December 30, 2025 • 7 mins
Ashley wanted to pose a question this morning - do all white girls have the same three middle names?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ashley brought up something last night. I gotta be honest
with you. I looked at and I immediately laughed. I
showed my fiance and she goes, oh my god, let's play.
This was before I read everything that you sent me,
and our three names that we wrote down were the
three names that you wrote down. I swear to god.
(00:22):
We're live on ninety three to three FLZ. It is
the Joe Show.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
What's Hers?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's one of those go ahead and ask the question.
I don't want to take credit for this. This is
my favorite. This is my favorite thing that's ever been
asked on the show.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I just want to know. Do all white girls have
the same middle name?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Because everyone that I've met it's Marie, It's Anne, or
it's Lynn. Which one is I'm gonna guess as Anne,
Alyssa Marie.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I like a listen Marie.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
It's a listen Marie. Good job.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I like that it has a ring to it.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Eight hundred and four own nine ninety three ninety three.
When you think about the most common white girl middle names,
is it those three theories like yep, and since this
is what are you? What is yours?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
And oh my god, I'm trying tuber two.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
We gotta get a lin.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, we're looking for Lynn. Hey, you white girl with
the middle name Win calling, now you need to complete.
It's like the Infinity Stones and you know with Thanos
and Marvel, that's exactly what it is. Eight hundred four
O nine ninety three ninety three. And since it's a
it's only fair jed that the black girl gets to
(01:54):
talk about the white we didn't talk about the black.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
What's funny is the girls in my in my immediate
face family do not have the typical white girl middle name.
My mom's middle name is Gwen and my sister's name
is Mercedes. Don't kill the bit, Sorry killing the.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Bed, I'm killing But we're not white. We're Jamaican. But
Joe's Jamaican. Well, your your race is white? Well yeah,
but I'm saying there are white whenever you say that.
By the way, I just want to throw this in here.
Now you do know that there are white Jamaicans. So
saying that you're Jamaican, my grandmother is black, So you
would say my grandmother is black, not Jamaican. Well, Shell, okay,
(02:33):
but do you follow me what I'm saying, Like, that's
not but if I would say, Charity, what's your middle name?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, we got n's complete.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
We can take over Tampa. No everything that yeah, Charity,
Uh what do you what? So I I gotta ask Ashley. Now,
common black girl names. I compile the list. You tell
me if I'm right or wrong on this. Sexy Red. No,
that's not a middle name. No? No, okay, Beyonce, no,
(03:10):
I wish.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Really yeah, my sister actually has one of the common
middle names.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
What is it, Danielle?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Really? Yeah? I know, No, I mean I definitely thought that,
definitely thought that weird one.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Another one would be my mom's Raquel, Raquel.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I mean, that's that far away.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
What's yours? Very simple?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I knew that because that was your original radio it
was see hey, justin. Yeah, your girlfriend's middle name is Yeah,
makes sense.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Joe has a daughter, her middle name will be Lynn.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I have a daughter and her middle name is actually Lynn.
I like, I I went back, and I don't remember
a lot of my exes middle names, but I mean
the ones that I do, it's like Ann and all
of those Chelsea, what's your middle name?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Michel?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Okay, I just called because it was different that it
wasn't the same, and I am white.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
It's a middle name. It means Michael. Oh, is it
after like a grandpa or something. My father's name is Michael,
and he wanted a boy and he's German, so he
named me Michel. I got that. My grandma's name was Patricia,
so my middle name Patrick. Yes, and her middle name
(04:42):
was Marie. But it makes sense. But my my alma
is Annalise. And there you go. Elizabeth, Yes, your middle
name is Lynn.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
What with those three names?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I don't know now I'm trying to think of, like,
what are like white guy middle names.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Oh yeah, I never thought I hung up my man.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Call back and Elizabeth. I did not mean to do that.
Call back and call back John for sure, think of
Michael Johnames. Mine is Patrick. Luke's Antonio Lucas Antonio. Yeah,
Lucas Antonio because my grandpa's name was Antonio Carbollo Luke Antonio.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
You just need to go about it.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
My other brother's middle name is Thomas, after my dad.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I feel like Thomas is a very common middle name. Yeah, Peter, Peter, John, Peter, Michael, Peter.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
You just got to go through the Yeah, that's pretty
much it.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Feel like for guys, no matter the race, it's all
kind of the same.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I got Asian Franks. His middle names are Pat.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, it's really like that's name of man. He'll be
all right. Leah Lea Anne. I'm sarr guessing, are you
lee An?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I know a couple of Leah's are Leah an? Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
No, I was calling about my sister.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
My sister's name is Lynn.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
What her like her mom or Nana, her aunt or
her cousins on her mom's side.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
They're all, what happened? Why did we do that?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
It's lazy.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I don't know. I wonder why we did that, Like
I wonder who decided? Like that's it? Yeah, those three,
we've got three. It just flows though every time that.
It's never been a case where the name doesn't like
match though, Stacey, And does it make you feel good
like having a uniquer name than others?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
No, because my first name is Ashley.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Fair enough they hit you. They went basic first, and
then I got double basics you did. Jeffrey, I mean,
Jeffries seems like a common you know.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah, I would say so, Jed Jeff Jed Jeff Jed
Jeff Another white girl one that we can add.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
To Grace, Grace is.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Another one like Mary Grace, Caitlin Grace.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
You're right, Yeah, what's your niece's middle name?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
No, well, oh that's gonna be for that's gonna be
the next coming one, I think.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Oh yeah, Now it's gonna be like Twitter and Northern
Star
Ashley brought up something last night. I gotta be honest
with you. I looked at and I immediately laughed. I
showed my fiance and she goes, oh my god, let's play.
This was before I read everything that you sent me,
and our three names that we wrote down were the
three names that you wrote down. I swear to god.
(00:22):
We're live on ninety three to three FLZ. It is
the Joe Show.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
What's Hers?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's one of those go ahead and ask the question.
I don't want to take credit for this. This is
my favorite. This is my favorite thing that's ever been
asked on the show.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I just want to know. Do all white girls have
the same middle name?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Because everyone that I've met it's Marie, It's Anne, or
it's Lynn. Which one is I'm gonna guess as Anne,
Alyssa Marie.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I like a listen Marie.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
It's a listen Marie. Good job.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I like that it has a ring to it.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Eight hundred and four own nine ninety three ninety three.
When you think about the most common white girl middle names,
is it those three theories like yep, and since this
is what are you? What is yours?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
And oh my god, I'm trying tuber two.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
We gotta get a lin.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, we're looking for Lynn. Hey, you white girl with
the middle name Win calling, now you need to complete.
It's like the Infinity Stones and you know with Thanos
and Marvel, that's exactly what it is. Eight hundred four
O nine ninety three ninety three. And since it's a
it's only fair jed that the black girl gets to
(01:54):
talk about the white we didn't talk about the black.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
What's funny is the girls in my in my immediate
face family do not have the typical white girl middle name.
My mom's middle name is Gwen and my sister's name
is Mercedes. Don't kill the bit, Sorry killing the.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Bed, I'm killing But we're not white. We're Jamaican. But
Joe's Jamaican. Well, your your race is white? Well yeah,
but I'm saying there are white whenever you say that.
By the way, I just want to throw this in here.
Now you do know that there are white Jamaicans. So
saying that you're Jamaican, my grandmother is black, So you
would say my grandmother is black, not Jamaican. Well, Shell, okay,
(02:33):
but do you follow me what I'm saying, Like, that's
not but if I would say, Charity, what's your middle name?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, we got n's complete.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
We can take over Tampa. No everything that yeah, Charity,
Uh what do you what? So I I gotta ask Ashley. Now,
common black girl names. I compile the list. You tell
me if I'm right or wrong on this. Sexy Red. No,
that's not a middle name. No? No, okay, Beyonce, no,
(03:10):
I wish.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Really yeah, my sister actually has one of the common
middle names.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
What is it, Danielle?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Really? Yeah? I know, No, I mean I definitely thought that,
definitely thought that weird one.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Another one would be my mom's Raquel, Raquel.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I mean, that's that far away.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
What's yours? Very simple?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I knew that because that was your original radio it
was see hey, justin. Yeah, your girlfriend's middle name is Yeah,
makes sense.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Joe has a daughter, her middle name will be Lynn.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I have a daughter and her middle name is actually Lynn.
I like, I I went back, and I don't remember
a lot of my exes middle names, but I mean
the ones that I do, it's like Ann and all
of those Chelsea, what's your middle name?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Michel?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Okay, I just called because it was different that it
wasn't the same, and I am white.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
It's a middle name. It means Michael. Oh, is it
after like a grandpa or something. My father's name is Michael,
and he wanted a boy and he's German, so he
named me Michel. I got that. My grandma's name was Patricia,
so my middle name Patrick. Yes, and her middle name
(04:42):
was Marie. But it makes sense. But my my alma
is Annalise. And there you go. Elizabeth, Yes, your middle
name is Lynn.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
What with those three names?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I don't know now I'm trying to think of, like,
what are like white guy middle names.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Oh yeah, I never thought I hung up my man.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Call back and Elizabeth. I did not mean to do that.
Call back and call back John for sure, think of
Michael Johnames. Mine is Patrick. Luke's Antonio Lucas Antonio. Yeah,
Lucas Antonio because my grandpa's name was Antonio Carbollo Luke Antonio.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
You just need to go about it.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
My other brother's middle name is Thomas, after my dad.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I feel like Thomas is a very common middle name. Yeah, Peter, Peter, John, Peter, Michael, Peter.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
You just got to go through the Yeah, that's pretty
much it.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Feel like for guys, no matter the race, it's all
kind of the same.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I got Asian Franks. His middle names are Pat.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, it's really like that's name of man. He'll be
all right. Leah Lea Anne. I'm sarr guessing, are you
lee An?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I know a couple of Leah's are Leah an? Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
No, I was calling about my sister.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
My sister's name is Lynn.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
What her like her mom or Nana, her aunt or
her cousins on her mom's side.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
They're all, what happened? Why did we do that?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
It's lazy.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I don't know. I wonder why we did that, Like
I wonder who decided? Like that's it? Yeah, those three,
we've got three. It just flows though every time that.
It's never been a case where the name doesn't like
match though, Stacey, And does it make you feel good
like having a uniquer name than others?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
No, because my first name is Ashley.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Fair enough they hit you. They went basic first, and
then I got double basics you did. Jeffrey, I mean,
Jeffries seems like a common you know.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah, I would say so, Jed Jeff Jed Jeff Jed
Jeff Another white girl one that we can add.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
To Grace, Grace is.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Another one like Mary Grace, Caitlin Grace.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
You're right, Yeah, what's your niece's middle name?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
No, well, oh that's gonna be for that's gonna be
the next coming one, I think.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Oh yeah, Now it's gonna be like Twitter and Northern
Star
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