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May 12, 2025 12 mins

On the Monday May 12, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast...

  • An outstanding impersonator...
  • Jack brings us an AI craze...
  • Katie demonstrates why she needs the cone of shame!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Babies that talk like adults.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's one more thing. I'm strong and geddy. Seems to
be the hottest thing on the internet. Babies that talk
like adults. More on that in the second. So we
got a new Trump impersonator. Where did this person come from?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Katie? I just stumbled across him on X but or Twitter.
I don't know what to call it anymore. But this
guy he you know, Austin Nasso, who's the one that
we usually play. He's just got trumped down to a tee.
This guy's giving him a run for his money. It's
pretty funny, okay.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
The India Pakistan war, I call it World War seven
eleven is officially over. We ended it this morning. It
was a tremendous morning. We did a great job. My
phone rang. It was a number I didn't recognize. I
was feeling risky, right, it was feeling risky. So I
picked it up and they said to me, sir, we
like to talk to you about your extended war. And

(00:57):
to I said, we're not going to do that. We
know who the hell is on the phone. We're not
going to do that. And then the other phone rang
and it was another number I didn't know. So I
picked it up and they said to me, sir, you've
won the lottery. Now send me a social Security number.
And I knew at that moment we had a golden opportunity, right,

(01:17):
we had a big, beautiful golden opportunity. We took both phones,
we put them together. We said, talk, make a deal.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Settled the India Pakistan war thing.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
That's pretty funny.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Got two scammers on the phone and had him go
at it.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
World War seven eleven.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Wow, that's that's some meggy stuff. Jack and I don't approve. Wow, Wow,
that's good. It's how ridiculous was it that Alec Baldwin
his quote unquote Trump imitation? It wasn't on TV.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
The AI craze of having babies doing things is huge,
and we talked about this a couple of weeks ago.
I love the you know, All Babies, Cast of Friends,
All Babies movie, Goodfellas, All Babies, you know, pick whatever
it is. They make the characters into babies, and it's
just it's amazing how they do it. And I don't

(02:23):
know why. It's so charming. And then I sent Joe
one over the weekend. It was a old Monty Python
bit that they turned into babies awesome.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
For some reason, I watched it for a little while
and I thought, Okay, I get it.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
So you're not into the baby's talking. John Cleese himself
loved it.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Oh, I don't doubt it for a second. He wrote it,
It's fine.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
I don't know, Katie, I've seen like twenty episodes of
that show. Now though everybody's making talking babies.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
It's run its course with you, huh. I just I
wonder what I wonder how maybe it's over. I don't
know how how.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
About the legs are rounding?

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Absolutely, I mean because the babies resemble the adults that
they are taking the place of in a way. It's
a little mind ben I.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Read I treated a little Trump, a little orange Trump
baby who was talking about I don't remember what he
was talking about. It was very funny about people not working,
you know, leeching off the government. Baby. So the thing
I don't know, and I was just asking, is this
does that require like, does it require anything more than

(03:21):
me than getting like an app and saying make all
the people in the Simpsons babies or something, and then
that's all there is to it? Or is there more
skill involved in that.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
It might take a few more prompts than that, but
in my experience, you know, I was I was trying
to come up with an image just as a run
through of my idiot dog Baxter. And I'll explain my
dispar disparagement of him in a second. But I thought,
all right, let's just what's the first thing pops in mind?
All right, a black lab border Collie mix licking an

(03:55):
ice cream cone on a beach. And I got it
back and I said, all right, add little gray around
the muzzle and a little gray on the chest, and okay,
that's close. Uh, make it a chocolate ice cream cone.
Have the dog where a ball cap, and I want
to see beach umbrellas in the background. But so it
takes a minute or two as you'll refine it, but

(04:16):
it's probably not hard.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
So then would you guess that we're just going to
go through a bunch of trends like this, so the
baby's thing is played in you guys's opinion, So then
it'll be you make all the everybody from everybody loves
Raymond's a dog or whatever it is, and we'll do
that for a while.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh, it's like remember the trend where they were doing
something with all the presidents. Yeah, like all the presidents
are like Vikings and you know, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
That was kind of fun. Yeah, I tell you what, though,
it brings us back to that alleged video of Mcroan
and Merits and others on a train hiding their cocaine
that you're kind of anti. Zelensky, right, is saying, is
proof that something's something? It it's ridiculous, but it's the
quality of it is very, very good. So we are,

(05:02):
I think, into the world we'd imagine was coming, and
that is the completely post truth world in which, you know,
folks with even the slightest pre inclination to believe something,
we'll see it and believe it completely and reject the
notion that it's fake.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Well, you got that from a new standpoint, and then
from the entertainment standpoint, other than a few likes from
your friends, Like, whoever made the money Python skit with babies?
Did they make a dollar off of that? Even if
it was seen by millions of people. I don't even
because it gets it gets retweeted so many different places.
It's not like it's in one source.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, but it's if it's a monetized account, they get
some form of credit.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I don't know. I feel like algorithm algorithms, people are
just doing it. I guess you just do it for
your own amusement mostly then.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Well, I guess, But I don't understand. If I retweet
say that skit and somebody clicks on it, I'd imagine
the person who posted it somehow gets quote unquote credit
for that.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
I don't know it through Twitter. Seems like all this
stuff I see is on so many different platforms. It's so.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Scattered, disparate.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, so scattered out there. Yeah, I think you're going
I do think people are going to have to create
stuff just for the enjoyment of creating.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Stuff because yeah, which, well let's be fine honestly, although
who knows where there's money to be made, people will
figure out a way to make it, and good for them. Ah.
So the reason I called my dog an idiot or
whatever I called him, and I've brought this up before,
but he somehow he stepped on something or he did
something and he had a very minor injury to his Paul. Well,

(06:46):
we discovered when we're not looking at at night and
all he just licks it and licks it and licks it,
and now it's become a terrible mess and he's got
to go get antibiotics and god knows what else, and
he's wearing the cone of shame, which you deserve if
you're listening, Baxter. Yeah, a dumb ass. Anyway, How is
that evolutionarily a thing with dogs? That would they have

(07:08):
fault to do something that turns a minor and insignificant
injury into an infected mess.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
That does happen a lot with dogs. They just out
of boredom, they just start picking at it or whatever
and turn it into.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
A problem discomfort, yeah, whatever it is. But yeah, I
don't get that evolutionarily speaking.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
I would tell you though, because I was at the
farm yesterday where we got four dogs out there and
they live outside all almost all the time, or run
around twenty acres and everything like that. The number of
town dog problems that just don't seem to crop up
with country dogs is interesting, and I don't know why.
I don't know if it's because they get so much exercise, sure,

(07:45):
and maybe they're.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Just so much mental exercise too.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, you're just not as likely to lay there and
lick at your hurt paw because you've been running around
chasing squirrels and rabbits all day long and you're exhausted.
I don't know why, but just a lot of that
stuff just doesn't happen. For whatever.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
I think that's a great theory. I think you're absolutely right.
My dog has a boring life. I admit it. We
walk him a lot, but I mean he's he's kind
of old, and there's only so much he can do.
And you know, I've recommended a number of books to him, fiction,
non fiction, history, some fairly racy stuff, and he just
doesn't he's not interested.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
I do watch the dogs at the farm, and I
think I can. I can watch him for like fifteen
minutes and think you just got more exercise than a
town dog got in a week.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, way to hell over there.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Chasing a rabbit and then all the way back chasing
something else. Have Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Ought to just turn him loose, run around the neighborhood. Yeah,
the neighbors would love that.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
The ConA shame. Yeah, what's that gonna cost you? Any idea?

Speaker 1 (08:46):
I don't know. We're taking him to the vet this afternoon.
It'll four figures. No, do you don't think No?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
No, way, will charge one hundred and fifty bucks for
the cone.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
We have a cone. He's been an idiot for many,
many years. We keep the cone, and we've got a
nice velcrow cloth cone. Yeah, fairly stiff structured thing. Yeah.
This this is not a you use it and throw
it away dog, super luxury cone. Yeah, it's famulous.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
I'm debating on telling you guys a story and I can't.
It's pretty, it's pretty brutal. But it has to do
with my my friend. My friend has a farm and
she's got farm dogs, and one of those farm dogs
decided to bang the other farm dog.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
And the male farm dogs let's use.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
The term make love.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
They were deeply emotionally connected here, right, Yeah, that is in.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Love loving relationship. Yes, many hobbies that they share.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Male dogs unit got stuck in female dog oh, and
ended up inverted.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
So she had to deal with that.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
WHOA.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
She sent me a picture and it was like anything
I've ever seen before.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
The entire thing was inside out.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
I feel like you could send me a picture of
that with no context and I couldn't guess in ten
thousand guesses what I was looking.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Oh, oh, I get it. The female dog prolapsed.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
No, no, the male dog what yeah, like came all
the way out and is stuck out, so they had
to go to the vet.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
Oh, figure out how to fix I told you this
was gruesome.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah. Oh, you're not gonna show us, are you?

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Oh you know, I will. We're friends like that.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
I don't need to see dog whang mishaps. All right,
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
She's a popular Instagram account.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Oh you make the dog look like a baby and
then mishap.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Well, you know, poor little guy. He was really having
a good time though. At least he was doing something
he enjoyed exactly.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Carma, dog wang mishaps.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
It should be on your phones by now.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
There's plenty of sites for them. All right, I'll look
at the picture podcast.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I'm getting ready. I'm actually averting my eyes. I'm gonna
dart over there.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
It comes.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
That's about what I expected, honestly. Wow, so he's got
like a perma.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
I feel like the fact I feel like the fact
that this picture is on my phone has like alerted
me to a number of government agencies or probably.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
And well it should.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Well, if it's on mine, that's got to be on yours.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
I don't like the fact that this was ever on
my phone. He's going to show up in a courtroom someday.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah, there's a red light flashing right now.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
We've got a.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Dog Dick picking Susius here and Rogers seven.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Sir, I'm deleting this immediately.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Thanks for that, Katie, there's something wrong with you. You
should wear the cone of shame. You can't excess your phone.
Well I was going to tell a story about making
asparagus on Mother's Day, but so much for that. Well,
I guess that's it.
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