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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It was a Christmas party of intormation and oh my gosh,
the fridge is jammed. Let's clean out the sound fridge.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm we're actually having our company Christmas thingy today. It's
a lunch, a luncheon, lunch at eleven thirty. But women
are excited. I've noticed in the out and about women
get more excited about this sort of thing than dudes do.
In general.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, generally.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I don't know how many Christmas parties you'd ever have
if it was just guys, or if you did have them,
they'd be much different.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
That's an interesting thought. It probably wouldn't get organized.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I remember a brief period in my life, very brief,
where I was involved with a very social woman. I
remember when Christmas went liked to eight parties as I
had like two week the last month. It was like crazy,
that had to be rough on you. It was I
haven't been to a Christmas party in years of any kind,
(01:01):
work or anybody's house, but I'm going to the lunch today.
I'll make an appearance anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Mostly because the boss said yesterday, coming tomorrow, and I
said sure, not knowing what he was talking about. And
then I kind of rolled myself into it. All right,
let's clean out sand fridge. We had so much great audio.
Sorry metal guy, you're quite right. Let's start with something
we did play on the show. But it's just so
damn good.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Michael ten please, hey, scary of your seat, and I
have got a great Christmas pressure for you.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Listen to this.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Ha ha.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
That's what a goose shows like, where they're fun. They
let you know they're up there. You get a bush
of geese together, they're howking in the air.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
So that's the third time I've heard it. For somehow,
for some reason, I overlooked the fact that he says,
I've got a Christmas present for you. I've got a
great Christmas This is my Christmas present from from actor
Gary Busey, and it was it was a gift. You're
going to honk like a goose.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
All right. Well, when he portrays the multiple geese that
I felt like I was there.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Because he's he was an Oscar nominee. He knows what
he's doing.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I also love the fact that this isn't a selfie video.
Someone shot this of him.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Wow, as cinematographer, what was he wearing like a sweater
and some ball cap and his hair's all crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Coming out of the.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Plot, I was gonna say, does he look nuts slash homeless?
Oh yeah, that's on brand. Yeah, yep, yep. Okay, So
this is Michael. We're going to go to fifteen. This
is a cooking tip. Do we need anything more Katie
on this?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
He's he's like a punk rocker, so he cusses a lot.
He's covered in tattoos and his hairs like past his shoulders.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
So it's kind of like a chef TV chef guy. Yeah,
and his name is chef Nason.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Okay, apparently if the microwave garlic for ten seconds and
peals super easily. If this is true, I'll be staked.
I feel complex about this. I don't tend to enjoy
cooking in the microwave ten seconds where we go hate
says he? I oh warm, Oh because he put them
(03:32):
in the microwave. You kid, Okay, that's one out of four?
Cough it works, it does, it works?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I did it? Oh my god, it really works. First
of all, who's your companion? But uh, what's cheer up?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Baby?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I can't understand what he was saying. What what did
he peel?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Or it was a clove of garlic and he took
he broke the garlic and took it and put it
in the microwave.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
And I try.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I saw this video, so I was like, this can't work.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Because peel and garlic is a pain.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
It is one of the things I hate to do
the most.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
I love to cook, but doing that sucks. And I
tried it and it works.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, that that's a great tip. I love cooking Chinese
food from scratch in a walk. It tastes unbelievably good.
But the prep work, to me is so tedious and
I'm not good at it, and so I don't do it.
I need a servant or a slave or something to
do the prep work. I did get that was a joke.
(04:40):
I need a Sioux chef.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yes, there was.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
A living wage.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I'll either hire someone to do this or bind someone
in Chattle slavery.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Joe.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Just to let you know, there is a gadget on
on the interwell where it's called like, it's not the
slap chop, but.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It's oh yeah, I know we have one of those.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Okay, that's saved. That's also saved my slap chop. Yeah,
it's like this little box thing and you just cut
like an onion into quarters and then you put it
on top and you bring this thing down and it rotates.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
It's yours your yeah diicon stuff A good A good reminder.
Thank you. Let's see you moving along. Oh this is funny.
I actually saw this video yesterday. This is a band
by the name of the do Hickeys who are doing
an updated version of the Christmas Classic, which is not
at all rapey. Baby, it's cold outside. My mother will
(05:39):
start to you live with your mom my father?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
How old are you so really, I'd better scooty. I'm
scissor twenty nine. Have the drink more.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
No, you need to get out of my house and
bring it out, saying what's in the street drink? Never
see made the tree?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm going to jail.
No no, no, this can me. Haven't you haven't even moved.
Cora Alexi will be here in two minutes. I like
(06:27):
the way they turned it around because that's kind of
true too. She's like, you know, she's kind of inviting
herself over and maybe you know, all these years I've
been listening to it with the assumption that he wants
her to stay, but you don't know that it might
have been. Yeah, that's okay, man, how old are you?
It's not that cold?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Go ahead, yeah, okay, which which leaves us up your mom,
the APS is twenty nine. Ah, that's really funny. So
this is the awful Internet person of the mom. Once
she comes across an elderly woman working at Target who
(07:07):
is wearing a patriotic T shirt that includes the name
of Charlie Kirk in the way that Target people just
have to wear a red, clean red shirt and then
they put their name tag on top of it, et cetera.
Listen to this.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I can wear red, any red shirt, but Charlie kirkshirt.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yes, oh yes, I know. Are you stupid? No?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Why the would you wear that? You're at work at Target?
Do you support a.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Racist and it's not racist? Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I'm sorry that at here and arguing you're not.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You should go get your manager.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You should not be allowed to wear the artwork?
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Got your the opinion?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Is he a racist and you support him?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You're This is going to be taken above your head.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
That's insane.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Gott hate you. I could not hate you.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Are you fing stupid? She says to the old lady.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
That's the classic. They think we're evil, We think they're
annoying or nuts. You know, because I see T shirts
all the time from things that I don't agree with
political ian I will roll my eyes. Well whatever, good
for you, Yeah, coexist or you know, whatever the hell
it is, or your Kamma hairs teachert or whatever. But
I don't think you're evil and need to call your
boss and argue with an old woman who's working at Target. God,
(08:24):
you're a horrible human being.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible. Well, the the utter lack of
any argument in the classic sense, it's just your effing
stupid you're a racist. Oh man, I do hate those people.
There's some hate speech for you. I hate you. But anyways, Yeah,
well they have Katie.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yeah she I mean, first of all, she filmed this
herself and posted it because she's so certain, yeah that
everybody agrees with her, right, and so then it goes viral,
and of course, like the internet does, they figured out
where she works.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
She works in healthcare, so they California.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Yeah, in California, because this happened in Chico, and uh
she I mean they're actually the health care facility that
she works for put out a statement saying, like, listen,
we've heard about the video. Our phone lines are so
jammed with people trying to call us about this that
our actual patients can't get through, so please email us
like she yeah, she's she's done, and there does. Somebody
(09:24):
started some fund for the woman that was getting whose
name is Genie by the way, somebody started a fund
for Genie and they've raised over like one hundred and
twenty thousand dollars already for her.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Because okay, it's the other there's the other wrinkle in
these stories. They always go and this person should end
up rich because that person what.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You end up fired, you end up rich. Internet justice exactly. Wow,
So how do we feel about the internet vengeance?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I don't want her to lose her job.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
If anybody has it coming. She did so has nothing
to do with her work duties, although she displayed herself
as an awful human.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
The biggest difference with this one is she posted it,
so you invited the world to comment on this. You
literally invited the world to comment.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
On Yes, yeah, she really thought she was doing something.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
It's way different than if somebody had videoed this and
then posted it and then everybody goes after it.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
She's still awful, right, It's a different things. So let's
break this down into a couple of different questions. Number one, Okay,
so she posted it. I think it's legitimate that people
post their hatred and derision. I have not mentioned her
name though I know it, because I don't want to
be part of that piling on because mob justice is
(10:47):
rarely just justice. Would you agree, Jack or what? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
I don't need to be part of that. Or is
that just me keeping my hands clean?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
No, because there's nut jobs are gonna slash her tires
or you know whatever.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
I'm with you on that. Because all of her social
media has been shut down since this blew up, but
before it was shut down, there's now pictures of her
daughter and.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Her husband all over the place. Oh no, no, yeah,
so it escalates your daughter because you've got a bad
person for a mom. Well, her daughter did that, apple
didn't fall very far. Let's just put it that way.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
They took a picture in front of a vehicle that
had a Trump sticker, and they're both doing a gun
to their neck like Charlie Kirk when he got shot.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Oh my, what is wrong with you people, which brings
us to the employer. Now, I don't think you ought
to fire your employee just because the internet mob comes
for them. Don't. In fact, don't do that because the
internet mob is notoriously fickle and unfair.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, if you wait forty eight hours, it'll be the
ancient history.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Now, we are by nature political and conservatively political, so
this our operation might be a bad example. But I'm
trying to figure out if you know what I'm trying
to picture like, and this is unlikely to the point
(12:19):
of hilarity. If Michaelangelow posted a viral video of himself utterly,
viciously and unfairly chewing out an elderly person, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't want to work with him anymore. And Michael,
let's not even in fun. Let's not use to using
(12:39):
an example because it's so you're caring. I wouldn't want
to work with me either. But if if if Johnny,
the producer who we employed, uh give me on that video,
I would not. I would not work with him anymore. Yeah,
I changed my outlook on the person.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Sure, No, I don't want to work with you anymore.
Either of you did that.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
And if I'm the boss in that operation. Of course
in cal Unicornea, you've got to come up with this convoluted,
stupid communist plan for improvement. Try not to be a
monster anymore, a moral monster, Johnny. And we've got to
meet twice a week to see how you're measuring up
to my request that you not be a monster anymore.
I don't know exactly how you deal with that.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
God.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
What a terrible person.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Oh yeah, yeah, just awful. If you have lost the
capacity to say I might be wrong, you have lost
your humanity. I think Voltaire said that, or if not Voltaire,
somebody Voltaire adjacent.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I'd been saying for years though, we needed just a
little dose of vigilanti justice. And the problem with it
is it always gets out of hand, and that's why
you can't really have it. Yeah, but we do have
a little bit of it now. In the modern world,
you get on the wrong side of the internet mob,
things can get pretty ugly for you.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Also consider I mean, I think that her her profession
takes it like it should be considered here because she
works in healthcare, so we're thinking like bedside manner. Yeah,
people that you know, she's unhinged kind of a thing
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
And vicious, Yeah, I mean, if somebody is clearly a
vicious person, I don't think they're well suited for healthcare. Yeah.
I mean, what if, for instance, an elderly Gary Busey
were to come in looking for the assistance he so
clearly needs, she'd be right him for his shirt. Let
(14:51):
me ask you, guys, if that had happened right in
front of you and you're at Target, would you guys
have stepped in there? Hey Liver, how long you lunatic
would have been beginning without another family's child at Arlington
National Cemetery. Michael So, yes, yes, I would.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Good to hear. Well, I guess that's it.