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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I want to know a little bit about your pet.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Okay, if if you've got a patter, if you had
one in the past, Like I think about my childhood
dog that passed away and I miss her like crazy.
Your name was Lily, think about her a lot, and
I thought about her when I read this story, and
I want to know about your pet two eight hundred
and four and nine ninety three ninety three. If an
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armed robbery happened in your home, what would your animal do?
Because you know, like I feel like people have like
pit bulls and stuff for protection, Like I I.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Know multiple people with those dogs.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Like what are they called the fighter dogs or something
like that or fighting break whatever. Well, no, but they're
like they're they're angry or something like that. But then
everyone always like, well, my dog's not and they're such sweethearts.
And then you meet the dog and like they actually
but they actually are sweethearts, like so many like pit
bull they're so nice, and then I wonder, like are
(01:04):
they too nice? Like what happens if an armed robbery
were to happen in they're like my dog Lily would
just lick them and be like, Hi, welcome into the house.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Let me take you where.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I love you, Hi, I love you Hi. It's like
the dog from up Squirrel. What would your pet do?
Because there were two men that were posing as perfume
salesmen and they showed up to a Houston apartment and
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they would act like they were selling the perfume. And
the next thing, you know, right before the door would open,
they'd throw on masks and they would rob people at
a gunpoint.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Pretty scary, right, So.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
This woman who is the victim, gets a gun point
out there and the people are like, give me all
your valuables and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
And when she goes to.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Get the valuables, her cat jumps out and attacks the people.
Those people had to run away from the cat.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
You hit it?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
A cat? Did it? AUTI mess? We be talking about cats.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Look at them now.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oo ca Now the cat unfortunately did get hit. The
cat is okay cause the cat get now laves exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
So unfortunately lost one line. It's got eight more lives
to go. But the cat, the cat protected and did
what I would think a dog would do. I didn't
know that cats would do this as well. Like how
awesome is that? So eight hundred four O nine ninety
three ninety three. That cat did that. I'm convinced my
childhood dog would have just licked them. I had a
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doverman before that who was so protective of me. Specifically,
they had to get rid of Murphy, gave him to
another family member because when my brother Jacob was born,
he didn't like that Jacob was getting attention. So he
did not like Jacob. There's pictures of me. I would
ride him like a horse. Seriously, I'll have my mom
send him. And that was my dog. I like to
(03:16):
think that Murphy would have protected me. Jamie, you have
four dogs. What would happen? One more time? Houston apartment robbed?
This woman was saved by her cat. You have four dogs?
You have any dogs that would.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Protect probably Domino Domino would Domon. Domino is a multie dog,
so he's a small dog, but she is very antisocial.
So I took him out twice because I can't take
him out in public. I took him out one time
the floor in the corn for because I went for
my dad and this guy tried petting him and I
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was holding him and Domino literally growled and tried to
bite him.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Really, and when that happens, are you getting freaked out
because if no bites, then what do.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
You got to you gotta I have to.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I have to hold his mouth. I have to hold him. Yeah.
And then the second time, we're at Walmart going Christmas
shopping for the Christmas tree, and there was an old
lady passing by. She's like in her eighties, and he's like, Oh,
he's so cute. And then Domino's in the cart and
all your ear is like, he's gonna freaking growl hotter
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and I literally he's very anti social. I can't take
him out nowhere. But the other three they have no problem.
They'll lick you, they'll suck on your arms, like like
they're just innocent animals.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
So the other three would invite the robbers in and
then Domino would come to the rescue.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Yeah, Domino is just a little spur ball of anger.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I love it. I love it.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Jamie, You're the best. Thank you for calling in. I
hope you have a beautiful, beautiful rest of your day. Hey, Kelly,
you've got a bull terrier.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
I have, Yes, it's an amp Staff bullet harrier, flash
pods rescue dogs.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
But I have two goats.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
A goat both of them two really like, yep, oh wait,
that's a goat. There you go, that's a goat. Be nice, yep,
what would happen?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
So the dog is very alert to their like, like
their behavior would alert them. And I can guarantee that
somebody coming into my house or my yard would scare
the living daylights out of them.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
To see two goats running at them.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
And they run.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Fast, very sharp, And it's so funny when.
Speaker 8 (05:49):
You do that, because my husband's name is Ben and.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
That's what they say that.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
But their hooves are so sharp, and my dog is
still alert with them. Any Robert would just run and
be like, oh, this is late crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
And you know, Kelly, I want to be your ghost.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Oh my goodness, well I live close to downtown.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
So all right, Kelly, we should set that up.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
I'll send you, I'll send you pictures.
Speaker 9 (06:30):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Actually this is kind of an interesting thing, Kelly. Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
You know, with the new year, we're gonna have a
lot to get to the show's kind of gonna sound different,
but in a better way. It's like when a video
game gets a new update, everything's going to be better.
We've got a brand new person joining the show on
January fifth, Okay, we have new features that we're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Shout out to Jules Uh. He came up with one
that's crazy that we'll get to.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
We are going to do something called Florida Fridays, where
we're going to go out on the road and we're
going to broadcast in cool places. Now what are the places. Well,
it could be Kelly's goat farm, it could be your
office building, it could be anywhere you want to go.
(07:19):
This is gonna be a lot of fun. No one's
ever done this before. We are going to not We're
not going to go to you know, the typical things
that we used to do where it's like we're on
stage in front of a couple hundred people, like we
might do that. We actually might do that. But I
want to do some things where like we do a
show in someone's living room. I want to do a show.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
You would love them. I watch them. They have harnesses.
We could go to some cool park.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
We're going to do it there.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Okay, I will send you a picture, Okay.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
Perfect, I can't.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I love you, Kelly. We'll talk to you later. And
we said hi, and we say hi. All right, I'll
take a couple more calls, we're just moving. We'll move
super super super quick. Bola, What would happen if someone
jumped in your house?
Speaker 8 (08:16):
Well, hey, it's good to see on the show my
first time. Yes, Uh, my cat mj Uh she thinks
she is a German shepherd. She'll come and bite your
ankles and cling onto your legs, onto your shake.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
So, Bola, like your your MJ would protect you. Like, uh,
this woman's kitty.
Speaker 8 (08:43):
Cat did right right exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
The cat's name was Kitty.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Really, who has the most pampered pet? Who's got the
animal that's got it the greatest? I had a neighbor
a couple of years ago that had an iguana that
wore a sombrero, literally a mini sombrero. Let me tell
you something, And then no other iguana has a hat.
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So I would look at that iguana. I would think
to myself, no one's got it better than that iguana.
But Jad would argue that his dog has got it
way too good. You move out of your parents' house.
They're out of town. You're watching Mo. Mo's life has
drastically changed as of recent.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
Dude, my dad will like smoke chicken for him, will
cook pork on the grill for him. He said, we
don't do canned dog food anymore. We don't do any
dog food. We just feed him like human meats. And
he said, oh, by the way, we take him for
walk three times to feed him human meat. Right, yeah, well,
well you know what I mean, like human food. So
my dad said, well, you gotta take him out three
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times a day. You gotta takehim out in the morning.
You got to take him out during the launch hower,
and then you gotta take him out again in the evening.
I'm like, three times a day. I'm like, we never
did this when he when I lived at home with
you guys, I said, what chinch? Well, the doctor said,
you know it'll long. JEVI Knight his life and this,
that and the other, and this guy has become the
most spoiled, rotten human being on the planet.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
And I.
Speaker 9 (10:14):
My parents treat the dog better than they treat me.
I don't get it, like treating your pet better than
a human. I will never understand.
Speaker 10 (10:22):
Me and my ex girlfriend got into it so many
times because she would give our cats massages and I
would never get I'm like, oh my god, my neck hurt,
my back hurt, and she would never massage me, but
she would rub on the cats. I'm like, dude, you're
showing more loves of these animals than you're showing me.
And I'm telling you legit arguments to the point where
I'm like, I mean, that could have probably ended it
(10:44):
because I'm just like, I'm over you and your cats.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
But yeah, it was bad. Julie, you believe that your
cat has it the best? Yes, yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Oh wait, no, because I have Julie on the voice
disguis and I turn the voices guys around.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
All right, Julie, go.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Ahead, No, sorry, I have a four year old bangle cat.
They're like the ones that look like the wild cat.
And I cut up New York strips for him so
he can get good proteins because I don't like giving
him this stuff.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
Out of the can.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Oh my god. So how often is your cat eating strip? Steak?
Speaker 4 (11:19):
At least once a week? Jesus, when it's not a
New York strip it's.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Chickens, So chicken every day, steak once?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
What else? Any vegetables or anything or we just eating meat.
I'm assuming animals just eat meat. I have no idea.
I'm not an animal.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
They're not really supposed to eat anything else, but sometimes
mac and cheese just because they.
Speaker 11 (11:41):
Really like it.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Wow, what type of mac and cheese character?
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Cracker barrel mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I will die on that note.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Hey, Julie, I want to be your cat, So if
you are taking submissions for a new cat, you know
who to call Katie. Katie your pet has it best?
Or actually your coworkers has it best?
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (12:02):
He tells me that once a week him and his
wife make an ensipot for their two like little fluffy
dogs that they have, and they make chicken and vegetables
and they have lit outputs that they.
Speaker 8 (12:11):
Put them in.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I know Austin Vicki, who I talk about a lot
on the show My friends Austin and Vicki their dog there,
and maybe they've changed it as of recent but the
process that they go through to make sure that their
dog gets like the best food, I think Austin told
me one time, it's like it's an hour of prep.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Hey Britney, Brittany, your dog Bo is the most spoiled
go boy around.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Oh he is absolutely.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
What does Bo get?
Speaker 12 (12:44):
He gets boat rides to his own little private island
so he doesn't have to deal with other dogs when
he plays Brisney and the grandparents pick him up on
the golf cart that everybody wants to sell.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I mean, listen, that's life. That's a good life.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I think that this has made me realize if reincarnation
is real and I don't come back as a house pet, right.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I did something wrong. I did something wrong. Who is this? Hello?
Who is this.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
Rihanna?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
What Rionna? Your pet has it best?
Speaker 8 (13:28):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Yes, she has an Instagram, She gets massages, she has sports,
she goes to daycare. She's living a life.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
What is your pet's Instagram name?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Now?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Now I want to look at your pet. Let's see.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Uh sweet Pea and Sonny Chatfield.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Oh my gosh, sweet Pea and Sonny and uh you
make him food and everything.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Uh yeah sometimes I we like sometimes we'll make eggs
or rice.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Oh you got beautiful dogs.
Speaker 7 (13:56):
Oh thank you?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Beautiful dogs.
Speaker 10 (13:59):
They were in a.
Speaker 7 (14:01):
Yeah you read Mark and uh, Sweetpea is the black
lab and she was the star of the show.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
And Rihanna, you're beautiful.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Oh thank you, You're so sweet.
Speaker 10 (14:14):
I yeah, you're you're you're spoiling these babies for sure.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, yeah, this is great. My god, dress for Halloween,
you give them pretzels.
Speaker 10 (14:30):
Is your dog riding in a helicopter our airplot?
Speaker 7 (14:35):
Yes, so we put her. She has like a service
dog certification, so when she was a puppy, she was
in training and uh, the pilot saw her. I was like,
do you guys want to come up here?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, you found Tampa Bay backet.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
Yes, we in our Madgin jackets.
Speaker 8 (14:55):
And it was so fun.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Rihanna, what does your husband say about this?
Speaker 7 (15:01):
So we got engaged after I had sweepea, and so
I sent him meme Saley of like one minute Grassy
for her number, and then the next day you're dropping
her labor daughter off at daycare.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Well, you believe things like Alexa have feelings? Do you
believe in inanimate objects having feelings? You know? On Easter,
I can't eat the Easter Bunny chocolates. I'm not messing around.
I told Ashley this so you can attest these. Didn't
I say this off the air. I was just saying
it to be funny or anything. I know they don't
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have feelings, but there's a part of me that doesn't know,
and there's something about like I can't get to it.
Speaker 10 (15:43):
Yeah, I know, it's just like you gotta eat the.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Ears, and that's it for me.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Eight hundred and four, nine ninety three, ninety three. Do
you believe things like Amazon Alexa have feelings? So this
was kind of a funny headline that I saw, and
it was that gen zers.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
And younger.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Are now thinking that Alexis don't have feelings, which I
think would be the other way around, because you grow
up with it. You're just used to it and you think.
But for some reason, people who are older, they believe
and have sympathy for these things. They won't yell at them.
They'll talk to them kind of nice to make sure
you know they're not like mad or anything like that.
Speaker 10 (16:25):
Oh, I yell at mine, and I know she has feelings.
I get so upset when she goes I didn't understand
what you said. I'm like, I'm saying it loud and clear.
Alexa plays something radio and she won't play it. And
then there was one time I told you, when I
was sitting on the couch, randomly she starts making fart noises,
like what.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Who does that? You think she was tooting?
Speaker 10 (16:44):
She was just like, you know what, I'm annoyed by you.
So I'm gonna make some fart noises.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
She was tooting' and gosher. But I definitely think they
have feelings. Hey, who's waking up with the Joe Show?
Who says, Hi, my name is Skyler. Skyler.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Do you believe that Amazon Alexis have feelings? Like, if
you're near an Amazon alex and you've got to talk
to it, are you polite or you go, this is
a machine.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I don't care.
Speaker 13 (17:10):
Maybe not Amazon elections. I always try to be polite,
but I was always the kid that would clap off
all of my stuffed animals. There are none of them,
so their feelings wouldn't get hurt. Men.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Amen, Hey I still have I still have stuffed animals,
if you want to be honest, Yeah, I mean they
don't think.
Speaker 13 (17:35):
If any of them falling before, I feel so bad
and I put them back up on the bed and
I say, I'm so sorry, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I treated I treated like a yamica. You know, in
Jewish faith, if you drop your yamica, you gotta kiss it.
And that's what I would do for my stuffed animals.
If they fall on the ground, I go, hey, come here,
smoochy spooch. I apologize. Hey, Summer, you're waking up with
the Joe Show. You don't believe that AI has feelings.
Speaker 11 (17:59):
Well, it's not so much so they don't have feelings.
I believe that they're learning how to have feelings through people.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yes, agree with you on that.
Speaker 11 (18:07):
Yeah, like they're looking through our phones, they're using our cameras,
our mics and everything, and at all times they're watching
and learning how it could be more human light through people.
That's you know, they got that test and everything that
they keep failing, so they're trying and trying. They're going
to get it though.
Speaker 10 (18:20):
Oh yeah, because they hear us cry the here is yeah,
the here's what we're happy.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Oh my goodness, I'm freaked out.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
My Amazon Alexi is going to have incredible anxiety. Uh,
they will second guess themselves. They will be happy and
then very sad. Miami Ison, alexis screwed. If it's taken
after me.
Speaker 10 (18:37):
Goodness your election and he's good to therapy, it probably does.
Speaker 11 (18:43):
You know, they got that study of the one hundred monkeys,
the same thing with that look at that.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Look at that.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
My Alexa wishes that the owner of it was a monkey,
because it'd be better than me.
Speaker 13 (18:56):
Well, thank you guys for having me.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
On one more time.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Kids don't believe Alexa has feelings. Kids don't believe Alexa
has feelings. Alexa. We're talking to Alexa, but a human Alexa.
What do you think, Alexa?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
I am convinced that every inanimate object has feelings, Like
my stuffed animals are mad. They're in the closet like
I think. When I totaled my car and I had
to leave my car at the junkyard, I cried because
I felt like I failed her.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
There.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
That was real.
Speaker 11 (19:31):
I had to go get my stuff out of the.
Speaker 13 (19:32):
Car and I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
I had to leave it there, and I felt bad
like she was sad that she had to be destroyed.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Now, I got mad at my little brother.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I was driving him, and he made the comment your
car is ugly, and I made him apologize, and I
immediately got worried. I go, you know, we could be
in danger now, because yeah, my car has our lives
in its hands, and she's gonna do one of two things.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
She's gonna take care of us. She could cause some damage.
Speaker 10 (20:04):
Oh yeah, and people name their cars all the time.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Oh, I've named all of my cars they have names.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
What is your car's name? Red Ruby, red Ruby. Yeah,
mine's the interceptor. Because it's good, I think. Don't worry
about it. Don't ask why you ask me? Don't worry
about it? Is it? Pooja?
Speaker 14 (20:21):
Yes? Hi, Joe?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Hello? How are you?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
How are you?
Speaker 14 (20:25):
I'm good?
Speaker 6 (20:26):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I get to talk to Pooja right now? I'm fantastic.
You gotta tell me, though, what's the deal with alexis?
Do you believe that they have feelings? Or am I
crazy for thinking it?
Speaker 14 (20:37):
Okay, So I don't think so, I'm in it. I
also teach machine learning. I don't think they they have feelings,
but I do think they are learning and adapting. Do
every ask that you know? All around the world, alexas
there and people ask them, ask it her questions, and
(21:00):
I think they are adapting with every question that they
are are.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Does that scare you or does that excite you?
Speaker 14 (21:09):
It's a bit of boat only because of where I am.
It's a bit of boat. It is definitely scary, but
you know, I have my excitement when I see that.
So yeah, I think it's both.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Who knows
I want to know a little bit about your pet.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Okay, if if you've got a patter, if you had
one in the past, Like I think about my childhood
dog that passed away and I miss her like crazy.
Your name was Lily, think about her a lot, and
I thought about her when I read this story, and
I want to know about your pet two eight hundred
and four and nine ninety three ninety three. If an
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armed robbery happened in your home, what would your animal do?
Because you know, like I feel like people have like
pit bulls and stuff for protection, Like I I.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Know multiple people with those dogs.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Like what are they called the fighter dogs or something
like that or fighting break whatever. Well, no, but they're
like they're they're angry or something like that. But then
everyone always like, well, my dog's not and they're such sweethearts.
And then you meet the dog and like they actually
but they actually are sweethearts, like so many like pit
bull they're so nice, and then I wonder, like are
(01:04):
they too nice? Like what happens if an armed robbery
were to happen in they're like my dog Lily would
just lick them and be like, Hi, welcome into the house.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Let me take you where.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I love you, Hi, I love you Hi. It's like
the dog from up Squirrel. What would your pet do?
Because there were two men that were posing as perfume
salesmen and they showed up to a Houston apartment and
(01:36):
they would act like they were selling the perfume. And
the next thing, you know, right before the door would open,
they'd throw on masks and they would rob people at
a gunpoint.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Pretty scary, right, So.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
This woman who is the victim, gets a gun point
out there and the people are like, give me all
your valuables and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
And when she goes to.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Get the valuables, her cat jumps out and attacks the people.
Those people had to run away from the cat.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
You hit it?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
A cat? Did it? AUTI mess? We be talking about cats.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Look at them now.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oo ca Now the cat unfortunately did get hit. The
cat is okay cause the cat get now laves exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
So unfortunately lost one line. It's got eight more lives
to go. But the cat, the cat protected and did
what I would think a dog would do. I didn't
know that cats would do this as well. Like how
awesome is that? So eight hundred four O nine ninety
three ninety three. That cat did that. I'm convinced my
childhood dog would have just licked them. I had a
(02:54):
doverman before that who was so protective of me. Specifically,
they had to get rid of Murphy, gave him to
another family member because when my brother Jacob was born,
he didn't like that Jacob was getting attention. So he
did not like Jacob. There's pictures of me. I would
ride him like a horse. Seriously, I'll have my mom
send him. And that was my dog. I like to
(03:16):
think that Murphy would have protected me. Jamie, you have
four dogs. What would happen? One more time? Houston apartment robbed?
This woman was saved by her cat. You have four dogs?
You have any dogs that would.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Protect probably Domino Domino would Domon. Domino is a multie dog,
so he's a small dog, but she is very antisocial.
So I took him out twice because I can't take
him out in public. I took him out one time
the floor in the corn for because I went for
my dad and this guy tried petting him and I
(03:50):
was holding him and Domino literally growled and tried to
bite him.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Really, and when that happens, are you getting freaked out
because if no bites, then what do.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
You got to you gotta I have to.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I have to hold his mouth. I have to hold him. Yeah.
And then the second time, we're at Walmart going Christmas
shopping for the Christmas tree, and there was an old
lady passing by. She's like in her eighties, and he's like, Oh,
he's so cute. And then Domino's in the cart and
all your ear is like, he's gonna freaking growl hotter
(04:25):
and I literally he's very anti social. I can't take
him out nowhere. But the other three they have no problem.
They'll lick you, they'll suck on your arms, like like
they're just innocent animals.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
So the other three would invite the robbers in and
then Domino would come to the rescue.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Yeah, Domino is just a little spur ball of anger.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I love it. I love it.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Jamie, You're the best. Thank you for calling in. I
hope you have a beautiful, beautiful rest of your day. Hey, Kelly,
you've got a bull terrier.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
I have, Yes, it's an amp Staff bullet harrier, flash
pods rescue dogs.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
But I have two goats.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
A goat both of them two really like, yep, oh wait,
that's a goat. There you go, that's a goat. Be nice, yep,
what would happen?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
So the dog is very alert to their like, like
their behavior would alert them. And I can guarantee that
somebody coming into my house or my yard would scare
the living daylights out of them.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
To see two goats running at them.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
And they run.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Fast, very sharp, And it's so funny when.
Speaker 8 (05:49):
You do that, because my husband's name is Ben and.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
That's what they say that.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
But their hooves are so sharp, and my dog is
still alert with them. Any Robert would just run and
be like, oh, this is late crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
And you know, Kelly, I want to be your ghost.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Oh my goodness, well I live close to downtown.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
So all right, Kelly, we should set that up.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
I'll send you, I'll send you pictures.
Speaker 9 (06:30):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Actually this is kind of an interesting thing, Kelly. Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
You know, with the new year, we're gonna have a
lot to get to the show's kind of gonna sound different,
but in a better way. It's like when a video
game gets a new update, everything's going to be better.
We've got a brand new person joining the show on
January fifth, Okay, we have new features that we're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Shout out to Jules Uh. He came up with one
that's crazy that we'll get to.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
We are going to do something called Florida Fridays, where
we're going to go out on the road and we're
going to broadcast in cool places. Now what are the places. Well,
it could be Kelly's goat farm, it could be your
office building, it could be anywhere you want to go.
(07:19):
This is gonna be a lot of fun. No one's
ever done this before. We are going to not We're
not going to go to you know, the typical things
that we used to do where it's like we're on
stage in front of a couple hundred people, like we
might do that. We actually might do that. But I
want to do some things where like we do a
show in someone's living room. I want to do a show.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
You would love them. I watch them. They have harnesses.
We could go to some cool park.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
We're going to do it there.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Okay, I will send you a picture, Okay.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
Perfect, I can't.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I love you, Kelly. We'll talk to you later. And
we said hi, and we say hi. All right, I'll
take a couple more calls, we're just moving. We'll move
super super super quick. Bola, What would happen if someone
jumped in your house?
Speaker 8 (08:16):
Well, hey, it's good to see on the show my
first time. Yes, Uh, my cat mj Uh she thinks
she is a German shepherd. She'll come and bite your
ankles and cling onto your legs, onto your shake.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
So, Bola, like your your MJ would protect you. Like, uh,
this woman's kitty.
Speaker 8 (08:43):
Cat did right right exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
The cat's name was Kitty.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Really, who has the most pampered pet? Who's got the
animal that's got it the greatest? I had a neighbor
a couple of years ago that had an iguana that
wore a sombrero, literally a mini sombrero. Let me tell
you something, And then no other iguana has a hat.
(09:12):
So I would look at that iguana. I would think
to myself, no one's got it better than that iguana.
But Jad would argue that his dog has got it
way too good. You move out of your parents' house.
They're out of town. You're watching Mo. Mo's life has
drastically changed as of recent.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
Dude, my dad will like smoke chicken for him, will
cook pork on the grill for him. He said, we
don't do canned dog food anymore. We don't do any
dog food. We just feed him like human meats. And
he said, oh, by the way, we take him for
walk three times to feed him human meat. Right, yeah, well,
well you know what I mean, like human food. So
my dad said, well, you gotta take him out three
(09:50):
times a day. You gotta takehim out in the morning.
You got to take him out during the launch hower,
and then you gotta take him out again in the evening.
I'm like, three times a day. I'm like, we never
did this when he when I lived at home with
you guys, I said, what chinch? Well, the doctor said,
you know it'll long. JEVI Knight his life and this,
that and the other, and this guy has become the
most spoiled, rotten human being on the planet.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
And I.
Speaker 9 (10:14):
My parents treat the dog better than they treat me.
I don't get it, like treating your pet better than
a human. I will never understand.
Speaker 10 (10:22):
Me and my ex girlfriend got into it so many
times because she would give our cats massages and I
would never get I'm like, oh my god, my neck hurt,
my back hurt, and she would never massage me, but
she would rub on the cats. I'm like, dude, you're
showing more loves of these animals than you're showing me.
And I'm telling you legit arguments to the point where
I'm like, I mean, that could have probably ended it
(10:44):
because I'm just like, I'm over you and your cats.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
But yeah, it was bad. Julie, you believe that your
cat has it the best? Yes, yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Oh wait, no, because I have Julie on the voice
disguis and I turn the voices guys around.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
All right, Julie, go.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Ahead, No, sorry, I have a four year old bangle cat.
They're like the ones that look like the wild cat.
And I cut up New York strips for him so
he can get good proteins because I don't like giving
him this stuff.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
Out of the can.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Oh my god. So how often is your cat eating strip? Steak?
Speaker 4 (11:19):
At least once a week? Jesus, when it's not a
New York strip it's.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Chickens, So chicken every day, steak once?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
What else? Any vegetables or anything or we just eating meat.
I'm assuming animals just eat meat. I have no idea.
I'm not an animal.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
They're not really supposed to eat anything else, but sometimes
mac and cheese just because they.
Speaker 11 (11:41):
Really like it.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Wow, what type of mac and cheese character?
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Cracker barrel mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I will die on that note.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Hey, Julie, I want to be your cat, So if
you are taking submissions for a new cat, you know
who to call Katie. Katie your pet has it best?
Or actually your coworkers has it best?
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (12:02):
He tells me that once a week him and his
wife make an ensipot for their two like little fluffy
dogs that they have, and they make chicken and vegetables
and they have lit outputs that they.
Speaker 8 (12:11):
Put them in.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I know Austin Vicki, who I talk about a lot
on the show My friends Austin and Vicki their dog there,
and maybe they've changed it as of recent but the
process that they go through to make sure that their
dog gets like the best food, I think Austin told
me one time, it's like it's an hour of prep.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Hey Britney, Brittany, your dog Bo is the most spoiled
go boy around.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Oh he is absolutely.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
What does Bo get?
Speaker 12 (12:44):
He gets boat rides to his own little private island
so he doesn't have to deal with other dogs when
he plays Brisney and the grandparents pick him up on
the golf cart that everybody wants to sell.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I mean, listen, that's life. That's a good life.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I think that this has made me realize if reincarnation
is real and I don't come back as a house pet, right.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I did something wrong. I did something wrong. Who is this? Hello?
Who is this.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
Rihanna?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
What Rionna? Your pet has it best?
Speaker 8 (13:28):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Yes, she has an Instagram, She gets massages, she has sports,
she goes to daycare. She's living a life.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
What is your pet's Instagram name?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Now?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Now I want to look at your pet. Let's see.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Uh sweet Pea and Sonny Chatfield.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Oh my gosh, sweet Pea and Sonny and uh you
make him food and everything.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Uh yeah sometimes I we like sometimes we'll make eggs
or rice.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Oh you got beautiful dogs.
Speaker 7 (13:56):
Oh thank you?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Beautiful dogs.
Speaker 10 (13:59):
They were in a.
Speaker 7 (14:01):
Yeah you read Mark and uh, Sweetpea is the black
lab and she was the star of the show.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
And Rihanna, you're beautiful.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Oh thank you, You're so sweet.
Speaker 10 (14:14):
I yeah, you're you're you're spoiling these babies for sure.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, yeah, this is great. My god, dress for Halloween,
you give them pretzels.
Speaker 10 (14:30):
Is your dog riding in a helicopter our airplot?
Speaker 7 (14:35):
Yes, so we put her. She has like a service
dog certification, so when she was a puppy, she was
in training and uh, the pilot saw her. I was like,
do you guys want to come up here?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, you found Tampa Bay backet.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
Yes, we in our Madgin jackets.
Speaker 8 (14:55):
And it was so fun.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Rihanna, what does your husband say about this?
Speaker 7 (15:01):
So we got engaged after I had sweepea, and so
I sent him meme Saley of like one minute Grassy
for her number, and then the next day you're dropping
her labor daughter off at daycare.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Well, you believe things like Alexa have feelings? Do you
believe in inanimate objects having feelings? You know? On Easter,
I can't eat the Easter Bunny chocolates. I'm not messing around.
I told Ashley this so you can attest these. Didn't
I say this off the air. I was just saying
it to be funny or anything. I know they don't
(15:36):
have feelings, but there's a part of me that doesn't know,
and there's something about like I can't get to it.
Speaker 10 (15:43):
Yeah, I know, it's just like you gotta eat the.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Ears, and that's it for me.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Eight hundred and four, nine ninety three, ninety three. Do
you believe things like Amazon Alexa have feelings? So this
was kind of a funny headline that I saw, and
it was that gen zers.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
And younger.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Are now thinking that Alexis don't have feelings, which I
think would be the other way around, because you grow
up with it. You're just used to it and you think.
But for some reason, people who are older, they believe
and have sympathy for these things. They won't yell at them.
They'll talk to them kind of nice to make sure
you know they're not like mad or anything like that.
Speaker 10 (16:25):
Oh, I yell at mine, and I know she has feelings.
I get so upset when she goes I didn't understand
what you said. I'm like, I'm saying it loud and clear.
Alexa plays something radio and she won't play it. And
then there was one time I told you, when I
was sitting on the couch, randomly she starts making fart noises,
like what.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Who does that? You think she was tooting?
Speaker 10 (16:44):
She was just like, you know what, I'm annoyed by you.
So I'm gonna make some fart noises.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
She was tooting' and gosher. But I definitely think they
have feelings. Hey, who's waking up with the Joe Show?
Who says, Hi, my name is Skyler. Skyler.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Do you believe that Amazon Alexis have feelings? Like, if
you're near an Amazon alex and you've got to talk
to it, are you polite or you go, this is
a machine.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I don't care.
Speaker 13 (17:10):
Maybe not Amazon elections. I always try to be polite,
but I was always the kid that would clap off
all of my stuffed animals. There are none of them,
so their feelings wouldn't get hurt. Men.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Amen, Hey I still have I still have stuffed animals,
if you want to be honest, Yeah, I mean they
don't think.
Speaker 13 (17:35):
If any of them falling before, I feel so bad
and I put them back up on the bed and
I say, I'm so sorry, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I treated I treated like a yamica. You know, in
Jewish faith, if you drop your yamica, you gotta kiss it.
And that's what I would do for my stuffed animals.
If they fall on the ground, I go, hey, come here,
smoochy spooch. I apologize. Hey, Summer, you're waking up with
the Joe Show. You don't believe that AI has feelings.
Speaker 11 (17:59):
Well, it's not so much so they don't have feelings.
I believe that they're learning how to have feelings through people.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yes, agree with you on that.
Speaker 11 (18:07):
Yeah, like they're looking through our phones, they're using our cameras,
our mics and everything, and at all times they're watching
and learning how it could be more human light through people.
That's you know, they got that test and everything that
they keep failing, so they're trying and trying. They're going
to get it though.
Speaker 10 (18:20):
Oh yeah, because they hear us cry the here is yeah,
the here's what we're happy.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Oh my goodness, I'm freaked out.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
My Amazon Alexi is going to have incredible anxiety. Uh,
they will second guess themselves. They will be happy and
then very sad. Miami Ison, alexis screwed. If it's taken
after me.
Speaker 10 (18:37):
Goodness your election and he's good to therapy, it probably does.
Speaker 11 (18:43):
You know, they got that study of the one hundred monkeys,
the same thing with that look at that.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Look at that.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
My Alexa wishes that the owner of it was a monkey,
because it'd be better than me.
Speaker 13 (18:56):
Well, thank you guys for having me.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
On one more time.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Kids don't believe Alexa has feelings. Kids don't believe Alexa
has feelings. Alexa. We're talking to Alexa, but a human Alexa.
What do you think, Alexa?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
I am convinced that every inanimate object has feelings, Like
my stuffed animals are mad. They're in the closet like
I think. When I totaled my car and I had
to leave my car at the junkyard, I cried because
I felt like I failed her.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
There.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
That was real.
Speaker 11 (19:31):
I had to go get my stuff out of the.
Speaker 13 (19:32):
Car and I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
I had to leave it there, and I felt bad
like she was sad that she had to be destroyed.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Now, I got mad at my little brother.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I was driving him, and he made the comment your
car is ugly, and I made him apologize, and I
immediately got worried. I go, you know, we could be
in danger now, because yeah, my car has our lives
in its hands, and she's gonna do one of two things.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
She's gonna take care of us. She could cause some damage.
Speaker 10 (20:04):
Oh yeah, and people name their cars all the time.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Oh, I've named all of my cars they have names.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
What is your car's name? Red Ruby, red Ruby. Yeah,
mine's the interceptor. Because it's good, I think. Don't worry
about it. Don't ask why you ask me? Don't worry
about it? Is it? Pooja?
Speaker 14 (20:21):
Yes? Hi, Joe?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Hello? How are you?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
How are you?
Speaker 14 (20:25):
I'm good?
Speaker 6 (20:26):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I get to talk to Pooja right now? I'm fantastic.
You gotta tell me, though, what's the deal with alexis?
Do you believe that they have feelings? Or am I
crazy for thinking it?
Speaker 14 (20:37):
Okay, So I don't think so, I'm in it. I
also teach machine learning. I don't think they they have feelings,
but I do think they are learning and adapting. Do
every ask that you know? All around the world, alexas
there and people ask them, ask it her questions, and
(21:00):
I think they are adapting with every question that they
are are.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Does that scare you or does that excite you?
Speaker 14 (21:09):
It's a bit of boat only because of where I am.
It's a bit of boat. It is definitely scary, but
you know, I have my excitement when I see that.
So yeah, I think it's both.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Who knows
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