about this whole entire break.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
You thought that Aaron, we're wrapping up the show Secret Sound.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
You're lying, like for the last time, I distant. I
gotta wrap the show.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
What did I say when he left out of the room,
you were like, guys and.
Speaker 8 (10:51):
No, it's not. That is his face. You can tell
by his eyebrows and his in his whole entire face.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
See my eyebrows. That was a lot.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Look as he tries to look face.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I get coming here.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
It's good man, it looks good.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Joe, I love you and only you.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
I love you and only you. These guys are you know?
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Joe want to say it to your face, just behind
your back. So that's what we're doing.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Six? What the hell are we talking about? Six?
Speaker 8 (11:24):
All right?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
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