October 21, 2025 • 36 mins
Hour 4 of A&G features...
- Zohran Mamdani's past
- Otters & toilet cameras
- Bingo, Bango, Bongo!
- Final Thoughts!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio the George
Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong, Joe Getty.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Arm Strong and Getty and He.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Armstrong and Eddy.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Johann Mandami needs to be condemned for embracing a supporter
of terrorism.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Oh, I think it's a shame that that particular man
is endorsing him and very frandom with him.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You can see there's a relationships chip.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
That was Curtis Sliwa, who ought to get out of
the race from New York Governor, I'm sorry New York
Mayor and Donald J. Trump talking about the fact that
Mum Donnie is buds with and posed for pictures with
and appeared with a E mom in New York City
who was an unindicted co conspirator in the first World
(00:59):
Trade Center bombing, And.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Why was Mom Donnie hanging around the guy?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
This is imam, I think what.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, yeah, And he says, look, other politicians have met
with this guy. He's a super influential E mom in
New York and we'll tell you more about him. But,
as The Free Press wrote it, less than twenty four
hours after spending much of a televised New York City
mayoral debate, fending off questions about hamas and equivocating and
refusing to condemn them. Front runners are on. When Donnie
(01:30):
told a small group in Brooklyn how he really felt.
Quote when I stand on that stage, he said before
an all male crowd dressed in caftans and skull caps. Quote,
I have a former governor trying to make me feel
ashamed for standing up for universal rights and extending them
to Palestinians as well.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I know I'm not alone. The crowd erupted.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Alaak bar ala'aqwar.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Men shouted gleefully in the video of the speech.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Let's go to a fifty Eric shawn a Fox News
telling us about the story.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
It was the first attack by radical Islamic terrorists against
the World Trade Center February nineteen ninety three. A bomb explodes,
killing six people and injuring one thousand. The infamous blind
Shake Abdul Rochman and his Islamic terrorist cell carried it out.
And we're also Chargeder plotting to blow up New York
(02:21):
City tunnels and buildings. At his trial, the man seen
here on the right standing next to a smiling New
York mayoral front runner Zoran Mamdani testified as a defense
witness at Rochaman's trial and praised him. He is Imam
Shuraj Wajaj, whom I'm donni who refuses to renounce despite
calls to do so.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
You're a handful of clips of the Imam through the years.
This is his preaching in New York. We'll start with
fifty five.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Michael, go from there.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay, that was hard to hear it.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
He said, get involved in politics, not because it's the
Americans thing to do. Get involved in politics because it
can be a weapon for Islam.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Nar right.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Next one, I'm going to defend this country. Know this
country is.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
It's a garbage can, filthy, filthy sick who that that
same guy, same guy.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, here's a third example. We'll go to school and
put American flag and try these little babies.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Our pleasure leagions through the flag of the United States
of America. It's going to be public for which is sand.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
You got a pledge allagiance to Islam.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
So how did I don't remember, how did Barack Obama
handle it? When the reverend right stuff broke, which is
kind of in the same vein, He.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Very skilled fully said, I didn't hear anything like that.
He never said anything like that when I was there,
and that was demonstrably false. But with the aid of
like the entirety of the mainstream media just kind of
went away.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Why doesn't let moderate voters, Why doesn't Mom Donnie renounce this? Dude,
donnounce it's.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
His he Mom, I don't know it's okay to lie
to advance the cause of Islam.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
So I'm surprised he doesn't. But some of his voters.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
He doesn't need the Muslim vote to win though in
New York to be mayor. I don't think. Yeah, I
just I don't know. I guess what I'm angling at
is he just does he just so hardcore believe the
same stuff. I mean that they doesn't want to. Yeah,
I suspect.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
So.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, I'm absolutely a supporter of amask Mom Donnie is
a support of him.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
It's undeniable.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Wow, that's worse than being communist.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yeah, I mean, because he's had one hundred opportunities to say,
we need good moderate leadership in the Palestinian territories to
lead them to a brighter future. No, he says, I
refuse to condemn Hamas. So I condemned the settler colonialist genocide.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
A very interesting aspect of the New York mayoral race
happened yesterday. If you've been paying attention to this, If
you haven't been paying attention to this, a communist Islamist
is going to be the next mayor of New York.
And he's like thirty three years old.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
He run Mondanie, just a very quick note who during
his earlier career, just a few years ago as a rapper,
released a song in which he praised the so called
Holy Land Five, which were five radical Muslims who killed
an American teenager when he was visiting Jerusalem.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
He's never had a job, although that was our knock
against Fetterman, and Fetterman's turned out to be one of
my favorite senators. So and a loan is not enough
to disqualify. I think I can just lean on being
a communist as lost. I don't have to get into
the work history. But an interesting thing happened yesterday. So
you got a multi person race there, it's Mom Donny
(06:19):
the communist leading by a lot over Andrew Cuomo the groper, corrupt, lying, poor, judgment, elderly,
political hack, and I love you. And then this Curtis
sliw a guy who runs for mayor every election and
has for decades and gets like a tiny percentage of
the vote. But there's been a lot of push to
(06:40):
try to get Slee would get out of the race,
because if you got it down to a two men race.
There was a poll that came out over the weekend
that it had it within five points if Slee Woad
got out. It's an outlier of a poll. I don't
think that's going to hold up. But anyway, then yesterday,
after that poll comes out, yesterday an Apple dump on
Curtis Sliwa came out that was just amazing. I mean
(07:04):
about everything he's ever done in his life. That some
of the various story he's had he's had over the
years about getting robbed and having to fight the robber
and stuff like that were bogus. Or he's got he's
been married four times, so they got into some of
his messy divorces. All this stuff came out yesterday and
(07:25):
and a guy who said, look, I like you Curtis personally,
I like you, but there's more of this and you
need to get out of the race for the for
the best of New York City. So there was like
a big fundraiser. I think, who is talking? Yeah, So
it's basically even his friends are saying, look, I've supported
you all these years, but we know a lot about
your past. We're just gonna keep coming with the APO
(07:47):
until you got to get out because we got to
save New York from this communist again. So that Andrew
Cole couldn't be the mayor. What a terrible state of things. Wow,
But how about that? But that's how ugly politics can get.
Or maybe it shows you how much powerful people, even Democrats,
(08:07):
are saying, we can't have a communist as Lomist as a.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Mayor, right right.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
And then there's the question of I have at times
advocated the point of view that this is actually it
will be good because his policies will be such flaming
disasters that even the young might be forced to recognize
that socialism is horrible. It achieves the opposite of what
you think. It's going to Andy's and Islamist, and it'll
(08:36):
all get exposed and that'll be good in long run.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Wall Street journals making the point today.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
That that damage that it will do to New York
City is bad for the economy. It's bad for the country.
But you know, it's like, you know, I was rooting
for the Mariners last night. What I root for didn't
have much of an effect on the game. So we'll
just have to watch this unfold. Donnie is absolutely everything
(09:06):
he is accused of being and more. He has deliberately,
falsely obscured and softened his positions during this race.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Wait till his true colors come out.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
And that's an excellent point, Appua. Research is always so
interesting to me because people hold it back often and
you know, depending on your lifestyle, you have a little
or a lot of it in your past. And this
Curtis Slee wha has been running for mayor forever and
none of this stuff had come out. It's because he
was a he was you know, he was that third
(09:40):
party guy that was going to get five percent, that
didn't have anything to do with it, was gonna win.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Now that's party being Republicans.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
By the way, the uh uh, the fact that this race,
you know, is what it is, all of a sudden
they unleash this stuff and say out loud. It didn't
even say it quiet, say it out loud. There's more,
there's more, Man so why don't you do the right
thing to say?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Don't make us do it?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
And I wonder how much of it he was thinking, whoa,
you guys knew that?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
How long is it just me and my dog in the room?
How'd you know that?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Or you know, me and my wife on my third divorce,
or the time he got robbed and beat up and
then it was phony. That's something I'll let him. They're
gonna let him, so I'll be exciting. He today this
morning said he's not going anywhere. So the next round
of Apple research is gonna come out. That'll be exciting.
(10:37):
Maybe he just doesn't care. He's an old guy. Now
he's got a young, hot wife.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
So floor Apple research against When Donnie the Kami is
coming out as well, will it sway enough New Yorkers,
We'll have to say.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
It is amazing. As you said that this is the
moderating general election. Mom, Donnie waitingly he wins by twenty
points and we see what he has to say.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
You know, the rest of that Wall Street journal piece
that I referenced pointed out that you remember how when
all the Democrats, especially in twenty sixteen, like promoted Trump
and tried to run down his competition because they thought
Trump would be super easy to beat.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
They really wanted him to run. Happened again in twenty
twenty as well.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
You remember how that ended, right Well, The journal says
the country needs a sane and centrist Democratic Party as
an alternative to the GOP in the post Trump era,
and they're making the point, if you're a patriot more
than a partisan, don't don't be like helping them. Mamdanis
of the world. Get ahead to discredit the Democratic Party.
(11:48):
We are much better off as a country of you know,
snuffing out that sort of politics and teaching the kids
how awful it is, because sooner or later, even if
the Democratic Party goes crazy, something will happen and the
folks will decide, all right, we got to switch off.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
The Republicans for a while, at least a while.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
And if that alternative is Mumdani types, God help us.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
So otters are rising up against us, and cameras and
toilets are becoming a thing. Both stories we need to cover.
Whooa coming up, arm strong and getty if they're flagging
me down. There's a surfer in the water was hit
(12:39):
by an otter where all of.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
A sudden, I feel this like nip on my foot,
and I'm like, okay, that's not good, roll over, or
like roll off my board.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Look behind me, there's an otter on my board and there's.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Another surfer nearby, and I'm like, hey, can you like
help me out? Like there's they got bitten on my foot,
and like there's an order.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
My bored otters are so dang cute. I don't want
to take a chunk out of me. Though it is
a wild animal. If you've never been to the Moderay
Bay Aquarium and watch the otters do to the thing
or taking your kids, man, you gotta it is fantastic
until they turn on you. Turn they turn on you
and start eating you.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Heck you and steal your your surfboard.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Right, So the otters are rising up against us. That
seems like a problem. We'll keep our eye on it.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Here's my favorite quote from the article from the surfer
the cute surfer Girl. I'd call it an exploratory nip.
It didn't puncture my skin or anything, the old exploratory nip.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I've practiced that a few times myself.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Please please Magic.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
This next story is horrifying the popularity of cameras in
toilets um Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Here's the commercial for the product introducing Dakota by Color Health.
Dakota translates your body's signals into real time insights, helping
you decode your body's cues.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Dakota.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
This is advanced spectroscopy sensors to seamlessly analyze what your
body leaves behind its sleeks. Self clamping design blends seamlessly
into any bathroom. Paired with the color Health app, Dakota
delivers personalized health scores to help build lasting, healthy habits.
It's everything your body's been trying to tell you decoded.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
That's a lot of fancy words for I'm going to
look at your crap. Accurate translation.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Indeed, the six hundred dollars Dakota not like the state
is it's spelled differently and clamps over the rim like
your toilet bowl cleaner, pointing an optical sensor at your
excretions and secretions.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Optical sensor is that a camera? I don't know if
I want a camera pointed at my least flattering angle.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
It then analyzes the images that look good from that ankle.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
It then analyzes the images to detect any blood as
well as analyze your gut health and hydrations status.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
But what's better. Not only is it six hundred dollars, there's.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
A subscription fee of between seventy dollars and one hundred
and fifty six dollars per year, depending on the plan
you choose.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Well, let's max out.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
I mean, come on, I want the full plan where
you get one eight by ten, a bunch of wallet
sized and a couple of fours.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
But like with the high school photos, I want a
little retouching. I want to I want the images to
look better than they really are.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
At toilet time, you sign in via fingerprint sensor, so
the device knows who's using the facilities.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Oh great though, so the whole family gets a plug,
gets in on the fund. Katie has said nothing, She's
just only shaking her head at this story. What is
there to say?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
It's an important step toward greater health, that's what's to say.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
And then how hackable is it? This thing? Before you know,
funny memes are made with as of my uth Ala.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
But then you check in with the app for the
day's analysis and trends.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Over time, Let's.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
See, it secures your data via the aforementioned fingerprint scanner
and end and encryption, and notes that the camera uses
discrete optics, looking only at the results, not your body parts.
Dakota's sensors down into your toilet nowhere else. The company says,
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that's what they claim. Yeah, yeah, it works best with
light toilet colors.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
By the way, who doesn't want to sit down on
a toilet with a camera pointing right up at them?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Oh, that reminds me, speaking of dark toilet colors. One
of my favorite odd days I ever spent. I used
to hang out at a winery in Napa that no
longer exists, Unfortunately, they made wonderful wine and while I
was there, they said, do you want to see the
Joe Dimagio toilet? And I said, yes, yes I would,
And they explained to me that Joe Dimaggia used to
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hang out to this winery and he openly admired their
black toilet. This is back in the seventies, you know,
jet black, and that was his favorite toilet to go
to when he was at the winery.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Did you kept the black toilet? Did you use the
Jodamashia toilet?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I'm not saying Armstrong and Getty.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
The mayor of a town in South Carolina, recently caught
a loose spider monkey by enticing it with a hot
cup of coffee. Wow, imagine living in a town with
so many loose spider monkeys that you know how they
take their coffee?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Do you drink a short cup or a long cup?
As I mentioned earlier, I'm buyinging expensive coffee machine and
I was watching videos about it and apparently that's the
way you talk about coffee, and I refuse to It's
a I would like a long coffee if you if
you enjoy shorter coffees, you mean small? Yeah, it was
(17:59):
small and large, but they like saying long or short
for some reason.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
All right, whatever?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Yeah, I remember when I was first ordering Gin and
Tonics tanker a police although several others who will do
they would say, was you like that a tall or
a regular class? I'm like, are you asking me if
I won like a big one or water? Is it
just the shape of the glass.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
No, how do I care? Bring it to me in
a sphere. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
If you're pulling a long shot. You want to do this?
What doing behind doing? What? We have breaking news? Which
I would do I've.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Got one more monkey? Note if I might.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Playing golf the other day with a guy I hadn't
played with and a good buddy of mine, and he
starts telling us about his his son had a had
a finger monkey.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
And and uh.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
And how he used to bring it to bars and
ask girls if they wanted to see his finger monkey.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Okay, I don't this tiny little monkey? Is this a
setup to a joke?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Well, that's what we We just kept waiting for the punchline.
And then he finished his description and we went off
and hit a shot or something. We're like, wait a minute,
tiny finger monkeys? Is this when's the punchline?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
It sounds like it's gonna be like when guys unzip
their pants and stick their hands down there and then
their fingers up. That's why would you reference something that crack.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Child?
Speaker 9 (19:25):
I was about to say how cute these things are,
and then Jack went there, So these things are adorable.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I want one.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
They are teeny little South American monkeys. Okay, so this
guy's sun bought one for like a thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Like, how small are they?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Well, the one I'm looking at is, you know, it's
four to five inches long.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Two inches across.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah, they can wrap around your finger and bite the
hell out of it all bit.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Titties, titties, what tits?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Show me your what is it?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Well?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
And then you break out this little monkey. Small or
arboreal New World monkeys known for their long, non prehensile tales,
as strong family bonds, found in Latin America, many different colors.
They're highly vocal, often engaging in duets, and are monogamous,
with pairs off and resting.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
With their tails yeah, intertwined, Yeah, singing duets. I didn't
know about the finger monkeys. Wow, Okay, how come I've
never heard of this? It seems like I would have
come across somebody who owned one of these. I've known
people who had ferrets and parrots and all kinds of
different animals, but not a finger monkey.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Yeah, And we got done with the round of golf
and still didn't know if the guy was putting us on.
So we both went home and looked it up. Sure enough,
it exists in other monkey news. Wait, there is no
more monkey news back to you.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
So I would use a breaking news sounder here if
it weren't TMZ, because I don't know how reliable TMZ is. Oh,
they're usually pretty reliable. According to TMZ, Donald Trump is
considering commuting Ditty sentence as early as this week. According
to a high ranking White House.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Official, Oh, for God's sake.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
According to our source, TMZ says the President is vacillating
on the commutation that some of the White House staff.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
It was vacillating. Is the vacillating back to.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Some of the White House staff are urging Trump not
to commute the sentence. I'm sure they are saying, dude,
do not do this. But our sources, but our sources
state the obvious Trump will do what he wants, and
we're told Trump could set Diddy free as early this week.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Did you see Trump's reasoning for commuting the sentence that
George Santos because he voted a Republican every time?
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Furthermore, no, why would he commute Ditty? Would would uh
Marcus a celebrity because he's black? And that would the
black community would like that? Would they?
Speaker 3 (21:58):
I think it's that well thought.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Mark Alprin writes, next up shooting someone on Fifth Avenue. Yeah,
I would say you're getting closer every time to testing
that theory. Why in the world, would you let Ditty out?
The only reaction people had from the Ditty sentencing was
that's all. I never heard anybody that even leaned close
toward He didn't need that much or more time in prison.
(22:22):
Between Biden's horrifying abuse of the pardon power and what
Trump's doing, we may have to come up with a
solution to this. Well, maybe it's not too much. Maybe
it's not true. I hope it's not true. I really
hope he doesn't do that. Well, how about the.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Rumors that he's considering pardoning Gillaane Maxwell, Right, Jeffrey Epstein's
Ray Pee buddy.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
They ran in the same social circles.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
All right, let's hope it's not true. So this is interesting.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
I'm told they're making a big deal of this on
the lefty channels, that the the President his new ballroom
that's going to be part of the White House. They've
knocked down one of the exterior walls of the White
House to begin, you know, sewing the new structure onto it,
(23:14):
and people are sending around pictures saying, oh my god,
this is so disturbing.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Well, they were going crazy on MSNBC this morning on
Joe Scarbo. Really, that's what they led with. One of
the most historic buildings on planet Earth, one of the
best known ancient historic buildings on planet Earth, is being
portions of it destroyed for Trump's pie in the sky
ridiculous wanting a ballroom. Things are These.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Are the same people who laughed at the idea of
the Space Force start of Curiousity.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I didn't so I haven't looked into this story at all,
So I didn't know. And if they're knocking down a
wall that has been there for one hundred and fifty years,
I wouldn't think that was cool.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
First of all, I'll get there, Senator Tina Smith from Minnesota.
And if I'd made that name up, how many.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Of you would know?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Okay, Senator Tina Smith said online.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Seeing the White House torn apart is really emblematic of
the times we're in, all right, has a little too obvious,
and the White House communications director Stephen Cheng replied, construction
has always been part of the evolution of the White House.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
The building has been altered and added on to many many.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Times, I understand, but there are parts of it that
I would think, you know, if Teddy Roosevelt stood there.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Do we need to knock it down? Well, he made
the Oval Office a square. It's easier to paint anyway. No,
it's just adding on a bigger ballroom than the East Room,
which a lot of live events are currently held. It
has enough space for two hundred seats if you cram
everybody in there, and Trump wanted a big ballroom with
the capacity for more than six hundred and fifty seats,
(24:52):
and so, using private donations, they are adding on a
ninety thousand square foot ballroom too the White House.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
What hasn't answered the question? Are they knocking down like
ancient parts of the White House that have been there forever.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
I have no idea what just like a wall. I
don't want that.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I don't like the idea of altering these historic buildings.
You can't have it. Could keep the wall or have
it separate or something through a short passageway or something.
I do know, I know people who live in historic houses.
You would never be able to do this.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Oh no, no.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
No, if they're on the historical register or whatever of
your state or your county or not a chance to
do that, right, Yeah, yeah, you know that's an interesting point.
You could have just had like a little breezeway or
something to the ballroom. I'm not altered the footprint of
the building.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Now.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
The main footprint of the White House is the same
as it's always been. The East and West wings are
separate from it, and this is adding on to the
east wing, if that helps you.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I don't know anything about when they built the east
wing or west winger.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
And that's yeah, okay, well, and I'll be the hell
of a bold move.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I'll give you that it is.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
He's a bold guy, no kidding. As of things that
I've got to concern myself with today, it does not
make the list. I mean, we've got finger monkeys on
the loose.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
But right, as far as threats to the empire, go no,
I don't think a bigger ballroom is that big a deal.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Oh that's right, I had more. Wait a minute, this
is interesting.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
But could any president come along and just decide, you know,
what we need is a go kart track.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
I don't know exactly.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
They'd have to pay for it themselves, right, but turn
the south lawn into a go kart track.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
That'd be fun.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Uh And a totally different topic political as well, though
it's very interesting the James Comy thing that Comy is
deliberately turning the case against him into a circus.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
And this is not a partisan thing.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I will not live on my knees, and neither should you.
I am innocent. Let's have a trial, right exactly?
Speaker 4 (27:09):
I should have warned you, Michael, so you could get
our absolutely suffocatingly hilariously self righteous Comy clips in order,
but feel free to drop him.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
In as you like.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
So, as this legal commentator puts it, out of one
point three million lawyers in the United States, he somehow
ended up with the only two who are personally and
deeply entangled in the conduct at issue, A couple of
guys by the name of Michael Drebin and Patrick Fitzgerald
Dreamin was Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Old unfortunate joke? Oh, let's see.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Dreaman has a huge conflict because he was on the
Mueller Special Council Team, which only exists because the leaks
at the center of the case against Komy.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Fitzgerald.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Maybe even worse, some of the leaps ran through him,
which makes him a witness, an active participant, and possibly
even an unindicted co conspirator.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Do you think he did that? Or are you suggesting
he did this on purpose, just to make it crazier
and more muddled.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Uh. Yes, yes, this guy writes.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
By hiring lawyers who share exposure comee guarantees that everyone
stays on script, none of them can break ranks without
risking their own liability. It also complicates discovery because once
defense lawyers are implicated in the scheme, it creates a
huge labyrinth of privilege and related legal entanglements that conveniently
shields the full network from scrutiny while the process gets
(28:33):
bogged down in procedural detours. A serious judge would disqualify
them immediately.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
I mean as a partisan.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Okay, fine, it's not time to plea yet, but I'm
not fight Okay.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
All right, guys, you wmillst be proud of yourself.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
But this is a partisan Biden judge who likely can
let it continue and comy well once again, get away
with gaming the system.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I will not live on my knees the native should do, Okay,
I won't.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
I promise.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Well, And finally, some good news. Unless you have all right,
I'll keep it. This is good news.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
We brought to you this story a few days ago.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
This historical performer who is going to do a one
woman play at a San Diego County library about female
heroes through American history. But the library told her, you
can't do it. If you're going to do any black women.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
That's so crazy.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
And this woman and at Hubble said, I'm not going
to do only white women just because I'm white. That's
not the point of what I'm doing. Library said, we're
not comfortable with you doing the voices of black women,
and so you can't come because you're white.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
And Hubble quite.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Appropriately sued San Diego County and after lawyers got four
and a half seconds to look at the case, said
to the county, you better settle.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
You really need to settle.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
And indeed, our friends at the Pacific Legal found who
played a role in this, said the government should never
tell people are not allowed to do something because of
their race. The Pacific Legal Foundation well deserving of your support.
By the way, if you want to donate a few bucks,
represented Hubble free of charge. The Constitution requires that all
people be treated equally before the law. In this settlement,
blah blah blah, it's a victory for every American to
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pursue their artistic freedom equally.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Clearly, yeah, so that's good.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
They should allow her to portray any historical figure they want.
They should ban one man plays or one woman plays.
I definitely am not a fan. I saw Fred Armison
on Bill mahers show one time. Bill Maher said, you
and I agree on something. One man plays are awful.
They're so they're so pretentious with the plane. Hey man,
(30:45):
what you doing? I don't know what are you looking at?
Just the whole thing is just too much.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
See, there are a couple of famous ones that are
supposed to be pretty good.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
I'm not sure I've ever seen one. You haven't.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
You got to watch one if you watch them. Who
was the guy who famously portrayed Mark Twain?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yeah, I don't know that I would call that a
mark when one man play at all, I've seen that. Yeah,
that's not it all the same sort of.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Maybe I'm not familiar with a genre.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Oh, it's hard to take.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Oh it sounds terrible.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
We will finish strong next, My heart is broken, Strong.
Speaker 10 (31:23):
And Finally, According to The Wall Street Journal, a lot
of fine dining restaurants are now recommending expensive bottles of
water to pair with their meals. Meanwhile, at Applebee's, the
waiter ask sink or tub.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Oh, that's a good punch line.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
That is funny. You remember you remember uh KJP. It
was Biden's press secretary of there first gay black woman
ever to be a White House press and she claimed
that she couldn't keep up with Joe Biden, he was
so vigorous. She's got a new book out called A
Look Inside a Broken White House Outside the Party Lines
(32:01):
that is meant to pull back the curtain on what
she calls the three wrenching weeks before the president ended
his bid for his second term, and she's got all
kinds of excuses for the way he performed in that debate.
She blames his halting twenty twenty four debate performance. That's
(32:22):
the least of the problem. On hunter Biden's federal weapons trial.
The stress of it was too much form, which I'll
bet it was stressful. Well, then he shouldn't be effing president.
If you can't handle your kid's personal life.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Yeah, and arguing with Donald Trump for an hour on
a stage, that's a decent point.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
All kinds of people have all kinds of things in
your life. If you can't do your job while you've
got your personal life going on, within you probably shouldn't
be in that job. John Pierre also claims she saw
no such decline in the oldest ever president's metal acuity
for the Fateful Night, and insists that Biden watching his
only living son facing decades in jail broke his heart.
(33:07):
I'm sure it did, But then again, you still got
to do your job as president. You know, people do
step down to spend more time with their family for real.
Sometimes maybe he should have done that. As soon as
President Biden opened his mouth at the debate podium, I
became worried, she writes, Oh, yeah, you and everyone else
in America. Then our phone started going off. It was
clear that he was sick and that this was the
(33:28):
beginning of the end. He was sick, all right, from dementia,
not from a cold, which she claims here.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
He had been some good clips of her if you
want to hear him.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
He had been traveling back and forth to Europe. We
don't have to time. Maybe tomorrow we can bring him up.
He had been traveling all over the place and it
just wiped him out. Again. If you can't handle the travel,
either travel less. You get to make the choice, or
you can't do the job. Yeah, go on KJP dot
dot dot. So, gee, are you ready to soft rock?
(34:06):
Here's your host for final thoughts, Joe Getty.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Let's get a final thought from everybody on the crew
to wrap things up for the day. Michael Agelow pushing
the buttons in the control room. Michael, what's your favorite
with your final thought?
Speaker 3 (34:16):
You know, I feel a.
Speaker 7 (34:17):
Little bit ashamed today actually because I brought you that
toilet cam story earlier in the hour, and that was
my responsibility. It may be the most the most lowbrow
thing I've ever brought the show.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Probably is a childish and puria.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
You know.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Yeah, do better be better?
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Katie Green are a esteemed news woman. As a final thought, Katie.
Speaker 9 (34:35):
Between mailbag and Facebook and Twitter, I just want to
say thanks to our listeners for all the awesome sweet
words yesterday.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
After hearing Jack, Jo, Mike Mike's.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Heartbeat, it was really it was really cool Katie's unborn baby, Jack, Jo, Mike, Mike,
that's right, uh, Jack.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
A final thought for us.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
So, I'm kind of dressed up today and I've gotten
several compliments on my soup jacket, which I bought on
eBay for a tiny fraction of its original cost, So
I'm very pleased with that. I love when I get
a good bargain like that.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Fits nicely off the rack too. Did you go to
a lot of trouble to ensure that it would?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Or Oh, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Gotta choose the size you wear. You can't just randomly
choose something. Yeah, but the sizes aren't, you know, super consistent,
but close enough? Obviously, I was I gonna say.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Oh under hot links at Armstrong in giddy dot com.
Is that article about the feminization of Americas a think
piece by really gifted off?
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Or it's getting tremendous amounts of attention.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Read it yourself and or circle back and grab the
podcast Armstrong and Getty on demand, Hour two of today's show,
Super intriguing.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Does it explain the woke thing? Kind of does?
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Some idiot paid twelve thousand dollars for the suit jacket
just the oh my lord, twelve pounds looking jacket. It
is looking jacket.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
I paid a couple hundred bucks a couple under Are
you stroking my finger?
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Monkey? Are you kidding? I know?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
I'm kiddy, Armstrong. You get wrapping up another grueling four
hour workday. We will see tomorrow. God bless America.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
I'm Strong and Getty.
Speaker 11 (36:08):
If you missed anything, don't dismay. The podcast is ready.
You can listen all day. We caught it
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Armstrong and Getty
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio the George
Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong, Joe Getty.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Arm Strong and Getty and He.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Armstrong and Eddy.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Johann Mandami needs to be condemned for embracing a supporter
of terrorism.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Oh, I think it's a shame that that particular man
is endorsing him and very frandom with him.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You can see there's a relationships chip.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
That was Curtis Sliwa, who ought to get out of
the race from New York Governor, I'm sorry New York
Mayor and Donald J. Trump talking about the fact that
Mum Donnie is buds with and posed for pictures with
and appeared with a E mom in New York City
who was an unindicted co conspirator in the first World
(00:59):
Trade Center bombing, And.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Why was Mom Donnie hanging around the guy?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
This is imam, I think what.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, yeah, And he says, look, other politicians have met
with this guy. He's a super influential E mom in
New York and we'll tell you more about him. But,
as The Free Press wrote it, less than twenty four
hours after spending much of a televised New York City
mayoral debate, fending off questions about hamas and equivocating and
refusing to condemn them. Front runners are on. When Donnie
(01:30):
told a small group in Brooklyn how he really felt.
Quote when I stand on that stage, he said before
an all male crowd dressed in caftans and skull caps. Quote,
I have a former governor trying to make me feel
ashamed for standing up for universal rights and extending them
to Palestinians as well.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I know I'm not alone. The crowd erupted.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Alaak bar ala'aqwar.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Men shouted gleefully in the video of the speech.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Let's go to a fifty Eric shawn a Fox News
telling us about the story.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
It was the first attack by radical Islamic terrorists against
the World Trade Center February nineteen ninety three. A bomb explodes,
killing six people and injuring one thousand. The infamous blind
Shake Abdul Rochman and his Islamic terrorist cell carried it out.
And we're also Chargeder plotting to blow up New York
(02:21):
City tunnels and buildings. At his trial, the man seen
here on the right standing next to a smiling New
York mayoral front runner Zoran Mamdani testified as a defense
witness at Rochaman's trial and praised him. He is Imam
Shuraj Wajaj, whom I'm donni who refuses to renounce despite
calls to do so.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
You're a handful of clips of the Imam through the years.
This is his preaching in New York. We'll start with
fifty five.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Michael, go from there.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay, that was hard to hear it.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
He said, get involved in politics, not because it's the
Americans thing to do. Get involved in politics because it
can be a weapon for Islam.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Nar right.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Next one, I'm going to defend this country. Know this
country is.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
It's a garbage can, filthy, filthy sick who that that
same guy, same guy.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, here's a third example. We'll go to school and
put American flag and try these little babies.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Our pleasure leagions through the flag of the United States
of America. It's going to be public for which is sand.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
You got a pledge allagiance to Islam.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
So how did I don't remember, how did Barack Obama
handle it? When the reverend right stuff broke, which is
kind of in the same vein, He.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Very skilled fully said, I didn't hear anything like that.
He never said anything like that when I was there,
and that was demonstrably false. But with the aid of
like the entirety of the mainstream media just kind of
went away.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Why doesn't let moderate voters, Why doesn't Mom Donnie renounce this? Dude,
donnounce it's.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
His he Mom, I don't know it's okay to lie
to advance the cause of Islam.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
So I'm surprised he doesn't. But some of his voters.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
He doesn't need the Muslim vote to win though in
New York to be mayor. I don't think. Yeah, I
just I don't know. I guess what I'm angling at
is he just does he just so hardcore believe the
same stuff. I mean that they doesn't want to. Yeah,
I suspect.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
So.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, I'm absolutely a supporter of amask Mom Donnie is
a support of him.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
It's undeniable.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Wow, that's worse than being communist.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yeah, I mean, because he's had one hundred opportunities to say,
we need good moderate leadership in the Palestinian territories to
lead them to a brighter future. No, he says, I
refuse to condemn Hamas. So I condemned the settler colonialist genocide.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
A very interesting aspect of the New York mayoral race
happened yesterday. If you've been paying attention to this, If
you haven't been paying attention to this, a communist Islamist
is going to be the next mayor of New York.
And he's like thirty three years old.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
He run Mondanie, just a very quick note who during
his earlier career, just a few years ago as a rapper,
released a song in which he praised the so called
Holy Land Five, which were five radical Muslims who killed
an American teenager when he was visiting Jerusalem.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
He's never had a job, although that was our knock
against Fetterman, and Fetterman's turned out to be one of
my favorite senators. So and a loan is not enough
to disqualify. I think I can just lean on being
a communist as lost. I don't have to get into
the work history. But an interesting thing happened yesterday. So
you got a multi person race there, it's Mom Donny
(06:19):
the communist leading by a lot over Andrew Cuomo the groper, corrupt, lying, poor, judgment, elderly,
political hack, and I love you. And then this Curtis
sliw a guy who runs for mayor every election and
has for decades and gets like a tiny percentage of
the vote. But there's been a lot of push to
(06:40):
try to get Slee would get out of the race,
because if you got it down to a two men race.
There was a poll that came out over the weekend
that it had it within five points if Slee Woad
got out. It's an outlier of a poll. I don't
think that's going to hold up. But anyway, then yesterday,
after that poll comes out, yesterday an Apple dump on
Curtis Sliwa came out that was just amazing. I mean
(07:04):
about everything he's ever done in his life. That some
of the various story he's had he's had over the
years about getting robbed and having to fight the robber
and stuff like that were bogus. Or he's got he's
been married four times, so they got into some of
his messy divorces. All this stuff came out yesterday and
(07:25):
and a guy who said, look, I like you Curtis personally,
I like you, but there's more of this and you
need to get out of the race for the for
the best of New York City. So there was like
a big fundraiser. I think, who is talking? Yeah, So
it's basically even his friends are saying, look, I've supported
you all these years, but we know a lot about
your past. We're just gonna keep coming with the APO
(07:47):
until you got to get out because we got to
save New York from this communist again. So that Andrew
Cole couldn't be the mayor. What a terrible state of things. Wow,
But how about that? But that's how ugly politics can get.
Or maybe it shows you how much powerful people, even Democrats,
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are saying, we can't have a communist as Lomist as a.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Mayor, right right.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
And then there's the question of I have at times
advocated the point of view that this is actually it
will be good because his policies will be such flaming
disasters that even the young might be forced to recognize
that socialism is horrible. It achieves the opposite of what
you think. It's going to Andy's and Islamist, and it'll
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all get exposed and that'll be good in long run.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Wall Street journals making the point today.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
That that damage that it will do to New York
City is bad for the economy. It's bad for the country.
But you know, it's like, you know, I was rooting
for the Mariners last night. What I root for didn't
have much of an effect on the game. So we'll
just have to watch this unfold. Donnie is absolutely everything
(09:06):
he is accused of being and more. He has deliberately,
falsely obscured and softened his positions during this race.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Wait till his true colors come out.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
And that's an excellent point, Appua. Research is always so
interesting to me because people hold it back often and
you know, depending on your lifestyle, you have a little
or a lot of it in your past. And this
Curtis Slee wha has been running for mayor forever and
none of this stuff had come out. It's because he
was a he was you know, he was that third
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party guy that was going to get five percent, that
didn't have anything to do with it, was gonna win.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Now that's party being Republicans.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
By the way, the uh uh, the fact that this race,
you know, is what it is, all of a sudden
they unleash this stuff and say out loud. It didn't
even say it quiet, say it out loud. There's more,
there's more, Man so why don't you do the right
thing to say?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Don't make us do it?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
And I wonder how much of it he was thinking, whoa,
you guys knew that?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
How long is it just me and my dog in the room?
How'd you know that?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Or you know, me and my wife on my third divorce,
or the time he got robbed and beat up and
then it was phony. That's something I'll let him. They're
gonna let him, so I'll be exciting. He today this
morning said he's not going anywhere. So the next round
of Apple research is gonna come out. That'll be exciting.
(10:37):
Maybe he just doesn't care. He's an old guy. Now
he's got a young, hot wife.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
So floor Apple research against When Donnie the Kami is
coming out as well, will it sway enough New Yorkers,
We'll have to say.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
It is amazing. As you said that this is the
moderating general election. Mom, Donnie waitingly he wins by twenty
points and we see what he has to say.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
You know, the rest of that Wall Street journal piece
that I referenced pointed out that you remember how when
all the Democrats, especially in twenty sixteen, like promoted Trump
and tried to run down his competition because they thought
Trump would be super easy to beat.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
They really wanted him to run. Happened again in twenty
twenty as well.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
You remember how that ended, right Well, The journal says
the country needs a sane and centrist Democratic Party as
an alternative to the GOP in the post Trump era,
and they're making the point, if you're a patriot more
than a partisan, don't don't be like helping them. Mamdanis
of the world. Get ahead to discredit the Democratic Party.
(11:48):
We are much better off as a country of you know,
snuffing out that sort of politics and teaching the kids
how awful it is, because sooner or later, even if
the Democratic Party goes crazy, something will happen and the
folks will decide, all right, we got to switch off.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
The Republicans for a while, at least a while.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
And if that alternative is Mumdani types, God help us.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
So otters are rising up against us, and cameras and
toilets are becoming a thing. Both stories we need to cover.
Whooa coming up, arm strong and getty if they're flagging
me down. There's a surfer in the water was hit
(12:39):
by an otter where all of.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
A sudden, I feel this like nip on my foot,
and I'm like, okay, that's not good, roll over, or
like roll off my board.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Look behind me, there's an otter on my board and there's.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Another surfer nearby, and I'm like, hey, can you like
help me out? Like there's they got bitten on my foot,
and like there's an order.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
My bored otters are so dang cute. I don't want
to take a chunk out of me. Though it is
a wild animal. If you've never been to the Moderay
Bay Aquarium and watch the otters do to the thing
or taking your kids, man, you gotta it is fantastic
until they turn on you. Turn they turn on you
and start eating you.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Heck you and steal your your surfboard.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Right, So the otters are rising up against us. That
seems like a problem. We'll keep our eye on it.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Here's my favorite quote from the article from the surfer
the cute surfer Girl. I'd call it an exploratory nip.
It didn't puncture my skin or anything, the old exploratory nip.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I've practiced that a few times myself.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Please please Magic.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
This next story is horrifying the popularity of cameras in
toilets um Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Here's the commercial for the product introducing Dakota by Color Health.
Dakota translates your body's signals into real time insights, helping
you decode your body's cues.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Dakota.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
This is advanced spectroscopy sensors to seamlessly analyze what your
body leaves behind its sleeks. Self clamping design blends seamlessly
into any bathroom. Paired with the color Health app, Dakota
delivers personalized health scores to help build lasting, healthy habits.
It's everything your body's been trying to tell you decoded.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
That's a lot of fancy words for I'm going to
look at your crap. Accurate translation.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Indeed, the six hundred dollars Dakota not like the state
is it's spelled differently and clamps over the rim like
your toilet bowl cleaner, pointing an optical sensor at your
excretions and secretions.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Optical sensor is that a camera? I don't know if
I want a camera pointed at my least flattering angle.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
It then analyzes the images that look good from that ankle.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
It then analyzes the images to detect any blood as
well as analyze your gut health and hydrations status.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
But what's better. Not only is it six hundred dollars, there's.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
A subscription fee of between seventy dollars and one hundred
and fifty six dollars per year, depending on the plan
you choose.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Well, let's max out.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
I mean, come on, I want the full plan where
you get one eight by ten, a bunch of wallet
sized and a couple of fours.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
But like with the high school photos, I want a
little retouching. I want to I want the images to
look better than they really are.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
At toilet time, you sign in via fingerprint sensor, so
the device knows who's using the facilities.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Oh great though, so the whole family gets a plug,
gets in on the fund. Katie has said nothing, She's
just only shaking her head at this story. What is
there to say?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
It's an important step toward greater health, that's what's to say.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
And then how hackable is it? This thing? Before you know,
funny memes are made with as of my uth Ala.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
But then you check in with the app for the
day's analysis and trends.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Over time, Let's.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
See, it secures your data via the aforementioned fingerprint scanner
and end and encryption, and notes that the camera uses
discrete optics, looking only at the results, not your body parts.
Dakota's sensors down into your toilet nowhere else. The company says,
(16:27):
that's what they claim. Yeah, yeah, it works best with
light toilet colors.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
By the way, who doesn't want to sit down on
a toilet with a camera pointing right up at them?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Oh, that reminds me, speaking of dark toilet colors. One
of my favorite odd days I ever spent. I used
to hang out at a winery in Napa that no
longer exists, Unfortunately, they made wonderful wine and while I
was there, they said, do you want to see the
Joe Dimagio toilet? And I said, yes, yes I would,
And they explained to me that Joe Dimaggia used to
(17:00):
hang out to this winery and he openly admired their
black toilet. This is back in the seventies, you know,
jet black, and that was his favorite toilet to go
to when he was at the winery.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Did you kept the black toilet? Did you use the
Jodamashia toilet?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I'm not saying Armstrong and Getty.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
The mayor of a town in South Carolina, recently caught
a loose spider monkey by enticing it with a hot
cup of coffee. Wow, imagine living in a town with
so many loose spider monkeys that you know how they
take their coffee?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Do you drink a short cup or a long cup?
As I mentioned earlier, I'm buyinging expensive coffee machine and
I was watching videos about it and apparently that's the
way you talk about coffee, and I refuse to It's
a I would like a long coffee if you if
you enjoy shorter coffees, you mean small? Yeah, it was
(17:59):
small and large, but they like saying long or short
for some reason.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
All right, whatever?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Yeah, I remember when I was first ordering Gin and
Tonics tanker a police although several others who will do
they would say, was you like that a tall or
a regular class? I'm like, are you asking me if
I won like a big one or water? Is it
just the shape of the glass.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
No, how do I care? Bring it to me in
a sphere. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
If you're pulling a long shot. You want to do this?
What doing behind doing? What? We have breaking news? Which
I would do I've.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Got one more monkey? Note if I might.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Playing golf the other day with a guy I hadn't
played with and a good buddy of mine, and he
starts telling us about his his son had a had
a finger monkey.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
And and uh.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
And how he used to bring it to bars and
ask girls if they wanted to see his finger monkey.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Okay, I don't this tiny little monkey? Is this a
setup to a joke?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Well, that's what we We just kept waiting for the punchline.
And then he finished his description and we went off
and hit a shot or something. We're like, wait a minute,
tiny finger monkeys? Is this when's the punchline?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
It sounds like it's gonna be like when guys unzip
their pants and stick their hands down there and then
their fingers up. That's why would you reference something that crack.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Child?
Speaker 9 (19:25):
I was about to say how cute these things are,
and then Jack went there, So these things are adorable.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I want one.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
They are teeny little South American monkeys. Okay, so this
guy's sun bought one for like a thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Like, how small are they?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Well, the one I'm looking at is, you know, it's
four to five inches long.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Two inches across.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah, they can wrap around your finger and bite the
hell out of it all bit.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Titties, titties, what tits?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Show me your what is it?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Well?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
And then you break out this little monkey. Small or
arboreal New World monkeys known for their long, non prehensile tales,
as strong family bonds, found in Latin America, many different colors.
They're highly vocal, often engaging in duets, and are monogamous,
with pairs off and resting.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
With their tails yeah, intertwined, Yeah, singing duets. I didn't
know about the finger monkeys. Wow, Okay, how come I've
never heard of this? It seems like I would have
come across somebody who owned one of these. I've known
people who had ferrets and parrots and all kinds of
different animals, but not a finger monkey.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Yeah, And we got done with the round of golf
and still didn't know if the guy was putting us on.
So we both went home and looked it up. Sure enough,
it exists in other monkey news. Wait, there is no
more monkey news back to you.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
So I would use a breaking news sounder here if
it weren't TMZ, because I don't know how reliable TMZ is. Oh,
they're usually pretty reliable. According to TMZ, Donald Trump is
considering commuting Ditty sentence as early as this week. According
to a high ranking White House.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Official, Oh, for God's sake.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
According to our source, TMZ says the President is vacillating
on the commutation that some of the White House staff.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
It was vacillating. Is the vacillating back to.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Some of the White House staff are urging Trump not
to commute the sentence. I'm sure they are saying, dude,
do not do this. But our sources, but our sources
state the obvious Trump will do what he wants, and
we're told Trump could set Diddy free as early this week.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Did you see Trump's reasoning for commuting the sentence that
George Santos because he voted a Republican every time?
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Furthermore, no, why would he commute Ditty? Would would uh
Marcus a celebrity because he's black? And that would the
black community would like that? Would they?
Speaker 3 (21:58):
I think it's that well thought.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Mark Alprin writes, next up shooting someone on Fifth Avenue. Yeah,
I would say you're getting closer every time to testing
that theory. Why in the world, would you let Ditty out?
The only reaction people had from the Ditty sentencing was
that's all. I never heard anybody that even leaned close
toward He didn't need that much or more time in prison.
(22:22):
Between Biden's horrifying abuse of the pardon power and what
Trump's doing, we may have to come up with a
solution to this. Well, maybe it's not too much. Maybe
it's not true. I hope it's not true. I really
hope he doesn't do that. Well, how about the.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Rumors that he's considering pardoning Gillaane Maxwell, Right, Jeffrey Epstein's
Ray Pee buddy.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
They ran in the same social circles.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
All right, let's hope it's not true. So this is interesting.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
I'm told they're making a big deal of this on
the lefty channels, that the the President his new ballroom
that's going to be part of the White House. They've
knocked down one of the exterior walls of the White
House to begin, you know, sewing the new structure onto it,
(23:14):
and people are sending around pictures saying, oh my god,
this is so disturbing.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Well, they were going crazy on MSNBC this morning on
Joe Scarbo. Really, that's what they led with. One of
the most historic buildings on planet Earth, one of the
best known ancient historic buildings on planet Earth, is being
portions of it destroyed for Trump's pie in the sky
ridiculous wanting a ballroom. Things are These.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Are the same people who laughed at the idea of
the Space Force start of Curiousity.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I didn't so I haven't looked into this story at all,
So I didn't know. And if they're knocking down a
wall that has been there for one hundred and fifty years,
I wouldn't think that was cool.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
First of all, I'll get there, Senator Tina Smith from Minnesota.
And if I'd made that name up, how many.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Of you would know?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Okay, Senator Tina Smith said online.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Seeing the White House torn apart is really emblematic of
the times we're in, all right, has a little too obvious,
and the White House communications director Stephen Cheng replied, construction
has always been part of the evolution of the White House.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
The building has been altered and added on to many many.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Times, I understand, but there are parts of it that
I would think, you know, if Teddy Roosevelt stood there.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Do we need to knock it down? Well, he made
the Oval Office a square. It's easier to paint anyway. No,
it's just adding on a bigger ballroom than the East Room,
which a lot of live events are currently held. It
has enough space for two hundred seats if you cram
everybody in there, and Trump wanted a big ballroom with
the capacity for more than six hundred and fifty seats,
(24:52):
and so, using private donations, they are adding on a
ninety thousand square foot ballroom too the White House.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
What hasn't answered the question? Are they knocking down like
ancient parts of the White House that have been there forever.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
I have no idea what just like a wall. I
don't want that.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I don't like the idea of altering these historic buildings.
You can't have it. Could keep the wall or have
it separate or something through a short passageway or something.
I do know, I know people who live in historic houses.
You would never be able to do this.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Oh no, no.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
No, if they're on the historical register or whatever of
your state or your county or not a chance to
do that, right, Yeah, yeah, you know that's an interesting point.
You could have just had like a little breezeway or
something to the ballroom. I'm not altered the footprint of
the building.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Now.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
The main footprint of the White House is the same
as it's always been. The East and West wings are
separate from it, and this is adding on to the
east wing, if that helps you.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I don't know anything about when they built the east
wing or west winger.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
And that's yeah, okay, well, and I'll be the hell
of a bold move.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I'll give you that it is.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
He's a bold guy, no kidding. As of things that
I've got to concern myself with today, it does not
make the list. I mean, we've got finger monkeys on
the loose.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
But right, as far as threats to the empire, go no,
I don't think a bigger ballroom is that big a deal.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Oh that's right, I had more. Wait a minute, this
is interesting.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
But could any president come along and just decide, you know,
what we need is a go kart track.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
I don't know exactly.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
They'd have to pay for it themselves, right, but turn
the south lawn into a go kart track.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
That'd be fun.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Uh And a totally different topic political as well, though
it's very interesting the James Comy thing that Comy is
deliberately turning the case against him into a circus.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
And this is not a partisan thing.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I will not live on my knees, and neither should you.
I am innocent. Let's have a trial, right exactly?
Speaker 4 (27:09):
I should have warned you, Michael, so you could get
our absolutely suffocatingly hilariously self righteous Comy clips in order,
but feel free to drop him.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
In as you like.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
So, as this legal commentator puts it, out of one
point three million lawyers in the United States, he somehow
ended up with the only two who are personally and
deeply entangled in the conduct at issue, A couple of
guys by the name of Michael Drebin and Patrick Fitzgerald
Dreamin was Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Old unfortunate joke? Oh, let's see.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Dreaman has a huge conflict because he was on the
Mueller Special Council Team, which only exists because the leaks
at the center of the case against Komy.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Fitzgerald.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Maybe even worse, some of the leaps ran through him,
which makes him a witness, an active participant, and possibly
even an unindicted co conspirator.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Do you think he did that? Or are you suggesting
he did this on purpose, just to make it crazier
and more muddled.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Uh. Yes, yes, this guy writes.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
By hiring lawyers who share exposure comee guarantees that everyone
stays on script, none of them can break ranks without
risking their own liability. It also complicates discovery because once
defense lawyers are implicated in the scheme, it creates a
huge labyrinth of privilege and related legal entanglements that conveniently
shields the full network from scrutiny while the process gets
(28:33):
bogged down in procedural detours. A serious judge would disqualify
them immediately.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
I mean as a partisan.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Okay, fine, it's not time to plea yet, but I'm
not fight Okay.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
All right, guys, you wmillst be proud of yourself.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
But this is a partisan Biden judge who likely can
let it continue and comy well once again, get away
with gaming the system.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I will not live on my knees the native should do, Okay,
I won't.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
I promise.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Well, And finally, some good news. Unless you have all right,
I'll keep it. This is good news.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
We brought to you this story a few days ago.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
This historical performer who is going to do a one
woman play at a San Diego County library about female
heroes through American history. But the library told her, you
can't do it. If you're going to do any black women.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
That's so crazy.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
And this woman and at Hubble said, I'm not going
to do only white women just because I'm white. That's
not the point of what I'm doing. Library said, we're
not comfortable with you doing the voices of black women,
and so you can't come because you're white.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
And Hubble quite.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Appropriately sued San Diego County and after lawyers got four
and a half seconds to look at the case, said
to the county, you better settle.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
You really need to settle.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
And indeed, our friends at the Pacific Legal found who
played a role in this, said the government should never
tell people are not allowed to do something because of
their race. The Pacific Legal Foundation well deserving of your support.
By the way, if you want to donate a few bucks,
represented Hubble free of charge. The Constitution requires that all
people be treated equally before the law. In this settlement,
blah blah blah, it's a victory for every American to
(30:20):
pursue their artistic freedom equally.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Clearly, yeah, so that's good.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
They should allow her to portray any historical figure they want.
They should ban one man plays or one woman plays.
I definitely am not a fan. I saw Fred Armison
on Bill mahers show one time. Bill Maher said, you
and I agree on something. One man plays are awful.
They're so they're so pretentious with the plane. Hey man,
(30:45):
what you doing? I don't know what are you looking at?
Just the whole thing is just too much.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
See, there are a couple of famous ones that are
supposed to be pretty good.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
I'm not sure I've ever seen one. You haven't.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
You got to watch one if you watch them. Who
was the guy who famously portrayed Mark Twain?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yeah, I don't know that I would call that a
mark when one man play at all, I've seen that. Yeah,
that's not it all the same sort of.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Maybe I'm not familiar with a genre.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Oh, it's hard to take.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Oh it sounds terrible.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
We will finish strong next, My heart is broken, Strong.
Speaker 10 (31:23):
And Finally, According to The Wall Street Journal, a lot
of fine dining restaurants are now recommending expensive bottles of
water to pair with their meals. Meanwhile, at Applebee's, the
waiter ask sink or tub.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Oh, that's a good punch line.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
That is funny. You remember you remember uh KJP. It
was Biden's press secretary of there first gay black woman
ever to be a White House press and she claimed
that she couldn't keep up with Joe Biden, he was
so vigorous. She's got a new book out called A
Look Inside a Broken White House Outside the Party Lines
(32:01):
that is meant to pull back the curtain on what
she calls the three wrenching weeks before the president ended
his bid for his second term, and she's got all
kinds of excuses for the way he performed in that debate.
She blames his halting twenty twenty four debate performance. That's
(32:22):
the least of the problem. On hunter Biden's federal weapons trial.
The stress of it was too much form, which I'll
bet it was stressful. Well, then he shouldn't be effing president.
If you can't handle your kid's personal life.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Yeah, and arguing with Donald Trump for an hour on
a stage, that's a decent point.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
All kinds of people have all kinds of things in
your life. If you can't do your job while you've
got your personal life going on, within you probably shouldn't
be in that job. John Pierre also claims she saw
no such decline in the oldest ever president's metal acuity
for the Fateful Night, and insists that Biden watching his
only living son facing decades in jail broke his heart.
(33:07):
I'm sure it did, But then again, you still got
to do your job as president. You know, people do
step down to spend more time with their family for real.
Sometimes maybe he should have done that. As soon as
President Biden opened his mouth at the debate podium, I
became worried, she writes, Oh, yeah, you and everyone else
in America. Then our phone started going off. It was
clear that he was sick and that this was the
(33:28):
beginning of the end. He was sick, all right, from dementia,
not from a cold, which she claims here.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
He had been some good clips of her if you
want to hear him.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
He had been traveling back and forth to Europe. We
don't have to time. Maybe tomorrow we can bring him up.
He had been traveling all over the place and it
just wiped him out. Again. If you can't handle the travel,
either travel less. You get to make the choice, or
you can't do the job. Yeah, go on KJP dot
dot dot. So, gee, are you ready to soft rock?
(34:06):
Here's your host for final thoughts, Joe Getty.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Let's get a final thought from everybody on the crew
to wrap things up for the day. Michael Agelow pushing
the buttons in the control room. Michael, what's your favorite
with your final thought?
Speaker 3 (34:16):
You know, I feel a.
Speaker 7 (34:17):
Little bit ashamed today actually because I brought you that
toilet cam story earlier in the hour, and that was
my responsibility. It may be the most the most lowbrow
thing I've ever brought the show.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Probably is a childish and puria.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
You know.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Yeah, do better be better?
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Katie Green are a esteemed news woman. As a final thought, Katie.
Speaker 9 (34:35):
Between mailbag and Facebook and Twitter, I just want to
say thanks to our listeners for all the awesome sweet
words yesterday.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
After hearing Jack, Jo, Mike Mike's.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Heartbeat, it was really it was really cool Katie's unborn baby, Jack, Jo, Mike, Mike,
that's right, uh, Jack.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
A final thought for us.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
So, I'm kind of dressed up today and I've gotten
several compliments on my soup jacket, which I bought on
eBay for a tiny fraction of its original cost, So
I'm very pleased with that. I love when I get
a good bargain like that.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Fits nicely off the rack too. Did you go to
a lot of trouble to ensure that it would?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Or Oh, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Gotta choose the size you wear. You can't just randomly
choose something. Yeah, but the sizes aren't, you know, super consistent,
but close enough? Obviously, I was I gonna say.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Oh under hot links at Armstrong in giddy dot com.
Is that article about the feminization of Americas a think
piece by really gifted off?
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Or it's getting tremendous amounts of attention.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Read it yourself and or circle back and grab the
podcast Armstrong and Getty on demand, Hour two of today's show,
Super intriguing.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Does it explain the woke thing? Kind of does?
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Some idiot paid twelve thousand dollars for the suit jacket
just the oh my lord, twelve pounds looking jacket. It
is looking jacket.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
I paid a couple hundred bucks a couple under Are
you stroking my finger?
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Monkey? Are you kidding? I know?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
I'm kiddy, Armstrong. You get wrapping up another grueling four
hour workday. We will see tomorrow. God bless America.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
I'm Strong and Getty.
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