July 9, 2025 • 13 mins
On the Wednesday July 9, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show...
- Jack brings us the 5 plastic surgeries that everyone should avoid...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
But now I smell like a corpse. Well you should
have thought of that first. It's one more thing.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm strong, and one more thing. Yeah, it's a smell
like a corpse.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
We actually had a little bit of this on the
Armstrong and Getty radio show yesterday when Joe was telling
us about the Brazilian butt lift, which is what is that.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
You like, take fat from one part of your body
and inject it into your butt to make it like
bigger and puffier and higher and stuff. Katie making a
my god, humanity. Yeah, yeah, is have I interpreted your
facial You nailed it.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
You nailed it. And then sometimes the the stuff dies
on you and you smell like, well, you smell like
a dead body because you're declaying, decaying flesh you're carrying.
If you will, you will have you will have buzzards
circling your head.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I think I think my algorithm is listening to us too,
by the way, because I logged into Instagram yesterday and
was horrified at a bbl oozing video that just designed
to the Yeah, it was right, it was.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
The last thing ever.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
But on that sort of topic, I know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Before we get to that sort of topic, I just
quick mention we barely scratch the surface of that New
York Times report. I was talking about your smart devices
are always listening to you and watching you, and I
mean your doorbell is collecting data on you.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
But so it's not at all crazy to think that
her phone or computer or something hurt us. Talking about this,
and the Instagram feed then had information about m correct. Yeah,
so that that actually is happening as far as you
can tell, Yeah, in one way or another. Yeah, sure
seems to be happening.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I mean, there was zero reason for that to show
up on my feed yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
And we've all had that experience where like, why did
I just get an ad for a vacation to someplace
I mentioned to a friend but have never googled in
my wife? Yeah, yeah, that sort of thing. So this
is I'm a plastic surgeon. I'm one of the top
plastic surgeons, and I'd never get these five procedures. And
it lists five of your changing the way you look
(02:04):
procedures that you shouldn't get. I mentioned recently on the show,
is at least contemplating a chintuck because I think it
would make me look quite a bit younger and I
am a single man, so you know, although my son
said he would mock me for the rest of my
life if I did that, as would my entire family.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
So in your entire staff. See, they would mock you.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Now I would look better, I know, I would look better.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
They'd mock you until they're of the age where they're
considering getting a check.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, we get a little of the turkey neck going yeah, yeah,
all right, here are things you don't want to do,
according to this doctor. Liquid and I'd never heard of
many of these liquid nose jobs. This is when they
inject various liquid in your nose to like give you
more symmetry, like if your nose is not perfectly symmetrical,
or if you got a bump or downturned tip or
(02:54):
various things, they can even out your nose by injecting
stuff in there. The problem is that it can kill
the skin, known as necrosis, which you were talking about
yesterday with the Brazilian butt lift. And then you smell
like decaying flesh because that's what you have on your face,
decaying flesh, and it's it can cause you know, your
(03:16):
nose to have a worse shape, and it's very, very
hard to fix air, and it will never quite look
and function the same, the function being breathing, So you
hate to have that to go that and holding up
your glasses. You hate to have that function go away smelling. Yeah, yes,
that's true, that's true. I'd never heard of this one before.
(03:37):
I depigmentation. Born with blue eyes and wish you had green.
They inject pigments into your eyes to make them a
different color. Yeah, apparently this goes wrong a lot, and
it says one of the possible complications is blindness. Oh
you think that is a possible complication.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That's that ought to be at the top of the list.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
There, doctor.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I was thinking diarrhea, but I thought that makes.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Diarrhea and blindness, Joe, those are possible. As you say, diarrhea,
no matter what I figured.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah, I can't see my way to the toilet and
I need to go right now.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh my, how unfortunate. Perhaps you shouldn't have gotten a
I repigmented.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
And this doctor says, I'd suggest just sticking with colored contacts.
Who has blue eyes and wants to change him as
a blue eyed guy person? I mean, you want You're
willing to get needles in the eyes because you wish
you didn't have whatever, Katie.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
When I was a kid, I had beautiful hazel eyes.
They were green and brown. Oh, but just turned brown
as I aged. Imagine my disappointment.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I'm sure what age do you think that you noticed
they were no longer hazel?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh gosh, I don't remember. I think somebody may have
pointed it out to me.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
And think of how it's affected your life.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Oh, I could have been all sorts of better things
than I am right now. Stuff. My wife won't hear it,
so I won't make the inevitable joke. But I could
have been married to a supermodel, which clearly would have
made your life better. Oh, absolutely, judging by what I've seen.
Oh yeah, that's the way to be happy. Marry some
(05:15):
crazy hot chick who lives for her looks.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yes, yes, who probably has had bucle fat removal. That's
a procedure in which they the fat pads, because we
all have them. The fat pads are removed from your
cheeks to create a slimmer appearance and accentuate your cheekbone.
So these right here on your cheeks, everybody. It's part
of the way we're structured.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I need to get rid of mine. Yeah, I got
chubby cheeks. I always have since I was a kid.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Well, they can come in different sizes, but we all
have them. It's just, you know, for.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Whatever reason, I'm getting mine yank this afternoon. Wait a minute,
this guy says, don't yeah, can lead to diarrhea and cheeklessness.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Uh, it just can make you look funny and there's
no fixing it. So it goes wrong a lot, as
basically as.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
All of these things can make you look funny.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
True.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I guess the new trend I was reading about this
un till I thought, what the hell are you reading
about this? The new trend in the Kardashians are blazing
away is being honest about plastic surgery, saying yeah, I
got the such and such lyft from this doctor and
it's great. Don't I look fantastic. It's the era of
full disclosure.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
They're doing that because they've been lying about it for
years and taking all the hell for it.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Okay, it's an interesting thing. So I doubt that I
would actually do this, but if I got a chintok,
I would look better. And if you can make yourself
look better with very little risk, why wouldn't you do
it because vanity is a sin of some sort or
but we do all kinds of other things. I mean,
I'm wearing a suit right now to look better. I
(06:56):
work out every day to work better to look better.
There's all kinds of thing things we do to look
better that we accept societally, but getting carved on, which
I have mocked my whole life. People who do this
also we look down on, maybe because that's purely vanity
in a way that dressing nicely and going to the
(07:17):
gym is not. And I also think it has to
do with like twentieth century Protestant values, and there are
quite a few of them we can name that are
starting to fade somewhat or substantially, and people think more
like you look, if I can afford it, I will
look better, I will be happier.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I'm doing it. Yeah, Well, I can't say you're necessarily wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Well we're old, Katie. I don't know if you've noticed this,
but so we've seen this change in our lifetime. Are
you actually blonde? Oh yeah, you are actually bond Okay,
Well it's a bad example, but it used to be
culturally not cool to dye your hair. You'd get mocked. Oh,
she's a bottle blonde. Nobody would say that at now,
and and and and most people. You know, you get
(08:03):
over the age of forty five fifteen, you start to
have gray hair as a woman, You diet, and every
that's perfectly accepted so and should be.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
But I wonder if, like you know, the chintuk will
go that direction too, where it goes from being looked
down upon, mock to just course you did I don't know,
maybe a couple of the other ones you shouldn't get done.
To wrap this up, browlifts said, it's perfectly fine in
the hands of an expert surgeon, an extremely skilled surgeon.
(08:34):
Otherwise you don't want to get it done. I'm not
you'll have that permanently surprised look. Hey, hey, is this
place on fire?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Could you imagine you having a brow lift and fixing
your RBF in the same week.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
You'd be watching everybody.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
That is the concern with some of these I don't know,
could a chin talks have been around for so long,
there's gotta be tons of surgeons that can do them,
and you're like almost guaranteed you're gonna be perfectly fine.
But some of these you'd really hate to have to
come into work with a big giant lump on the
side of your nose that never existed before and you
can't get rid of now because you went all vanity.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well, then you got to go jacko. You gotta have
surgery to fix that surgery, then some to fix that surgery,
and before you know it looking like a freak.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Absolute freak. And cool sculpting, which is fairly popular. It's
a designed to target fat. It just says here it
does it with acid. They use acid to break down
the fat. That's what's whoever came up with the name
cool sculpting good idea, because that sounds fantastic. Then when
you tell me what it is, We're gonna inject acid
(09:49):
into you that's gonna eat away the fat, it doesn't
sound as well cool.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
But I never heard of that, kittie. Are you familiar
with cool sculpting or yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I am, And I actually have a friend that did
it and said it hurt like hell, but you know,
you saw some results.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I've heard about it a lot. I just didn't know
what it was. And now that I've read about it, well,
I wasn't gonna do it anyway. But it can go
wrong too, And they said, save your money and do
LiPo suction if you're going to do one of those
LiPo sections smarter than.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Which is reputed to be, you know, one of the
more dangerous procedures itself because the danger of infection, but
also incredibly common.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
LiPo section is incredibly common.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah. Yeah, that's the most common cosmetic procedure. Number two,
breast enhancement. It was just reading, since I read all
day long about everything that much smaller, more athletic breasts
are in the big old boobs. No longer hot plastic.
Surgeon's going for the nice mid size models. That's a Corolla,
(10:51):
not an escalade. That's another one that's gone Corollas. That's
another one that's gone pretty mainstream, hasn't. A boob job
was really out there as a certain sort of person
decades ago, and now it's quite common, especially for moms.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I think, yeah, yeah, and you're not gonna get mocked.
I don't think no, no, no, I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I don't think so, not at all. No. I mean
if you go with like giant porn boobs or something.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Like that, then well that makes you a weird I
think twice well that makes the thing would be, can
you stop at one of these? Because I I know,
I mean, I can use my fingers, I can hold
back my chin and look in the mirror like that,
I look, I look younger and better.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Thought about this a good deal, But do it? Just
do it?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I know it'd be good for the show. That's another thing.
I thought it'd be a good thing to talk about
leading up to it. I could almost certainly get it
paid for by some doctor and you know, talk about
it there or whatever. Yeah, it'd be great. You got
to go for it. But can you stop at one
or that's what I wonder, if you just don't open
the floodgates of well this could be tweaked a little
(12:00):
bit or five years later you want to get it again,
because that's what happens.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
We didn't.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
None of us notice Kenny Rodgers or Dolly Parton or
any of those people the first one or two times
have got anything done. They just look good for their age,
I think. And then usually you start to look like
very Manlow or any of these freaks. I mean, you
look like a freak, like a circle, like, hey charge
(12:25):
a dollar to look at this guy?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Freak right right, although maybe you think about it. Like
we're in the middle of a remodel in the house
and we've had friends say, look, if you're considering doing anything,
do it now. While the house is chaotic and torn
up and there's dust and noise. You might as well
you get your chin, do your cheeks, get plugs, and
you show up after a week's vacation skinny face and
(12:47):
the one chin and the flowing hair.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Is count on everybody not to comment on it?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, I know, kiddie, count on everybody not saying anything
about it, right, I can get your glasses.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Well, it's nice, so it looks good on you. There's
something I don't know an different that's.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Funny though if you did, if you're just gonna glance
at me and say what I was going to get done,
you would assume it'd be some sort of hair thing.
But that never even crosses my mind. Really.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, I happen to be watching the news. There's a
cutie on the news, because it's all cuties on the news.
She had the like super thin, hollowed out cheek thing.
That's absolutely obligatory.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
That would be the taking the pad.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
That's what the pads out does Yeah, Oh, you gotta
have that that super skeletal look that although you know,
honestly seventy five years ago everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Had that look true because they were hungry.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Well, that was part of it. Gotta stay hungry jack. Huh.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Well, I guess that's it.
But now I smell like a corpse. Well you should
have thought of that first. It's one more thing.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm strong, and one more thing. Yeah, it's a smell
like a corpse.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
We actually had a little bit of this on the
Armstrong and Getty radio show yesterday when Joe was telling
us about the Brazilian butt lift, which is what is that.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
You like, take fat from one part of your body
and inject it into your butt to make it like
bigger and puffier and higher and stuff. Katie making a
my god, humanity. Yeah, yeah, is have I interpreted your
facial You nailed it.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
You nailed it. And then sometimes the the stuff dies
on you and you smell like, well, you smell like
a dead body because you're declaying, decaying flesh you're carrying.
If you will, you will have you will have buzzards
circling your head.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I think I think my algorithm is listening to us too,
by the way, because I logged into Instagram yesterday and
was horrified at a bbl oozing video that just designed
to the Yeah, it was right, it was.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
The last thing ever.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
But on that sort of topic, I know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Before we get to that sort of topic, I just
quick mention we barely scratch the surface of that New
York Times report. I was talking about your smart devices
are always listening to you and watching you, and I
mean your doorbell is collecting data on you.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
But so it's not at all crazy to think that
her phone or computer or something hurt us. Talking about this,
and the Instagram feed then had information about m correct. Yeah,
so that that actually is happening as far as you
can tell, Yeah, in one way or another. Yeah, sure
seems to be happening.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I mean, there was zero reason for that to show
up on my feed yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
And we've all had that experience where like, why did
I just get an ad for a vacation to someplace
I mentioned to a friend but have never googled in
my wife? Yeah, yeah, that sort of thing. So this
is I'm a plastic surgeon. I'm one of the top
plastic surgeons, and I'd never get these five procedures. And
it lists five of your changing the way you look
(02:04):
procedures that you shouldn't get. I mentioned recently on the show,
is at least contemplating a chintuck because I think it
would make me look quite a bit younger and I
am a single man, so you know, although my son
said he would mock me for the rest of my
life if I did that, as would my entire family.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
So in your entire staff. See, they would mock you.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Now I would look better, I know, I would look better.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
They'd mock you until they're of the age where they're
considering getting a check.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, we get a little of the turkey neck going yeah, yeah,
all right, here are things you don't want to do,
according to this doctor. Liquid and I'd never heard of
many of these liquid nose jobs. This is when they
inject various liquid in your nose to like give you
more symmetry, like if your nose is not perfectly symmetrical,
or if you got a bump or downturned tip or
(02:54):
various things, they can even out your nose by injecting
stuff in there. The problem is that it can kill
the skin, known as necrosis, which you were talking about
yesterday with the Brazilian butt lift. And then you smell
like decaying flesh because that's what you have on your face,
decaying flesh, and it's it can cause you know, your
(03:16):
nose to have a worse shape, and it's very, very
hard to fix air, and it will never quite look
and function the same, the function being breathing, So you
hate to have that to go that and holding up
your glasses. You hate to have that function go away smelling. Yeah, yes,
that's true, that's true. I'd never heard of this one before.
(03:37):
I depigmentation. Born with blue eyes and wish you had green.
They inject pigments into your eyes to make them a
different color. Yeah, apparently this goes wrong a lot, and
it says one of the possible complications is blindness. Oh
you think that is a possible complication.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That's that ought to be at the top of the list.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
There, doctor.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I was thinking diarrhea, but I thought that makes.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Diarrhea and blindness, Joe, those are possible. As you say, diarrhea,
no matter what I figured.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah, I can't see my way to the toilet and
I need to go right now.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh my, how unfortunate. Perhaps you shouldn't have gotten a
I repigmented.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
And this doctor says, I'd suggest just sticking with colored contacts.
Who has blue eyes and wants to change him as
a blue eyed guy person? I mean, you want You're
willing to get needles in the eyes because you wish
you didn't have whatever, Katie.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
When I was a kid, I had beautiful hazel eyes.
They were green and brown. Oh, but just turned brown
as I aged. Imagine my disappointment.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I'm sure what age do you think that you noticed
they were no longer hazel?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh gosh, I don't remember. I think somebody may have
pointed it out to me.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
And think of how it's affected your life.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Oh, I could have been all sorts of better things
than I am right now. Stuff. My wife won't hear it,
so I won't make the inevitable joke. But I could
have been married to a supermodel, which clearly would have
made your life better. Oh, absolutely, judging by what I've seen.
Oh yeah, that's the way to be happy. Marry some
(05:15):
crazy hot chick who lives for her looks.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yes, yes, who probably has had bucle fat removal. That's
a procedure in which they the fat pads, because we
all have them. The fat pads are removed from your
cheeks to create a slimmer appearance and accentuate your cheekbone.
So these right here on your cheeks, everybody. It's part
of the way we're structured.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I need to get rid of mine. Yeah, I got
chubby cheeks. I always have since I was a kid.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Well, they can come in different sizes, but we all
have them. It's just, you know, for.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Whatever reason, I'm getting mine yank this afternoon. Wait a minute,
this guy says, don't yeah, can lead to diarrhea and cheeklessness.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Uh, it just can make you look funny and there's
no fixing it. So it goes wrong a lot, as
basically as.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
All of these things can make you look funny.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
True.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I guess the new trend I was reading about this
un till I thought, what the hell are you reading
about this? The new trend in the Kardashians are blazing
away is being honest about plastic surgery, saying yeah, I
got the such and such lyft from this doctor and
it's great. Don't I look fantastic. It's the era of
full disclosure.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
They're doing that because they've been lying about it for
years and taking all the hell for it.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Okay, it's an interesting thing. So I doubt that I
would actually do this, but if I got a chintok,
I would look better. And if you can make yourself
look better with very little risk, why wouldn't you do
it because vanity is a sin of some sort or
but we do all kinds of other things. I mean,
I'm wearing a suit right now to look better. I
(06:56):
work out every day to work better to look better.
There's all kinds of thing things we do to look
better that we accept societally, but getting carved on, which
I have mocked my whole life. People who do this
also we look down on, maybe because that's purely vanity
in a way that dressing nicely and going to the
(07:17):
gym is not. And I also think it has to
do with like twentieth century Protestant values, and there are
quite a few of them we can name that are
starting to fade somewhat or substantially, and people think more
like you look, if I can afford it, I will
look better, I will be happier.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I'm doing it. Yeah, Well, I can't say you're necessarily wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Well we're old, Katie. I don't know if you've noticed this,
but so we've seen this change in our lifetime. Are
you actually blonde? Oh yeah, you are actually bond Okay,
Well it's a bad example, but it used to be
culturally not cool to dye your hair. You'd get mocked. Oh,
she's a bottle blonde. Nobody would say that at now,
and and and and most people. You know, you get
(08:03):
over the age of forty five fifteen, you start to
have gray hair as a woman, You diet, and every
that's perfectly accepted so and should be.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
But I wonder if, like you know, the chintuk will
go that direction too, where it goes from being looked
down upon, mock to just course you did I don't know,
maybe a couple of the other ones you shouldn't get done.
To wrap this up, browlifts said, it's perfectly fine in
the hands of an expert surgeon, an extremely skilled surgeon.
(08:34):
Otherwise you don't want to get it done. I'm not
you'll have that permanently surprised look. Hey, hey, is this
place on fire?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Could you imagine you having a brow lift and fixing
your RBF in the same week.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
You'd be watching everybody.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
That is the concern with some of these I don't know,
could a chin talks have been around for so long,
there's gotta be tons of surgeons that can do them,
and you're like almost guaranteed you're gonna be perfectly fine.
But some of these you'd really hate to have to
come into work with a big giant lump on the
side of your nose that never existed before and you
can't get rid of now because you went all vanity.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well, then you got to go jacko. You gotta have
surgery to fix that surgery, then some to fix that surgery,
and before you know it looking like a freak.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Absolute freak. And cool sculpting, which is fairly popular. It's
a designed to target fat. It just says here it
does it with acid. They use acid to break down
the fat. That's what's whoever came up with the name
cool sculpting good idea, because that sounds fantastic. Then when
you tell me what it is, We're gonna inject acid
(09:49):
into you that's gonna eat away the fat, it doesn't
sound as well cool.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
But I never heard of that, kittie. Are you familiar
with cool sculpting or yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I am, And I actually have a friend that did
it and said it hurt like hell, but you know,
you saw some results.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I've heard about it a lot. I just didn't know
what it was. And now that I've read about it, well,
I wasn't gonna do it anyway. But it can go
wrong too, And they said, save your money and do
LiPo suction if you're going to do one of those
LiPo sections smarter than.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Which is reputed to be, you know, one of the
more dangerous procedures itself because the danger of infection, but
also incredibly common.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
LiPo section is incredibly common.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah. Yeah, that's the most common cosmetic procedure. Number two,
breast enhancement. It was just reading, since I read all
day long about everything that much smaller, more athletic breasts
are in the big old boobs. No longer hot plastic.
Surgeon's going for the nice mid size models. That's a Corolla,
(10:51):
not an escalade. That's another one that's gone Corollas. That's
another one that's gone pretty mainstream, hasn't. A boob job
was really out there as a certain sort of person
decades ago, and now it's quite common, especially for moms.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I think, yeah, yeah, and you're not gonna get mocked.
I don't think no, no, no, I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I don't think so, not at all. No. I mean
if you go with like giant porn boobs or something.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Like that, then well that makes you a weird I
think twice well that makes the thing would be, can
you stop at one of these? Because I I know,
I mean, I can use my fingers, I can hold
back my chin and look in the mirror like that,
I look, I look younger and better.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Thought about this a good deal, But do it? Just
do it?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I know it'd be good for the show. That's another thing.
I thought it'd be a good thing to talk about
leading up to it. I could almost certainly get it
paid for by some doctor and you know, talk about
it there or whatever. Yeah, it'd be great. You got
to go for it. But can you stop at one
or that's what I wonder, if you just don't open
the floodgates of well this could be tweaked a little
(12:00):
bit or five years later you want to get it again,
because that's what happens.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
We didn't.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
None of us notice Kenny Rodgers or Dolly Parton or
any of those people the first one or two times
have got anything done. They just look good for their age,
I think. And then usually you start to look like
very Manlow or any of these freaks. I mean, you
look like a freak, like a circle, like, hey charge
(12:25):
a dollar to look at this guy?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Freak right right, although maybe you think about it. Like
we're in the middle of a remodel in the house
and we've had friends say, look, if you're considering doing anything,
do it now. While the house is chaotic and torn
up and there's dust and noise. You might as well
you get your chin, do your cheeks, get plugs, and
you show up after a week's vacation skinny face and
(12:47):
the one chin and the flowing hair.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Is count on everybody not to comment on it?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, I know, kiddie, count on everybody not saying anything
about it, right, I can get your glasses.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Well, it's nice, so it looks good on you. There's
something I don't know an different that's.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Funny though if you did, if you're just gonna glance
at me and say what I was going to get done,
you would assume it'd be some sort of hair thing.
But that never even crosses my mind. Really.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, I happen to be watching the news. There's a
cutie on the news, because it's all cuties on the news.
She had the like super thin, hollowed out cheek thing.
That's absolutely obligatory.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
That would be the taking the pad.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
That's what the pads out does Yeah, Oh, you gotta
have that that super skeletal look that although you know,
honestly seventy five years ago everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Had that look true because they were hungry.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Well, that was part of it. Gotta stay hungry jack. Huh.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Well, I guess that's it.
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