December 30, 2025 • 9 mins
There are just certain things that you can't do while you're at a kid's birthday party... Joe breaks down the things you can and can't do at a kid's party.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're live on ninety three three FLZ. This is the
Joe Show. And Alyssa, my fiance, her best friend Kylie.
She's got like the cutest boy ever. His name is Nolan,
and Nolan's celebrating his first birthday in two weekends. His
real birthdays this weekend, but his birthday parties next weekend.
I got invited, not to brag, I'm gonna be there, okay,
(00:20):
you know, me just chilling. It's at a pool though,
So here's the reason why I just said though to that. Uh,
you know, I feel like I need to be on
pervert Watch. Maybe it's just because I'm heightened with all
the news and everything. You can't trust anyone, can't anyone
owned an island. If anyone ever says they own an island,
(00:42):
can't trust him. If anyone's like, hey, you want to
go to my party and they call it a freak
off party, you.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Can't trust him.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
A lot of people are throwing freak off party party. Well,
I'm gonna be eyeing out the perverts. And here's how
you catch a pervert at a one year old's pool party.
You can't wear a bathing suit and you can't go
in the water if you're an adult.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, you can't.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh you can't.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
If I show up in a bathing suit, I'm arresting
my son.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Honestly, it depends on the bathing suit for the guys
and the girls.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
No guy, unless you are Matt, the father or maybe
the grandpa. Maybe the brothers, maybe Kylie's brothers.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Maybe.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Other than that, though, if I show up in a
bathing suit, dude, I shouldn't even show up in sandals.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I'm trying to think why you say it like that.
It does sound really weird if.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I see an adult at a kid's birthday party wearing
a bathing suit.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Shut it down. You got it. We gotta replan that the.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Kids get in the water, dude, get them a floating
they'll be okay, we'll watch, nobody will drown. It's the
same as like if you go to chuck e cheese. Yeah,
and you're above the age.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Of twelve, you.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Think it's a fourteen year old.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I know what you're thinking. Yeah, after twelve, it's just
like bro, even thirteen, it's like.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Trying to vape in the ball pit, aren't you?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
So when do you wear into the pool party? I'm
wearing pants. Oh god, that's even more hard those pants.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I was gonna wear like linen beach pants.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
No, all right, If wearing the bathing suit to a
kids party is a foul, then call me pee wee
herman and a pervert. Because I don't say any, I
guess I'm a pervert.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Please?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
What is wrong with where?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I can't even wear I can't even wear.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I can't even wear a pair of board shorts to
a birthday party.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It doesn't matter. No, can't do it.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
So okay, So you're saying, it's the time, so birth
it's just birthday parties is what we're just that situation
in particular.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Don't give me another you get me the situation.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I'll tell you if you're let's say I'm at a
hotel pool and there's kids playing on one end.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I can't I can't.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
And I'm on the complete other end of the pool,
I can't wear shorts to the pool or pool.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
What I'm saying now, Now the kids are the hot tub,
you get in with them?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh yeah, then you're a pervert.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Okay, I'll say to the hot tub, that's where I Yeah,
you can't.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
You can't do that I won't do that. Yeah, no, no, no,
you can't you Yeah no no no, no weird you got
you gotta be you just gotta be aware of it.
I have even thought about maybe calling Kylie and being like, hey,
(03:48):
I think we got to rethink this, like this thing,
yeah nowadays twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I don't like it because.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
The baby's turning one. Yeah, it's mostly adults. Of it's
mostly going to be adults. So if really, like I
see maybe like five people being allowed to wear bathing suits,
there the rest of them out the water you can't,
and I'm gonna be watching. I'm gonna be watching. I
am going to be like, hey, get out, get out.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Punishing the adults by being that a one year old's birthday.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I might bring I might bring a whistle, a lifeguard. Well, no,
the next thing lifeguards can wear it lifeguards because they're
going to say the kids, because no adults going to
get in that water because they're not wearing a bathing suit. Hey,
what's up, Goshka? Hey, how are you fantastic?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Goshka? What's up?
Speaker 5 (04:47):
So my question to your Joe is, if you don't
show up in a bathing stool and get in a
pool with those kids, Who's gonna throw them up and
mess with them? That's the best thing that they you know,
the kids love that.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
The parents will do that. Yeah, no stranger should be
even touching the kid. If you go to a pool
party and you don't have a kid and you start
throwing kids, you might be the pervert.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Oh you will not.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
If you're the best friends. You know, it's completely fine.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Now you're probably right, Kashka. I love you. I appreciate.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, hey you my man.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Let's be real. The party ain't even for the one
year old. The one year old don't even know what's
having a party.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Oh yeah, no, one has no clue what's going on.
That kid was playing with a hose the other day, which.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
It's an excuse for adults to get drunk in the
one year old's name, celebrating the one year old's life.
Let's be real, So you can't be a perf because
it's really for the adults. The kid don't know. I
don't even know what his moday.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, but the.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Kids are in the you know what I mean, Like,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Know if the kid get together, all right, so check
it out while the kids get together going on, you
just don't get in. But after a while, you know
the parents are just don't get rid of the kids.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And then it becomes adult party and that's fine.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
But but but if one of those parents suggest a
freak off, I'm leaving.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I'm not staying from it.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I mean depend I mean, I mean depends what kind
of freak all?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Though?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
How much? How much do you know about freak off?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I mean, it's what kind of freak all? So is
it a like a secrets getaway? I told you that. Man,
my name is Jay Diddy, except I don't like baby
or you are aqua for man.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I'll talk to you tonight. We're playing Fortnite. We're playing Fortnite.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I just kid it.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But in the fortnight.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
In the eighteen and up lobby, Christian.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
I don't think it's I think it's weird if you
go to a birthday party where they're swimming and you
don't swim, whether it's for a one year old or not,
I think it's weird to sit outside.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Of the pool.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Not only that, but it's one hundred and fifty degrees
outside and you're just gonna sit there your tail end off,
just because you don't want to feel like a pervert.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Christian. Don't you have kids, though I do have kids.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
If they're gonna go, why are you going in there
to play with the kids? You don't even have a kid,
And I'll go, I don't know. That's a good point.
I bet you didn't think, do it? You're the best
Christian Monica. One year old throwing a birthday party, Well,
(07:45):
his parents are Yeah, I don't think the one year
old's throwing the birthday party. But it's my fiance's best
friend's kid. He's cute, he's awesome. His name is Nolan.
Everyone should know Nolan. He's going to take over the
world one day. Anyways, I said that, yeah, I said.
I said, I'm gonna be watching the adults. No adults
should wear swim trunks. Tool kids pool party? What do
you think?
Speaker 7 (08:07):
I think you're looking at it totally wrong. Because my
whole family and like we're very close with their friends.
All our friends throw pool parties at my aunt's pool.
It's a big pool and it's always a pool party
because we're all born in the summertime, and the kids
are always in the forefoot, like they don't go into
(08:28):
the deep zone. The adults are always in the deep zone.
Why wouldn't you be in the pool If there's a
one year old in the pool and you're their best friend,
that makes it even more suspicious that you could.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I hope one day he is my best friend. But
the guy doesn't even speak yet, so it's hard to
kind of, you know, bond with someone who doesn't talk.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Gonna look at you like Joe's not in the pool
with us because I'm on pervert Watch, That's what I'm
gonna say.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Or you're the pervert from outside the pool who's watching it.
I'm gonna be any to the party.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
There shouldn't be no pervs out of one year old brain.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I agree, But if but if I'm a perv, I'm
trying to get to a one year old's party.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
No one clipped that either.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Oh my god, think about that.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I'm always thinking.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I'm always thinking and and shout out to anyone who's
like me, who's just trying to watch out.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
For those pervs.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
He's on purf watch, be careful, perfect on perf watch, patrol.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
To because of all the perverse. You're not going to
go into the water at the water park because you
might be considered a.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Perfect well, let me ask you a question, Monica, does
the water park have a wave pool?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I don't even want
Speaker 2 (09:53):
To turn down a wave pool.
We're live on ninety three three FLZ. This is the
Joe Show. And Alyssa, my fiance, her best friend Kylie.
She's got like the cutest boy ever. His name is Nolan,
and Nolan's celebrating his first birthday in two weekends. His
real birthdays this weekend, but his birthday parties next weekend.
I got invited, not to brag, I'm gonna be there, okay,
(00:20):
you know, me just chilling. It's at a pool though,
So here's the reason why I just said though to that. Uh,
you know, I feel like I need to be on
pervert Watch. Maybe it's just because I'm heightened with all
the news and everything. You can't trust anyone, can't anyone
owned an island. If anyone ever says they own an island,
(00:42):
can't trust him. If anyone's like, hey, you want to
go to my party and they call it a freak
off party, you.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Can't trust him.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
A lot of people are throwing freak off party party. Well,
I'm gonna be eyeing out the perverts. And here's how
you catch a pervert at a one year old's pool party.
You can't wear a bathing suit and you can't go
in the water if you're an adult.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, you can't.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh you can't.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
If I show up in a bathing suit, I'm arresting
my son.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Honestly, it depends on the bathing suit for the guys
and the girls.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
No guy, unless you are Matt, the father or maybe
the grandpa. Maybe the brothers, maybe Kylie's brothers.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Maybe.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Other than that, though, if I show up in a
bathing suit, dude, I shouldn't even show up in sandals.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I'm trying to think why you say it like that.
It does sound really weird if.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I see an adult at a kid's birthday party wearing
a bathing suit.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Shut it down. You got it. We gotta replan that the.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Kids get in the water, dude, get them a floating
they'll be okay, we'll watch, nobody will drown. It's the
same as like if you go to chuck e cheese. Yeah,
and you're above the age.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Of twelve, you.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Think it's a fourteen year old.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I know what you're thinking. Yeah, after twelve, it's just
like bro, even thirteen, it's like.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Trying to vape in the ball pit, aren't you?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
So when do you wear into the pool party? I'm
wearing pants. Oh god, that's even more hard those pants.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I was gonna wear like linen beach pants.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
No, all right, If wearing the bathing suit to a
kids party is a foul, then call me pee wee
herman and a pervert. Because I don't say any, I
guess I'm a pervert.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Please?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
What is wrong with where?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I can't even wear I can't even wear.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I can't even wear a pair of board shorts to
a birthday party.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It doesn't matter. No, can't do it.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
So okay, So you're saying, it's the time, so birth
it's just birthday parties is what we're just that situation
in particular.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Don't give me another you get me the situation.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I'll tell you if you're let's say I'm at a
hotel pool and there's kids playing on one end.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I can't I can't.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
And I'm on the complete other end of the pool,
I can't wear shorts to the pool or pool.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
What I'm saying now, Now the kids are the hot tub,
you get in with them?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh yeah, then you're a pervert.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Okay, I'll say to the hot tub, that's where I Yeah,
you can't.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
You can't do that I won't do that. Yeah, no, no, no,
you can't you Yeah no no no, no weird you got
you gotta be you just gotta be aware of it.
I have even thought about maybe calling Kylie and being like, hey,
(03:48):
I think we got to rethink this, like this thing,
yeah nowadays twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I don't like it because.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
The baby's turning one. Yeah, it's mostly adults. Of it's
mostly going to be adults. So if really, like I
see maybe like five people being allowed to wear bathing suits,
there the rest of them out the water you can't,
and I'm gonna be watching. I'm gonna be watching. I
am going to be like, hey, get out, get out.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Punishing the adults by being that a one year old's birthday.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I might bring I might bring a whistle, a lifeguard. Well, no,
the next thing lifeguards can wear it lifeguards because they're
going to say the kids, because no adults going to
get in that water because they're not wearing a bathing suit. Hey,
what's up, Goshka? Hey, how are you fantastic?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Goshka? What's up?
Speaker 5 (04:47):
So my question to your Joe is, if you don't
show up in a bathing stool and get in a
pool with those kids, Who's gonna throw them up and
mess with them? That's the best thing that they you know,
the kids love that.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
The parents will do that. Yeah, no stranger should be
even touching the kid. If you go to a pool
party and you don't have a kid and you start
throwing kids, you might be the pervert.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Oh you will not.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
If you're the best friends. You know, it's completely fine.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Now you're probably right, Kashka. I love you. I appreciate.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, hey you my man.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Let's be real. The party ain't even for the one
year old. The one year old don't even know what's
having a party.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Oh yeah, no, one has no clue what's going on.
That kid was playing with a hose the other day, which.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
It's an excuse for adults to get drunk in the
one year old's name, celebrating the one year old's life.
Let's be real, So you can't be a perf because
it's really for the adults. The kid don't know. I
don't even know what his moday.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, but the.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Kids are in the you know what I mean, Like,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Know if the kid get together, all right, so check
it out while the kids get together going on, you
just don't get in. But after a while, you know
the parents are just don't get rid of the kids.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And then it becomes adult party and that's fine.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
But but but if one of those parents suggest a
freak off, I'm leaving.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I'm not staying from it.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I mean depend I mean, I mean depends what kind
of freak all?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Though?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
How much? How much do you know about freak off?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I mean, it's what kind of freak all? So is
it a like a secrets getaway? I told you that. Man,
my name is Jay Diddy, except I don't like baby
or you are aqua for man.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I'll talk to you tonight. We're playing Fortnite. We're playing Fortnite.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I just kid it.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But in the fortnight.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
In the eighteen and up lobby, Christian.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
I don't think it's I think it's weird if you
go to a birthday party where they're swimming and you
don't swim, whether it's for a one year old or not,
I think it's weird to sit outside.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Of the pool.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Not only that, but it's one hundred and fifty degrees
outside and you're just gonna sit there your tail end off,
just because you don't want to feel like a pervert.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Christian. Don't you have kids, though I do have kids.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
If they're gonna go, why are you going in there
to play with the kids? You don't even have a kid,
And I'll go, I don't know. That's a good point.
I bet you didn't think, do it? You're the best
Christian Monica. One year old throwing a birthday party, Well,
(07:45):
his parents are Yeah, I don't think the one year
old's throwing the birthday party. But it's my fiance's best
friend's kid. He's cute, he's awesome. His name is Nolan.
Everyone should know Nolan. He's going to take over the
world one day. Anyways, I said that, yeah, I said.
I said, I'm gonna be watching the adults. No adults
should wear swim trunks. Tool kids pool party? What do
you think?
Speaker 7 (08:07):
I think you're looking at it totally wrong. Because my
whole family and like we're very close with their friends.
All our friends throw pool parties at my aunt's pool.
It's a big pool and it's always a pool party
because we're all born in the summertime, and the kids
are always in the forefoot, like they don't go into
(08:28):
the deep zone. The adults are always in the deep zone.
Why wouldn't you be in the pool If there's a
one year old in the pool and you're their best friend,
that makes it even more suspicious that you could.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I hope one day he is my best friend. But
the guy doesn't even speak yet, so it's hard to
kind of, you know, bond with someone who doesn't talk.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Gonna look at you like Joe's not in the pool
with us because I'm on pervert Watch, That's what I'm
gonna say.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Or you're the pervert from outside the pool who's watching it.
I'm gonna be any to the party.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
There shouldn't be no pervs out of one year old brain.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I agree, But if but if I'm a perv, I'm
trying to get to a one year old's party.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
No one clipped that either.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Oh my god, think about that.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I'm always thinking.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I'm always thinking and and shout out to anyone who's
like me, who's just trying to watch out.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
For those pervs.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
He's on purf watch, be careful, perfect on perf watch, patrol.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
To because of all the perverse. You're not going to
go into the water at the water park because you
might be considered a.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Perfect well, let me ask you a question, Monica, does
the water park have a wave pool?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I don't even want
Speaker 2 (09:53):
To turn down a wave pool.
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