December 20, 2024 • 36 mins
We continue our annual Clips of the Year Show, featuring the months of April, May & June!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George
Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong, Joe, Ketty.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Arm Strong, and Jack, Katie and He.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Armstrong and Yetty Welcome to the clips of the year's show.
Last live show of the year. Then we'll take a
couple of weeks off, which we've earned. Do you think
it's easy to come in every day and ramble a
couple of hours about what you saw in the news
last night?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It's not Hi.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
We got this note from Let's see It's g. Are
you effing kidding me? Another vacation?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Just kidding?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Been listening since the eighteen hundreds show you help me
get out of bed in the morning. Merry Christmas to
you and your family. Save travels. That made me laugh
out loud.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Thanks G.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Speaking of travels since the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Speaking of travels, I don't care about the government shut
down at all. I mean, I just don't care. But
two quick things. One, all the mainstream media blaming Elon
must he's a neophight, he doesn't understand politics, he's out
of his depth. And yeah, like this has all been
going smoothly all these years before.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Elon got involved. This is a new thing. Weird committing
financial suicide.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Wow, because we have never had any shutdown cliff government
shut down almost ear things before, only Elon. And secondly,
you might wonder TSA. So the government's going to shut
down at midnight tonight barring something and TSA is excluded
because it's essential, so it shouldn't have any effect on
your travel. Yes, excellent, excellent. The weather, on the other hand,
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is another check. Yeah, yeah, that's not good. So much
to squeeze in today, but we need to get right
to Clips of the Year.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
We've made it to April.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
If you missed our one, As always, you should subscribed
to Armstrong and Getty on demand the podcast so you
can go back and get stuff you couldn't listen to live.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
But this is the beginning of April Clips of the Year.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
A massive escalation as air strikes target a building belonging
to the Iranian embassy in Syria. The top Irani in general,
Mohammed Sahadi, reportedly killed in the strikes.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Iran in this moment.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
And one word don't, don't don't.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Iran has just responded.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
About thirty minutes ago, more than three hundred drones and
missiles launched at Israel.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
The US fighters alone shooting down those eighty armed drones.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I can't imagine a better day.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You STUMPO. I don't like the sound of that squish.
If it doesn't fit, you must have quit. Two months ago, O. J.
Simpson dispelled rumors that he was close to death. At Thursday,
we learned he lost his battle with cancer.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I'm just saying it.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Is especially important that we remember the power of young
people shaping this country.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Is there something that what he's doing. I really don't know.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
I'm pretty sure that you know what and why is
joining about that?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
So much more educated you are less.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You're boss, Be glad, be grateful that I'm not just
going out and murdering Zias.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You are funding Dannis Side.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
Because you guys are all horrible human beings and Jesus
probably would have killed you himself.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
And so when these fools ask us if Israel has
the right to exist, the.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
Chant death to Israel has become the most logical chant.
Imagine what we can do next four more years. The
next question, who I call him?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Next thing?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I hear, my misty, that's all I's not.
Speaker 8 (04:11):
Is that important foreign products I'm exporting for their products.
He got shut down in New Guinea and they never
found the body because there used to be a lot
of cannibals, for real in that part.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Of New Guinea.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
This guy lies. What he lies most about is his
golf handicap. He's not only is he not a six,
he's not a thirty six. No, no, no, let's be
very clear.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
You gotta actually ask me the question in context of
what it was said, right and what it was said.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Calling on fucking Joe to debate anytime, any place, We'll
do it anyway you.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Want, Joe.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
President Biden has a much worse threat of democracy.
Speaker 9 (04:54):
Trump may be playing Russian Roulette, but continuation of the
Biden administration as nationals side.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Donald Trump, yeses, mob President, Donald Trump, Yes, Mob President.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Let's go.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
Oh boy?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
That was action packed.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I mean, in terms of clips of the year nominees,
I think the college protesters, all those clips together with
the do you know what nmy is doing?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
About a lot?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I wish you were more educated. They're out there freaking
protesting and they have no idea.
Speaker 10 (05:28):
Why.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
How much does that tell you? Also, though, short Katie,
the four War years, Paws Paws and keeping in mind
now friends, This is April.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
It was two more months until the debate in which
the entire Democratic Party other than Dean Phillips, that the young.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Congressman ran against Bud. The entire party is saying, oh,
he's sharp as tack.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
You can hardly keep up with them, and he's fantastic,
And it was several months before he dropped out. Also,
perhaps worthy clip of the year, just because I quoted
him so many times, is Bob Barr saying Trump maybe
Russian roulette, but continuation of Biden would be national suicide.
I thought that was from a moderate Republican respected on
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both sides.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Of the aisle.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
That was powerful, made an impression on me.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Coming up, we'll share with Katie the complete list of
things Jack has never had nor done.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
It's so excited about this.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Continue on with our list of band names from this year,
including Aquatic Drones, Chilean Ninjas, Poaching Manades my new indie
rock band, as opposed to Dutch Milking Robots, my new
punk band. All right, let's keep keep on keeping on.
This is the second half of April Clips of the year.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Donald Trump will become the first former president to stand
trial as a criminal defendant.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
It's a sham, it's a political witch child.
Speaker 10 (07:08):
And I'm sitting here for days now, from morning till night,
and that freezing freezing.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Non disclosure agreements are not illegal, and neither is trying
to influence an election.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Blanche called that quote democracy, James. The folks in Ukraine
are breathing a huge side relief.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
This is a historical moment.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I want to thank you for such significant support the.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Prudent triumph triumphs in Ukraine.
Speaker 8 (07:41):
The next move of Russian forcers could very well be
a direct attack on a NATO ally.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
In fact, a reverence for the truth might be a
distraction that's getting in the way of finding common ground
and getting things done.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Good squatters have rights.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Property should just sit, and if they are they should
be seized by people who need them.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
It's probably time for us to dissolve our marriage altogether.
Speaker 9 (08:14):
This administration will begin to cancel up to twenty thousand
dollars in interest for millions of borrowers.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
It is every three hundred and seventy five years for a.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Total solar eclipse to occur.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
It's unbelievable. I did not know you're unbelievable. We felt
something truly you rack up and I want to do
it again. It was so wonderful. You know, I'm a
cat right now, I'm a giant cat. Regular that feeling
when it gets too close to your eardrum, it's like that,
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you know, time is ten. It was like a high
pitched metallic drilling noise. This card over here is for
when you're being harassed. It says you got me. It
gives them instructions on how they can help you.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I'm praying that this twenty dollars will actually do something
for me and my children.
Speaker 10 (09:09):
Does something that they're able to go through the security
system and get away with all that money is it's
a shocker.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You've gotta be kidding me. Peyton n Match is a
career high with nine threes. Happy trans Day of Visibility.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
A Transvestite Recognition Day, transgender I'm sorry, Guy's a slip
of the top.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
And each sex is deserving an equal opportunity, privacy, and safety.
It's wild that we live in a time where that
now requires bravery.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I think maybe NPR CEO Catherine Mayer with their statement
that sometimes looking for the truth actually gets in the
way of building consensus pretty good. I don't know if
it's a clip of the year in terms of entertainment,
but it might be one of the more important things
out there that someone at the highest level of education
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believes that sort of crap.
Speaker 11 (10:09):
Yes, Katie, my vote on that one is Trump with
the thirty milkshakes. And also some chicken. Yes, also to
be chicken, absolutely has to be. I mean that I
could see you making that clip of the ear. That's
how much I like that.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Oh no, no, I know how amused you were by that.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
I love And also some chicken, like the Republicans and
Democrats in Congress right now, Jack, we may have to
reach a difficult compromise.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
That cannot be the clip of the year. Hope Elon
Musk doesn't insert himself. That'll just make it more difficult.
Thirty milkshakes and also some chicken. It's weirdly amusing. Oh yeah, uh.
And I forgot.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
I forgot so much of that stuff. The hubbub towards
the beginning of the year, with the colleges and the protests.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
And all that sort of stuff. What a crazy time.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Yeah, yeah, absolute true. So we could take a breaks,
am I in time and come back. We still have
a lot of clips of the year to squeeze in,
not to mention the band named book titles, original air names.
A few facts about Gladys Michael.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yo, I'll enjoy that a lot.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
I don't know if Gladys will like it, but yeah,
Gladys is our heart player. So we've got all that
on the way. I hope you can stay here. Last
show of the year.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Man.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
We got a text from somebody who said their favorite
thing is the list of things I've never done every year,
So I guess we'll get to that later in the show.
We will absolutely get to that. We'll try to squeeze
it in this hour. I remember, Jack, it was years
and years ago that we first interviewed Gladys. Our heart
player plays that riff, that same riff anytime we reminisce
about things long ago. Few facts we learned about Gladys
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this year, compiled by Mary and the Hope.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Thanks Mary.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
She is a World War One vet right, and it's
affected her hearing. She's just sticking around for the health.
And she had a threesome with Herbert Hoover and Charles
Lindburgh in nineteen twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh my god. She claims to have carpool tunnel syndrome.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
But there's a video of her playing pickleball on the weekend.
She was at the convention when they nominated Theodore Roosevelt.
They were briefly linked. And finally she is trying to
quit caffeine. But there's no time for sense civility. You've
got to plunge ahead. As we look back, it's May
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the clips of the year.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
The vibes in here are amazing today.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
Times more time.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
From the record, juven.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
I mean, it's crazy to say because we're on an
ivy of the campus, but this is like basic humanitarian
aid we're asking for, Like could people please to have
a glass?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I'm a UCLA student.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I deserve to go here, repatuition. This is our school.
They went at each other with pepper spray. They went
at each other with firecrackers. About half of those were
not students at all. But Outzeider's everything, everything about this
is lawless. I'm choosing a lad. Had enough this maybe.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Biden's Vietnam.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
On the other hand, I'm a gifted puppeteer and I
wanted to introduce you to my puppets.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Fuzzy Bear, Fuzzy, what do you think? I'm glad they
whooped for ass.
Speaker 12 (13:42):
I wish think.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Wood four ass.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Oh Fuzzy beat them down and took away their camp.
I hope that's spreads all across the country.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
You better believe I want this man to go down
and rotten side for what he did to me and
my family. That is the best proof that you have
that if they're gonna get him going or get him coming,
this is law fair.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
This is a champrial.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Where's the crime? There is no crime.
Speaker 10 (14:13):
I've been indicted more than the Great Alphonse Capone, the
late Great Haible elector.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
He's a wonderful man.
Speaker 10 (14:20):
He oftentimes would have a friend for dinner, a press
and you're standing ovation from the assembled masses.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
The round with us.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
He's getting right now. He's pretty saggering.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
If you like puppies, you're not gonna like Christy.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
No, because she murders puppies.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
You said he smelled and would chase kids, so you
took him to the gravel pit and shot him twice.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
How how do you justify that? How was the goat
a threat?
Speaker 10 (14:50):
So?
Speaker 5 (14:50):
How many people is enough people to be attacked and
dangerously hurt before you make a decision.
Speaker 12 (14:56):
On a dog?
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Mexico has elected as first woman. President congratulations, screamed Hillary
Clinton into a pillow.
Speaker 12 (15:06):
President Baden is in trouble politically. He's pulling right up
there with fungal infect This action will help us to
gain control over bore.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
We're taking it to the drug cartels.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
How do we have a large body of people that
are in our city and country that are excellent swimmers.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
It is my testimony that the border is secure, Just.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Very simple one there at the end. The border is secure.
Might be the clip of the year.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
And I forgot about Fuzzy Bear.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Yeah, Fuzzy I would have lived the rest of my
life never having thought about Fuzzy Bear.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Fuzzy needs to come back.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Yeah, Fuzzy is my puppet who doesn't give an s
what might get us in trouble.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
He just says what he's thinking. He speaks truth, Yes
he does.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
But yeah, that border cliff from the river to the
say all those freaking college radicals have no idea that
they couldn't name the river nor the sea, that they
have no grasp but hit, they're just indoctrinated by their
their professors.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, the border is secure.
Speaker 11 (16:22):
Ugh, that's my testimony that I can't wait to never
hear from him again.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yeah, no kidding, where's that?
Speaker 10 (16:28):
You know?
Speaker 4 (16:29):
And that waste of skin is probably gonna go run
some organization with an incredibly high salary. Yeah, because that's
what those people do. Seriously, he should be skinned in
his skin given to burn victims, wow, accident victims and
those badly sunburned.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
He is literally a waste of skin. Now that's a
hot take. He should be skinned. That sounded like something
Fuzzy bears. Yes, exactly, not not. The actual hostess showed
it was his line, not mine. I read his line. Sorry.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
We've got more clips of the year on the way,
which we will get to as we try to narrow
down the clip of the year. We got some more
of the band names and other stuff too. I hope
you can stay here. Clips of the ear show.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Armstrong and Getty.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
And I hadn't worn this coat in a while, and
I thought, what is that in my pocket? And it's
a fork, like an actual metal table fork.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
We should add a guessing game. That would have been fun.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
And it's sticky because of pie. Because I was sitting
in the parking lot, I took a fork with me
to the grocery store. Knowing I would eat the pie
in the parking lot and I wanted a real fork,
which is one of the reasons my New Year's resolution
is to give up baked goods. And I will be
asking all of you for your New Year's as resolutions
later in the show. Well, i'd say high grade for
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planning to have an actual fork in your pocket. A
really confusing juxtaposition of self discipline and utter lack of
self discipline in that story.
Speaker 11 (17:55):
Ok, I have to tell you I fork was not
on my Bingo card for that.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, exactly. We could have guessed all day and I
gotten there. So coming up this half hour blockbuster half hour,
we've got to finish up May and get into June
Clips of the Year plus next segment, things Jack has
never done, had nor done. It's an amazing list, difficult
to explain, but you'll get it when you hear it.
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But first let's plunge on into May. It's Coy Clips
of the Year, gonna.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Make my day.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Pal Let's pick the Dace Donald. I hear you're free on.
Speaker 7 (18:35):
Wednesday, Lease blind bad built butch body?
Speaker 8 (18:39):
Oh what now?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yeah, you're not. You don't have enough intelligence? True girl,
baby girl? Oh really even play. Here's a little ditty
about jewsing hermus these.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Are degenerate savages. How I'm off. We're not going to
supply the weapons and artillery shells, use.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
The artillery shells as well. Yeah, this is insane.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my friggin life.
Speaker 9 (19:06):
The Biding administration moving forward with a one billion dollar
arms deal with Israel after suspending a ship into thirty
five hundred bombs last week.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Thank you, doctor Fouchi for your parents.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Today, the investigation of doctor Fauci shows he is an
honorable public servant and he is not a comic book
super villain.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Do you represent science, mister Fauci?
Speaker 6 (19:26):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (19:27):
Or no?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Doctor Marria tetisfied that he could walk into your office
anytime he wanted to.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Is that true?
Speaker 10 (19:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
That did he ever walk into your office? I would
say he did occasionally.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
Is much more important than jail set close At times,
Stormy Daniels appeared really quite tense. She testified Trump was
on the bed in his boxer shorts and T shirt.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Forgive the punds straight from the horse's mouth. This is
one of the low moments in American history.
Speaker 12 (19:58):
His it is.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
The trio of House committee chairs accused James Biden and
Hunter Biden of lying to congressional investigators.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Hunter Biden was a crack cocaine user, using roughly every
twenty minutes at times.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
The crack takes you into the darkest recesses of your soul.
We're working expeditiously.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Though we're very short order. We'll have the what is
short order mean?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Well? The uh some of this stuff gets.
Speaker 9 (20:32):
They boy, Scouts of America is changing its name, soon
to be known as Scouting America.
Speaker 10 (20:39):
Me.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
The announcement is about me. Well, color me intrigue.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
The less secure and confident you feel in the direction,
the more surprises and excitement you will have in store.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
That's good. Oh and I didn't want to see. I
didn't want to look and see how bad it was.
I didn't know if like my kneecap.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Was all or what?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Oh boy, well when was that? What was the time
period on that? That's when I had my recond f A. Yeah,
so is a bad built bitch body and bitch each body? Whatever?
She said, the girl, baby girl, the same clip? Is
that all one clip? Yes?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
That's their back and forth that's pretty good. That's pretty good.
It's in the finals for Clips of the Year. I
keep forgetting to say this too. If you hear a
clip in particular, you're you're already thinking one that must
be in the finals for Clips of the Year. For
Clip of the Year, you can email us mail bag
at Armstrong and Getty dot com or text us four
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the Clips of the And we also get this from
your story earlier. The squirrels are eating the voles and
the cats, and they're eating they're eating. The squirrels are
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Speaker 1 (23:09):
Sure? We're into June. It's the clips of the year.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Immigration. Migration is a dynamic phenomenon.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
The alleged killer of thirty seven year old Rachel Morin,
a twenty three year old illegal immigrant from l Salvador,
all eight of these Tajik nationals crossed illegally into the
US and received full vetting by DHS.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Our model worked. We drove the numbers down, they go down,
they go up.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
You're gonna go and start a new migrant fight league.
And then there was this moment.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Our values and our way of life are the antidote
to the poisonous populism of the right. About twenty suspects
using hammers and other tools to break into jewelry.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Cases, facing calls to step down, and embroiled in a
widespread FBI investigation.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Oakland's mayor blamed her troubles on everyone. I mean, do
you have confidence in the Supreme Court? No, I think
they've gone rogue. You don't get a same today the
parlor yourself.
Speaker 9 (24:33):
There in southern Russia, multiple heavily armed gunman apertures simultaneously
attacked two churches.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Julian Assange agreed to plead guilty to one felony count
of conspiracy to unlawfully obtain and disseminate classified information.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
A warm welcome as Vladimir Putin visits North Korea for
the first time in nearly twenty five years.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
Hey, people, I mean they do this all the time
they were clapping as if their lives depended on it.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
It is disturbing for the North Korean regime when these
soldiers are listening to the music and then they start
humming the tunes.
Speaker 10 (25:10):
You know what I'd do if there was a shock
or you get electrocuted.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I'll take electrocution every signal time.
Speaker 9 (25:17):
Kaitlin Clarak said she has no disappointment over being left
off Team USA for the Paris Olympics.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
The idiocy off Team USA women's basketball.
Speaker 9 (25:28):
The US Surgeon General pushing for social media apps to
carry tobacco style labels.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
LAUSD banning the use of cell phones.
Speaker 7 (25:37):
Leaving students no choice but to vape with both hands.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Letting your kids see you run.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
I don't care how hard it's raining or if you're
trying to catch an airport shuttle.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Seeing this will damage them more than looking at the eclipse.
Oh didn't hear much.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
We've got to have something immigration related in the Clips
of the year final, Well, we have the Border is Secure,
which might be my clip of the year, right. Yeah,
every time I hear may orc Is like, it cuts
my life span by another hour just hearing his voice.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah, the the vile tries to climb up my throat
and escape. He's horrible that a busy day Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday and so on.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Yeah, definitely that could be clip of the year. It
really couldn't. Yeah, it's pretty good, moron he is. And
the anti Israel chance I am Hamas. I am Hamas.
And the Caitlin Clark Olympics thing.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I was thinking.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
And I don't want to generalize, because many women are
perfectly sane and reasonable on this stuff, but it the
the NBA does fine with this stuff. The w NBA,
which is like all women on the court and and coaches.
Sometimes in women in orders they appear to be way
further down the woke roh. Absolutely, there's just something about it.
(27:08):
It's more appealing to women, I suppose, but as voting
patterns would certainly indicate.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
So we've got another round of clips of the year.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
We have the list of things I've never done, which
I'm always amused by actually myself. Also a couple of
nuggets out of the Pentagon put out a big end
of the year report yesterday, couple of really important things
you should know that I'll jam in too.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
So all that's on the way a number of people
reminded me.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Online that Joey from Friends carried a real table fork
in his pocket regularly in case something came along to
eat me too. That's why I swore off bake goods.
We got this text I'm inspired by you giving up
baked goods for the new year. I'm going to give
up cheese with which I have a dysfunctional relationship.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
So the Pentagon put out it's we got more clips
of the year coming up in a second. The Pentagon
put out its end of the year report yesterday. A
couple of things I want to just jam in real. One,
we have two thousand troops in Syria, not nine hundred,
which is the number of events for whatever that matters.
And this was zero troops in a war zone, an
active convent zone. And this the Pentagon announced yesterday. China
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expanded their nuclear arsenal last year by twenty percent. Twenty
percent increase in the number of nuclear weapons by China
last year.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
You don't do that for no reason.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Uh no, no, they're plotting to take over the world,
according to some, and some are correct.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Back to Clips of the year in a moment.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
But first, the list of things Jack has never had
nor done that he mentioned this year compiled by Mary
and the Hoe. Never been on tinder, Never been to
an NFL playoff game. Never had a fluffer nutter I
have not Never had a frozen pop tart true. Never
known a successful couple that took Valentine's Day seriously.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
That is also true.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Never had a super hot Taki Tachi taks a chip
of some sort yeah, never tried meth, Never went to Hooters.
Never saw a minute of Baywatch. Never heard the word panjetta,
never saw a second of Joni Loves Shachi. Has never
(29:17):
seen the matrix, right, as every mail in the audience says,
what Never had a butterscotch brownie, neither has Katie.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah, I hear they're good. Yeah, Oh they're terrific. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Never been to a Kentucky Derby party. Never had a massage,
Never been in a jury room. Never seen the imitation game.
Never been to the World War Two Museum in New Orleans.
Never had a lap dance, never bought anything from a
hotel mini bar, never used a bday, Never known anyone
who wants to ban contraception. Never entered eating a pie
(29:52):
eating contest. Sorry, never been to the Disney World. Yeah,
no kidding, an endurance one, never eaten at a fancy
Ramen restaurant, never break dance, never had an Indian taco,
never served ice cream on a plate, never understood nudists,
never carried a pager. Jack has never worn bike shorts,
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he has never had none crustable, he'd never had a
political lawn sign, and has never seen the Exorcist that
goes in with the Hall of Fame of I've never
had rnch dressing, and I've never been to Taco bell correct. Yes, yes,
those are the Alzheimer's. Are you sure you're an American?
If this was a bulge, I would shoot you in
the chest because I could tell you're a German spy. Hey,
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we need to plunge ahead and looking back. It's the
second half of June Clips of the.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Year see knows so long as nine?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Should you all have called this the cheap Fakes video.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
At the end of the event, Obama prompted Biden off
the stage by the wrist.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
This did not happen in a sense of what people
were saying. They were seeing, right.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Your secretary walking aside.
Speaker 10 (31:09):
I think you should take a cognitive test like I did.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I took a cognitive test and.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
If you have named three LGBTQ advisors for your campaign
and three drag queens, I won't dignify.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
This question actually naming exactly who they are.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
YOUT doubt have a favorite drag play.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
A Long Island woman is suing the ice cream chain
Coldstone Creamery over.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
No real pistachios in her pistachio ice cream. Boy, don't
make me boycott Scotch. I mean, seriously, don't make me.
I'll get the DTS. I think I'm responsible for ten
percent of their GDB. Former en Sync band member Justin
Timberlake has been arrested for driving will instoxicated.
Speaker 9 (31:55):
The disturbing images of Stonehenge. Climate activist spring orange powder
on the ink shouldn't bogu me.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Lego stores can become hot targets for some California theft rings.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
It's so hot in South Dakota Christine homes. Dogs are
shooting themselves. I'm still haunted by crushed tops. Give you
your tops.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
What the hell does in dub it?
Speaker 6 (32:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
So after the playday day Textremona said, thanks for letting
Jamie play today. Please help out with your share of
the expenses for the playdate, totaling fifteen dollars via themo
Let's do it again sometimes, stop coddling your kids, especially
your son.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Stop raising pansy ass kids.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
So my dad came into the dugout and Looney Tune
style kicked me out onto the field.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Excuse me with dealing with everything we have to do
with Look if President Trump.
Speaker 10 (33:01):
I really don't know what he said at the end
of this, and I don't think he knows what he
said either.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Oh, by the way, I told you before, I'm happy
to play golf.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
If you carry your own bag, I think you can
do it. But I've seen this wing. I know you
sing us.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
He challenged me to a golf match. He can't hit
a ball fifty yards.
Speaker 10 (33:20):
Wow, he's the worst president, he just said about me,
because I said it. But look, if he wins this election,
our country doesn't have a chance, not even a chance.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
So we've had quite a few people, unprompted, say their
clip of the year is I don't know what he said,
and he doesn't know what he said either, Because that
ended Biden's career, changed history, changed history, no doubt, And
I'd forgotten how that debate devolved into arguing, but which.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Eighty year old could win him golf?
Speaker 4 (33:55):
It was embarrassing for America, nay for humanity on the
other hand, and I don't want to prejudge because we
still have half of the year of clips of the
year to go. If anything beats that, it's the leader
in the clubhouse, as we say in the golf world.
If anybody beats I don't know what he said, neither
is he, that'll be a notable.
Speaker 11 (34:18):
Yes, Katie, I'm just shocked by hearing these all these
clips back to back of Biden.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
You can hear the decline, Yeah, yeah, last year you can. Yeah,
it's amazing.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
And so that Obama leading you off stage by the
hand was in the same period roughly as the debate as.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
A rough period for Biden. And was that not the
George Cliney event.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Yeah, the infamous event that George finally felt the need
to tell the truth that was self effident to all
of America, for the New York Times. You know, politi factor,
ask clowns. Okay, they just they are. It's a left
wing propaganda outfit. But for them to say they're eating
the dogs and cats is the political lie of the year.
I mean, they have beclowned themselves so clownishly it's exquisite.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
It's really amazing.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Well, if you mean to hire birthday clowns, don't accidentally
get ass clowns.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
It's just a completely different thing. Yeah, yeah, that's they're right.
It's that's a whole different field.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
It's almost even though I lived through it, and we've
talked about it for a gazillion hours, it's almost impossible
to believe that we were headed down the road of
Joe Biden running again and half the country pretending he
could be Well, all the media, eighty five percent of
America knew he couldn't be president again, But.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
It's hard to believe that that even happened.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
It bears reflecting on thinking about I'd say, that's how
off they can be, these stars of the screen that
get paid millions of dollars in Manhattan.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
They're full of crap. How is it an earthquake?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
When George Colooney wrote that op ed saying he doesn't
think Joe Biden could be president? How is that a
political earth But everybody could see it only that it
was a permission slip for the liars to stop lying briefly.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Wow man, we dodged a bullet there. We got a
lot more clips of the year on the way. Stay
with us, Armstrong and Getty
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George
Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong, Joe, Ketty.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Arm Strong, and Jack, Katie and He.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Armstrong and Yetty Welcome to the clips of the year's show.
Last live show of the year. Then we'll take a
couple of weeks off, which we've earned. Do you think
it's easy to come in every day and ramble a
couple of hours about what you saw in the news
last night?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It's not Hi.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
We got this note from Let's see It's g. Are
you effing kidding me? Another vacation?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Just kidding?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Been listening since the eighteen hundreds show you help me
get out of bed in the morning. Merry Christmas to
you and your family. Save travels. That made me laugh
out loud.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Thanks G.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Speaking of travels since the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Speaking of travels, I don't care about the government shut
down at all. I mean, I just don't care. But
two quick things. One, all the mainstream media blaming Elon
must he's a neophight, he doesn't understand politics, he's out
of his depth. And yeah, like this has all been
going smoothly all these years before.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Elon got involved. This is a new thing. Weird committing
financial suicide.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Wow, because we have never had any shutdown cliff government
shut down almost ear things before, only Elon. And secondly,
you might wonder TSA. So the government's going to shut
down at midnight tonight barring something and TSA is excluded
because it's essential, so it shouldn't have any effect on
your travel. Yes, excellent, excellent. The weather, on the other hand,
(01:39):
is another check. Yeah, yeah, that's not good. So much
to squeeze in today, but we need to get right
to Clips of the Year.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
We've made it to April.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
If you missed our one, As always, you should subscribed
to Armstrong and Getty on demand the podcast so you
can go back and get stuff you couldn't listen to live.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
But this is the beginning of April Clips of the Year.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
A massive escalation as air strikes target a building belonging
to the Iranian embassy in Syria. The top Irani in general,
Mohammed Sahadi, reportedly killed in the strikes.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Iran in this moment.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
And one word don't, don't don't.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Iran has just responded.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
About thirty minutes ago, more than three hundred drones and
missiles launched at Israel.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
The US fighters alone shooting down those eighty armed drones.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I can't imagine a better day.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You STUMPO. I don't like the sound of that squish.
If it doesn't fit, you must have quit. Two months ago, O. J.
Simpson dispelled rumors that he was close to death. At Thursday,
we learned he lost his battle with cancer.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I'm just saying it.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Is especially important that we remember the power of young
people shaping this country.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Is there something that what he's doing. I really don't know.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
I'm pretty sure that you know what and why is
joining about that?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
So much more educated you are less.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You're boss, Be glad, be grateful that I'm not just
going out and murdering Zias.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You are funding Dannis Side.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
Because you guys are all horrible human beings and Jesus
probably would have killed you himself.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
And so when these fools ask us if Israel has
the right to exist, the.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
Chant death to Israel has become the most logical chant.
Imagine what we can do next four more years. The
next question, who I call him?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Next thing?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I hear, my misty, that's all I's not.
Speaker 8 (04:11):
Is that important foreign products I'm exporting for their products.
He got shut down in New Guinea and they never
found the body because there used to be a lot
of cannibals, for real in that part.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Of New Guinea.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
This guy lies. What he lies most about is his
golf handicap. He's not only is he not a six,
he's not a thirty six. No, no, no, let's be
very clear.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
You gotta actually ask me the question in context of
what it was said, right and what it was said.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Calling on fucking Joe to debate anytime, any place, We'll
do it anyway you.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Want, Joe.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
President Biden has a much worse threat of democracy.
Speaker 9 (04:54):
Trump may be playing Russian Roulette, but continuation of the
Biden administration as nationals side.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Donald Trump, yeses, mob President, Donald Trump, Yes, Mob President.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Let's go.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
Oh boy?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
That was action packed.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I mean, in terms of clips of the year nominees,
I think the college protesters, all those clips together with
the do you know what nmy is doing?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
About a lot?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I wish you were more educated. They're out there freaking
protesting and they have no idea.
Speaker 10 (05:28):
Why.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
How much does that tell you? Also, though, short Katie,
the four War years, Paws Paws and keeping in mind
now friends, This is April.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
It was two more months until the debate in which
the entire Democratic Party other than Dean Phillips, that the young.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Congressman ran against Bud. The entire party is saying, oh,
he's sharp as tack.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
You can hardly keep up with them, and he's fantastic,
And it was several months before he dropped out. Also,
perhaps worthy clip of the year, just because I quoted
him so many times, is Bob Barr saying Trump maybe
Russian roulette, but continuation of Biden would be national suicide.
I thought that was from a moderate Republican respected on
(06:16):
both sides.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Of the aisle.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
That was powerful, made an impression on me.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Coming up, we'll share with Katie the complete list of
things Jack has never had nor done.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
It's so excited about this.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Continue on with our list of band names from this year,
including Aquatic Drones, Chilean Ninjas, Poaching Manades my new indie
rock band, as opposed to Dutch Milking Robots, my new
punk band. All right, let's keep keep on keeping on.
This is the second half of April Clips of the year.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Donald Trump will become the first former president to stand
trial as a criminal defendant.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
It's a sham, it's a political witch child.
Speaker 10 (07:08):
And I'm sitting here for days now, from morning till night,
and that freezing freezing.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Non disclosure agreements are not illegal, and neither is trying
to influence an election.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Blanche called that quote democracy, James. The folks in Ukraine
are breathing a huge side relief.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
This is a historical moment.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I want to thank you for such significant support the.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Prudent triumph triumphs in Ukraine.
Speaker 8 (07:41):
The next move of Russian forcers could very well be
a direct attack on a NATO ally.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
In fact, a reverence for the truth might be a
distraction that's getting in the way of finding common ground
and getting things done.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Good squatters have rights.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Property should just sit, and if they are they should
be seized by people who need them.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
It's probably time for us to dissolve our marriage altogether.
Speaker 9 (08:14):
This administration will begin to cancel up to twenty thousand
dollars in interest for millions of borrowers.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
It is every three hundred and seventy five years for a.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Total solar eclipse to occur.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
It's unbelievable. I did not know you're unbelievable. We felt
something truly you rack up and I want to do
it again. It was so wonderful. You know, I'm a
cat right now, I'm a giant cat. Regular that feeling
when it gets too close to your eardrum, it's like that,
(08:48):
you know, time is ten. It was like a high
pitched metallic drilling noise. This card over here is for
when you're being harassed. It says you got me. It
gives them instructions on how they can help you.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I'm praying that this twenty dollars will actually do something
for me and my children.
Speaker 10 (09:09):
Does something that they're able to go through the security
system and get away with all that money is it's
a shocker.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You've gotta be kidding me. Peyton n Match is a
career high with nine threes. Happy trans Day of Visibility.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
A Transvestite Recognition Day, transgender I'm sorry, Guy's a slip
of the top.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
And each sex is deserving an equal opportunity, privacy, and safety.
It's wild that we live in a time where that
now requires bravery.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I think maybe NPR CEO Catherine Mayer with their statement
that sometimes looking for the truth actually gets in the
way of building consensus pretty good. I don't know if
it's a clip of the year in terms of entertainment,
but it might be one of the more important things
out there that someone at the highest level of education
(10:06):
believes that sort of crap.
Speaker 11 (10:09):
Yes, Katie, my vote on that one is Trump with
the thirty milkshakes. And also some chicken. Yes, also to
be chicken, absolutely has to be. I mean that I
could see you making that clip of the ear. That's
how much I like that.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Oh no, no, I know how amused you were by that.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
I love And also some chicken, like the Republicans and
Democrats in Congress right now, Jack, we may have to
reach a difficult compromise.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
That cannot be the clip of the year. Hope Elon
Musk doesn't insert himself. That'll just make it more difficult.
Thirty milkshakes and also some chicken. It's weirdly amusing. Oh yeah, uh.
And I forgot.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
I forgot so much of that stuff. The hubbub towards
the beginning of the year, with the colleges and the protests.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
And all that sort of stuff. What a crazy time.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Yeah, yeah, absolute true. So we could take a breaks,
am I in time and come back. We still have
a lot of clips of the year to squeeze in,
not to mention the band named book titles, original air names.
A few facts about Gladys Michael.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yo, I'll enjoy that a lot.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
I don't know if Gladys will like it, but yeah,
Gladys is our heart player. So we've got all that
on the way. I hope you can stay here. Last
show of the year.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Man.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
We got a text from somebody who said their favorite
thing is the list of things I've never done every year,
So I guess we'll get to that later in the show.
We will absolutely get to that. We'll try to squeeze
it in this hour. I remember, Jack, it was years
and years ago that we first interviewed Gladys. Our heart
player plays that riff, that same riff anytime we reminisce
about things long ago. Few facts we learned about Gladys
(11:51):
this year, compiled by Mary and the Hope.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Thanks Mary.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
She is a World War One vet right, and it's
affected her hearing. She's just sticking around for the health.
And she had a threesome with Herbert Hoover and Charles
Lindburgh in nineteen twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh my god. She claims to have carpool tunnel syndrome.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
But there's a video of her playing pickleball on the weekend.
She was at the convention when they nominated Theodore Roosevelt.
They were briefly linked. And finally she is trying to
quit caffeine. But there's no time for sense civility. You've
got to plunge ahead. As we look back, it's May
(12:31):
the clips of the year.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
The vibes in here are amazing today.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
Times more time.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
From the record, juven.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
I mean, it's crazy to say because we're on an
ivy of the campus, but this is like basic humanitarian
aid we're asking for, Like could people please to have
a glass?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I'm a UCLA student.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I deserve to go here, repatuition. This is our school.
They went at each other with pepper spray. They went
at each other with firecrackers. About half of those were
not students at all. But Outzeider's everything, everything about this
is lawless. I'm choosing a lad. Had enough this maybe.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Biden's Vietnam.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
On the other hand, I'm a gifted puppeteer and I
wanted to introduce you to my puppets.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Fuzzy Bear, Fuzzy, what do you think? I'm glad they
whooped for ass.
Speaker 12 (13:42):
I wish think.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Wood four ass.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Oh Fuzzy beat them down and took away their camp.
I hope that's spreads all across the country.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
You better believe I want this man to go down
and rotten side for what he did to me and
my family. That is the best proof that you have
that if they're gonna get him going or get him coming,
this is law fair.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
This is a champrial.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Where's the crime? There is no crime.
Speaker 10 (14:13):
I've been indicted more than the Great Alphonse Capone, the
late Great Haible elector.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
He's a wonderful man.
Speaker 10 (14:20):
He oftentimes would have a friend for dinner, a press
and you're standing ovation from the assembled masses.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
The round with us.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
He's getting right now. He's pretty saggering.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
If you like puppies, you're not gonna like Christy.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
No, because she murders puppies.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
You said he smelled and would chase kids, so you
took him to the gravel pit and shot him twice.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
How how do you justify that? How was the goat
a threat?
Speaker 10 (14:50):
So?
Speaker 5 (14:50):
How many people is enough people to be attacked and
dangerously hurt before you make a decision.
Speaker 12 (14:56):
On a dog?
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Mexico has elected as first woman. President congratulations, screamed Hillary
Clinton into a pillow.
Speaker 12 (15:06):
President Baden is in trouble politically. He's pulling right up
there with fungal infect This action will help us to
gain control over bore.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
We're taking it to the drug cartels.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
How do we have a large body of people that
are in our city and country that are excellent swimmers.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
It is my testimony that the border is secure, Just.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Very simple one there at the end. The border is secure.
Might be the clip of the year.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
And I forgot about Fuzzy Bear.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Yeah, Fuzzy I would have lived the rest of my
life never having thought about Fuzzy Bear.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Fuzzy needs to come back.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Yeah, Fuzzy is my puppet who doesn't give an s
what might get us in trouble.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
He just says what he's thinking. He speaks truth, Yes
he does.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
But yeah, that border cliff from the river to the
say all those freaking college radicals have no idea that
they couldn't name the river nor the sea, that they
have no grasp but hit, they're just indoctrinated by their
their professors.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, the border is secure.
Speaker 11 (16:22):
Ugh, that's my testimony that I can't wait to never
hear from him again.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yeah, no kidding, where's that?
Speaker 10 (16:28):
You know?
Speaker 4 (16:29):
And that waste of skin is probably gonna go run
some organization with an incredibly high salary. Yeah, because that's
what those people do. Seriously, he should be skinned in
his skin given to burn victims, wow, accident victims and
those badly sunburned.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
He is literally a waste of skin. Now that's a
hot take. He should be skinned. That sounded like something
Fuzzy bears. Yes, exactly, not not. The actual hostess showed
it was his line, not mine. I read his line. Sorry.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
We've got more clips of the year on the way,
which we will get to as we try to narrow
down the clip of the year. We got some more
of the band names and other stuff too. I hope
you can stay here. Clips of the ear show.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Armstrong and Getty.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
And I hadn't worn this coat in a while, and
I thought, what is that in my pocket? And it's
a fork, like an actual metal table fork.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
We should add a guessing game. That would have been fun.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
And it's sticky because of pie. Because I was sitting
in the parking lot, I took a fork with me
to the grocery store. Knowing I would eat the pie
in the parking lot and I wanted a real fork,
which is one of the reasons my New Year's resolution
is to give up baked goods. And I will be
asking all of you for your New Year's as resolutions
later in the show. Well, i'd say high grade for
(17:46):
planning to have an actual fork in your pocket. A
really confusing juxtaposition of self discipline and utter lack of
self discipline in that story.
Speaker 11 (17:55):
Ok, I have to tell you I fork was not
on my Bingo card for that.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, exactly. We could have guessed all day and I
gotten there. So coming up this half hour blockbuster half hour,
we've got to finish up May and get into June
Clips of the Year plus next segment, things Jack has
never done, had nor done. It's an amazing list, difficult
to explain, but you'll get it when you hear it.
(18:20):
But first let's plunge on into May. It's Coy Clips
of the Year, gonna.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Make my day.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Pal Let's pick the Dace Donald. I hear you're free on.
Speaker 7 (18:35):
Wednesday, Lease blind bad built butch body?
Speaker 8 (18:39):
Oh what now?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yeah, you're not. You don't have enough intelligence? True girl,
baby girl? Oh really even play. Here's a little ditty
about jewsing hermus these.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Are degenerate savages. How I'm off. We're not going to
supply the weapons and artillery shells, use.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
The artillery shells as well. Yeah, this is insane.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my friggin life.
Speaker 9 (19:06):
The Biding administration moving forward with a one billion dollar
arms deal with Israel after suspending a ship into thirty
five hundred bombs last week.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Thank you, doctor Fouchi for your parents.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Today, the investigation of doctor Fauci shows he is an
honorable public servant and he is not a comic book
super villain.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Do you represent science, mister Fauci?
Speaker 6 (19:26):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (19:27):
Or no?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Doctor Marria tetisfied that he could walk into your office
anytime he wanted to.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Is that true?
Speaker 10 (19:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
That did he ever walk into your office? I would
say he did occasionally.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
Is much more important than jail set close At times,
Stormy Daniels appeared really quite tense. She testified Trump was
on the bed in his boxer shorts and T shirt.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Forgive the punds straight from the horse's mouth. This is
one of the low moments in American history.
Speaker 12 (19:58):
His it is.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
The trio of House committee chairs accused James Biden and
Hunter Biden of lying to congressional investigators.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Hunter Biden was a crack cocaine user, using roughly every
twenty minutes at times.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
The crack takes you into the darkest recesses of your soul.
We're working expeditiously.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Though we're very short order. We'll have the what is
short order mean?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Well? The uh some of this stuff gets.
Speaker 9 (20:32):
They boy, Scouts of America is changing its name, soon
to be known as Scouting America.
Speaker 10 (20:39):
Me.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
The announcement is about me. Well, color me intrigue.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
The less secure and confident you feel in the direction,
the more surprises and excitement you will have in store.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
That's good. Oh and I didn't want to see. I
didn't want to look and see how bad it was.
I didn't know if like my kneecap.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Was all or what?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Oh boy, well when was that? What was the time
period on that? That's when I had my recond f A. Yeah,
so is a bad built bitch body and bitch each body? Whatever?
She said, the girl, baby girl, the same clip? Is
that all one clip? Yes?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
That's their back and forth that's pretty good. That's pretty good.
It's in the finals for Clips of the Year. I
keep forgetting to say this too. If you hear a
clip in particular, you're you're already thinking one that must
be in the finals for Clips of the Year. For
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(21:43):
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the Clips of the And we also get this from
your story earlier. The squirrels are eating the voles and
the cats, and they're eating they're eating. The squirrels are
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Speaker 1 (23:09):
Sure? We're into June. It's the clips of the year.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Immigration. Migration is a dynamic phenomenon.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
The alleged killer of thirty seven year old Rachel Morin,
a twenty three year old illegal immigrant from l Salvador,
all eight of these Tajik nationals crossed illegally into the
US and received full vetting by DHS.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Our model worked. We drove the numbers down, they go down,
they go up.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
You're gonna go and start a new migrant fight league.
And then there was this moment.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Our values and our way of life are the antidote
to the poisonous populism of the right. About twenty suspects
using hammers and other tools to break into jewelry.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Cases, facing calls to step down, and embroiled in a
widespread FBI investigation.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Oakland's mayor blamed her troubles on everyone. I mean, do
you have confidence in the Supreme Court? No, I think
they've gone rogue. You don't get a same today the
parlor yourself.
Speaker 9 (24:33):
There in southern Russia, multiple heavily armed gunman apertures simultaneously
attacked two churches.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Julian Assange agreed to plead guilty to one felony count
of conspiracy to unlawfully obtain and disseminate classified information.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
A warm welcome as Vladimir Putin visits North Korea for
the first time in nearly twenty five years.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
Hey, people, I mean they do this all the time
they were clapping as if their lives depended on it.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
It is disturbing for the North Korean regime when these
soldiers are listening to the music and then they start
humming the tunes.
Speaker 10 (25:10):
You know what I'd do if there was a shock
or you get electrocuted.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I'll take electrocution every signal time.
Speaker 9 (25:17):
Kaitlin Clarak said she has no disappointment over being left
off Team USA for the Paris Olympics.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
The idiocy off Team USA women's basketball.
Speaker 9 (25:28):
The US Surgeon General pushing for social media apps to
carry tobacco style labels.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
LAUSD banning the use of cell phones.
Speaker 7 (25:37):
Leaving students no choice but to vape with both hands.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Letting your kids see you run.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
I don't care how hard it's raining or if you're
trying to catch an airport shuttle.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Seeing this will damage them more than looking at the eclipse.
Oh didn't hear much.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
We've got to have something immigration related in the Clips
of the year final, Well, we have the Border is Secure,
which might be my clip of the year, right. Yeah,
every time I hear may orc Is like, it cuts
my life span by another hour just hearing his voice.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah, the the vile tries to climb up my throat
and escape. He's horrible that a busy day Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday and so on.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Yeah, definitely that could be clip of the year. It
really couldn't. Yeah, it's pretty good, moron he is. And
the anti Israel chance I am Hamas. I am Hamas.
And the Caitlin Clark Olympics thing.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I was thinking.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
And I don't want to generalize, because many women are
perfectly sane and reasonable on this stuff, but it the
the NBA does fine with this stuff. The w NBA,
which is like all women on the court and and coaches.
Sometimes in women in orders they appear to be way
further down the woke roh. Absolutely, there's just something about it.
(27:08):
It's more appealing to women, I suppose, but as voting
patterns would certainly indicate.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
So we've got another round of clips of the year.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
We have the list of things I've never done, which
I'm always amused by actually myself. Also a couple of
nuggets out of the Pentagon put out a big end
of the year report yesterday, couple of really important things
you should know that I'll jam in too.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
So all that's on the way a number of people
reminded me.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Online that Joey from Friends carried a real table fork
in his pocket regularly in case something came along to
eat me too. That's why I swore off bake goods.
We got this text I'm inspired by you giving up
baked goods for the new year. I'm going to give
up cheese with which I have a dysfunctional relationship.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
So the Pentagon put out it's we got more clips
of the year coming up in a second. The Pentagon
put out its end of the year report yesterday. A
couple of things I want to just jam in real. One,
we have two thousand troops in Syria, not nine hundred,
which is the number of events for whatever that matters.
And this was zero troops in a war zone, an
active convent zone. And this the Pentagon announced yesterday. China
(28:13):
expanded their nuclear arsenal last year by twenty percent. Twenty
percent increase in the number of nuclear weapons by China
last year.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
You don't do that for no reason.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Uh no, no, they're plotting to take over the world,
according to some, and some are correct.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Back to Clips of the year in a moment.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
But first, the list of things Jack has never had
nor done that he mentioned this year compiled by Mary
and the Hoe. Never been on tinder, Never been to
an NFL playoff game. Never had a fluffer nutter I
have not Never had a frozen pop tart true. Never
known a successful couple that took Valentine's Day seriously.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
That is also true.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Never had a super hot Taki Tachi taks a chip
of some sort yeah, never tried meth, Never went to Hooters.
Never saw a minute of Baywatch. Never heard the word panjetta,
never saw a second of Joni Loves Shachi. Has never
(29:17):
seen the matrix, right, as every mail in the audience says,
what Never had a butterscotch brownie, neither has Katie.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah, I hear they're good. Yeah, Oh they're terrific. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Never been to a Kentucky Derby party. Never had a massage,
Never been in a jury room. Never seen the imitation game.
Never been to the World War Two Museum in New Orleans.
Never had a lap dance, never bought anything from a
hotel mini bar, never used a bday, Never known anyone
who wants to ban contraception. Never entered eating a pie
(29:52):
eating contest. Sorry, never been to the Disney World. Yeah,
no kidding, an endurance one, never eaten at a fancy
Ramen restaurant, never break dance, never had an Indian taco,
never served ice cream on a plate, never understood nudists,
never carried a pager. Jack has never worn bike shorts,
(30:12):
he has never had none crustable, he'd never had a
political lawn sign, and has never seen the Exorcist that
goes in with the Hall of Fame of I've never
had rnch dressing, and I've never been to Taco bell correct. Yes, yes,
those are the Alzheimer's. Are you sure you're an American?
If this was a bulge, I would shoot you in
the chest because I could tell you're a German spy. Hey,
(30:34):
we need to plunge ahead and looking back. It's the
second half of June Clips of the.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Year see knows so long as nine?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Should you all have called this the cheap Fakes video.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
At the end of the event, Obama prompted Biden off
the stage by the wrist.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
This did not happen in a sense of what people
were saying. They were seeing, right.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Your secretary walking aside.
Speaker 10 (31:09):
I think you should take a cognitive test like I did.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I took a cognitive test and.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
If you have named three LGBTQ advisors for your campaign
and three drag queens, I won't dignify.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
This question actually naming exactly who they are.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
YOUT doubt have a favorite drag play.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
A Long Island woman is suing the ice cream chain
Coldstone Creamery over.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
No real pistachios in her pistachio ice cream. Boy, don't
make me boycott Scotch. I mean, seriously, don't make me.
I'll get the DTS. I think I'm responsible for ten
percent of their GDB. Former en Sync band member Justin
Timberlake has been arrested for driving will instoxicated.
Speaker 9 (31:55):
The disturbing images of Stonehenge. Climate activist spring orange powder
on the ink shouldn't bogu me.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Lego stores can become hot targets for some California theft rings.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
It's so hot in South Dakota Christine homes. Dogs are
shooting themselves. I'm still haunted by crushed tops. Give you
your tops.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
What the hell does in dub it?
Speaker 6 (32:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
So after the playday day Textremona said, thanks for letting
Jamie play today. Please help out with your share of
the expenses for the playdate, totaling fifteen dollars via themo
Let's do it again sometimes, stop coddling your kids, especially
your son.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Stop raising pansy ass kids.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
So my dad came into the dugout and Looney Tune
style kicked me out onto the field.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Excuse me with dealing with everything we have to do
with Look if President Trump.
Speaker 10 (33:01):
I really don't know what he said at the end
of this, and I don't think he knows what he
said either.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Oh, by the way, I told you before, I'm happy
to play golf.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
If you carry your own bag, I think you can
do it. But I've seen this wing. I know you
sing us.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
He challenged me to a golf match. He can't hit
a ball fifty yards.
Speaker 10 (33:20):
Wow, he's the worst president, he just said about me,
because I said it. But look, if he wins this election,
our country doesn't have a chance, not even a chance.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
So we've had quite a few people, unprompted, say their
clip of the year is I don't know what he said,
and he doesn't know what he said either, Because that
ended Biden's career, changed history, changed history, no doubt, And
I'd forgotten how that debate devolved into arguing, but which.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Eighty year old could win him golf?
Speaker 4 (33:55):
It was embarrassing for America, nay for humanity on the
other hand, and I don't want to prejudge because we
still have half of the year of clips of the
year to go. If anything beats that, it's the leader
in the clubhouse, as we say in the golf world.
If anybody beats I don't know what he said, neither
is he, that'll be a notable.
Speaker 11 (34:18):
Yes, Katie, I'm just shocked by hearing these all these
clips back to back of Biden.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
You can hear the decline, Yeah, yeah, last year you can. Yeah,
it's amazing.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
And so that Obama leading you off stage by the
hand was in the same period roughly as the debate as.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
A rough period for Biden. And was that not the
George Cliney event.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Yeah, the infamous event that George finally felt the need
to tell the truth that was self effident to all
of America, for the New York Times. You know, politi factor,
ask clowns. Okay, they just they are. It's a left
wing propaganda outfit. But for them to say they're eating
the dogs and cats is the political lie of the year.
I mean, they have beclowned themselves so clownishly it's exquisite.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
It's really amazing.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Well, if you mean to hire birthday clowns, don't accidentally
get ass clowns.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
It's just a completely different thing. Yeah, yeah, that's they're right.
It's that's a whole different field.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
It's almost even though I lived through it, and we've
talked about it for a gazillion hours, it's almost impossible
to believe that we were headed down the road of
Joe Biden running again and half the country pretending he
could be Well, all the media, eighty five percent of
America knew he couldn't be president again, But.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
It's hard to believe that that even happened.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
It bears reflecting on thinking about I'd say, that's how
off they can be, these stars of the screen that
get paid millions of dollars in Manhattan.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
They're full of crap. How is it an earthquake?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
When George Colooney wrote that op ed saying he doesn't
think Joe Biden could be president? How is that a
political earth But everybody could see it only that it
was a permission slip for the liars to stop lying briefly.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Wow man, we dodged a bullet there. We got a
lot more clips of the year on the way. Stay
with us, Armstrong and Getty
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