December 30, 2025 • 26 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What do you believe is not real? Eight hundred four
Ohn nine ninety three, ninety three you could text in
it ninety seven seven two zero. What do you believe
is not real? Is there anything that you know that
it could be? The moon landing?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Do you believe we landed on the moon? Yes, I
just think that the footage was faked.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
But what don't I believe is real?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Hmmm?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Don't I believe a lot of stuff? I'm gullible. I'll
be the first to say that I am very gullible.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Eight hundred four O nine ninety three. If you're questioning something, hello, go.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
On and heyo, my man, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Hey? Oh my man?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
All weekend long, you've been saying this to me, and
all weekend long, it's fake.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I don't care. I'm staying on that hill. I'm a fan.
I die on that mountain.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
British accents are fake. It's fake. It's not real.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Why don't you believe it's real?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
All? Right, here we go. I'm gonna do this right now, right.
Can you sing in a British accent?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I don't think you can't. You can't write adele you
hear her sing? Does he sing in a British accent?
All right? Boom right? You got these actors that that like, like,
what's the dude that played thought? Ain't he like British?
All right? Right? Does he act in a British accent?
Speaker 5 (01:40):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
But he off the set he founds American, been off
sat he talks British like that. Do we have American
actors acting British? No, because it's a fake accent. They
can only pull it off. That's theirs saying they're faking it.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Why do you think now, I'm like, I'm mind blowing.
I never thought about that.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
How many British singers do we have? Name of popular
British Let's go about the Spice Girls? How about that?
You know, because that's the only one I could think of?
Did they sing in Britain?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
They really?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
When they really think in American.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
I will give an example of a British singer who
can sing British. Ozzy Osbourne, for sure, there's a lot
of Aussie tracks where he sounds British.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
That's not a good example of one. I was gonna say.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
There's a track called in My Life, which is a
Beatles cover, and he sounds British.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
He's like in my life, I love.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Like a Molly album cut like you went in now
if you listen to like war Pigs or or or
like oh my god, a crazy that's that Zeppy song.
A matter of fact, led Zeppelin. Let's go to let
Zeppelin if you want to go that far? Did they
say exit?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I mean I.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Thought about it a lot, And I mean when I
say that, Jules has talked about this a lot. We
one day, I think we played video games for like
five hours, for five straight hours, he just talked about this.
He's a big non believer in these accents. But then
he tried to say to that Jamaican accents aren't.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Really those are real.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
It's an accent, man, don't do it real good, mone
This is an accent from the island. I'm I'll tell you.
Don't speak back to American like there's nothing. They come
right back to this, right. It takes a special kind
of person to be able to talk with that accent.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Reading about man kids team, maybe Mama's.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Listen, listen who watch Walking Dead? Right? Like Norman Reid
is Rick Grimes. They was all British, even even Masaul
was British. I would have never known. I thought they
was all Americans. So they do interviews and I love that.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Though when they do go and talk in their regular
British accent, it's like, oh, can you do that? But
I guess maybe as Americans were not going to be
like entertained if they're not talking like us.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, Spider Man had a British accent down with that
in New York.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Hey, Michael, Hey, Joe.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Michael Jewles is on too, because you you want to
talk to Jules.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Go ahead, Hey my man, Hey, hell my man.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
What's going on?
Speaker 7 (04:31):
Have you never watched Marry Poppins?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Spoon man?
Speaker 7 (04:41):
I remember that.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Too many drugs ago, bro.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
He's had too many spoons of shit.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
If I play if I play a song for twenty seconds,
that if you do it.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Ten seconds, it'll be okay, it's fair use. Are you
sure no more.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Than ten seconds?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Ten seconds for fair use?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I guess the right part.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
All right, hold on, let's just take a listening real quick.
Hold on, let me find hold on, hold on, hold on,
all right, let's see, we're all going to take a listening.
I can only play it for like a couple of seconds,
(05:27):
but ready everyone.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Spoonful of sugar helps them, Mixon, go down.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
That's kind of English.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I don't know if she's using it.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
There's no accent there.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Hold on, hold on, I got I got three more seconds,
I got three more.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Seconds, go down.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Just a spoonful of sugar.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I think, I think I think that's British.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Or you could play sound to because Julie Andrews sings
in that one too, and she sings with the British accent.
Do you know what I'm saying? Ray of golden sons.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
So that's the equation. You know, they decided to be real.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Are you trying to are you trying to say?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
What's what?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I don't know what he's trying to say, Molly.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
It's it's a, it's an, it's it's you know. It's
how they say aluminum in Britain they say aluminium. They
pronounce everything it's aluminium like it's aluminum.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
For British person and listening right now to calling for this,
Oh my god, all right, Michael, thank you for calling in.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Let's now talk Tom Sam. It's anomenally phenomenally okay, all right.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
As an ANIMALI uh huh okay, oh wait, hold on, ah, Marcia.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Marcia is offended by you.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Jewels.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Marcia is offended.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Because she is Jamaican and Marcia Jules says, oh, what
do you say?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Jules don't know.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
There is no fas of a Jamaican accent. We just
are intelligent people that when we're having a conversation with
somebody that does not understand the dialect, we have to
pre put it in a form so they can understand it.
But what we got we are with chat patois.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I love Patoa by the way, that's what I.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Said the platform.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
You like pat Thai. I've never had patoa though.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Answer are grew up in the Jamaican Haitian neighborhoods or no?
Speaker 7 (07:50):
Marcia?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yes, Marcia, can you say fourteen fourteen kids?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Thirteen? Baby Mama's real real by mine.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Real months for kids.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I want to talk to the British lady called him before.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Wait, you know what's actually kind of interesting for Marcia
and Jewels and everyone else. You know, normally we talk
about British accents. People call in, they get excited, They're like, Hey,
I'm I'm from Britain.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You know, I'm from the UK. I want to.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I want to give you my accent, and no one's
calling in now. It makes you wonder not real Jules
Autumn is Jules.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Them live, them lies, Them tell lies, lies often.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Marcia, you call him whenever you want one hell of
an accent. You actually brought up something last night. I
gotta be honest with you. I looked at and immediately left.
I showed my fiance and she goes, oh my god,
let's play. This was before I read everything that you
sent me, and our three names that we wrote down
(09:08):
were the three names that you wrote down. I swear
to god. We're live on ninety three to three FLZ.
It is the Joe Show.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
What's Hers?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
It's one of those go ahead and ask the question.
I don't want to take credit for this.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
This is my favorite. This is my favorite thing that's
ever been asked on the show.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I just want to know. Do all white girls have
the same middle name? Because everyone that I've met it's Marie,
it's Anne, or it's Lynn. Which one is I'm gonna
guess Alyssa, Anne, Alyssa Marie. I like a listen Marie.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
It's a listen Marie. Good job.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
I like that it has a ring to it.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Eight hundred and four on name, ninety three, ninety three.
When you think about the most common white girl middle names,
is it those.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Three theories like yep, and since I have on.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
This is what are you? What is yours?
Speaker 9 (10:14):
And oh my god, I'm we're two for two. We
gotta get a lyin.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah, we're looking for Lynn. Hey, you're a white girl
with the middle name winn calling.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Now you need a complete It's like the Infinity Stones
and you know with Thanos and Marvel, that's exactly what
it is. Eight hundred and four and nine ninety three,
ninety three. And since it's it's only fair jed that
the black girl gets to talk about the white we
can't talk about the black.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
What's funny is the girls in my in my immediate
family do not have the typical white girl middle name.
My mom's middle name is Gwen and my sister's name
is Mercedes.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Don't kill the bit, Sorry this guy kill in the
middle that we're not white, we're Jamaican, but Joe's Jamaican.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Well, your your race is white. Well yeah, but I'm
saying there are.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
White whenever you say that. By the way, I just
want to throw this in here. Now, you do know
that there are white Jamaicans, So saying that you're Jamaican,
my grandmother is black, So you would say my grandmother
is black, not Jamaican. Well okay, but do you follow
me what I'm saying? Like, that's not if I would say, right, Charity,
what's your middle name?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (11:33):
We got as complete.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
We can take over Tampa now everything, Yeah, Charity, Uh
what do you what? So? I I gotta ask Ashley. Now,
common black girl names. I compile the list. You tell
me if I'm right or wrong on this. Sexy Red. No,
that's not a middle name? No?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
OKAYU Beyonce?
Speaker 8 (12:01):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I wish really yeah, my sister actually has one of
the common middle names.
Speaker 7 (12:06):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Danielle?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Really?
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I know, No, I mean I definitely thought that, definitely
thought that.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Another one would be my mom's Raquel. Raquel.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I mean that's that far away. What's yours?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Very simple?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I knew that because that was your original radio it
was see, hey, justin, your girlfriend's middle name is Lynn?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, makes sense?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Has a daughter, her middle name will be Lynn.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
I have a daughter and her middle name is actually Lynn.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I like, I I went back and I don't remember
a lot of my exes middle names, but I mean
the ones that I do.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
It's like Ann and all of those Chelsea. What's your
middle name?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Michel?
Speaker 8 (13:06):
Okay, wait, I just called because it was different, that
it wasn't the same, and I am white.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
It's a middle name. It means Michael.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Oh, is it after like a grandpa or something.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
My father's name is Michael, and he wanted a boy
and he's German, so he named me Michel.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I got that.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
My grandma's name was Patricia, so my middle name Patrick, Yes,
and her middle name was Marie.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
But it makes sense.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
But my my alma is Annalise.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
And there you go. Elizabeth, Yes, your middle name is Lynn.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
What is with those three names?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I don't know. Now I'm trying to think of, like
what are like white guy middle names?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Oh yeah, I never thought.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
I hung up my man.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Call back and Elizabeth. I did not mean to do that.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Call back and call back John for sure, think of
Michael Johnames, Mina is Patrick luss Antonio.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Lucas Antonio, Lucas Antonio.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Because my grandpa's name was Antonio Carbollo.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Luke Antonio. You just need to go about it.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
My other brother's middle name is Thomas, after my dad.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
I feel like Thomas is a very common middle name. Yeah, Peter, Peter, John, Peter, Michael, Peter.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
You just got to go through the Yeah, that's pretty
much it.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, I feel like for guys, no matter the race,
it's all kind of the same.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I got a Frank. His middle names are Pat.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yeah, it's really like that's name of that. He'll be
all right. Yah, Lea Ann, I'm sorry, I guess it,
are you, Lea?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I know a couple of lean's are.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
No.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
I was calling by my sister. My sister's name is Lynn.
What her like her mom or Nana, her aunt or
her cousins on her mom's.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Either all what happened?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Why did we do that?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
That's lazy?
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I wonder why we did that, Like I wonder who decided?
Like that's it?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, those three, we've got three. It just flows though.
Every time. It's never been a case where the name
doesn't like match though, Stacey, And.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Does it make you feel good like having a uniquer
name than others?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
No, because my first name is Ashley.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Fair enough, they hit you. They went basic first, and
then I got double basics.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Jeffrey, I mean, Jeffries seems like a common you know, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I would say so.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
Jed Jeff, Jed, Jeff Jed Jeff another white girl one
that we can add to Grace Grace is another one.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Like Mary Grace, Caitlin Grace.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
You're right, Yeah, what's your niece's middle name?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
No, well, oh that's gonna be. That's gonna be the
next coming one. I think.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Oh yeah, Now it's gonna be like Twitter and a
Northern Star or Live on ninety three three FLZ. This
is the Joe Show. And Alyssa, my fiance, her best
friend Kylie. She's got like the cutest boy ever. His
name is Nolan, and Nolan's celebrating his first birthday in
two weekends. His real birthdays this weekend, but his birthday
(16:28):
parties next weekend.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I got invited. Not to brag.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I'm gonna be there, okay, you know, me just chilling.
It's at a pool though. So here's the reason why
I just said though to that. Uh, you know, I
feel like I need to be on pervert Watch. Maybe
it's just because I'm heightened with all the news and everything.
You can't trust anyone can't anyone owned an island. If
(16:52):
anyone ever says they own an island, can't trust them.
If anyone's like, hey, you want to go to my
party and they call it a freak off party, you
can't trust a lot of people are throwing freak cuff parties.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
What they call this party.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Well, I'm gonna be eyeing out the perverts. And here's
how you catch a pervert at a one year old's
pool party. You can't wear a bathing suit, and you
can't go in the water if you're an adult.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Yeah, you can't.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Oh you can't.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
If I show up in a bathing suit, I'm arresting
my son.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Honestly, it depends on the bathing suit for the guys
and the girls.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
No guy, unless you are Matt, the father, or maybe
the grandpa, maybe the brothers, maybe Kyl's brothers. Maybe other
than that, though, if I show up in a bathing suit, dude,
I shouldn't even show up in sandals.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I'm trying to think why you say it like that.
It does sound really weird.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
If I see an adult at a kid's birthday party
wearing a bathing suit, shut it down.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
You got it? We gotta replan that the.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Kids get in the water.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Dude, give him a flow.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
They'll be okay, we'll watch, nobody will drown.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
It's the same as like if you go to chuck
e cheese. Yeah, and you're above the age of twelve.
Why do we think a fourteen year old?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I know what you're thinking.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, after twelve, it's just like bro, even thirteen.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
It's like trying to vape in the ball pit, aren't you.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
So when do you wear into the pool party?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I'm wearing pants. Oh god, that's even more.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
That makes.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Those pants I was gonna wear like linen beach pants.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
No, all right, If wearing the bathing suit to a
kid's party is a foul, then call me pewee herman
and a pervert. Because I don't see any I guess
I'm a pervert.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Please.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
That is wrong with where I mean? I can't even
wear I can't even wear I can't even wear a
pair of board shorts to a birthday party.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Are don't want? Doesn't matter, Nope, I can't do it.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
So okay, So you're saying it's the time, so birth
it's just birthday parties, is what We're just that situation
in particular, don't give me another situation.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I'll tell you. Let's say I'm at a hotel pool
and there's kids playing on one end. I can't.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
I can't, and I'm on the complete other end of
the pool. I can't wear shorts to the pool.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
I'm saying, the kids are the hot tub, you get
in with them.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, then you're a pervert. Okay, that's where, Yeah you
can you can't do that. I won't do that.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, no, no, no, you can't you yeah no, no, no, no,
no weird you got you gotta be you just gotta
be aware of it. I have even thought about maybe
calling Kylie and being like, hey, I think we got
to rethink this. Like this thing yeah nowadays, twenty twenty five,
(20:06):
I don't like.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
It because the baby's turning one.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, it's mostly adults. It's mostly going to be adults.
So if really, like, I see maybe like five people
being allowed to wear bathing suits there the rest of
them out the water, you can't, And I'm gonna be watching.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I'm gonna be watching. I am going to be like, hey,
get out, get out, punishing the adults by being that
a one year old's birthday part. I might bring, I
might bring a whistle.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
You should as a lifeguarding.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Well no, all right, so there's the next thing. Lifeguards
can wear it.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, lifeguards because they're going to say the kids, because
no adults going to get in that water because they're
not wearing a bathing suit.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Hey, what's up, Goshka? Hey, how are you fantastic? Goshka?
What's up?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I question to your Joey is if you don't show
up in a bathing stood and getting a pool with
those kids, who's gonna throw them up and mess with them?
Speaker 4 (21:08):
That's the best thing that they you know, the.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Kids, the parents will do that. Yeah, no stranger should
be the kid.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
If you go to a pool party and you don't
have a kid and you start throwing kids, you might
be the pervert.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Oh you will not.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
If you're the best friends.
Speaker 8 (21:26):
You know, it's completely fine.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Now you're probably right, Kashka, I love you. I appreciate.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Yeah, ay your moment. Let's be real. The party ain't
even for the one year old. The one year old
don't even know what's having a party.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Oh yeah, no, one has no clue what's going on.
That kid was playing with a hose the other day, which.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
It's an excuse for adults who get drunk in the
one year old. They celebrating the one year olds like
Lance be real. So you can't be a PERV because
it's really for the adults. The kids don't know. I
don't even know it's his monthday.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, but the kids are in the you know what
I mean, Like, I don't.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
If the kid get together, all right, so check it out.
While the kids get together going on, you just don't
get in. But after a while, you know, the parents
are just gonna get rid of the kids and then
it becomes adult.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Party and that's fine.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
But but but.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
If one of those parents suggest a freak off, I'm leaving.
I'm not staying from it.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
I mean depend I mean, I mean depends what kind of.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Freak all though? How much? How much do you know
about freak off?
Speaker 4 (22:39):
I mean, it's what kind of freak all? So? Is
it like a secret getaway? I told you that. Man,
my name is Jay Diddy, except I don't like baby
or you are aqua for man.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
I'll talk to you tonight. Playing Fortnight a Fortnite, I
don't get it. But in the flight fortnit in the
eighteen and up lobby Christian, I.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
Don't think it's I think it's weird if you go
to a birthday party where they're swimming and you don't swim,
whether it's for a one year old or not, I
think it's weird to sit outside of the pool. Not
only that, but it's one hundred and fifty degrees outside
and you're just gonna sit there. Maybe what your tail
(23:28):
end off? Just because you don't want to feel like
a pervert.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Christian, don't you have kids though I do have kids.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Even if I didn't have kids, I don't have.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
They're gonna go, why are you going in there to
play with the kids? You don't even have a kid,
And I'll go, I don't know. That's a good point.
I bet you didn't think ye'd just do it. You're
the best Christian Monica one year old throwing a birthday party, Well,
(23:57):
his parents are there. Yeah, I don't think the one
year olds so the birthday party. But it's my fiance's
best friend's kid. He's cute, he's awesome. His name is Nolan.
Everyone should know Nolan. He's going to take over the
world one day. Anyways, I said that, Yeah, I said.
I said, I'm gonna be watching the adults. No adults
should wear swim trunks toool kids pool party.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
What do you think?
Speaker 5 (24:19):
I think you're looking at it totally wrong. Because my
whole family and like we're very close with their friends.
All our friends throw pool parties at my aunt's pool,
and it's a big pool, and it's always a pool
party because we're all born in the summertime, and the
kids are always in the forefoot, like they don't go
(24:39):
into the deep zone. The adults are always in the
deep zone. Why wouldn't you be in the pool if
there's a one year old in the pool and you're
their best friend. That makes it even more suspicious that
you could.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I hope one day he is my best friend.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
But the guy doesn't even speak yet, so it's hard
to kind of, you know, bond with someone who doesn't talk,
but to.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Look at you like Joe, Wat's not in the pool
with us.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Because I'm on pervert watch, That's what I'm gonna say,
Or you're the pervert from outside the pool who's watching it.
I'm gonna be any.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Perverts to the party.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
There shouldn't be no pervs out of one year old brother.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
But if but if I'm a PERV, I'm trying to
get to a one year old's party. No one clipped
that either.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Oh my god, think about that. Listen.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I'm always thinking. I'm always thinking, and and shout out
to anyone who's like me, who's just trying.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
To watch out for those perves.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
He's on purf watch, be careful, perfect on perf watch, patrol.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
To because of all the perverse. You're not going to
go into the water at the water park because you
might be considered a perverse.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Well, let me ask you a question, Monica. Does the
water park have a wave pool?
Speaker 8 (26:01):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
All right, Well then I'm getting I never want to
turn down Waite.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
This
What do you believe is not real? Eight hundred four
Ohn nine ninety three, ninety three you could text in
it ninety seven seven two zero. What do you believe
is not real? Is there anything that you know that
it could be? The moon landing?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Do you believe we landed on the moon? Yes, I
just think that the footage was faked.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
But what don't I believe is real?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Hmmm?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Don't I believe a lot of stuff? I'm gullible. I'll
be the first to say that I am very gullible.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Eight hundred four O nine ninety three. If you're questioning something, hello, go.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
On and heyo, my man, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Hey? Oh my man?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
All weekend long, you've been saying this to me, and
all weekend long, it's fake.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I don't care. I'm staying on that hill. I'm a fan.
I die on that mountain.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
British accents are fake. It's fake. It's not real.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Why don't you believe it's real?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
All? Right, here we go. I'm gonna do this right now, right.
Can you sing in a British accent?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I don't think you can't. You can't write adele you
hear her sing? Does he sing in a British accent?
All right? Boom right? You got these actors that that like, like,
what's the dude that played thought? Ain't he like British?
All right? Right? Does he act in a British accent?
Speaker 5 (01:40):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
But he off the set he founds American, been off
sat he talks British like that. Do we have American
actors acting British? No, because it's a fake accent. They
can only pull it off. That's theirs saying they're faking it.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Why do you think now, I'm like, I'm mind blowing.
I never thought about that.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
How many British singers do we have? Name of popular
British Let's go about the Spice Girls? How about that?
You know, because that's the only one I could think of?
Did they sing in Britain?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
They really?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
When they really think in American.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
I will give an example of a British singer who
can sing British. Ozzy Osbourne, for sure, there's a lot
of Aussie tracks where he sounds British.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
That's not a good example of one. I was gonna say.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
There's a track called in My Life, which is a
Beatles cover, and he sounds British.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
He's like in my life, I love.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Like a Molly album cut like you went in now
if you listen to like war Pigs or or or
like oh my god, a crazy that's that Zeppy song.
A matter of fact, led Zeppelin. Let's go to let
Zeppelin if you want to go that far? Did they
say exit?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I mean I.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Thought about it a lot, And I mean when I
say that, Jules has talked about this a lot. We
one day, I think we played video games for like
five hours, for five straight hours, he just talked about this.
He's a big non believer in these accents. But then
he tried to say to that Jamaican accents aren't.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Really those are real.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
It's an accent, man, don't do it real good, mone
This is an accent from the island. I'm I'll tell you.
Don't speak back to American like there's nothing. They come
right back to this, right. It takes a special kind
of person to be able to talk with that accent.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Reading about man kids team, maybe Mama's.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Listen, listen who watch Walking Dead? Right? Like Norman Reid
is Rick Grimes. They was all British, even even Masaul
was British. I would have never known. I thought they
was all Americans. So they do interviews and I love that.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Though when they do go and talk in their regular
British accent, it's like, oh, can you do that? But
I guess maybe as Americans were not going to be
like entertained if they're not talking like us.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, Spider Man had a British accent down with that
in New York.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Hey, Michael, Hey, Joe.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Michael Jewles is on too, because you you want to
talk to Jules.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Go ahead, Hey my man, Hey, hell my man.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
What's going on?
Speaker 7 (04:31):
Have you never watched Marry Poppins?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Spoon man?
Speaker 7 (04:41):
I remember that.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Too many drugs ago, bro.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
He's had too many spoons of shit.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
If I play if I play a song for twenty seconds,
that if you do it.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Ten seconds, it'll be okay, it's fair use. Are you
sure no more.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Than ten seconds?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Ten seconds for fair use?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I guess the right part.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
All right, hold on, let's just take a listening real quick.
Hold on, let me find hold on, hold on, hold on,
all right, let's see, we're all going to take a listening.
I can only play it for like a couple of seconds,
(05:27):
but ready everyone.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Spoonful of sugar helps them, Mixon, go down.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
That's kind of English.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I don't know if she's using it.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
There's no accent there.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Hold on, hold on, I got I got three more seconds,
I got three more.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Seconds, go down.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Just a spoonful of sugar.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I think, I think I think that's British.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Or you could play sound to because Julie Andrews sings
in that one too, and she sings with the British accent.
Do you know what I'm saying? Ray of golden sons.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
So that's the equation. You know, they decided to be real.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Are you trying to are you trying to say?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
What's what?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I don't know what he's trying to say, Molly.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
It's it's a, it's an, it's it's you know. It's
how they say aluminum in Britain they say aluminium. They
pronounce everything it's aluminium like it's aluminum.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
For British person and listening right now to calling for this,
Oh my god, all right, Michael, thank you for calling in.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Let's now talk Tom Sam. It's anomenally phenomenally okay, all right.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
As an ANIMALI uh huh okay, oh wait, hold on, ah, Marcia.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Marcia is offended by you.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Jewels.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Marcia is offended.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Because she is Jamaican and Marcia Jules says, oh, what
do you say?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Jules don't know.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
There is no fas of a Jamaican accent. We just
are intelligent people that when we're having a conversation with
somebody that does not understand the dialect, we have to
pre put it in a form so they can understand it.
But what we got we are with chat patois.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I love Patoa by the way, that's what I.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Said the platform.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
You like pat Thai. I've never had patoa though.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Answer are grew up in the Jamaican Haitian neighborhoods or no?
Speaker 7 (07:50):
Marcia?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yes, Marcia, can you say fourteen fourteen kids?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Thirteen? Baby Mama's real real by mine.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Real months for kids.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I want to talk to the British lady called him before.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Wait, you know what's actually kind of interesting for Marcia
and Jewels and everyone else. You know, normally we talk
about British accents. People call in, they get excited, They're like, Hey,
I'm I'm from Britain.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You know, I'm from the UK. I want to.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I want to give you my accent, and no one's
calling in now. It makes you wonder not real Jules
Autumn is Jules.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Them live, them lies, Them tell lies, lies often.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Marcia, you call him whenever you want one hell of
an accent. You actually brought up something last night. I
gotta be honest with you. I looked at and immediately left.
I showed my fiance and she goes, oh my god,
let's play. This was before I read everything that you
sent me, and our three names that we wrote down
(09:08):
were the three names that you wrote down. I swear
to god. We're live on ninety three to three FLZ.
It is the Joe Show.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
What's Hers?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
It's one of those go ahead and ask the question.
I don't want to take credit for this.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
This is my favorite. This is my favorite thing that's
ever been asked on the show.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I just want to know. Do all white girls have
the same middle name? Because everyone that I've met it's Marie,
it's Anne, or it's Lynn. Which one is I'm gonna
guess Alyssa, Anne, Alyssa Marie. I like a listen Marie.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
It's a listen Marie. Good job.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
I like that it has a ring to it.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Eight hundred and four on name, ninety three, ninety three.
When you think about the most common white girl middle names,
is it those.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Three theories like yep, and since I have on.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
This is what are you? What is yours?
Speaker 9 (10:14):
And oh my god, I'm we're two for two. We
gotta get a lyin.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah, we're looking for Lynn. Hey, you're a white girl
with the middle name winn calling.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Now you need a complete It's like the Infinity Stones
and you know with Thanos and Marvel, that's exactly what
it is. Eight hundred and four and nine ninety three,
ninety three. And since it's it's only fair jed that
the black girl gets to talk about the white we
can't talk about the black.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
What's funny is the girls in my in my immediate
family do not have the typical white girl middle name.
My mom's middle name is Gwen and my sister's name
is Mercedes.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Don't kill the bit, Sorry this guy kill in the
middle that we're not white, we're Jamaican, but Joe's Jamaican.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Well, your your race is white. Well yeah, but I'm
saying there are.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
White whenever you say that. By the way, I just
want to throw this in here. Now, you do know
that there are white Jamaicans, So saying that you're Jamaican,
my grandmother is black, So you would say my grandmother
is black, not Jamaican. Well okay, but do you follow
me what I'm saying? Like, that's not if I would say, right, Charity,
what's your middle name?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (11:33):
We got as complete.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
We can take over Tampa now everything, Yeah, Charity, Uh
what do you what? So? I I gotta ask Ashley. Now,
common black girl names. I compile the list. You tell
me if I'm right or wrong on this. Sexy Red. No,
that's not a middle name? No?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
OKAYU Beyonce?
Speaker 8 (12:01):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I wish really yeah, my sister actually has one of
the common middle names.
Speaker 7 (12:06):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Danielle?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Really?
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I know, No, I mean I definitely thought that, definitely
thought that.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Another one would be my mom's Raquel. Raquel.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I mean that's that far away. What's yours?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Very simple?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I knew that because that was your original radio it
was see, hey, justin, your girlfriend's middle name is Lynn?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, makes sense?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Has a daughter, her middle name will be Lynn.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
I have a daughter and her middle name is actually Lynn.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I like, I I went back and I don't remember
a lot of my exes middle names, but I mean
the ones that I do.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
It's like Ann and all of those Chelsea. What's your
middle name?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Michel?
Speaker 8 (13:06):
Okay, wait, I just called because it was different, that
it wasn't the same, and I am white.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
It's a middle name. It means Michael.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Oh, is it after like a grandpa or something.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
My father's name is Michael, and he wanted a boy
and he's German, so he named me Michel.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I got that.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
My grandma's name was Patricia, so my middle name Patrick, Yes,
and her middle name was Marie.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
But it makes sense.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
But my my alma is Annalise.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
And there you go. Elizabeth, Yes, your middle name is Lynn.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
What is with those three names?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I don't know. Now I'm trying to think of, like
what are like white guy middle names?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Oh yeah, I never thought.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
I hung up my man.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Call back and Elizabeth. I did not mean to do that.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Call back and call back John for sure, think of
Michael Johnames, Mina is Patrick luss Antonio.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Lucas Antonio, Lucas Antonio.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Because my grandpa's name was Antonio Carbollo.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Luke Antonio. You just need to go about it.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
My other brother's middle name is Thomas, after my dad.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
I feel like Thomas is a very common middle name. Yeah, Peter, Peter, John, Peter, Michael, Peter.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
You just got to go through the Yeah, that's pretty
much it.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, I feel like for guys, no matter the race,
it's all kind of the same.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I got a Frank. His middle names are Pat.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yeah, it's really like that's name of that. He'll be
all right. Yah, Lea Ann, I'm sorry, I guess it,
are you, Lea?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I know a couple of lean's are.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
No.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
I was calling by my sister. My sister's name is Lynn.
What her like her mom or Nana, her aunt or
her cousins on her mom's.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Either all what happened?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Why did we do that?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
That's lazy?
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I wonder why we did that, Like I wonder who decided?
Like that's it?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, those three, we've got three. It just flows though.
Every time. It's never been a case where the name
doesn't like match though, Stacey, And.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Does it make you feel good like having a uniquer
name than others?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
No, because my first name is Ashley.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Fair enough, they hit you. They went basic first, and
then I got double basics.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Jeffrey, I mean, Jeffries seems like a common you know, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I would say so.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
Jed Jeff, Jed, Jeff Jed Jeff another white girl one
that we can add to Grace Grace is another one.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Like Mary Grace, Caitlin Grace.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
You're right, Yeah, what's your niece's middle name?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
No, well, oh that's gonna be. That's gonna be the
next coming one. I think.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Oh yeah, Now it's gonna be like Twitter and a
Northern Star or Live on ninety three three FLZ. This
is the Joe Show. And Alyssa, my fiance, her best
friend Kylie. She's got like the cutest boy ever. His
name is Nolan, and Nolan's celebrating his first birthday in
two weekends. His real birthdays this weekend, but his birthday
(16:28):
parties next weekend.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I got invited. Not to brag.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I'm gonna be there, okay, you know, me just chilling.
It's at a pool though. So here's the reason why
I just said though to that. Uh, you know, I
feel like I need to be on pervert Watch. Maybe
it's just because I'm heightened with all the news and everything.
You can't trust anyone can't anyone owned an island. If
(16:52):
anyone ever says they own an island, can't trust them.
If anyone's like, hey, you want to go to my
party and they call it a freak off party, you
can't trust a lot of people are throwing freak cuff parties.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
What they call this party.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Well, I'm gonna be eyeing out the perverts. And here's
how you catch a pervert at a one year old's
pool party. You can't wear a bathing suit, and you
can't go in the water if you're an adult.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Yeah, you can't.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Oh you can't.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
If I show up in a bathing suit, I'm arresting
my son.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Honestly, it depends on the bathing suit for the guys
and the girls.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
No guy, unless you are Matt, the father, or maybe
the grandpa, maybe the brothers, maybe Kyl's brothers. Maybe other
than that, though, if I show up in a bathing suit, dude,
I shouldn't even show up in sandals.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I'm trying to think why you say it like that.
It does sound really weird.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
If I see an adult at a kid's birthday party
wearing a bathing suit, shut it down.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
You got it? We gotta replan that the.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Kids get in the water.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Dude, give him a flow.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
They'll be okay, we'll watch, nobody will drown.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
It's the same as like if you go to chuck
e cheese. Yeah, and you're above the age of twelve.
Why do we think a fourteen year old?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I know what you're thinking.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, after twelve, it's just like bro, even thirteen.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
It's like trying to vape in the ball pit, aren't you.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
So when do you wear into the pool party?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I'm wearing pants. Oh god, that's even more.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
That makes.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Those pants I was gonna wear like linen beach pants.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
No, all right, If wearing the bathing suit to a
kid's party is a foul, then call me pewee herman
and a pervert. Because I don't see any I guess
I'm a pervert.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Please.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
That is wrong with where I mean? I can't even
wear I can't even wear I can't even wear a
pair of board shorts to a birthday party.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Are don't want? Doesn't matter, Nope, I can't do it.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
So okay, So you're saying it's the time, so birth
it's just birthday parties, is what We're just that situation
in particular, don't give me another situation.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I'll tell you. Let's say I'm at a hotel pool
and there's kids playing on one end. I can't.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
I can't, and I'm on the complete other end of
the pool. I can't wear shorts to the pool.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
I'm saying, the kids are the hot tub, you get
in with them.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, then you're a pervert. Okay, that's where, Yeah you
can you can't do that. I won't do that.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, no, no, no, you can't you yeah no, no, no, no,
no weird you got you gotta be you just gotta
be aware of it. I have even thought about maybe
calling Kylie and being like, hey, I think we got
to rethink this. Like this thing yeah nowadays, twenty twenty five,
(20:06):
I don't like.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
It because the baby's turning one.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, it's mostly adults. It's mostly going to be adults.
So if really, like, I see maybe like five people
being allowed to wear bathing suits there the rest of
them out the water, you can't, And I'm gonna be watching.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I'm gonna be watching. I am going to be like, hey,
get out, get out, punishing the adults by being that
a one year old's birthday part. I might bring, I
might bring a whistle.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
You should as a lifeguarding.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Well no, all right, so there's the next thing. Lifeguards
can wear it.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, lifeguards because they're going to say the kids, because
no adults going to get in that water because they're
not wearing a bathing suit.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Hey, what's up, Goshka? Hey, how are you fantastic? Goshka?
What's up?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I question to your Joey is if you don't show
up in a bathing stood and getting a pool with
those kids, who's gonna throw them up and mess with them?
Speaker 4 (21:08):
That's the best thing that they you know, the.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Kids, the parents will do that. Yeah, no stranger should
be the kid.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
If you go to a pool party and you don't
have a kid and you start throwing kids, you might
be the pervert.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Oh you will not.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
If you're the best friends.
Speaker 8 (21:26):
You know, it's completely fine.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Now you're probably right, Kashka, I love you. I appreciate.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Yeah, ay your moment. Let's be real. The party ain't
even for the one year old. The one year old
don't even know what's having a party.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Oh yeah, no, one has no clue what's going on.
That kid was playing with a hose the other day, which.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
It's an excuse for adults who get drunk in the
one year old. They celebrating the one year olds like
Lance be real. So you can't be a PERV because
it's really for the adults. The kids don't know. I
don't even know it's his monthday.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, but the kids are in the you know what
I mean, Like, I don't.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
If the kid get together, all right, so check it out.
While the kids get together going on, you just don't
get in. But after a while, you know, the parents
are just gonna get rid of the kids and then
it becomes adult.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Party and that's fine.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
But but but.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
If one of those parents suggest a freak off, I'm leaving.
I'm not staying from it.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
I mean depend I mean, I mean depends what kind of.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Freak all though? How much? How much do you know
about freak off?
Speaker 4 (22:39):
I mean, it's what kind of freak all? So? Is
it like a secret getaway? I told you that. Man,
my name is Jay Diddy, except I don't like baby
or you are aqua for man.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
I'll talk to you tonight. Playing Fortnight a Fortnite, I
don't get it. But in the flight fortnit in the
eighteen and up lobby Christian, I.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
Don't think it's I think it's weird if you go
to a birthday party where they're swimming and you don't swim,
whether it's for a one year old or not, I
think it's weird to sit outside of the pool. Not
only that, but it's one hundred and fifty degrees outside
and you're just gonna sit there. Maybe what your tail
(23:28):
end off? Just because you don't want to feel like
a pervert.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Christian, don't you have kids though I do have kids.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Even if I didn't have kids, I don't have.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
They're gonna go, why are you going in there to
play with the kids? You don't even have a kid,
And I'll go, I don't know. That's a good point.
I bet you didn't think ye'd just do it. You're
the best Christian Monica one year old throwing a birthday party, Well,
(23:57):
his parents are there. Yeah, I don't think the one
year olds so the birthday party. But it's my fiance's
best friend's kid. He's cute, he's awesome. His name is Nolan.
Everyone should know Nolan. He's going to take over the
world one day. Anyways, I said that, Yeah, I said.
I said, I'm gonna be watching the adults. No adults
should wear swim trunks toool kids pool party.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
What do you think?
Speaker 5 (24:19):
I think you're looking at it totally wrong. Because my
whole family and like we're very close with their friends.
All our friends throw pool parties at my aunt's pool,
and it's a big pool, and it's always a pool
party because we're all born in the summertime, and the
kids are always in the forefoot, like they don't go
(24:39):
into the deep zone. The adults are always in the
deep zone. Why wouldn't you be in the pool if
there's a one year old in the pool and you're
their best friend. That makes it even more suspicious that
you could.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I hope one day he is my best friend.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
But the guy doesn't even speak yet, so it's hard
to kind of, you know, bond with someone who doesn't talk,
but to.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Look at you like Joe, Wat's not in the pool
with us.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Because I'm on pervert watch, That's what I'm gonna say,
Or you're the pervert from outside the pool who's watching it.
I'm gonna be any.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Perverts to the party.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
There shouldn't be no pervs out of one year old brother.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
But if but if I'm a PERV, I'm trying to
get to a one year old's party. No one clipped
that either.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Oh my god, think about that. Listen.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I'm always thinking. I'm always thinking, and and shout out
to anyone who's like me, who's just trying.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
To watch out for those perves.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
He's on purf watch, be careful, perfect on perf watch, patrol.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
To because of all the perverse. You're not going to
go into the water at the water park because you
might be considered a perverse.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Well, let me ask you a question, Monica. Does the
water park have a wave pool?
Speaker 8 (26:01):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
All right, Well then I'm getting I never want to
turn down Waite.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
This
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