December 26, 2025 • 6 mins
We never in a million years believed it until now... but Ashley is now eating PAPER?!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Because a couple of days ago, Ashley came up to
me and she said, I've been eating something strange. I
have a new strange addiction. Eight hundred four O nine
ninety three ninety three. I want to know from you,
what is your strange addiction. We're going to actually talk
to listener Ashley first, and then Ashley's going to pull
this thing out of her bag and she's going to
show everyone what she's been doing. But eight hundred four
(00:20):
O nine ninety three ninety three, what are you putting
in your mouth?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Nine seven seven two zero? What are you putting in
your mouth?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, Listener Jed, I know that you're taking calls the
moment you finished taking Brett, I want you to get
in here, Ashley. Listener Ashley, what have you been eating?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Her?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Rather, what has your sister been licking?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
My sister loves to lick deodoran. I don't know what
that's about.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
What type of deodoran is good to lick?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I you would have to ask her any I guess
I think it's a powdering one. I feel like a
lot of people like the powdered one, the powdered powdered one.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, I'm like a jelly one.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
But you would think that the jelly one might be good,
like maybe it's it's minty or something.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Now it's just that, I don't know it just it
touches your tongue.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Have you tried it?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
But if I had to, I think I would go
with powder girl Dove. Definitely you should try.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I just got a new Doves zero percent of aluminum,
ced or wood or something.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Crap smells good. I don't know if I want to
taste it.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Well, the natives got all these different flavors out.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Maybe good, that's true. I saw that they like candy
cane and Christmas. You know who knows. Maybe it's good.
We love you, Ashley. All right, are you ready for this?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I'm bracing for impact.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Ready, Joe is making it seem like it's like a
really big deal. But shout out to Drew for this
mentoring inspiring women's in radio. As you can see there's
a couple of pages.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Is it's a notebook, okay, And as.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
You can see there's a couple of pages that have
been ripped out because.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I have been enjoying eating the paper. It has been
so good.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You guys, while you guys are not in here and
the cameras are away. She's been eating paper. She's been
doing this for multiple.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Days, but only starting kind of paper.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It makes me gag every single time I look at her.
And I've known Ashley since I was like seventeen years old.
I love this woman so much. I'm trying right now.
That's a gag so disgusting. Yeah, I'll try it.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You're gonna try.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
It, why not? I Brett?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You like saltine crack.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, crumbled up and it's like a cup and
make it like cereal.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, I guess be good it h by the way,
Uh Brett? You know Brett, by the way works at
the pharmacy I go to. Okay, Brett is one of
my favorite people I get to see at Public's and Brett.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'm curious.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Is there any medicine to get Ashley to stop eating paper?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
If it doesn't sound like it coming out later, you.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Know exactly enjoys it.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's like a It's like a dryer gum and it
tastes like when you would open up an old pet
of those tops bubble gum cards and you're chewing on
steel gum it's good. Strangely flavor I.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Really don't is good?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Terry?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Will you try if I try it? No, Terry tries it.
I'll try. Terry tries it, I'll try it.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I'll give you bread by the way, can I can
I make you your official name pharmacist Brett, since you
are my pharmacist. I love it and bred. I don't
know if you saw the Caleb Love news, but uh
oh bread, I'll probably see you today.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Are you gonna eat it? Here goes Terry.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Let's all do you?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It could be smart.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
I would not eat paper, don't. My addiction is a no,
I wouldn't. My addiction is a nice scoop of butter,
but not the plastic cut your cross type. It has
to be creamy landa lakes and with a finger in it.
Every night I have to have it.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Can you paper? And then the microphone saying you.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
You, I would add some butter. I would add some
butter to that paper. And then I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh, a little l o l butter.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
On some.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Okay? Good luck?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
All right, Kevin, we'll talk to you later.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yes, it is good. Lucky gets stuck in your t
that's the best part, is it?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
All like sog even.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Denika Shuterry and I try this paper? Are we just
gonna take Jett and Ashley's word for it?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
All I can think about is all the rodents and
roaches crawling on it putting it together.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Listen, Linda, we you've eaten a lot of things off
the floor with the five second rule. I'm telling you
this is not gonna hurt you. I'm gonna die meet
in paper, then so be it.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
But yeah, that's the thing you could Could you imagine
if you got a paper cut in your throat?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Not I would not have.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Could you imagine.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Because there's no edges on it?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Dude into a paper cuts just without even touching paper.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Like I've literally got paper cuts just looking at paper.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I need somebody who ate her hair and she had
so much hair inside of her a test it calls blockage.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Okay, God, I'm not eating that much paper.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Staples, you know, maybe two sheets a day. I'm kidding,
two sheets a week. How much have you eaten since today?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I'm on my third page?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
How long have you had it? I've been doing this
since Sunday. Since Sunday? Yeah today is what Thursday? Yeah?
So I'm doing good Carlos. Carlos, I don't even.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Know daily Hey, I would stop beating the paper man
because you don't know what it's doing your intestine.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
You could be.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Blocking your intestine. You know you can't go.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
To the bathroom for Carlos.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Everything's gonna block my box, Everything's gonna block something. That's
what I mean.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Paper will not poison your child, thank.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
You, something exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Just like the guy who wanted to eat butter. I
just say, everybody has advice.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Some people like marijuana, some people like alcohol.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I like paper.
Because a couple of days ago, Ashley came up to
me and she said, I've been eating something strange. I
have a new strange addiction. Eight hundred four O nine
ninety three ninety three. I want to know from you,
what is your strange addiction. We're going to actually talk
to listener Ashley first, and then Ashley's going to pull
this thing out of her bag and she's going to
show everyone what she's been doing. But eight hundred four
(00:20):
O nine ninety three ninety three, what are you putting
in your mouth?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Nine seven seven two zero? What are you putting in
your mouth?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, Listener Jed, I know that you're taking calls the
moment you finished taking Brett, I want you to get
in here, Ashley. Listener Ashley, what have you been eating?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Her?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Rather, what has your sister been licking?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
My sister loves to lick deodoran. I don't know what
that's about.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
What type of deodoran is good to lick?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I you would have to ask her any I guess
I think it's a powdering one. I feel like a
lot of people like the powdered one, the powdered powdered one.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, I'm like a jelly one.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
But you would think that the jelly one might be good,
like maybe it's it's minty or something.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Now it's just that, I don't know it just it
touches your tongue.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Have you tried it?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
But if I had to, I think I would go
with powder girl Dove. Definitely you should try.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I just got a new Doves zero percent of aluminum,
ced or wood or something.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Crap smells good. I don't know if I want to
taste it.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Well, the natives got all these different flavors out.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Maybe good, that's true. I saw that they like candy
cane and Christmas. You know who knows. Maybe it's good.
We love you, Ashley. All right, are you ready for this?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I'm bracing for impact.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Ready, Joe is making it seem like it's like a
really big deal. But shout out to Drew for this
mentoring inspiring women's in radio. As you can see there's
a couple of pages.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Is it's a notebook, okay, And as.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
You can see there's a couple of pages that have
been ripped out because.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I have been enjoying eating the paper. It has been
so good.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You guys, while you guys are not in here and
the cameras are away. She's been eating paper. She's been
doing this for multiple.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Days, but only starting kind of paper.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It makes me gag every single time I look at her.
And I've known Ashley since I was like seventeen years old.
I love this woman so much. I'm trying right now.
That's a gag so disgusting. Yeah, I'll try it.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You're gonna try.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
It, why not? I Brett?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You like saltine crack.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, crumbled up and it's like a cup and
make it like cereal.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, I guess be good it h by the way,
Uh Brett? You know Brett, by the way works at
the pharmacy I go to. Okay, Brett is one of
my favorite people I get to see at Public's and Brett.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'm curious.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Is there any medicine to get Ashley to stop eating paper?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
If it doesn't sound like it coming out later, you.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Know exactly enjoys it.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's like a It's like a dryer gum and it
tastes like when you would open up an old pet
of those tops bubble gum cards and you're chewing on
steel gum it's good. Strangely flavor I.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Really don't is good?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Terry?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Will you try if I try it? No, Terry tries it.
I'll try. Terry tries it, I'll try it.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I'll give you bread by the way, can I can
I make you your official name pharmacist Brett, since you
are my pharmacist. I love it and bred. I don't
know if you saw the Caleb Love news, but uh
oh bread, I'll probably see you today.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Are you gonna eat it? Here goes Terry.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Let's all do you?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It could be smart.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
I would not eat paper, don't. My addiction is a no,
I wouldn't. My addiction is a nice scoop of butter,
but not the plastic cut your cross type. It has
to be creamy landa lakes and with a finger in it.
Every night I have to have it.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Can you paper? And then the microphone saying you.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
You, I would add some butter. I would add some
butter to that paper. And then I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh, a little l o l butter.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
On some.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Okay? Good luck?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
All right, Kevin, we'll talk to you later.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yes, it is good. Lucky gets stuck in your t
that's the best part, is it?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
All like sog even.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Denika Shuterry and I try this paper? Are we just
gonna take Jett and Ashley's word for it?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
All I can think about is all the rodents and
roaches crawling on it putting it together.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Listen, Linda, we you've eaten a lot of things off
the floor with the five second rule. I'm telling you
this is not gonna hurt you. I'm gonna die meet
in paper, then so be it.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
But yeah, that's the thing you could Could you imagine
if you got a paper cut in your throat?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Not I would not have.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Could you imagine.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Because there's no edges on it?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Dude into a paper cuts just without even touching paper.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Like I've literally got paper cuts just looking at paper.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I need somebody who ate her hair and she had
so much hair inside of her a test it calls blockage.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Okay, God, I'm not eating that much paper.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Staples, you know, maybe two sheets a day. I'm kidding,
two sheets a week. How much have you eaten since today?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I'm on my third page?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
How long have you had it? I've been doing this
since Sunday. Since Sunday? Yeah today is what Thursday? Yeah?
So I'm doing good Carlos. Carlos, I don't even.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Know daily Hey, I would stop beating the paper man
because you don't know what it's doing your intestine.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
You could be.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Blocking your intestine. You know you can't go.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
To the bathroom for Carlos.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Everything's gonna block my box, Everything's gonna block something. That's
what I mean.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Paper will not poison your child, thank.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
You, something exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Just like the guy who wanted to eat butter. I
just say, everybody has advice.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Some people like marijuana, some people like alcohol.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I like paper.
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