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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The world's most traveled box of crap. It's one more
thing I'm strong and geddy thing before I get to
that smells like a male goat around here somewhere.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I feel like that's probably my goat.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I keep getting a whiff of male goat and I
was out at the farm yesterday and I feel like
I got it on my boots that I'm wearing, or
my jacket or something. Do you know why male goats
smell the way they do, Katie, I've talked about this
before as a guy has had many many goats on
his farm. I don't so to attract the ladies. They
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wear a ladies, they wear a cologne. The cologne that
they choose to wear is the scent of their own urine.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
And the way they make them smell that way is
they stick their head down between their legs and urinate
on their face.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
By the way, for the guys listening, don't bother if
I already tried it, And the answer is no.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
They put their head down between their legs and urinate
on their face. And they do that like every day,
all day, and then they're which the ladies go oh yeah, yeah,
and then they're out in the hot sun, and it
is and it's its own particular kind of smell that
is just horrific. And if you get it on anything,
you can't wash it off. You almost have to throw
away your clothes. I mean, it's it's really quite amazing.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
And I'm guessing goats don't really properly hydrate. They don't
have the big dumb cup that they carry around. Yeah,
I'm drinking sixty four ounces of water every day, so
I'll bet their their urine is particularly pungent.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
The interesting thing is that the uh, having watched many
goats mate lie in my backyard at night, some people
people watch Jack Yeah, got goot fornication dot com.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh yeah, he's a subscriber.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
The female goat doesn't appear to have a lot of
say and when and wear and how? Come on, Yeah,
you could really meet to a male male goat because
there's there's not a lot of romance, there's not a
lot of flirting, and then there is no say of when,
wear how.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
The pillow talk is negligible. On the other hand, the
lady goat said, hey, that guy really stinks a year
and I gotta go check this out.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
So although that's in the that's when they're like loose
in a pen and it happens, so you know, and
they're they're in heat, so they're interested. But still it
seems very aggressive. It's light BDSM at the most and
at the least I would say you're.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Looking at you thinking what are you doing? But there
is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
There is something that people do regularly called stump bread
where you tie them to a post and then you
let the male goat in there and then they have
really no choice. Oh that sounds awful some people because
they don't want to be I mean, this is an
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actual thing that happens.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I'm sorry, hang on, hang on, I'm checking my Bengo
card to see if I had goat rape on it.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
No, no, I don't not seeing this turn on the
map jack. People actually do this where they will those
they don't want to get near the stinky male goat
or deal with it either, but so they'll tie up
their female goat to a post like out by the
road and say, you know, bring your bring your male
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goat by. Those people should not have goats. I don't
know why. I know it sounds awful, doesn't it. I mean,
it sounds really really awful.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
So the people bring the male goat by the buck
goat or the stud goat or buck buck, do they
get like a goatlet out of it a kid?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You or you just get paid if you have a
like papered fancy goat that has won prizes or something
like that. And the world of procreation in the animal world,
it's not pleasant anyway. It didn't mean it didn't mean
to get off on that tangent. I was just thinking
about it smells like something smells like a male goat
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around here, and you meant to go all the way
and it's probably me. What I opened with is the
world's best traveled box at crap. So I was the
reason I was out at the farm yesterday is I'm
I'm going through boxes and getting the last of my
stuff out of where I used to live before I
got divorced. And I'm sure you're this way too, Joe.
I have moved many, many times since I left my parents'
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house at age eighteen, and I've got stuff in boxes.
I think I had a box yesterday that I opened
up that had not been opened since I left left
at eighteen, and I was trying to count how many
different places that must have gone. And it's like twenty
five thirty different homes that I moved that box around,
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and obviously I would have never known if it ceased
to exist.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Right right, or it's like a time capsule you buried,
but he didn't bury it.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You just card it from place to place.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
My biggest question is why why are you doing this?
Why are you carrying this box around from apartment to apartment,
to a girlfriend's apartment, to a different house, to a
different state, and then and back again. MoMA, what are
you doing? Why do some of us do this? Some
of you don't. Some of you are better at this,
but I'm not. Did you open it?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
And it was a box of crap.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Mostly.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
He's a bunch of old Mad magazines, which my son,
my son just really recently got into Mad magazines, and
so I've got all my Mad magazines from the seventies
for him, and he was reading them and in really
enjoying that because they're, you know, something I read when
I was his own.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, parodies of movies he's never heard of.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I found my forgotten I even had my old turntable
from high school that I bought with my own money.
I had a really good Sony turntable. I saved up
my lawnmowing money. I think it was like two hundred
and fifty bucks and whatever year that was late seventies,
so it must have been like a thousand dollars turntable
now anyway, and it's I cleaned it all up, had
some mice droppings and stuff on it as it's been,
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but it's been. It hasn't been used for at least
forty five years probably. Anyway, I was wondering who I
plugged it in, plugged it in, lit up, turned everything works.
All I got to do is get a new needle for it,
so I get to use my high school turntable. I
guess to try to play music.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's so cool. Can you still get a needle or
a cartridge?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
There's a store needle, Yeah, there's a store in my
town anyway that sells O still.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, that's cool because.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Turntables have made a bit of a comeback. Yes, Michael,
you can get Vinyl.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Vinyl's making a comeback.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah. Well I noticed. And the target, the big display
inside the target, instead of being trans person's swimwear, was
a Taylor swift albums.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
They have the bands Chill Swimwear.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
They have the Taylor Swift album Life of a Show
Girl in vinyl with a big poster that comes in it,
which a lot of cool albums did back when I
was a kid. Came with the cool post t and
you can buy it, And I thought, Wow, there are
enough Taylor Swift fans with turntables that this is a
big display in Target nationwide.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Okay, cool?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Well, and also crazy that that turntable that you found.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I mean, if that had been made today, it would
not have turned on, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
If it's like the old school I was wondering about.
I was wondering about that because it doesn't have that
super cheap plastic feel that all electronics from China.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, right, sir.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
But so are young people into the turntable just as
it's a cool nostalgia thing, you know, audio files like
my brother swears by the sound is so much better,
and he does it for that reason. But is it
the young people just like the seems retro and cool.
I'll bet that's a lot of it. I'm with your brother.
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It sounds notably different. I haven't listened to one in
so long. I look forward to trying it out.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
You know, my son would come home from college way
back in the day and we would throw on vinyl
coming through big stereo speakers. In the richness of the
sound compared to the listening experience in the twenty first
century generally, it's just it was beyond It was like
you'd gotten a terrible hearing deficit.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Thicks that's horrible, surgically or something like that, that's horrible.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
We've taken such a step backwards like that and just
gotten used to it.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Well for convenience sake.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
The other hand, every song that's ever existed is you know,
available whenever I want to play it.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
But yeah, the listening experience is terrible.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I don't go too far on this and bore people diath,
but isn't there a way with zeros and ones to
get that rich sound.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
It has to do with compressing the data and moving
it from place to place. And boy, I couldn't go
further down this road because I'm an ignoramus. But it's
it's a question of how much data you move at
what speed. There have been a couple of attempts to
do like a super high end digital listening it's going.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
To be doable obviously, just because albums are recorded at
on digital and they record them at the highest audio processing.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Right right, Yeah, absolutely, it ought to be It ought
to be doable. I mean, we both as alleged guitar
players know that some of the digital amp modeling now
is indistinguishable really from the original because they use the
actual sound waves produced by the original and then duplicate
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them digitally.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Well, remember musician Neil Young invested in and tried to
get this company going a few years back of vinyl
quality sound in digital form, but it just it never
got it off the ground.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
For whatever reason. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, I read
their views and it was like, this is not worth it.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I hate I hate the fact that this is true.
Like to Katie's point about the cheap crappy turntable, people
will buy cheap. If it's twenty dollars cheap, they'll buy
the cheap crappy one, And so companies make cheaper and
crappier ones. And apparently the same thing was the music.
If you're gonna have to pay a little more to
be able to listen to I quality music, people are like, nah,
I'm okay with the crappy sound of music.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
People like crap, well, they like a media gratification too,
I do Can I have a crappy one today?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Or do I have to save up for six months?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
That's what the male goat is thinking when he sticks
his head between the legs, and I need some immedia gratification?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Wow, self peeing? Come on, goats, do better be better? Well, Jack,
maybe if you get your turntable up and go and
you can play some music for the ghats to have
sex with.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
No background soundals could be good. Sure, yeah, well, I
guess that's it.