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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You make a decision, questioned a decision, you don't know
if you're right with your decision. We do a hole
A ninety three three f l Z. Welcome to the
Joe Show. Hey, oh my man, Yeah, good morning, good morning.
You texted me about this or maybe we were talking
about it on Fortnite? I have no idea, but I
started to laugh and I said, just stop talking.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, so let's talk about it over here. So what
what are you? Uh? What's going on that has led
you to this moment?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Okay, listen, we was we were playing Fortnite, and I
have bought it up, so I don't think I'm an
a hole for it. And I know Joe the garbage man,
if he's listening, he gonna jump on. But he's probably
a real garbage man, all right, So m I v
a hole because the garbage man in my neighborhood decided
to start throwing these flies with his cash app on
it so he could get tipped for Christmas, right, And
(00:54):
I ain't gonna tip him because like he don't even
get out his garbage truck. He got the automatic truck
that you know, you just pull up and he throws
the trash and my garbage can is broken. He'd done
destroyed it, and they want to charge me eighty dollars
to fix the garbage can that I paid services for
every month that they don't want to replace it, and
they want me to tip them. So I don't think
(01:15):
I'm a hole for not tipping them. Now, if he
was a real garbage man, like a real slinger like
I was back in the day, then yeah, I tip them.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
But I don't know. I don't think I'm an a hole.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So you were a garbage man before, yeah, yeah, I
just I.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Used to sling for Brooksville for a couple of months.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
It's like eight months, and I was like, yeah, I
ain't throwing garbage bags and cans in the back of
this truck.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Did you do it during the holiday season?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yes? Absolutely. They used to put the freaking money under
the lids and stuff. You know. I was like, oh, my.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Rich, that's how he wants to feel that.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
He ain't a slinger. He just pulls up and just
and my I said.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Chology upgrade.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I have pictures of a damaged He sent me, here's
a damaged garbage can, and then here is the tip thing. Now,
if we do it can we block out let's block
out the cash app and also block out the name. Yeah,
I don't say his name, and block out the address.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
So like block out like the bottom part with anything
that has numbers and works.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
A hopeful for not wanting to tip them, like you
know nobody, you got it.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
You can't get mad at him.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
He's not the one that's gonna I guess he doesn't
have to say so. And if your garbage gets replaced,
that's his body.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
He deployed.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
It was jewels or was it just technolo multi technology
getting the best of that.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
No, it's it's his call. The call that he got
on his truck be just swimming it. He'd like you
and I pay for I pay for the service every
month they broke our lip. That's the second time.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Though, right to be fair, Joe.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
And actually it's also a utility. It's not something like
you don't have to order things off of Amazon and
stuff like that, like that's a service I would tip on.
This is something that's like kind of mandatory enforced on you.
Why am I having to tip him even more after
the fact.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Well, holdly, what do you mean it's forced upon you?
Everyone needs to take out the trash. I understand what
I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
I trash companies are monopoly, right, I only have one
one off trash company.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Is more than likely our Italian Yeah, Sopranos.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Eight ninety three is Jules the a hole and real
quick before we even pick up, because I got a
bunch of people calling. We're gonna pick them up in
just a second. Happy birthday to Naomi, Happy birthday, beautiful wife.
All right, you're here here ready. We've got a garbage
man on the lines. This is garbage garbage man, Luke, Luke,
(03:59):
you here right now that Jules is not going to
be tipping his garbage man. How does that make you feel? Well?
Speaker 8 (04:07):
It makes me feel kind of sad because, you know,
but then again, years ago, years ago, we used to
be on the back of the step picking up all
the trash and all so we collect the good tips
because we did what we had to do. But now
with the automated trucks, a lot of people just don't
care anymore. But when we trust stuff on the floor
and we got to get out of the truck to
pick it up, we still don't see nothing. I mean,
(04:28):
We used to make anywhere between five and ten grand
and Christmas time because we did so much.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
We did so much.
Speaker 8 (04:34):
I mean, now there's so many old people they can't
even walk these big totes up to their driveway. So
we go ahead and we do it for them. You
know what I'm saying. But if you mess up the
guy's pills, it's your business to call up and you
tell them you messed it up and replaces the breath.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh a call, all right. So I'm hearing both sides
of it, and I'm really sorry that the tips have changed.
Here's my thing with the whole automated machine. Someone's still
clicking the button. Someone's still the place. It's not like
this is an AI car. Like someone still.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
But I cleaned porter potties for a living on my
off time, and nobody leaving tips inside the porter potty
sling in my face.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
When you get take out, you're tipping sometimes and you're
just going.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
That's different.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
You know they get paid, you know they bring me
go ahead, go ahead right now on the automated trucks
is on me driving them on the pension.
Speaker 9 (05:30):
This side.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
They gotta watch up with people with kids.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
Do to god bag but shame damn paid with We
should get more money to hurt.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
We don't even get it.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
You deserve it, that's a fat.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I mean the old school guys. Yeah, I'm gonna pay them,
like the slingers, Like Brooksville still got slingers. They deserve
agree that, like you know, the slingers deserve. I used
to sling for Brooksville. I know how hard it was
and the tips was amazing that I just feel like
the automated guy like I mean, I drive for the
potty truck all day through Tampa Saint Pete. I ain't
getting no tips. I'm not gonna get blamed neck Hall.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Please next Pauldo County.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
And my garbage man left me a Christmas card.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
My garbage is left down like maybe every Monday when
it's supposed to pick up Monday Tuesday. I got the
goal to give me a Christmas card and he messed
up my pill twice and I'm like, oh no, no, no,
keep it will leave you.
Speaker 10 (06:24):
Christmas, Oh my god, the both.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Of you, thank you for doing what you did. Merry Christmas,
Happy Holidays, all of that. We'll talk to you later.
Let's go to Jane. Now, Jean, go ahead.
Speaker 10 (06:37):
Yes, thay guys, cheers, my man, you are definitely not
on a hol Yeah, I'm from New York. Just both
in to Florida's book here maybe by shoe garbage cans.
Both of them are probable within a week because the
recycle and the regular one.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I have no idea.
Speaker 10 (06:53):
This is crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I didn't know that we had issue here. We Gene,
Welcome to Florida. Thank you for listening to the show.
How did you find the show?
Speaker 10 (07:08):
I wish we have met at last year. I won
the events.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Uh, I love it well. Hey, hey, Majeene, love you buddy.
Thanks for listening, and uh hopefully hopefully we see you soon.
All right, Joe the garbage don't go, Joe, what are
you thinking about? Jules Jewels one more time. He's saying
he is not tipping his garbage man because he destroyed
(07:35):
his can and he uses the automated claw. Yes, the
automated claw.
Speaker 11 (07:42):
He's not an a hole because tipping is a choice
and it's not required.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Oh man, thank you.
Speaker 12 (07:48):
If you get good service, you tip.
Speaker 11 (07:50):
If you don't get good service, you don't tip.
Speaker 13 (07:52):
I have people who tip, I have people who don't tip.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
It all just depends. Man, Thank you. Man feels so better.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Joe, you are on the back of the truck, so
you are getting off and on. I I think that
that's actually that's crazy that people aren't giving you a
tip every single In some areas they tip more than
other areas.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
It just depends on the neighborhood that you're in.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
All Right, Well, who's got the best who's got the
best money? Which? Which neighborhoods do we.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Like rich neighborhoods?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Are you slinging her? No?
Speaker 11 (08:30):
I'm but I live in spring Hill.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
All right, Joe, appreciate you calling.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
I'm gonna do garbage. I need to be on. I
was a base want I'm gonna do base. I'm gonna
do holiday garbage pick up.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, let's go close to the water. Let's do Indian rocks. Yeah,
go to go for the bel air. There we go.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Get slamed.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I thought you were too in in genuine dude. No
one is calling in saying that you are the a hole.
So I don't know if it's favoritism because everyone loves you,
or if I mean, we really do have a garbage issue.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I thought they were going to take advantage and be like,
finally we get to flame them, and everybody agreed with me.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I love you guys so much.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
We're not going to flame the flamer. No, all right,
love you buddy, and see you tonight.
Speaker 11 (09:30):
It's the show show.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Just mess around, buddy. Eight hundred and four oh nine
ninety three ninety three. Anyone ever accidentally steals something, If
you ever walked away with something and went up crap,
I can't believe I took that. Yesterday it happened, and
I still haven't returned it yet, and I'm afraid I
don't want to be that guy to get an email.
(09:54):
My apartment complex will send an email to everyone if
something happens, and whenever I read it, I always laugh.
I'm like stink to be that person, not me, though
I didn't make the mistake, although now I'm the guy
that made the mistake. I make a lot of them.
Eight hundred and four nine ninety three ninety three. If
you've accidentally stolen something, I have these mail keys, so
(10:17):
when you open up your mailbox, they'll give you another
key if you have a bigger package, and then you
use that key to open up the bigger mailbox and
the key normally locks in, so you can't like take
that key like it stays there so that then the USPS,
you know, carrier can then redo the drill whatever. So yesterday,
(10:42):
get a package and shout out to a Joe Show
family member by the name of Keith. I love Keith.
He he got all of it. Did you guys get
the chocolates? And yeah, very tasty chocolates.
Speaker 12 (10:54):
Uh uh.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
And I'd bring the chocolates up stacks and I had
a couple other things in my hand because I went
to publics before, and I'm like unloading everything, move on
with my day. And then my fiance asked me, She's like,
why did you bring this up? And I looked, I
stole the key on accident, and I haven't returned it
(11:19):
yet because I was tired last night. One time, when
I was a kid, I accidentally stole sunglasses. Let me
tell you why. I was trying them on, and then
I thought, I always thought it would be cool if
I was the guy that wore sunglasses on top of
(11:41):
my head. And I walked out and then we were
in the car. My mom flipped out because I thought
I purposely did it. I didn't. I didn't at least
that's what my memory is. Maybe I did. I don't
know what did you accidentally steal?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
So I had an accident in so I almost stole it.
I was at Public's on Tuesday recently.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
That Publix has a place where they make smoothies.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
So I normally just go get a smoothie, but this
time I was like, you know, let me grab some
fruit because I want to have something for Thursday Friday.
So I ended up go normally, like I said, I
go get a smoothie and I walk out, so instead
I placed my order for my smoothie. I'm walking out
grabbing the groceries and like, oh, I'll pay for everything
after I get my smoothie. Tell me why I have
the basket on my shoulder with bananas, strawberries and apples.
And I grab my smoothie and I walk out the
(12:26):
side door. Mind I'm like, why is this white lady
sitting here looking at me crazy? Like she was eyeing
me down like I was doing something wrong.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I literally walk out.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
To the like the street, and I look and I'm like,
what is it my arm I don't carry a purse,
and I'm like, oh my god, I just stole from public.
So I run back inside and I already feel weird
because I didn't care I've walked out. I didn't feel anything.
I didn't know I was stealing, but walking in with
the stolen products and that lady still looking at me
like I was crazy.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
I felt so embarrassed. But Loki, I'm like, I could
have just walked to the car. But I love public
so I'm not gonna steal from publics.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I love publics as well. They got one thing wrong
with them, what.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Too friendly? Because they are very friendly.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
The carts need to be inside of the store, not
outside of the store. Certain publics have the carts I won.
We've talked about it on the show before. As a man,
you can't. You can't do a push card. No, if
you're a man and you're pushing the cart public. Yeah,
(13:38):
the hand carts the one that you can. Honestly, they
looks like a Wizard of Oz for whatever reason. That's
why YEA hold it. But they put those on the outside.
I don't know that I need that until I'm in
there shopping, But then I can't walk out and then
go grab it. So what am I supposed to do?
Speaker 6 (13:55):
I tell him like, hey, I'm about to run and
grab is. I'm not stealing. I promise you exactly. John
will stick with publics. Were you walked out without pain
on an accident?
Speaker 13 (14:08):
Yeah, So I was in the store a couple of
days ago when I was doing my shopping. You know,
I had the shelf checkouts there and uh, I was
on the phone with my wife, just kind of a
kind of sidetracked, and I went walked out with my
groceries and a halfway through the parking like guy comes
out and says, hey.
Speaker 10 (14:22):
Come back here. I'm like, oh shoot.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
So I was like, oh man, it's all so bad.
Speaker 13 (14:26):
So I walked back in. He was kind of like
covering over me, make sure I'm paying. I'm gonna pay obviously,
but I was like, oh my god, kid, Like I
walked out with like almost fifty dollars with the groceries.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Well, and I feel like those people too, like the
rent to cops, they kind of like they'd live for
that that one.
Speaker 14 (14:42):
I like, he said hey come back here.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
I'm like, oh oh man.
Speaker 13 (14:46):
I was like, oh dude, come on along.
Speaker 12 (14:49):
Day.
Speaker 10 (14:49):
Well, I was up.
Speaker 13 (14:51):
I was like six o'clock in the morning a day.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
It was a long day.
Speaker 13 (14:53):
I wasn't only paying attention, but I that was the
first time my whole entire life.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
That ever did something like that.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
But no alarm went off. I mean, it's like, y'all
could have stopped me.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I'd rather security he was.
Speaker 13 (15:11):
It was a public serial of the day. They're like,
come back here. I'm like, oh, God's public superman.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Right you already know he walked around and told everyone, Yeah, John,
you're the best. Thank you for calling in love you man. Hey, Lauren,
you stole from Bob Ross.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
No, no, I stole from a super grocery store up
north called Jungle Gems, And.
Speaker 15 (15:36):
Yeah, how do you know that?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Nobody knows Jungle Gyms? What did you see?
Speaker 9 (15:42):
Yes, So at the beginning of our trip, my my
dad put a little Bob Ross stuffy in my son's
stroller and my son was kind of holding him, and
it ended up like in the bottom of the basket
of the stroller. And after two hours of walking around
Jungle Gems, which it could take ten hours getting through there,
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but after two hours we checked out and left and
the stroller got folded with the stuffy in it, and
we get home and we see Bob Ross laying in
the bottom of the stroller and we're like, oh my god,
we stole Bob Ross.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
He's trying to so messed up that that's what I
thought about. You blame it on the baby.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
It's a sty fingers, not you moms.
Speaker 9 (16:29):
Yeah, and we still have it after two years or
like whatever, so far away from my dad's house where
we're not driving.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
It back, and it's called Jungle Gyms.
Speaker 9 (16:39):
Jungle Gym, do you have to look it up. It's
the and the bathrooms look like porta potties on the outside,
but it's like a massive bathroom on the inside.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
It's pretty awesome. Yeah, that's cool. I like it, Lauren,
thank you so much for calling in love you Marie. Marie,
go ahead. You accidentally stole what?
Speaker 15 (16:55):
Well, actually I didn't steal it. When my daughter was
twelve years old, she got caught stealing a lip bomb
from a CBS and when I found out about it,
I meet her go over there every day after school
for a week and sleep the parking lot while her
friends were driving around. Her wife got her bomb. Yeah,
so listen, so listen, listen. That's not the end of
the story. Fast forward. She was twenty one she went
(17:18):
into the police department, got a job. She became a
police officer in Connecticut, and she was shopping in Macy's.
Tried on a pocketbook to see how it walked on
her shoulder and look in the mirror, walked out of
the store with the pocketbook on her shoulder. Nearly had
a heart at talk.
Speaker 9 (17:35):
Here she is a police officer in uniform.
Speaker 15 (17:38):
Walking on baby.
Speaker 16 (17:42):
And SUSI and she says to me, Mom.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
You created such a paranoia when I had to go
sweep that parking.
Speaker 16 (17:50):
I was twelve years old.
Speaker 15 (17:51):
But she never stole another thing in the rest of
her life. When she's forty six.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Now, So there you go, Marie. Every mother and father
loves you. Now forgive me them a great idea. Every
kid is not happy with you.
Speaker 15 (18:06):
Sorry, but you know what. I went and talked to
the store manager, and I said, what you're gonna do
when you steal, there's.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
A price to pay.
Speaker 15 (18:12):
You're gonna go sleep that parking lot a half an hour.
And I sat in my car and watched her while
she did it in the back, not in the front
when it was traffic. The manager was all okay with it,
and she learned her lesson. Believe me, I came up.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, h we'd have a big issue if she was, like,
you know what, not that bad. I'm gonna continue to
see you.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
I'm not stilling. No more marine killing.
Speaker 15 (18:32):
Oh yeah, oh she never stole another thing anyways.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
But hey, have a merry Christmas, you guys real quick.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
What should Joe do with the key that he stole them?
What's his punishment?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
I think you.
Speaker 15 (18:43):
Should swallow it and wait for it to come out
the On the Red.
Speaker 17 (18:52):
Today on Judge Joe Show, plaintiff Christy, issuing her husband
Henry after he had her open box, says only to
find her own Christmas gifts inside. She says the surprise
was ruined and she demands new presence. Henry says it
wasn't a big deal and Christy needs to get over herself.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Who's right?
Speaker 17 (19:16):
Court is now in session, All rise for Judge Josho
on ninety three to three FLZ.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
So Christy, let me get this right. You what you
really wanted was to open up presents on like Christmas.
What you're mad about? And tell me if I'm wrong,
you're mad that basically that Christmas morning moment has been
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taken away from you.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah, that's exactly okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Now let's bring on your husband.
Speaker 11 (19:51):
Hi, Henry, how are we doing.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
What's up, ma'am? Henry? Talk to me and you know,
let's christy. If he says anything that you disagree with,
just wait and let him finish. But why give her
these gifts early? What happened?
Speaker 11 (20:12):
Okay, okay, let me just tell you this and explain it.
I really love my wife. She works hard and does
so much. I really wanted to make her holiday special.
And I paid attention all year to all the things
she said she liked, all the things she said she
never by herself because they're a little bit too expectives,
they were too pricey. I wanted to make her so
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happy for this holiday season. I couldn't wait. I knew
what they were on the I knew what they were
on the porch. I knew it was her gift. I
just wanted to see her face light up when she
saw that I had gotten her all the things that
she had mentioned throughout the year. So I got a
little I don't know, I got too excited, and I
just let her open them when they came. I just
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wanted to her and feel special Christy, And what are
you looking for?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
You want them to just like return in the gifts
and then re buy you the gifts.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
No, I want different stuff.
Speaker 16 (21:05):
I want to be surprised, like, but.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
You are willing to like you don't want like double
the gifts you said. And maybe maybe I'm wrong on this,
but you want him to return those gifts and basically
like restart.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah, yeah, because like there was no problem with the gifts.
They were great, but I didn't want to just like
open boxes on the porch on a random day and
have the Differently, what were you playing? You were going
to re wrap them and have me open them again
on Christmas?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Like?
Speaker 9 (21:36):
What was the plan here?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Okay, it makes no sense?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
All right, well listen, let's uh, well, we'll talk more.
I'm interested on which side Ashley and Jed are going
to take. But eight hundred four own nine ninety three
ninety three. The most important person during this is you,
the jury. Eight hundred four own Na ninety three ninety three.
This is a little complicated, but not really. Just in
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case you're not understanding, though, I'm gonna break it down
for you. So Henry gets his beautiful wife Christy some
gifts he's excited about it. Christy was given the gifts before.
They weren't wrapped nothing. Here you go, here's your gifts
for Christmas. Christy. You want that special moment of being
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able to unwrap your gifts. You know there's nothing better.
You're in your pj's, you're drinking a coffee. You know,
you're making pancakes, doing whatever you wanted that moment, that
moment stripped away from you. You don't want to keep
these gifts. It's not like you're going, hey, I went
double the gifts. So just in case someone calls in
and goes she's selfish, she wants even more. No, no, no, no,
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you just want to have that moment. Let's talk to
Amber first. Hey, Amber, Hey, hi Amber, Amber. You're run
with Christy and Henry. What do you think.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I think that.
Speaker 12 (23:03):
The problem with Christmas is the communism commercism, and that
she should be Yes, that's the word I'm looking for.
She should be very grateful that she has a husband
who has paid attention to the things that she wants,
and he's gone out of his way to buy her
all of these things. It doesn't matter whether he gave
it to her now or on Christmas Day. She's very
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blessed to have a husband who loves her so much.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Right ambers on Henry's side. Hey, Jason, Jason, you are
on with Christy and Henry. What do you think?
Speaker 14 (23:36):
I am on Henry's side actually for the simple fact that,
like the first person just said, it's an industrial live holiday.
It has no real meaning other than the big companies
making the situations where they have to buy stuff, bigger stuff,
workmens and stuff. Giving a gift is giving a gift
that shows love. And even though Christmas is technically supposed
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to be in June, which was the tax time in
in the old days, we've made it to where it's
Christmas in December. And that's all done by a big company.
So I'm on his side.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Wait a second, Christmas was in June. Yeah, Jesus was
originally born in June, and we're celebrating the birth of Jesus.
It's not Santa Claus going around and delivery there. That's
I think you're I think people miss the forest for
the trees on that one. Wait, Jesus Christ was born
in June.
Speaker 7 (24:32):
Joe, can we pause here right here for a second, Joe,
let me think about it, Joe, we can pay. Joe
and I had religion class back in high school, and
that was like one of the main things that they
taught us in our New Testament class, yes, was that
Jesus was not born during December.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
I must have missed that. I did not either. That's crazy.
Thank you, Jason told you. I like Judge Josha for
so many reasons. I'll talk to you later, Love you, buddy.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Valerie, you have my name, Valerie, of course, Valerie. Not
only do I know your name, I know what you're
doing right now, I know what you're wearing. I know
what you're thinking about. So get your finger out of
your nose. What hey, Valerie, whose side are you on?
(25:27):
Christy not too happy with her husband? I mean, listen,
you know, and I'm the jodge. I really shouldn't be
giving this side. But it does seem a little disingenuine
just to be like, here's your gifts, Like I'm not
even you think. So what do you think, Valerie.
Speaker 16 (25:41):
I'm on her side. I think that it's nice that
he gave her beautiful gifts. But I always tell my daughter,
if you don't put yourself up and have expectations, then
you're gonna not be happy unless so she has expectations
and he knows what she married, but she married.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
So I'm on her side.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Thank you, Valerie. Aaron, whose side are you on?
Speaker 9 (26:06):
I'm on Christy's side. Like the magic of opening it
that day means so much.
Speaker 14 (26:13):
And for somebody who's super hard. If I get somebody
where I think is like the perfect gift for them.
It's really hard for me to keep my mouth shut, but.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
I do because it matters to have that special moment
opening it that day on Christmas.
Speaker 14 (26:28):
I feel like these other people must have had their
Christmas ruins.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Aaron, I'm so I'm so happy you said that You're
not alone. I'm so surprises. It's so hard for me
to surprise because I get so excited about gifts. It's impossible,
it really is.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
But I do.
Speaker 8 (26:51):
I bite my tongue and I wait and I wait,
I do it.
Speaker 11 (26:55):
What I do is I rap it the minute I
get it and put it under the tree.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
So I can't do it think about it.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Smart, You're smart?
Speaker 4 (27:02):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Thank you, thank you so much, Aaron. I appreciate you.
Ashley and Jed very very very very very quickly and
then we'll come to our decision.
Speaker 7 (27:11):
I'm on her side, but I think that she should
have to wait until the original Christmas date, which is
in June.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
I mean, I'm here both size, but honestly, like you
did go out and get these gifts.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Just be happy, but someone got you a Christmas give.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Okay, all right, Well, listen, we have a rebuttal section
that we will definitely get to if we need to.
And nine seven seven two zero you can text in
at the end of the day on the judge and
the judge has come to a decision. Ladies and gentlemen,
here's what you gotta do, Henry. I hope you have
those receipts because listen, I know it's a consumerism holiday
(27:48):
or whatever, but at the end of the day, it's
your wife and there's something special about, you know, watching
her face light up and get excited. And here's the deal.
I'm not telling you how much money you can spend.
Maybe it's a spiteful Christmas and you get her things
that were less expensive than what you originally bought her.
That's your call. At the end of the day, though,
that would be uh, your seeds you sew or what
(28:09):
do they say? You reap what you think. I don't know, Henry,
buy your new gifts and wrap them all right, that's
Judge Joe Show.
You make a decision, questioned a decision, you don't know
if you're right with your decision. We do a hole
A ninety three three f l Z. Welcome to the
Joe Show. Hey, oh my man, Yeah, good morning, good morning.
You texted me about this or maybe we were talking
about it on Fortnite? I have no idea, but I
started to laugh and I said, just stop talking.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, so let's talk about it over here. So what
what are you? Uh? What's going on that has led
you to this moment?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Okay, listen, we was we were playing Fortnite, and I
have bought it up, so I don't think I'm an
a hole for it. And I know Joe the garbage man,
if he's listening, he gonna jump on. But he's probably
a real garbage man, all right, So m I v
a hole because the garbage man in my neighborhood decided
to start throwing these flies with his cash app on
it so he could get tipped for Christmas, right, And
(00:54):
I ain't gonna tip him because like he don't even
get out his garbage truck. He got the automatic truck
that you know, you just pull up and he throws
the trash and my garbage can is broken. He'd done
destroyed it, and they want to charge me eighty dollars
to fix the garbage can that I paid services for
every month that they don't want to replace it, and
they want me to tip them. So I don't think
(01:15):
I'm a hole for not tipping them. Now, if he
was a real garbage man, like a real slinger like
I was back in the day, then yeah, I tip them.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
But I don't know. I don't think I'm an a hole.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So you were a garbage man before, yeah, yeah, I
just I.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Used to sling for Brooksville for a couple of months.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
It's like eight months, and I was like, yeah, I
ain't throwing garbage bags and cans in the back of
this truck.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Did you do it during the holiday season?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yes? Absolutely. They used to put the freaking money under
the lids and stuff. You know. I was like, oh, my.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Rich, that's how he wants to feel that.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
He ain't a slinger. He just pulls up and just
and my I said.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Chology upgrade.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I have pictures of a damaged He sent me, here's
a damaged garbage can, and then here is the tip thing. Now,
if we do it can we block out let's block
out the cash app and also block out the name. Yeah,
I don't say his name, and block out the address.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
So like block out like the bottom part with anything
that has numbers and works.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
A hopeful for not wanting to tip them, like you
know nobody, you got it.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
You can't get mad at him.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
He's not the one that's gonna I guess he doesn't
have to say so. And if your garbage gets replaced,
that's his body.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
He deployed.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
It was jewels or was it just technolo multi technology
getting the best of that.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
No, it's it's his call. The call that he got
on his truck be just swimming it. He'd like you
and I pay for I pay for the service every
month they broke our lip. That's the second time.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Though, right to be fair, Joe.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
And actually it's also a utility. It's not something like
you don't have to order things off of Amazon and
stuff like that, like that's a service I would tip on.
This is something that's like kind of mandatory enforced on you.
Why am I having to tip him even more after
the fact.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Well, holdly, what do you mean it's forced upon you?
Everyone needs to take out the trash. I understand what
I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
I trash companies are monopoly, right, I only have one
one off trash company.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Is more than likely our Italian Yeah, Sopranos.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Eight ninety three is Jules the a hole and real
quick before we even pick up, because I got a
bunch of people calling. We're gonna pick them up in
just a second. Happy birthday to Naomi, Happy birthday, beautiful wife.
All right, you're here here ready. We've got a garbage
man on the lines. This is garbage garbage man, Luke, Luke,
(03:59):
you here right now that Jules is not going to
be tipping his garbage man. How does that make you feel? Well?
Speaker 8 (04:07):
It makes me feel kind of sad because, you know,
but then again, years ago, years ago, we used to
be on the back of the step picking up all
the trash and all so we collect the good tips
because we did what we had to do. But now
with the automated trucks, a lot of people just don't
care anymore. But when we trust stuff on the floor
and we got to get out of the truck to
pick it up, we still don't see nothing. I mean,
(04:28):
We used to make anywhere between five and ten grand
and Christmas time because we did so much.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
We did so much.
Speaker 8 (04:34):
I mean, now there's so many old people they can't
even walk these big totes up to their driveway. So
we go ahead and we do it for them. You
know what I'm saying. But if you mess up the
guy's pills, it's your business to call up and you
tell them you messed it up and replaces the breath.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh a call, all right. So I'm hearing both sides
of it, and I'm really sorry that the tips have changed.
Here's my thing with the whole automated machine. Someone's still
clicking the button. Someone's still the place. It's not like
this is an AI car. Like someone still.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
But I cleaned porter potties for a living on my
off time, and nobody leaving tips inside the porter potty
sling in my face.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
When you get take out, you're tipping sometimes and you're
just going.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
That's different.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
You know they get paid, you know they bring me
go ahead, go ahead right now on the automated trucks
is on me driving them on the pension.
Speaker 9 (05:30):
This side.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
They gotta watch up with people with kids.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
Do to god bag but shame damn paid with We
should get more money to hurt.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
We don't even get it.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
You deserve it, that's a fat.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I mean the old school guys. Yeah, I'm gonna pay them,
like the slingers, Like Brooksville still got slingers. They deserve
agree that, like you know, the slingers deserve. I used
to sling for Brooksville. I know how hard it was
and the tips was amazing that I just feel like
the automated guy like I mean, I drive for the
potty truck all day through Tampa Saint Pete. I ain't
getting no tips. I'm not gonna get blamed neck Hall.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Please next Pauldo County.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
And my garbage man left me a Christmas card.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
My garbage is left down like maybe every Monday when
it's supposed to pick up Monday Tuesday. I got the
goal to give me a Christmas card and he messed
up my pill twice and I'm like, oh no, no, no,
keep it will leave you.
Speaker 10 (06:24):
Christmas, Oh my god, the both.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Of you, thank you for doing what you did. Merry Christmas,
Happy Holidays, all of that. We'll talk to you later.
Let's go to Jane. Now, Jean, go ahead.
Speaker 10 (06:37):
Yes, thay guys, cheers, my man, you are definitely not
on a hol Yeah, I'm from New York. Just both
in to Florida's book here maybe by shoe garbage cans.
Both of them are probable within a week because the
recycle and the regular one.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I have no idea.
Speaker 10 (06:53):
This is crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I didn't know that we had issue here. We Gene,
Welcome to Florida. Thank you for listening to the show.
How did you find the show?
Speaker 10 (07:08):
I wish we have met at last year. I won
the events.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Uh, I love it well. Hey, hey, Majeene, love you buddy.
Thanks for listening, and uh hopefully hopefully we see you soon.
All right, Joe the garbage don't go, Joe, what are
you thinking about? Jules Jewels one more time. He's saying
he is not tipping his garbage man because he destroyed
(07:35):
his can and he uses the automated claw. Yes, the
automated claw.
Speaker 11 (07:42):
He's not an a hole because tipping is a choice
and it's not required.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Oh man, thank you.
Speaker 12 (07:48):
If you get good service, you tip.
Speaker 11 (07:50):
If you don't get good service, you don't tip.
Speaker 13 (07:52):
I have people who tip, I have people who don't tip.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
It all just depends. Man, Thank you. Man feels so better.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Joe, you are on the back of the truck, so
you are getting off and on. I I think that
that's actually that's crazy that people aren't giving you a
tip every single In some areas they tip more than
other areas.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
It just depends on the neighborhood that you're in.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
All Right, Well, who's got the best who's got the
best money? Which? Which neighborhoods do we.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Like rich neighborhoods?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Are you slinging her? No?
Speaker 11 (08:30):
I'm but I live in spring Hill.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
All right, Joe, appreciate you calling.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
I'm gonna do garbage. I need to be on. I
was a base want I'm gonna do base. I'm gonna
do holiday garbage pick up.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, let's go close to the water. Let's do Indian rocks. Yeah,
go to go for the bel air. There we go.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Get slamed.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I thought you were too in in genuine dude. No
one is calling in saying that you are the a hole.
So I don't know if it's favoritism because everyone loves you,
or if I mean, we really do have a garbage issue.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I thought they were going to take advantage and be like,
finally we get to flame them, and everybody agreed with me.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I love you guys so much.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
We're not going to flame the flamer. No, all right,
love you buddy, and see you tonight.
Speaker 11 (09:30):
It's the show show.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Just mess around, buddy. Eight hundred and four oh nine
ninety three ninety three. Anyone ever accidentally steals something, If
you ever walked away with something and went up crap,
I can't believe I took that. Yesterday it happened, and
I still haven't returned it yet, and I'm afraid I
don't want to be that guy to get an email.
(09:54):
My apartment complex will send an email to everyone if
something happens, and whenever I read it, I always laugh.
I'm like stink to be that person, not me, though
I didn't make the mistake, although now I'm the guy
that made the mistake. I make a lot of them.
Eight hundred and four nine ninety three ninety three. If
you've accidentally stolen something, I have these mail keys, so
(10:17):
when you open up your mailbox, they'll give you another
key if you have a bigger package, and then you
use that key to open up the bigger mailbox and
the key normally locks in, so you can't like take
that key like it stays there so that then the USPS,
you know, carrier can then redo the drill whatever. So yesterday,
(10:42):
get a package and shout out to a Joe Show
family member by the name of Keith. I love Keith.
He he got all of it. Did you guys get
the chocolates? And yeah, very tasty chocolates.
Speaker 12 (10:54):
Uh uh.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
And I'd bring the chocolates up stacks and I had
a couple other things in my hand because I went
to publics before, and I'm like unloading everything, move on
with my day. And then my fiance asked me, She's like,
why did you bring this up? And I looked, I
stole the key on accident, and I haven't returned it
(11:19):
yet because I was tired last night. One time, when
I was a kid, I accidentally stole sunglasses. Let me
tell you why. I was trying them on, and then
I thought, I always thought it would be cool if
I was the guy that wore sunglasses on top of
(11:41):
my head. And I walked out and then we were
in the car. My mom flipped out because I thought
I purposely did it. I didn't. I didn't at least
that's what my memory is. Maybe I did. I don't
know what did you accidentally steal?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
So I had an accident in so I almost stole it.
I was at Public's on Tuesday recently.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
That Publix has a place where they make smoothies.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
So I normally just go get a smoothie, but this
time I was like, you know, let me grab some
fruit because I want to have something for Thursday Friday.
So I ended up go normally, like I said, I
go get a smoothie and I walk out, so instead
I placed my order for my smoothie. I'm walking out
grabbing the groceries and like, oh, I'll pay for everything
after I get my smoothie. Tell me why I have
the basket on my shoulder with bananas, strawberries and apples.
And I grab my smoothie and I walk out the
(12:26):
side door. Mind I'm like, why is this white lady
sitting here looking at me crazy? Like she was eyeing
me down like I was doing something wrong.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I literally walk out.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
To the like the street, and I look and I'm like,
what is it my arm I don't carry a purse,
and I'm like, oh my god, I just stole from public.
So I run back inside and I already feel weird
because I didn't care I've walked out. I didn't feel anything.
I didn't know I was stealing, but walking in with
the stolen products and that lady still looking at me
like I was crazy.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
I felt so embarrassed. But Loki, I'm like, I could
have just walked to the car. But I love public
so I'm not gonna steal from publics.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I love publics as well. They got one thing wrong
with them, what.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Too friendly? Because they are very friendly.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
The carts need to be inside of the store, not
outside of the store. Certain publics have the carts I won.
We've talked about it on the show before. As a man,
you can't. You can't do a push card. No, if
you're a man and you're pushing the cart public. Yeah,
(13:38):
the hand carts the one that you can. Honestly, they
looks like a Wizard of Oz for whatever reason. That's
why YEA hold it. But they put those on the outside.
I don't know that I need that until I'm in
there shopping, But then I can't walk out and then
go grab it. So what am I supposed to do?
Speaker 6 (13:55):
I tell him like, hey, I'm about to run and
grab is. I'm not stealing. I promise you exactly. John
will stick with publics. Were you walked out without pain
on an accident?
Speaker 13 (14:08):
Yeah, So I was in the store a couple of
days ago when I was doing my shopping. You know,
I had the shelf checkouts there and uh, I was
on the phone with my wife, just kind of a
kind of sidetracked, and I went walked out with my
groceries and a halfway through the parking like guy comes
out and says, hey.
Speaker 10 (14:22):
Come back here. I'm like, oh shoot.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
So I was like, oh man, it's all so bad.
Speaker 13 (14:26):
So I walked back in. He was kind of like
covering over me, make sure I'm paying. I'm gonna pay obviously,
but I was like, oh my god, kid, Like I
walked out with like almost fifty dollars with the groceries.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Well, and I feel like those people too, like the
rent to cops, they kind of like they'd live for
that that one.
Speaker 14 (14:42):
I like, he said hey come back here.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
I'm like, oh oh man.
Speaker 13 (14:46):
I was like, oh dude, come on along.
Speaker 12 (14:49):
Day.
Speaker 10 (14:49):
Well, I was up.
Speaker 13 (14:51):
I was like six o'clock in the morning a day.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
It was a long day.
Speaker 13 (14:53):
I wasn't only paying attention, but I that was the
first time my whole entire life.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
That ever did something like that.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
But no alarm went off. I mean, it's like, y'all
could have stopped me.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I'd rather security he was.
Speaker 13 (15:11):
It was a public serial of the day. They're like,
come back here. I'm like, oh, God's public superman.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Right you already know he walked around and told everyone, Yeah, John,
you're the best. Thank you for calling in love you man. Hey, Lauren,
you stole from Bob Ross.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
No, no, I stole from a super grocery store up
north called Jungle Gems, And.
Speaker 15 (15:36):
Yeah, how do you know that?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Nobody knows Jungle Gyms? What did you see?
Speaker 9 (15:42):
Yes, So at the beginning of our trip, my my
dad put a little Bob Ross stuffy in my son's
stroller and my son was kind of holding him, and
it ended up like in the bottom of the basket
of the stroller. And after two hours of walking around
Jungle Gems, which it could take ten hours getting through there,
(16:02):
but after two hours we checked out and left and
the stroller got folded with the stuffy in it, and
we get home and we see Bob Ross laying in
the bottom of the stroller and we're like, oh my god,
we stole Bob Ross.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
He's trying to so messed up that that's what I
thought about. You blame it on the baby.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
It's a sty fingers, not you moms.
Speaker 9 (16:29):
Yeah, and we still have it after two years or
like whatever, so far away from my dad's house where
we're not driving.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
It back, and it's called Jungle Gyms.
Speaker 9 (16:39):
Jungle Gym, do you have to look it up. It's
the and the bathrooms look like porta potties on the outside,
but it's like a massive bathroom on the inside.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
It's pretty awesome. Yeah, that's cool. I like it, Lauren,
thank you so much for calling in love you Marie. Marie,
go ahead. You accidentally stole what?
Speaker 15 (16:55):
Well, actually I didn't steal it. When my daughter was
twelve years old, she got caught stealing a lip bomb
from a CBS and when I found out about it,
I meet her go over there every day after school
for a week and sleep the parking lot while her
friends were driving around. Her wife got her bomb. Yeah,
so listen, so listen, listen. That's not the end of
the story. Fast forward. She was twenty one she went
(17:18):
into the police department, got a job. She became a
police officer in Connecticut, and she was shopping in Macy's.
Tried on a pocketbook to see how it walked on
her shoulder and look in the mirror, walked out of
the store with the pocketbook on her shoulder. Nearly had
a heart at talk.
Speaker 9 (17:35):
Here she is a police officer in uniform.
Speaker 15 (17:38):
Walking on baby.
Speaker 16 (17:42):
And SUSI and she says to me, Mom.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
You created such a paranoia when I had to go
sweep that parking.
Speaker 16 (17:50):
I was twelve years old.
Speaker 15 (17:51):
But she never stole another thing in the rest of
her life. When she's forty six.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Now, So there you go, Marie. Every mother and father
loves you. Now forgive me them a great idea. Every
kid is not happy with you.
Speaker 15 (18:06):
Sorry, but you know what. I went and talked to
the store manager, and I said, what you're gonna do
when you steal, there's.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
A price to pay.
Speaker 15 (18:12):
You're gonna go sleep that parking lot a half an hour.
And I sat in my car and watched her while
she did it in the back, not in the front
when it was traffic. The manager was all okay with it,
and she learned her lesson. Believe me, I came up.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, h we'd have a big issue if she was, like,
you know what, not that bad. I'm gonna continue to
see you.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
I'm not stilling. No more marine killing.
Speaker 15 (18:32):
Oh yeah, oh she never stole another thing anyways.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
But hey, have a merry Christmas, you guys real quick.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
What should Joe do with the key that he stole them?
What's his punishment?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
I think you.
Speaker 15 (18:43):
Should swallow it and wait for it to come out
the On the Red.
Speaker 17 (18:52):
Today on Judge Joe Show, plaintiff Christy, issuing her husband
Henry after he had her open box, says only to
find her own Christmas gifts inside. She says the surprise
was ruined and she demands new presence. Henry says it
wasn't a big deal and Christy needs to get over herself.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Who's right?
Speaker 17 (19:16):
Court is now in session, All rise for Judge Josho
on ninety three to three FLZ.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
So Christy, let me get this right. You what you
really wanted was to open up presents on like Christmas.
What you're mad about? And tell me if I'm wrong,
you're mad that basically that Christmas morning moment has been
(19:42):
taken away from you.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah, that's exactly okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Now let's bring on your husband.
Speaker 11 (19:51):
Hi, Henry, how are we doing.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
What's up, ma'am? Henry? Talk to me and you know,
let's christy. If he says anything that you disagree with,
just wait and let him finish. But why give her
these gifts early? What happened?
Speaker 11 (20:12):
Okay, okay, let me just tell you this and explain it.
I really love my wife. She works hard and does
so much. I really wanted to make her holiday special.
And I paid attention all year to all the things
she said she liked, all the things she said she
never by herself because they're a little bit too expectives,
they were too pricey. I wanted to make her so
(20:34):
happy for this holiday season. I couldn't wait. I knew
what they were on the I knew what they were
on the porch. I knew it was her gift. I
just wanted to see her face light up when she
saw that I had gotten her all the things that
she had mentioned throughout the year. So I got a
little I don't know, I got too excited, and I
just let her open them when they came. I just
(20:54):
wanted to her and feel special Christy, And what are
you looking for?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
You want them to just like return in the gifts
and then re buy you the gifts.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
No, I want different stuff.
Speaker 16 (21:05):
I want to be surprised, like, but.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
You are willing to like you don't want like double
the gifts you said. And maybe maybe I'm wrong on this,
but you want him to return those gifts and basically
like restart.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah, yeah, because like there was no problem with the gifts.
They were great, but I didn't want to just like
open boxes on the porch on a random day and
have the Differently, what were you playing? You were going
to re wrap them and have me open them again
on Christmas?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Like?
Speaker 9 (21:36):
What was the plan here?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Okay, it makes no sense?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
All right, well listen, let's uh, well, we'll talk more.
I'm interested on which side Ashley and Jed are going
to take. But eight hundred four own nine ninety three
ninety three. The most important person during this is you,
the jury. Eight hundred four own Na ninety three ninety three.
This is a little complicated, but not really. Just in
(22:01):
case you're not understanding, though, I'm gonna break it down
for you. So Henry gets his beautiful wife Christy some
gifts he's excited about it. Christy was given the gifts before.
They weren't wrapped nothing. Here you go, here's your gifts
for Christmas. Christy. You want that special moment of being
(22:25):
able to unwrap your gifts. You know there's nothing better.
You're in your pj's, you're drinking a coffee. You know,
you're making pancakes, doing whatever you wanted that moment, that
moment stripped away from you. You don't want to keep
these gifts. It's not like you're going, hey, I went
double the gifts. So just in case someone calls in
and goes she's selfish, she wants even more. No, no, no, no,
(22:46):
you just want to have that moment. Let's talk to
Amber first. Hey, Amber, Hey, hi Amber, Amber. You're run
with Christy and Henry. What do you think.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I think that.
Speaker 12 (23:03):
The problem with Christmas is the communism commercism, and that
she should be Yes, that's the word I'm looking for.
She should be very grateful that she has a husband
who has paid attention to the things that she wants,
and he's gone out of his way to buy her
all of these things. It doesn't matter whether he gave
it to her now or on Christmas Day. She's very
(23:24):
blessed to have a husband who loves her so much.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Right ambers on Henry's side. Hey, Jason, Jason, you are
on with Christy and Henry. What do you think?
Speaker 14 (23:36):
I am on Henry's side actually for the simple fact that,
like the first person just said, it's an industrial live holiday.
It has no real meaning other than the big companies
making the situations where they have to buy stuff, bigger stuff,
workmens and stuff. Giving a gift is giving a gift
that shows love. And even though Christmas is technically supposed
(23:59):
to be in June, which was the tax time in
in the old days, we've made it to where it's
Christmas in December. And that's all done by a big company.
So I'm on his side.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Wait a second, Christmas was in June. Yeah, Jesus was
originally born in June, and we're celebrating the birth of Jesus.
It's not Santa Claus going around and delivery there. That's
I think you're I think people miss the forest for
the trees on that one. Wait, Jesus Christ was born
in June.
Speaker 7 (24:32):
Joe, can we pause here right here for a second, Joe,
let me think about it, Joe, we can pay. Joe
and I had religion class back in high school, and
that was like one of the main things that they
taught us in our New Testament class, yes, was that
Jesus was not born during December.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
I must have missed that. I did not either. That's crazy.
Thank you, Jason told you. I like Judge Josha for
so many reasons. I'll talk to you later, Love you, buddy.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Valerie, you have my name, Valerie, of course, Valerie. Not
only do I know your name, I know what you're
doing right now, I know what you're wearing. I know
what you're thinking about. So get your finger out of
your nose. What hey, Valerie, whose side are you on?
(25:27):
Christy not too happy with her husband? I mean, listen,
you know, and I'm the jodge. I really shouldn't be
giving this side. But it does seem a little disingenuine
just to be like, here's your gifts, Like I'm not
even you think. So what do you think, Valerie.
Speaker 16 (25:41):
I'm on her side. I think that it's nice that
he gave her beautiful gifts. But I always tell my daughter,
if you don't put yourself up and have expectations, then
you're gonna not be happy unless so she has expectations
and he knows what she married, but she married.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
So I'm on her side.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Thank you, Valerie. Aaron, whose side are you on?
Speaker 9 (26:06):
I'm on Christy's side. Like the magic of opening it
that day means so much.
Speaker 14 (26:13):
And for somebody who's super hard. If I get somebody
where I think is like the perfect gift for them.
It's really hard for me to keep my mouth shut, but.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
I do because it matters to have that special moment
opening it that day on Christmas.
Speaker 14 (26:28):
I feel like these other people must have had their
Christmas ruins.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Aaron, I'm so I'm so happy you said that You're
not alone. I'm so surprises. It's so hard for me
to surprise because I get so excited about gifts. It's impossible,
it really is.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
But I do.
Speaker 8 (26:51):
I bite my tongue and I wait and I wait,
I do it.
Speaker 11 (26:55):
What I do is I rap it the minute I
get it and put it under the tree.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
So I can't do it think about it.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Smart, You're smart?
Speaker 4 (27:02):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Thank you, thank you so much, Aaron. I appreciate you.
Ashley and Jed very very very very very quickly and
then we'll come to our decision.
Speaker 7 (27:11):
I'm on her side, but I think that she should
have to wait until the original Christmas date, which is
in June.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
I mean, I'm here both size, but honestly, like you
did go out and get these gifts.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Just be happy, but someone got you a Christmas give.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Okay, all right, Well, listen, we have a rebuttal section
that we will definitely get to if we need to.
And nine seven seven two zero you can text in
at the end of the day on the judge and
the judge has come to a decision. Ladies and gentlemen,
here's what you gotta do, Henry. I hope you have
those receipts because listen, I know it's a consumerism holiday
(27:48):
or whatever, but at the end of the day, it's
your wife and there's something special about, you know, watching
her face light up and get excited. And here's the deal.
I'm not telling you how much money you can spend.
Maybe it's a spiteful Christmas and you get her things
that were less expensive than what you originally bought her.
That's your call. At the end of the day, though,
that would be uh, your seeds you sew or what
(28:09):
do they say? You reap what you think. I don't know, Henry,
buy your new gifts and wrap them all right, that's
Judge Joe Show.
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