December 19, 2025 • 37 mins
Hour two of the Friday December 19, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show features...
- Clips of the year, from April-June.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George
Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong, Joe Getty, Armstrong and Getty
and He.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Armstrong and Yeddy. Once of the year's show. We look
forward to it every year.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Executive producer hands and puts in a tremendous amount of
work to assemble this all and then we we just
white a loaf in here and sit here and listen
to hims. Basically our role sip an eggnog. Yeah, yeah,
So I hate to look backward as we plunge forward
into April next. But we ran out of time last segment,
So there was a lot of State of the Union
(00:48):
stuff in the last segment and it went by quickly.
But remember crack pot Democrat Al Green of Texas was
heaved out for making a scene. He was ejected from
the State of the Union. Gotten that right, That was
the JD vance clip we heard, remove this gentleman from
the proceedings or whatever he said. And the other infamous
(01:09):
moment from the State of the Union was when the
President recognized DJ Daniel, the thirteen year old brain cancer
survivor who dreamed of becoming a police officer. He declared
him an honorary member of the US Secret Service, and
the Democrats sat on their hands and refused to applaud.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
That's where we are.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, wow, wow, Well here's the other place we are.
The beginning of April of this year. It's found look
back at the year there was. It's Cooi clips of
the year.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
My fellow Americans, this is Liberation Day.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
They hate our beef because our beef is beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yes, if they're wrong, they're not going to be wrong.
It is going to work. I confess inadequate to the moment.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
That we need to own our miss soakes, and we
need to own what's wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
With our parts. I don't believe you.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
President Trump reportedly says he's considering ways to serve a
third term.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Democrats could try to run for ac Obama.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
I asked you, I'd love there the the man that
righted my hair while I was sleep on a plane.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I need you to come forth immediately. It could be
my wing man anytime. There will. My God, that's an embarrassment.
I'm embarrassment.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
But just for the listener, I have nothing to do
with choosing shirtless teenage girl movies.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
As opposed to the Greatest.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Guy, He's gone too far, as opposed to the Oh,
he has gone too far the coolest guy movie.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Of all time? I'm huckleber. Did you write a Swans
the gun? I'm sorry you're upset? Did you write it
didn't even work? We will find you, arrest you and
put you behind bars.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I identified all the gd fire hudrants.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Finally, Oh, I gotta have a six digit code send
to my phone so nobody hacks in AOL because if
they did, then what g money.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Biotech company Colossal Biosciences says it brought the extinct dire
wolf back to life.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
May it please the court?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I come here today a humble proceeds for a panel
of five distinguished justices?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Is this hold On? Is that counsel for the case?
And Elaws a car manufacturer?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
But he's not a car manufacturer, He's a car assembler.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Elon Musk calling President Trump's top trade advisor dumber than
a sack of bricks.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
We don't picking kuit we are you can't pay us
enough to find a plantation. On Saturday, protests took to
the streets in the city all across the country.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
The silent riot has begun, but now it's our turn
to do the ripping s and P five hundred losing
more than five trillion dollars in value in just two days.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I know what the hell I'm doing. It's the bond market.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Those markets weren't imploding last night.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
They were getting yippie.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
You know, spacing off and daydreaming is incredibly important as
a sleep hope you are well or a a.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
That last clip if you don't know what that was,
if you weren't here for that. For some reason, we
were running out of time. I was trying to say something.
My brain locked up and I just couldn't get words out.
That was the worst, Darnald in my forty one years
of broadcasting. That that's the it's ever been.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Wow, that's.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You know.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
What's what's funny is I heard towards the end there
a bunch of impassioned voices about we're done picking cotton
and protests across the country and.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The silent riot and blah blah blah. The hell were
they talking about?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
My My takeaway it was, as is always the case
every week, is that the story of the day that
all of talk radio and cable news talks about goes
away and you don't even remember what the hell it
was not much longer after, and you know, so why
do we all just calm down? I mean, we have
dire wolves running around the country now and chicken jockeys,
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among others, completely forgotten about chicken jockey. God, Michael, remember
Jack's unhinged rant about the valve killing was right then?
I'm right now like a lunatic or friends in college.
Lowest moment in show history. Vowel e her dies and
we honor him with a clip from the from Freaking
(06:04):
Top Gun.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Look that clip may have been extremely gay. I'll be
yer wing Man anytime. Oh my, wow, hurt your eyes,
not Doc Holiday. I still am hurt by that.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
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Speaker 1 (07:31):
It's good to be right.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
What valcim or die because he's like the same age
as us. Remember it in cancer than to look that up. Yeah,
it's terrible. All right, let's make sure we don't run
out of time. Plunging ahead the second half of April.
It's coy clipse of the year.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I'm Katy Perry. Let's got a spare. You are officially
an astronaut. How do you feel? I still can't accept
that word.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
This experience is right, is second to being a mom.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
But the best part was Katie saying what a wonderful
world she did. Oh you know, I kind of consider
myself the number one female pleasure in advice on Earth.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Jack, that's the worst thing you have ever said. It
really is.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
This great country of ours is moving very rapidly in
the direction of Oligaki Oligaki Oligaki, an oligachic society.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
I sure don't look like it today.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Is there anybody else? He's much more self aware and
he lets on in public.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
You seem to have a real hatred of Vladimir Putin, the.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Hatred Marilyn Man. That Marilyn, it's a Marilyn man. Let
this innocent man walk out. There is no Marilynd father.
Do you plan to return him the bustings for busters?
How can I a model of terrorists at the day?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Latter states we're in a way MO wouldn't let us
out of the car, and it would not move, It
would not let us out.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
And he was coming back down on the waters and
he goes run.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
He's got a gun. Just look at CNN's Fear and
Greed Index. We're in fear territory right now. Yeah. I
thought it might be easier to deal with Zelenski. So
far it's been harder. But that's okay.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Tesla announcing its profits have plunged a staggering seventy one percent.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
My time occuation to dog will drop significantly, My boy,
how's this past to bruce? Then we have the cues
young men feminized by cityporn, ferries and pups based theology.
Today we're going to have a reading of Pride Puppy.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
It doesn't get more innocent than a children's alphabet book.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Were all the beautiful creardos dancing over the rainbow bridge?
Why did you crow fast food on the side of
my tust? You through mashed potato? Here, you drive in,
you drive out, you have jump cars, you drive and
you drive out. That's what people do that they're driveways.
You morons. Gonna be hard to beat.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Oh, that's gonna be hard to beat for clip of
the year, just based on like the number of people
who donated money to Scouting as a you drive in,
you drive out, you moron, right, and my brother's saying
it one of the funniest things we've ever played. Yeah,
that's that's pretty good. And then you got the og
lesbian talking about how the gay rights movement's been hijacked
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by a bunch of sissy boys and furries.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
And what the heck else? Oh, there's a lot good there.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Wow, wow, Oh, the montage of Maryland Man, a Maryland
Man who was taken by ice, the Maryland Father.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Blah blah blah. The newsflow is exhausting. It is, it is.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
But take your deep breath and screw your courage to
this sticking place because we've got May coming up in
just a couple of minutes right now. I want to
get to some of our predictions at some point too.
I've got a number of categories. See where we think
we're going to be in the year twenty twenty six,
which is rapidly approaching.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Stay here, for all that.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
I did a silly prediction question earlier asking everyone if
they think Travis and Taylor will announce there with child
in twenty twenty six. Everybody voted yes, silly. America's royal
family is not silly. I have some more serious predictions.
After we get through another clip of the year. Yeah,
let's forge our way into May. It's a fun look
(12:11):
back at the year that was. It's coy clips of
the year.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I don't know what the hell happened to Boot and
I've known them a long time.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
And something happened to this guy, and I don't like it.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
I read President Trump's moved the aunt to make a
needle and.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Advice to just close information before it's time.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Pewton thinks that America has taken the bullet train to jump.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Down negative, writes.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
I only know of one really bad thing, World War three.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
President Trump's call to the founder and executive chair of Amazon.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Peeve, maybe the children will have two dollars instead of
thirty dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
You know, we are over the shaw of the American betrayal.
You know, Canada loves us, and we love Canada.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
But we'll see, I mean, over time, we'll see what
happens to having met with the owners of Canada over
the course of the campaign.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
It's not for sale, won't be for sale ever.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Milwaukee County Circuit Judge Hannah Dugan faces multiple charges for
allegedly obstructing ICE agents.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
While a state prosecutor and victims of domestic violence are
sitting in the courtroom.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Let's move on. Wait a minute. He did not have
the letter MS one. It is MS one three. That
was the photoshop. Hey, they're giving you the big break
of a lifetime. You know you're doing the interview. I
picked you because frankly I never heard of you. But
that's okay. How do you lead the world having a
busin instruction? How do you leave the world? Have been
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out him in the best healthcare.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
In what he wasn't hiding somewhere I didn't have him,
you know, sequestered in some place where she had.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
The bottom line is the White House was lying. I
think some of the criticism is fair.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
To be honest of me, we never got somebody that
said we should never have done this.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I can't believe we did it. Yeah, there's gradations of honesty. Again,
it makes me mental.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
It was clear the America I love that has been
a beacon of hope and liberty for two hundred and
fifty years is currently in the hands of a corrupt,
incompetent and treasonist administration.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
After six decades leading Berkshire Hathaway, Warren.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Buffett said he will step down as CEO. At least
one hundred flights have been canceled today, I discussful that
the approach lost all the radars. Three of the four
radar screens were black.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
You go thirty two million followers, so you're one of
the most followed people.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
See wait now, look right now, you're not going to
take inches off my b bro stomping the joy out
of life, Armstrong and getty right. I rarely say that
(15:17):
you're not going to take inches off mine, bro. That
was Kanye talking to Piers Morgan, of course, and man,
I had forgotten that whole period where freaking Jake Tapper
making the rounds with the expose book about hey, we
found out Joe Biden's brain didn't work. And I agree
with Mark Alpern and said, it makes me mental that
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they're getting away with the walking around acting like they're
breaking some news story.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
It was clear also.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Worth mentioning the arrest of that Milwaukee judge. She was
just convicted yesterday of obstructing justice or interfering with a
federal investigation. I can't remember the specific charge, but it's
a pretty damn serious charge. She got the book thrown
at her and good So he was the one who
helped an a legal immigrant escape ice. He was a
wife beater in the but she's a woke idiot anyway,
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enjoyed jail.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
So here's there was some more stuff in that clip.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
And that was going to be one of my questions
for a prediction, which I think we will definitely differ
on this one. I'm guessing do you think Russia Ukraine
will be in a better, more peaceful place than it
is today at this point next year or a less
peaceful place? Same with Israel, Gaza, Palestine? Okay, excellent, more
(16:33):
peacefulest an interesting way to put it. Here's what I
have cooked up as a prediction. I believe there will
be a significant ceasefire declared Ukraine. It will not hold
and there will be a return to the violence. So
at this time next year, you think it'll be same old,
same old, more or less the same. After a glimmer
of hope is stomped out. How about Israel Gaza Hamas.
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Israel will continue to slowly neutral lies Hamas. The idea
that there's peace in Gaza right now is just funny
because people are not paying attention to it.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Israel continues to.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Root out Hamas fighters where they're hiding, so I think
it will continue to be pacified, and I hope, well,
I ask for a prediction. I think there will be
an international effort to start clearing the rubble and giving
people lives worth living, and so I expect we'll move
in the direction of peace there. I think both of
them are going to be more peaceful a year from
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this date. I hope I'm right. I hope you're right too.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Certainly could go the other direction pretty easily.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
There cann be some developments, particularly Russia Ukraine, while we're
on vacation over the next two weeks.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
I got I want to ask you a question about
the economy, though that HM got a specific question about that.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
We'll get to that a little bit later. Sell Sell,
Sell Everything.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
We have more clips of the year on the way,
and then at the end of the show we're going
to go through the specific clips of the year, like
what were the ten best and name the clip of
the year, which is usually fun. I think I know
what it's going to be, but so auspicious. I mean,
the honor. Can you imagine if you can't follow the
whole show and you miss some of the segments, get
it through podcasts Armstrong and Getty on.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Demand Armstrong and Getty.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
So do you think it was a performative suicide? One
of those things we've been talking about that scumbag who
killed the people at Brown and then that MIT professor.
I suspect so given the very old relationship with the
MIT professor, he'd been in a program with him in Portugal,
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like in the late nineties, I think it was the
early two thousands, and he hadn't been to Brown in
two decades. I would put that on my list of
maybe the best thing I learned this year. Joe and
I both listened to the same podcast with this author
who wrote this book about violence and shootings and all
this different sort of stuff who pointed out and I
think it's clearly true a lot of this stuff it's
a performative suicide. It's people who in a prior age
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would have just killed themselves. But now if you take
somebody else out with you, so you get you know,
on social media or more attention or whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
And I think that's what this was.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah, your gripes are heard, and often if it's attached
to a political cause. The impulse to violence had been
there for a long time. They just latched onto that
political cause, often very very recently, and thought, Okay, that'll
be my reason to go hurt people or killed people,
because I.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Really want to do that. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
On a lighter note, we're halfway through May. In the
clips of the year, a couple of things that didn't
really lend themselves to audio. In addition to the hilariously
humiliating Jake Tapper, Hey we just noticed Joe Biden's senile
book tour. In other journalism news, you had pro Kremlin,
anti Israel influencer Glenn Greenwald, who has caught worshiping feet
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in a little schoolgirl's uniform.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
What those pictures? You don't remember that? I don't, Oh,
I sink that day. I don't remember that story at all.
I don't know how could you forget ound?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
And also the Free Beacon reminded me that that was
the month that the Democrats, finding out that their long
standing efforts to alienate every male in America had succeeded,
decided to try to get males back to the Democratic
Party and hired Tim Walls and this this woman what
(20:21):
is her name? That ilsa Hoague abortion activist and defund
the police advocate who is going to run their twenty
million dollar campaign to understand men one of the highlights
of May. Having said that let's plunge back into the
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clips of the year, back to the.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Johnny Coombs.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
These so called freak offs happened weekly, many of the
sessions photographed and filmed.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
She even testified about him, you know, thrivening to blow
up rapper Kid Cutty's part.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I think get convicted's gonna party.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Video of President McCool and his wife Regie pushing his
face is going viral. The gaugeous peach did lose their
stay away the loser it is lit sheep.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Fake power can change the definition of.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
The words we use to describe reality.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
So you just said I will get a good afternoon.
Really it's the afternoon. I identify as it always being
the morning.
Speaker 6 (21:31):
What you're talking about? Yeah, and prosecutor say that John
Wells proceeded to essentially torture.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Him, demanding that he give up his bigcoin password.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I'm about to lay down. I'm not get in the
bad I just want to call of tell you good night,
sleep dreams. Why are you going?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
He good night?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
How did you guys meet? Not talking about this? No?
Thank you with our night right here? Man, But you're
gonna have to it a little bit long enough.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Elon musk rule as a special government employee coming to
an end.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
I think it both can be can be can be big,
or it can be beautiful.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
But I don't know if it could be both.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Now it looks as though the war in Gaza is
raging on a level that we haven't seen.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I want to make a deal with Iran. I want
to do something of as possible. I think there's two steps.
Is a very very nice step and there's a violent step.
I don't want to do the second step.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Any of the representatives that were there, you lay a
finger on them, we are going to have a problem.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
You can't intimidate me. Come on, give me a break.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
You know I was wearing a green uliform barbitual agent
for five years before she was even born.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Is it better to shower in the morning or at night?
According to science? Tell you what, there's a fire, burglary.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
I throw my shoes on, which are right next to
the bed, next to my gun, my eyeglasses, and I'm
ready to go. Some nights I sleep in a track
suit and I think, you know, there could be tonight.
One of the things that sticks out to me is
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that entire Elon Trump relationship thing lasted a couple of months.
Then their animosity lasted a week, so the whole story
will be lost to history. I think it is barely
a blip. So you got your crypto bro abducted and tortured.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I'd forgotten that one. The Macrone shove in the face
on the airplane, Oh wow, was that? What was going
on there? That was a good okay? Yeah? What was
the other one? I want? He saw that.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
The cameras caught it, and it was just kind of, oh,
this is just the way we act. We're just kind
of funny that we are. I let her put her
hand on my face and showed me over backwards.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Right screwed his face into a smile.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
You got Bill Belichick's youthful girlfriend saying we're not talking
about how we met, and then the prankster emotionally torturing
Shadora Sanders on Draft Day.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
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So a year from today, having lived through twenty twenty six,
will we be more scared about AI or less scared
about AI?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Oh? That's a good one. Wow, Just like you, I
go back and forth on this one. What do you think?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
I don't actually don't know. If I had, if I
had to guess, I think I'd go with more, But
I'm not certain of that. It might kind of peter
out and we just all use the various chatbots to
answer questions and kind of get used to it.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
And that's where we are are here from now. Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
I wish we'd had more time to go into that
hilarious story from the Wall Street Journal about they put
an AI system in charge of their vending machine and
how sideways it went.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
That made me think, yeah, we're a few years away,
but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
It's you get whipsad watching the AI developed in terms of,
you know, well, the answer to your question, Yeah, yeah,
I'm saying more with a low level of confidence, we're
going to be more concerned about lots and lots of
people losing their jobs. We doing another Clip of the year.
Here are taking a break. I think we need to
do a second segment. Right, cool, and let's have lost track. Yeah,
(26:31):
let's plunge on. Let's push into June. It's the clips
of the year.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
These were launched Operation Rising Life.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
The mission included massad smuggling vehicles and drones into a run.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Bom bomb.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
US Central Command executed Operation Midnight Hammer.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Iran's response came in the form of a missile striking.
They don't know what the fuck they're doing.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Do you understand that at least two of the Iranian
nuclear facilities targeted were not completely destroyed. If you want
to make an assessment of what happened at four to Doho,
you better get a big shovel and go really deep, and.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
If I'm the president, we will attack Iran. We would
be able to totally obliterate.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
Them, totally obliterated, obliterated, obliterated.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Why are we so afraid of them?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Why are they the biggest threat of They're a weak
country that's on its knees because they're trying trying to
keep track, They're trying to develop.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
That feel a little less snarky. As we stand here today,
closer to the brink of nuclear annihilation.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Russia reeling from Ukraine's astonishing and unprecedented drone attack, we also.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Have stronger tactical solutions. Our Operation Spider Web.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Yes today approved that told Himon brought eighteen Molotov cocktails
to the park.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
He was about to use a makeshift flamethrower.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
The travel Band is indeed back, and nothing will stop
us from keeping America safe. Operation Midnight Hammer is a
good name for an operation. I'd say a different Operation
mid Night Hammer. The Tucker thing reminded me so I
got a text from somebody I know who follows the
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news to the day the day President was going to
give his address, so as Tuesday maybe saying, wow, are
we really going to war with Venezuela, and I just
got that was the only thing in the text, and
I was like, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I don't know what are you talking about. My dad
just ignored it. Then I saw the clip Tucker Carlson
that day. Had you seen this?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
And he has a lot of followers. He said, I
have talked to a congress person that alerted me the
president will announce we're at war with Venezuela tonight. And
for a while he just flat out stated, the President's
going to announce We're going to ward Venezuela.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
He never even mentioned Venezuela. Doesn't that blow all your credibility?
I mean it should you, it would well.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
And when Dan Bongino, who we didn't even talk about this,
but he's quitting the FBI and going back to being
a podcaster, and who can blame him?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
It's fine work if you can get it.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
You know.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
His answer about the Epstein files was already because he
said it was or I'm sorry, what was it? He said,
what was the the inside job? He said was the
FBI was an inside job? Oh that was the pipe
bombing the RNs C and DNC by bumming, And they
asked him about that. He said, no, that was that
was back when I was paid to offer my opinions,
and now I'm paid to follow the facts. What he
(29:44):
was saying was that's when he was getting paid to
make s up, to spin elaborate conspiracy yarns to keep
fools hooked in, just like Tucker, who used to be
one of the brilliant writers in conservatism. I get it
on things that you can't you can't prove a negative
that you can't prove they didn't happen. But I don't
understand on the President will announce tonight we're going to
(30:05):
war Venezuela, and then it doesn't come up at all.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I think you have a little left f the next
time around.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
But again, and we've talked about this before, the good
conspiracy spinner will say, yeah, word has come to be.
Five minutes before the speech, the Jews to the President
and threatened that they would pull financing. So you elaborate
that you invented an elaborate reason why you're completely wrong,
and the suckers follow along, by the way. On a
(30:31):
different topic, that bomb exploding while the angry Iranian newscaster
was shouting the defiance of the regime.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I'd offer that is one of the Clips of the
Year candidates. It's pretty good. That is pretty darn good.
We got more clips of the year coming up. Stay here.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
We are about to take our traditional two weeks off.
So this is the last show we will be doing
of the year five and so we are doing our
Clips of the Year show. And if we forge ahead quickly,
we can squeeze June in before the end of the segment.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
So let's do it. It's clips of the ear.
Speaker 7 (31:12):
Weekend.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
Chaotic scenes played out on the streets of Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
LAPD already declared a city white tactical alert.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Just a bunch of people having fun watching cars burn.
There was no violence. I was on the street. I
know this violence that I've seen is disgusting.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
LAPD can handle things in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
We are overwhelmed. Ice was serving a series of criminal warrants.
So we made LA's shaper. He's a tough guy, wasn't
he do that? He knows where to find me.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
They were here, see as a hawker. We cold cocker.
Way to go, mister, I right that one.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Thank you half you mother has any even Mexican Mexican,
You're American with Mexican heritage and a tattoo of the
Virgin Mary you got on a Vegas bender.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
That's what LA is about.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
Dance like nobody's watching, love like you've never been hurt,
and skateboard like your dad isn't in prison.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
It is with overwhelming enthusiasm that I am declaring that
anyone who protests or interferes with ICE and their operations
is officially gay big time.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Oh so I want to say thank you to every
single person that has been able to do this.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Alexa, we are all Alex Padia tonight handcuffs in march
down a hall, repeatedly asking why am I being detained?
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Forgotten about the bad flute playing of my Heart go
on behind stupid things, Alex Padilla clip with the my Heart.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Will go on gotta be in the finals for Clips
of the Year.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Now, remember that the giant protests in LA and his
attempt to grant Standard his way into national fame by
interrupting the Secretary of Homeland Security.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
But that one Gavin clip and Trump clip, those were
AI right, they were. That's the problem with the whole
AI thing on the radio we can't like put on
the a skateboarder. Dad is in prison. That's pretty funny. Oh,
that is very very funny. All right. Oh did we
say we're gonna do two more? Yeah. Oh, let's get
(33:40):
right to it. Let's finish up June. It's clips of
the year. It's like he's on the place in the world.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
You're not working, you're not going to get a job,
you're not going to school, you're not doing that.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I'm saying, Hampog, be successful in life. Let's go with
what happened in the case, honey or oh my god,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
And now that your good's being invaded by the biggest
gang there is, there ain't a pe.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
Value Democratic Socialist Zoran mom Donnie won the Democratic.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
And it's where the mayor who use their power to
reject Donald Trump's fascism.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Here in Washington, it was a celebration officially to mark
the Army's two hundred and fiftieth anniversary.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Authorities say a suspected gunman impersonating a police officer targeted
to Democratic lawmakers.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
The Supreme Court's conservative majority upholding Tennessee's ban on some
gender affirming medical.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Care Elon Musk and Donald Trump are going through a divorce.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
You know, I was like disappointed to see the massive
spending vou rank great.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Elon Musk and I agree. I agree with Elon Musk
and I had a great relationship. I don't know what
well anymore.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
I was surprised Musk and writing time to drop the
really big bomb.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Trump is in the Epstein files. That is the real
reason they've not been made public. What I have decided
to do is to follow my own compass. I don't
make my kids go to school the last couple of
days of school. Don't see The point is how to
eat a banana? Now, we don't pick it up and
peel it like a primate. Instead, we use a knife
(35:30):
and fork.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Just a few hours later, Mom and Dad and little
sister Gizmo together eating a fish and.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Each can contains rice DNA from Ozzie's saliva as well
as his handwritten signature. Nancy has a headache and requires treatment.
I will need about an hour and a bottle of
Usti spumanti.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Yes, wow, you had Ozzy Osborne's DNA soda or whatever
the heck it want? Yeah? Yeah, the whole Elon Trump breakup,
having at each other and the press. Although I had
forgotten that Elon did tweet that out about the epsteam files.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Why why do you do that?
Speaker 3 (36:17):
You know, the Supreme Court banning sex change experiments on children.
I will never use the term gender of Firman care.
That was a major moment, I think in the breaking
of the wave of woke across America. I certainly hope
that's the case. We have a breaking news story because
(36:38):
we're not getting much news on today. Did you see
this that the federal investigators announced yesterday? The fraud in
Minnesota is not a billion dollars. It looks like it's
nine billion dollars. Oh, half of the eighteen billion dollars
they spend they think could all be fraudulent. A state
with five point eight million pe people stole nine billion
(37:03):
freaking dollars. I've been saying all long, California can be
to Minnesota when it comes to fraud anytime.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
But per capita, that's astounding.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yeah, oil Boil Boil boy and lefties should be the
ones that are angry about this.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
If they were honest, they were honest.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
If you missed a segment at the podcast Armstrong and
Getty on demand, Armstrong and Getty
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
Armstrong and Yeddy. Once of the year's show. We look
forward to it every year.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Executive producer hands and puts in a tremendous amount of
work to assemble this all and then we we just
white a loaf in here and sit here and listen
to hims. Basically our role sip an eggnog. Yeah, yeah,
So I hate to look backward as we plunge forward
into April next. But we ran out of time last segment,
So there was a lot of State of the Union
(00:48):
stuff in the last segment and it went by quickly.
But remember crack pot Democrat Al Green of Texas was
heaved out for making a scene. He was ejected from
the State of the Union. Gotten that right, That was
the JD vance clip we heard, remove this gentleman from
the proceedings or whatever he said. And the other infamous
(01:09):
moment from the State of the Union was when the
President recognized DJ Daniel, the thirteen year old brain cancer
survivor who dreamed of becoming a police officer. He declared
him an honorary member of the US Secret Service, and
the Democrats sat on their hands and refused to applaud.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
That's where we are.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, wow, wow, Well here's the other place we are.
The beginning of April of this year. It's found look
back at the year there was. It's Cooi clips of
the year.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
My fellow Americans, this is Liberation Day.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
They hate our beef because our beef is beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yes, if they're wrong, they're not going to be wrong.
It is going to work. I confess inadequate to the moment.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
That we need to own our miss soakes, and we
need to own what's wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
With our parts. I don't believe you.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
President Trump reportedly says he's considering ways to serve a
third term.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Democrats could try to run for ac Obama.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
I asked you, I'd love there the the man that
righted my hair while I was sleep on a plane.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I need you to come forth immediately. It could be
my wing man anytime. There will. My God, that's an embarrassment.
I'm embarrassment.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
But just for the listener, I have nothing to do
with choosing shirtless teenage girl movies.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
As opposed to the Greatest.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Guy, He's gone too far, as opposed to the Oh,
he has gone too far the coolest guy movie.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Of all time? I'm huckleber. Did you write a Swans
the gun? I'm sorry you're upset? Did you write it
didn't even work? We will find you, arrest you and
put you behind bars.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I identified all the gd fire hudrants.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Finally, Oh, I gotta have a six digit code send
to my phone so nobody hacks in AOL because if
they did, then what g money.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Biotech company Colossal Biosciences says it brought the extinct dire
wolf back to life.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
May it please the court?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I come here today a humble proceeds for a panel
of five distinguished justices?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Is this hold On? Is that counsel for the case?
And Elaws a car manufacturer?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
But he's not a car manufacturer, He's a car assembler.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Elon Musk calling President Trump's top trade advisor dumber than
a sack of bricks.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
We don't picking kuit we are you can't pay us
enough to find a plantation. On Saturday, protests took to
the streets in the city all across the country.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
The silent riot has begun, but now it's our turn
to do the ripping s and P five hundred losing
more than five trillion dollars in value in just two days.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I know what the hell I'm doing. It's the bond market.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Those markets weren't imploding last night.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
They were getting yippie.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
You know, spacing off and daydreaming is incredibly important as
a sleep hope you are well or a a.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
That last clip if you don't know what that was,
if you weren't here for that. For some reason, we
were running out of time. I was trying to say something.
My brain locked up and I just couldn't get words out.
That was the worst, Darnald in my forty one years
of broadcasting. That that's the it's ever been.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Wow, that's.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You know.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
What's what's funny is I heard towards the end there
a bunch of impassioned voices about we're done picking cotton
and protests across the country and.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The silent riot and blah blah blah. The hell were
they talking about?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
My My takeaway it was, as is always the case
every week, is that the story of the day that
all of talk radio and cable news talks about goes
away and you don't even remember what the hell it
was not much longer after, and you know, so why
do we all just calm down? I mean, we have
dire wolves running around the country now and chicken jockeys,
(05:42):
among others, completely forgotten about chicken jockey. God, Michael, remember
Jack's unhinged rant about the valve killing was right then?
I'm right now like a lunatic or friends in college.
Lowest moment in show history. Vowel e her dies and
we honor him with a clip from the from Freaking
(06:04):
Top Gun.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Look that clip may have been extremely gay. I'll be
yer wing Man anytime. Oh my, wow, hurt your eyes,
not Doc Holiday. I still am hurt by that.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
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Speaker 1 (07:31):
It's good to be right.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
What valcim or die because he's like the same age
as us. Remember it in cancer than to look that up. Yeah,
it's terrible. All right, let's make sure we don't run
out of time. Plunging ahead the second half of April.
It's coy clipse of the year.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I'm Katy Perry. Let's got a spare. You are officially
an astronaut. How do you feel? I still can't accept
that word.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
This experience is right, is second to being a mom.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
But the best part was Katie saying what a wonderful
world she did. Oh you know, I kind of consider
myself the number one female pleasure in advice on Earth.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Jack, that's the worst thing you have ever said. It
really is.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
This great country of ours is moving very rapidly in
the direction of Oligaki Oligaki Oligaki, an oligachic society.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
I sure don't look like it today.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Is there anybody else? He's much more self aware and
he lets on in public.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
You seem to have a real hatred of Vladimir Putin, the.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Hatred Marilyn Man. That Marilyn, it's a Marilyn man. Let
this innocent man walk out. There is no Marilynd father.
Do you plan to return him the bustings for busters?
How can I a model of terrorists at the day?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Latter states we're in a way MO wouldn't let us
out of the car, and it would not move, It
would not let us out.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
And he was coming back down on the waters and
he goes run.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
He's got a gun. Just look at CNN's Fear and
Greed Index. We're in fear territory right now. Yeah. I
thought it might be easier to deal with Zelenski. So
far it's been harder. But that's okay.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Tesla announcing its profits have plunged a staggering seventy one percent.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
My time occuation to dog will drop significantly, My boy,
how's this past to bruce? Then we have the cues
young men feminized by cityporn, ferries and pups based theology.
Today we're going to have a reading of Pride Puppy.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
It doesn't get more innocent than a children's alphabet book.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Were all the beautiful creardos dancing over the rainbow bridge?
Why did you crow fast food on the side of
my tust? You through mashed potato? Here, you drive in,
you drive out, you have jump cars, you drive and
you drive out. That's what people do that they're driveways.
You morons. Gonna be hard to beat.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Oh, that's gonna be hard to beat for clip of
the year, just based on like the number of people
who donated money to Scouting as a you drive in,
you drive out, you moron, right, and my brother's saying
it one of the funniest things we've ever played. Yeah,
that's that's pretty good. And then you got the og
lesbian talking about how the gay rights movement's been hijacked
(11:02):
by a bunch of sissy boys and furries.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
And what the heck else? Oh, there's a lot good there.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Wow, wow, Oh, the montage of Maryland Man, a Maryland
Man who was taken by ice, the Maryland Father.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Blah blah blah. The newsflow is exhausting. It is, it is.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
But take your deep breath and screw your courage to
this sticking place because we've got May coming up in
just a couple of minutes right now. I want to
get to some of our predictions at some point too.
I've got a number of categories. See where we think
we're going to be in the year twenty twenty six,
which is rapidly approaching.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Stay here, for all that.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
I did a silly prediction question earlier asking everyone if
they think Travis and Taylor will announce there with child
in twenty twenty six. Everybody voted yes, silly. America's royal
family is not silly. I have some more serious predictions.
After we get through another clip of the year. Yeah,
let's forge our way into May. It's a fun look
(12:11):
back at the year that was. It's coy clips of
the year.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I don't know what the hell happened to Boot and
I've known them a long time.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
And something happened to this guy, and I don't like it.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
I read President Trump's moved the aunt to make a
needle and.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Advice to just close information before it's time.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Pewton thinks that America has taken the bullet train to jump.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Down negative, writes.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
I only know of one really bad thing, World War three.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
President Trump's call to the founder and executive chair of Amazon.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Peeve, maybe the children will have two dollars instead of
thirty dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
You know, we are over the shaw of the American betrayal.
You know, Canada loves us, and we love Canada.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
But we'll see, I mean, over time, we'll see what
happens to having met with the owners of Canada over
the course of the campaign.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
It's not for sale, won't be for sale ever.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Milwaukee County Circuit Judge Hannah Dugan faces multiple charges for
allegedly obstructing ICE agents.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
While a state prosecutor and victims of domestic violence are
sitting in the courtroom.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Let's move on. Wait a minute. He did not have
the letter MS one. It is MS one three. That
was the photoshop. Hey, they're giving you the big break
of a lifetime. You know you're doing the interview. I
picked you because frankly I never heard of you. But
that's okay. How do you lead the world having a
busin instruction? How do you leave the world? Have been
(13:49):
out him in the best healthcare.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
In what he wasn't hiding somewhere I didn't have him,
you know, sequestered in some place where she had.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
The bottom line is the White House was lying. I
think some of the criticism is fair.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
To be honest of me, we never got somebody that
said we should never have done this.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I can't believe we did it. Yeah, there's gradations of honesty. Again,
it makes me mental.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
It was clear the America I love that has been
a beacon of hope and liberty for two hundred and
fifty years is currently in the hands of a corrupt,
incompetent and treasonist administration.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
After six decades leading Berkshire Hathaway, Warren.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Buffett said he will step down as CEO. At least
one hundred flights have been canceled today, I discussful that
the approach lost all the radars. Three of the four
radar screens were black.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
You go thirty two million followers, so you're one of
the most followed people.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
See wait now, look right now, you're not going to
take inches off my b bro stomping the joy out
of life, Armstrong and getty right. I rarely say that
(15:17):
you're not going to take inches off mine, bro. That
was Kanye talking to Piers Morgan, of course, and man,
I had forgotten that whole period where freaking Jake Tapper
making the rounds with the expose book about hey, we
found out Joe Biden's brain didn't work. And I agree
with Mark Alpern and said, it makes me mental that
(15:39):
they're getting away with the walking around acting like they're
breaking some news story.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
It was clear also.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Worth mentioning the arrest of that Milwaukee judge. She was
just convicted yesterday of obstructing justice or interfering with a
federal investigation. I can't remember the specific charge, but it's
a pretty damn serious charge. She got the book thrown
at her and good So he was the one who
helped an a legal immigrant escape ice. He was a
wife beater in the but she's a woke idiot anyway,
(16:10):
enjoyed jail.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
So here's there was some more stuff in that clip.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
And that was going to be one of my questions
for a prediction, which I think we will definitely differ
on this one. I'm guessing do you think Russia Ukraine
will be in a better, more peaceful place than it
is today at this point next year or a less
peaceful place? Same with Israel, Gaza, Palestine? Okay, excellent, more
(16:33):
peacefulest an interesting way to put it. Here's what I
have cooked up as a prediction. I believe there will
be a significant ceasefire declared Ukraine. It will not hold
and there will be a return to the violence. So
at this time next year, you think it'll be same old,
same old, more or less the same. After a glimmer
of hope is stomped out. How about Israel Gaza Hamas.
(16:57):
Israel will continue to slowly neutral lies Hamas. The idea
that there's peace in Gaza right now is just funny
because people are not paying attention to it.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Israel continues to.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Root out Hamas fighters where they're hiding, so I think
it will continue to be pacified, and I hope, well,
I ask for a prediction. I think there will be
an international effort to start clearing the rubble and giving
people lives worth living, and so I expect we'll move
in the direction of peace there. I think both of
them are going to be more peaceful a year from
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this date. I hope I'm right. I hope you're right too.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Certainly could go the other direction pretty easily.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
There cann be some developments, particularly Russia Ukraine, while we're
on vacation over the next two weeks.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
I got I want to ask you a question about
the economy, though that HM got a specific question about that.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
We'll get to that a little bit later. Sell Sell,
Sell Everything.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
We have more clips of the year on the way,
and then at the end of the show we're going
to go through the specific clips of the year, like
what were the ten best and name the clip of
the year, which is usually fun. I think I know
what it's going to be, but so auspicious. I mean,
the honor. Can you imagine if you can't follow the
whole show and you miss some of the segments, get
it through podcasts Armstrong and Getty on.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Demand Armstrong and Getty.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
So do you think it was a performative suicide? One
of those things we've been talking about that scumbag who
killed the people at Brown and then that MIT professor.
I suspect so given the very old relationship with the
MIT professor, he'd been in a program with him in Portugal,
(18:37):
like in the late nineties, I think it was the
early two thousands, and he hadn't been to Brown in
two decades. I would put that on my list of
maybe the best thing I learned this year. Joe and
I both listened to the same podcast with this author
who wrote this book about violence and shootings and all
this different sort of stuff who pointed out and I
think it's clearly true a lot of this stuff it's
a performative suicide. It's people who in a prior age
(18:57):
would have just killed themselves. But now if you take
somebody else out with you, so you get you know,
on social media or more attention or whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
And I think that's what this was.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah, your gripes are heard, and often if it's attached
to a political cause. The impulse to violence had been
there for a long time. They just latched onto that
political cause, often very very recently, and thought, Okay, that'll
be my reason to go hurt people or killed people,
because I.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Really want to do that. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
On a lighter note, we're halfway through May. In the
clips of the year, a couple of things that didn't
really lend themselves to audio. In addition to the hilariously
humiliating Jake Tapper, Hey we just noticed Joe Biden's senile
book tour. In other journalism news, you had pro Kremlin,
anti Israel influencer Glenn Greenwald, who has caught worshiping feet
(19:47):
in a little schoolgirl's uniform.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
What those pictures? You don't remember that? I don't, Oh,
I sink that day. I don't remember that story at all.
I don't know how could you forget ound?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
And also the Free Beacon reminded me that that was
the month that the Democrats, finding out that their long
standing efforts to alienate every male in America had succeeded,
decided to try to get males back to the Democratic
Party and hired Tim Walls and this this woman what
(20:21):
is her name? That ilsa Hoague abortion activist and defund
the police advocate who is going to run their twenty
million dollar campaign to understand men one of the highlights
of May. Having said that let's plunge back into the
(20:42):
clips of the year, back to the.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Johnny Coombs.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
These so called freak offs happened weekly, many of the
sessions photographed and filmed.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
She even testified about him, you know, thrivening to blow
up rapper Kid Cutty's part.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I think get convicted's gonna party.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Video of President McCool and his wife Regie pushing his
face is going viral. The gaugeous peach did lose their
stay away the loser it is lit sheep.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Fake power can change the definition of.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
The words we use to describe reality.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
So you just said I will get a good afternoon.
Really it's the afternoon. I identify as it always being
the morning.
Speaker 6 (21:31):
What you're talking about? Yeah, and prosecutor say that John
Wells proceeded to essentially torture.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Him, demanding that he give up his bigcoin password.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I'm about to lay down. I'm not get in the
bad I just want to call of tell you good night,
sleep dreams. Why are you going?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
He good night?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
How did you guys meet? Not talking about this? No?
Thank you with our night right here? Man, But you're
gonna have to it a little bit long enough.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Elon musk rule as a special government employee coming to
an end.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
I think it both can be can be can be big,
or it can be beautiful.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
But I don't know if it could be both.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Now it looks as though the war in Gaza is
raging on a level that we haven't seen.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I want to make a deal with Iran. I want
to do something of as possible. I think there's two steps.
Is a very very nice step and there's a violent step.
I don't want to do the second step.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Any of the representatives that were there, you lay a
finger on them, we are going to have a problem.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
You can't intimidate me. Come on, give me a break.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
You know I was wearing a green uliform barbitual agent
for five years before she was even born.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Is it better to shower in the morning or at night?
According to science? Tell you what, there's a fire, burglary.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
I throw my shoes on, which are right next to
the bed, next to my gun, my eyeglasses, and I'm
ready to go. Some nights I sleep in a track
suit and I think, you know, there could be tonight.
One of the things that sticks out to me is
(23:10):
that entire Elon Trump relationship thing lasted a couple of months.
Then their animosity lasted a week, so the whole story
will be lost to history. I think it is barely
a blip. So you got your crypto bro abducted and tortured.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I'd forgotten that one. The Macrone shove in the face
on the airplane, Oh wow, was that? What was going
on there? That was a good okay? Yeah? What was
the other one? I want? He saw that.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
The cameras caught it, and it was just kind of, oh,
this is just the way we act. We're just kind
of funny that we are. I let her put her
hand on my face and showed me over backwards.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Right screwed his face into a smile.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
You got Bill Belichick's youthful girlfriend saying we're not talking
about how we met, and then the prankster emotionally torturing
Shadora Sanders on Draft Day.
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That's the You're our.
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So a year from today, having lived through twenty twenty six,
will we be more scared about AI or less scared
about AI?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Oh? That's a good one. Wow, Just like you, I
go back and forth on this one. What do you think?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
I don't actually don't know. If I had, if I
had to guess, I think I'd go with more, But
I'm not certain of that. It might kind of peter
out and we just all use the various chatbots to
answer questions and kind of get used to it.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
And that's where we are are here from now. Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
I wish we'd had more time to go into that
hilarious story from the Wall Street Journal about they put
an AI system in charge of their vending machine and
how sideways it went.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
That made me think, yeah, we're a few years away,
but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
It's you get whipsad watching the AI developed in terms of,
you know, well, the answer to your question, Yeah, yeah,
I'm saying more with a low level of confidence, we're
going to be more concerned about lots and lots of
people losing their jobs. We doing another Clip of the year.
Here are taking a break. I think we need to
do a second segment. Right, cool, and let's have lost track. Yeah,
(26:31):
let's plunge on. Let's push into June. It's the clips
of the year.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
These were launched Operation Rising Life.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
The mission included massad smuggling vehicles and drones into a run.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Bom bomb.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
US Central Command executed Operation Midnight Hammer.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Iran's response came in the form of a missile striking.
They don't know what the fuck they're doing.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Do you understand that at least two of the Iranian
nuclear facilities targeted were not completely destroyed. If you want
to make an assessment of what happened at four to Doho,
you better get a big shovel and go really deep, and.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
If I'm the president, we will attack Iran. We would
be able to totally obliterate.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
Them, totally obliterated, obliterated, obliterated.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Why are we so afraid of them?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Why are they the biggest threat of They're a weak
country that's on its knees because they're trying trying to
keep track, They're trying to develop.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
That feel a little less snarky. As we stand here today,
closer to the brink of nuclear annihilation.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Russia reeling from Ukraine's astonishing and unprecedented drone attack, we also.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Have stronger tactical solutions. Our Operation Spider Web.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Yes today approved that told Himon brought eighteen Molotov cocktails
to the park.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
He was about to use a makeshift flamethrower.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
The travel Band is indeed back, and nothing will stop
us from keeping America safe. Operation Midnight Hammer is a
good name for an operation. I'd say a different Operation
mid Night Hammer. The Tucker thing reminded me so I
got a text from somebody I know who follows the
(28:32):
news to the day the day President was going to
give his address, so as Tuesday maybe saying, wow, are
we really going to war with Venezuela, and I just
got that was the only thing in the text, and
I was like, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I don't know what are you talking about. My dad
just ignored it. Then I saw the clip Tucker Carlson
that day. Had you seen this?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
And he has a lot of followers. He said, I
have talked to a congress person that alerted me the
president will announce we're at war with Venezuela tonight. And
for a while he just flat out stated, the President's
going to announce We're going to ward Venezuela.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
He never even mentioned Venezuela. Doesn't that blow all your credibility?
I mean it should you, it would well.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
And when Dan Bongino, who we didn't even talk about this,
but he's quitting the FBI and going back to being
a podcaster, and who can blame him?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
It's fine work if you can get it.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
You know.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
His answer about the Epstein files was already because he
said it was or I'm sorry, what was it? He said,
what was the the inside job? He said was the
FBI was an inside job? Oh that was the pipe
bombing the RNs C and DNC by bumming, And they
asked him about that. He said, no, that was that
was back when I was paid to offer my opinions,
and now I'm paid to follow the facts. What he
(29:44):
was saying was that's when he was getting paid to
make s up, to spin elaborate conspiracy yarns to keep
fools hooked in, just like Tucker, who used to be
one of the brilliant writers in conservatism. I get it
on things that you can't you can't prove a negative
that you can't prove they didn't happen. But I don't
understand on the President will announce tonight we're going to
(30:05):
war Venezuela, and then it doesn't come up at all.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I think you have a little left f the next
time around.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
But again, and we've talked about this before, the good
conspiracy spinner will say, yeah, word has come to be.
Five minutes before the speech, the Jews to the President
and threatened that they would pull financing. So you elaborate
that you invented an elaborate reason why you're completely wrong,
and the suckers follow along, by the way. On a
(30:31):
different topic, that bomb exploding while the angry Iranian newscaster
was shouting the defiance of the regime.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I'd offer that is one of the Clips of the
Year candidates. It's pretty good. That is pretty darn good.
We got more clips of the year coming up. Stay here.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
We are about to take our traditional two weeks off.
So this is the last show we will be doing
of the year five and so we are doing our
Clips of the Year show. And if we forge ahead quickly,
we can squeeze June in before the end of the segment.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
So let's do it. It's clips of the ear.
Speaker 7 (31:12):
Weekend.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
Chaotic scenes played out on the streets of Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
LAPD already declared a city white tactical alert.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Just a bunch of people having fun watching cars burn.
There was no violence. I was on the street. I
know this violence that I've seen is disgusting.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
LAPD can handle things in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
We are overwhelmed. Ice was serving a series of criminal warrants.
So we made LA's shaper. He's a tough guy, wasn't
he do that? He knows where to find me.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
They were here, see as a hawker. We cold cocker.
Way to go, mister, I right that one.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Thank you half you mother has any even Mexican Mexican,
You're American with Mexican heritage and a tattoo of the
Virgin Mary you got on a Vegas bender.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
That's what LA is about.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
Dance like nobody's watching, love like you've never been hurt,
and skateboard like your dad isn't in prison.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
It is with overwhelming enthusiasm that I am declaring that
anyone who protests or interferes with ICE and their operations
is officially gay big time.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Oh so I want to say thank you to every
single person that has been able to do this.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Alexa, we are all Alex Padia tonight handcuffs in march
down a hall, repeatedly asking why am I being detained?
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Forgotten about the bad flute playing of my Heart go
on behind stupid things, Alex Padilla clip with the my Heart.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Will go on gotta be in the finals for Clips
of the Year.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Now, remember that the giant protests in LA and his
attempt to grant Standard his way into national fame by
interrupting the Secretary of Homeland Security.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
But that one Gavin clip and Trump clip, those were
AI right, they were. That's the problem with the whole
AI thing on the radio we can't like put on
the a skateboarder. Dad is in prison. That's pretty funny. Oh,
that is very very funny. All right. Oh did we
say we're gonna do two more? Yeah. Oh, let's get
(33:40):
right to it. Let's finish up June. It's clips of
the year. It's like he's on the place in the world.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
You're not working, you're not going to get a job,
you're not going to school, you're not doing that.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I'm saying, Hampog, be successful in life. Let's go with
what happened in the case, honey or oh my god,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
And now that your good's being invaded by the biggest
gang there is, there ain't a pe.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
Value Democratic Socialist Zoran mom Donnie won the Democratic.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
And it's where the mayor who use their power to
reject Donald Trump's fascism.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Here in Washington, it was a celebration officially to mark
the Army's two hundred and fiftieth anniversary.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Authorities say a suspected gunman impersonating a police officer targeted
to Democratic lawmakers.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
The Supreme Court's conservative majority upholding Tennessee's ban on some
gender affirming medical.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Care Elon Musk and Donald Trump are going through a divorce.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
You know, I was like disappointed to see the massive
spending vou rank great.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Elon Musk and I agree. I agree with Elon Musk
and I had a great relationship. I don't know what
well anymore.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
I was surprised Musk and writing time to drop the
really big bomb.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Trump is in the Epstein files. That is the real
reason they've not been made public. What I have decided
to do is to follow my own compass. I don't
make my kids go to school the last couple of
days of school. Don't see The point is how to
eat a banana? Now, we don't pick it up and
peel it like a primate. Instead, we use a knife
(35:30):
and fork.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Just a few hours later, Mom and Dad and little
sister Gizmo together eating a fish and.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Each can contains rice DNA from Ozzie's saliva as well
as his handwritten signature. Nancy has a headache and requires treatment.
I will need about an hour and a bottle of
Usti spumanti.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Yes, wow, you had Ozzy Osborne's DNA soda or whatever
the heck it want? Yeah? Yeah, the whole Elon Trump breakup,
having at each other and the press. Although I had
forgotten that Elon did tweet that out about the epsteam files.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Why why do you do that?
Speaker 3 (36:17):
You know, the Supreme Court banning sex change experiments on children.
I will never use the term gender of Firman care.
That was a major moment, I think in the breaking
of the wave of woke across America. I certainly hope
that's the case. We have a breaking news story because
(36:38):
we're not getting much news on today. Did you see
this that the federal investigators announced yesterday? The fraud in
Minnesota is not a billion dollars. It looks like it's
nine billion dollars. Oh, half of the eighteen billion dollars
they spend they think could all be fraudulent. A state
with five point eight million pe people stole nine billion
(37:03):
freaking dollars. I've been saying all long, California can be
to Minnesota when it comes to fraud anytime.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
But per capita, that's astounding.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yeah, oil Boil Boil boy and lefties should be the
ones that are angry about this.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
If they were honest, they were honest.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
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