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October 10, 2025 12 mins

On the Friday October 10, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast...

  • The first in a lecture series, Jack & Joe provide the details behind some of our best known sound bites!  

 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to your freshman orientation. It's one more thing.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
That that tone of voice was the spiriting for me.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
I know it was, wasn't it. I'm a method actor.
I was remembering my early days in college and sitting
through various orientations and stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
How many orientations did you need to be at where
you could have figured it out on your own if
you had skipped it?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
There were like there was too much and too little,
like the stuff that was actually hard to figure out
you had to figure out on your own, and they
would give you the wrong information a lot of churs.
I went to a gigantic university and so it was
a bureaucracy, and like most bureaucracies that they kind of
lost touch with the people. But yeah, yeah, it just

(00:54):
give it to me in writing. What I hate is
when they have it in writing and then they read
all of it.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I know, it's all they do. That's most meetings I
go to.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
They don't expand on it or interpret it.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Funny, you got it up there on a power point.
It seems like you could have sent that to me
and I wouldn't have driven over here and.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Sacred and lest me read it. And I can read
five times as fast as you can drone on and on,
So yeah, damn you anyway, Uh, the whole point is
we got this charming note from Sam Anonymous, who says
Fellas and Katie I came across your incredible show recently,
and I'm wondering if you'll do a segment, perhaps a
one More Thing podcast, getting us newbies up to speed

(01:34):
on the hilarious clips you frequently play. Yeah, some of
the time honored clips. And he has a list we're
going to I guess okay A, and then Michael, we
can we can throw in some bonus stuff to whatever
you think is appropriate. But he asked specifically, who is
that bleating screecher yelling coronavirus coronavirus? That is Cardi b

(02:00):
as I recall right, the famous rapper, YEP hip hop artist.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
She was mocking coronavirus. Actually, she was walking around her
house with her smartphone out. Do I see any coronavirus
in here?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Oh? No, coronavirus.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
It's everywhere. There's some too, coronavirus corona in the early days, Yeah,
the the very beginning.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I saw a video the other night of Norm McDonald
doing a stand up act in a comedy club in
New York when the pandemic had just started, and I
remembered that, like at the very beginning, we were all
still doing stuff in the pandemic pandemic because I remember
at the school when they at school, we're all at
the park hanging out talking. This is kind of funny,

(02:41):
isn't it Anyway? Nor McDonald's joke was, isn't it interesting
that we all know how we're gonna die now, it's
just a matter of what order?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah? Wow, okay, so that's that. Then he asks about
the two girls saying whoa whoa instead of like, well.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Go and do them both back to back. The second
one's particularly good.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Whoa whoa?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
She's an extra syllable in the well.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Last one sounds painful. Yeah, And we posited at the
time that stupid people say instead of well, they say
whoa well, which is probably an unfair characterization. I apologize
for it.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Somebody starts their explanation, you about something with wool. You're
about to hear some crap.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, do you remember Jack, who those two young ladies were.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I think they were the girls that stole money from
a girl scout correct cookie table yep.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, just horrible. And the reporter was asking them, why
would you steal from girl scouts? WHOA, they had money
and I wanted money.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
That was basically their explanation.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, don't you feel bad about it?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Well?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
WHOA I wanted money?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Well, I needed some money and I saw they had
some money. That is some great a moron right there,
A couple.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Of mouth breathing dumb ass and.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
They were attractive if I remember correctly, But so they
were super dumb, hot.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Moral bankrupt, yeah, like zero morality, like.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
It didn't even make sense to them that, Well, you
shouldn't take this, but I needed some money and there
was some right there. Wow, we should just put you
in prison now.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
And then oh yeah preemptively. Yeah yeah, you can get
used to it, you can learn the ropes and we
won't have to worry about your future crimes. Let's see.
Samnonymous then ask well, uh, samnonymous J then asks about
the moving up moving down. Guy says it made me
choke on my coffee.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Moving.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's Keenan Thompson.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
From what that was a bit on Saturday Night Live.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
We now used for like the stock market or whatever it.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Was there's something about something that was very positive.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
If something good was happening in your life, I think,
and then I'll and something bad happened.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, it was somebody's approval rating, like Cosby or I
can't remember what right.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
I mentioned earlier that this uh season premiere of Sarah
Live was maybe the worst episode to Sarah Live. I've
ever seen the least funny. But they got a whole
bunch of new cash members and Keman Thompson's back. Does
anybody have the slightest idea why? Yeah, for his twenty
third year or whatever.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Well, and Michael chay is too. I thought he was quitting.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
But there's all kinds of super funny people that got fired.
Why did they keep bringing back Keenan Thompson? And I
love him, he's fantastic, But is there does he have
pictures of Lorne Michaels with.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
A animal of your choice? Yeah? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
I'm going on there.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
He's one of the funniest guys. He's ever you know,
trod the planks. But but they order fe just CAP's
asking for more and more money and they keep saying, yeah, Okay,
I don't know. Uh. Then he asks Sam Anonymous asks
why did the guy say someone cut his beard and
forced him to eat it? They cut my beard and
forced me to eat it. Well, the reason he said that,

(06:10):
Sam was because they cut his beard and forced him
to eat it.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Who did is the question?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
That was some sort of redneck dispute.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Michael, right, it was some sort of robbery or something.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
It was.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
You're right, it was a dispute. And there was two guys,
and he was the third guy. And I think the
two guys.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
They all knew each other. Yeah, and the two guys,
the two guys turned on.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
I'm thinking their mothers and fathers knew each other, like
they grew up together.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
In the same family. Yeah, their family tree is so stick.
But yeah, So the two guys gained up on the
guy and cut off his beard and forced him to
eat it over some sort of I don't know, cornbone dispute. Right,
it's a common Southern punishment. I don't remember the particulars.

(07:00):
He asks, when did Gladys make her first appearance? Wow,
I don't know how long has Gladys been playing the
harp for us?

Speaker 4 (07:07):
I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
He hasn't heard from her.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
It goes way back.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
She does. She has on a one year contract and
she asks for more money every year, and we re
up because we can't find anybody else can play the.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Harp, not that lick anyway, not the way she plays it.
I mean that's her stairway to heaven.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
I think Gladys has been with us since like two
thousand and three.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Wow, goes way back.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
That makes me sing a little pissy lately though, because
she was in her early eighties when we hired her.
So she is one hundred sels entitled Katie.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah, she knows we can't fire.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Just she can't hear any of this, so you can
say anything you want.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
First World War one VET artillery. Yeah, those cannons going off.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Whenever we reminisce about something, Gladys plays the harps, sounds.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Like when I was a kid, Gladys.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
I remember when I was eight years old. Life is
simpler then thinter the Yeah, it's exactly, Michael, what are
other great clips? Time out? Do you have the fat clip? Fat? Yeah?
That's that's just that was a college football coach chewing
out the media because they turned on his quarterback, and
he was really defending the kid in a good way,

(08:17):
because you know, the media treats college players like they're
you know, pro players, but he's screaming that they're saying
he's bad quarterback. They called him fat, and he just
spat out the word fat in well like this fat and.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
It comes in handy fairly regularly.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
Do you guys ever use these outside of the show,
because I catch myself doing certain sounds all that, Like
like if one of my friends says something stupid, wools
just popp into my life at random times throughout the day.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
We get emails from folks all the time saying, yeah,
we sprinkle those into our day to day conversation with
the family, which just gives me smile every time I
hear it. But what else Michael is worthy of inclusion?
And yeah, my one of my.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Favorites from way back was Hank Junior.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh yeah, yeah all the time. Yeah, that was his
screen about Obama Obama, yeah being.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
A Muslim corrects ALESNL.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
But that's actually Hank Junior there. That's when he was
being interviewed. I think I'm Larry King. Yeah yes, And
then he was asked, so you think President Obama is
a Busslim?

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
And then but One of the first parts of the
interview is he said, he is this, he is that?
And Larry King said, are you talking about the president?
And and and Hank Junior says, yeah, Obama, Obama.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
There it is.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh, Hank Williams Junior. That's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Where have you gone? What else? Michael? Anything leap to
mind now.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
But this this is a newer clip, but I haven't
been able to really use it that often.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
But it's still to me one of the funniest clips
we have.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
What do you drive and drive out? That's what people
do then their driveways.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Was short list for Clips of the Year last year.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
It was It was absolutely in the finals. I love it.
Guy's exasperation is just priceless.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
I could use Gladys in my real life. I wish
her back wasn't so bad. She couldn't carry the harp
around because it'd be handy. I'm always telling my kids
stories about things I did when I was younger, behand
if she was there, Katie.

Speaker 6 (10:39):
I was just thinking that that that guy is just
losing his mind.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Was all over a driveway dispute right right. That was
the whole tape where she was yelling at him and
Finally he loses like that.

Speaker 6 (10:52):
He right after he goes, that's the driveway, she goes,
you're an idiot.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
His neighbor was mad because he kept driving in and
out of the driveway, and that's when he's said this,
what do.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
You drive and you drive up? That's why people go
then their driveways, you moron.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Oh my god, that is one of the funniest things ever.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
We've been there.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
We're tired of that. We've all been there.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
When you're so exasperated you can barely make sense and
get your words out in the right order because you're
just so, and.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
You drive up. That's why people do then their driveways,
you moron.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Is his exasperation, coupled with the fact that he knew
he was winning the argument. There's a fair amount of
triumph in his voice as well.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Delicious, Well, I hope you enjoyed that. I guess that's it.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
That was easy. Amen. Oh oh for
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