What a Cute Boob, er...I Mean...Baby!

On the Tuesday October 7, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast...

• A woman brings a baby into a restaurant....
• A breastfeeding controversy!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What a cute boob? I mean, baby, it's one more
thing I got a out of Katie Green never.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I don't know that anyone's ever called my boobs cute.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah. I don't know where I am on this topic.
But before we get to that.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Joe, I'm thinking that maybe you need to hang around
uh kinder people.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
What is a comment for boobs that's common? Nice? I
guess nice? Nice? Yeah, giant darling. Now they're real and
they're spectacular. Going back to Seinfeld, Uh, does this clip
need any setup? About a woman bringing a baby into
a restaurant?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
No, I think I can go ahead and play it.
I will say that she's confronted by a customer and
a manager.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Is it, Michael, Before you play it?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
What do we know?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
What sort of restaurant or is that better for after?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
And what sort of baby? Human? Baby?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Eight month old baby, very small kid that's making a
lot of noise.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
So this gentleman here is telling me to tell my
eight months old to stop screaming because he has because
he has sensitive ears. I know it's loud, but he's
an adult. He can leave, and he chooses not to leave.
He's choosing me to tell me to take my baby
out because he has sense of.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
She's a child.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Sir, it's not me. I didn't do anything.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Restaurants after hear our discussion, they don't want to need that.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
They want to get this.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
You came to me about my child, did you not.
You can't remove.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yourself from this restaurant.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
No, you're disrespectful, You're entitled, and you're being privileged right now.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I'm probably mistreated.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Me and I'm I'm a happily married woman.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
What are you talking about, baby, I'm ten years next week,
so no one has mysteryd me. You've been disrespectful. Oh hey, all.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Right, and Joe, just to answer your question, this.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Is like a cafe bakery, kind of a casual like
walk in and it clearly wasn't.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
A human baby. It was a macawq or something like that.
That I was not a human dolphin.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
Take that child outside, you irresponsible?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay, Well you're going to be a parent soon, she'll
you might end up in that situation.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
No, no, no, I raised three of them. I'm the
king of the parents around here. My kid is shrieking
like that, I'm taking them out.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yes, I have multiple times.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
You're being all entitled here, Oh, for God's sake.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
This second she said, oh yo, being privileged.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Privilege, privileged. Yeah, but what was the comment. I couldn't
quite hear what the comment made about her being married
or if a man wronged.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Her or something.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
He said, I don't know what man's hurt you in
the past ten years, next week, All right, what poor guy?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
What parent though, if their kid's doing that, and my
one of them in particular, did that regularly? Is it
just like horrified and embarrassing and like can't get out
of the place fast enough.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
A parent who believes the whole world needs to bow
to them, And I'm familiar with that personality type. Yeah, yeah, boy.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
The worst one was when my younger one, who had
a number of medical problems not his fault, which didn't
really know about at the time because it was really
too young to communicate them, but he flipped out at
a restaurant one time and he ended up underneath somebody's
table and I had to go pull him out by
his legs from underneath this table full of people. There's
like six people this table. He's underneath it. He's got

(03:38):
his arms around the middle of the thing, holding the
table up and I can't pull him free, and I
can't get under there. All the legs are there. You know,
I had an ask.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Has enjoin your meals? I'm gonna have to pull here
for a while, But to excuse me, what.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
I was about to knock the table over and all
the drinks and everything like that, I've gotten by the legs.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Don't mind, don't mind us, And I have one of
your fries.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
That was quite to say.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
That looks good?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Hmm, what is that is that? Oh? That's the robin.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Oh that looks good. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
That was one of the many times we ended up
leaving a restaurant after we had ordered the food, but
before we got it.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
I vaguely remember the one time that I acted up
so much in a restaurant. My dad said, that's it,
We're going to the car, took me out of the
restaurant and from there on out, he said, do you
want to go to the car?

Speaker 2 (04:22):
And I turned into an angel.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, that's a good one. You only have to do
that once.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, No, you take a if your kid is shrieking,
you take him out of the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Well, like I said, I just don't know that many
people that wouldn't be so horrifyingly embarrassed about the everybody's
staring at you that you wouldn't be driven from the restaurant.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Oh yeah, Joe, Na well in the attitude that, no,
you ought to leave the restaurant. You're a grown man.
You leave because I'm in here with a kid shrieking
so loud, everybody's ears are bleeding. You should leave, man,
That's just.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
What is it with people? So uh to the nice boob?
Did this happen the other day at a restaurant? And
I know what I think, I know what Joe's gonna say.
I know what I know. I'm perfectly okay with the
fact that you should be able to breastfeed in public,
because you know, you got a baby and sometimes they

(05:14):
need to eat and you gotta do the other thing
like that. But I felt like this woman the other
day at the restroom restaurant. I mean, she's no effort
whatsoever to cover up and facing like the crowd. She
could have just turned this way and faced the other
direction very easily, I mean, and as comfortably, but she
chose to sit in such a way that's just face
all crowd. I mean, what do you think of that.

(05:35):
I mean, I just I feel like that's an effort
to start a controversy just to show that I'm allowed
to do this.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
It's I feel like they're trying to get someone to
say something.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
I agree. I feel like you wanted someone to say, oh,
I'm not allowed to breastfeed, then you.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Want to go into your fiel right exactly, because then
you can get all self righteous and activisty. On the
other hand, speaking of activism, I am a free the
nipple activist, so I and with my sister stand in
solidarity with her.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Well, probably you're right. I'm not against the breastfeeding. I
just think why would you want to make it as
as visible as possible.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
My dear friend just had a baby, and she showed
me her breastfeeding cover for when she's in public. That
thing folds up to the size of like.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Like an iPhone that she can put into her purse.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
So is I see that a lot?

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I know, I know, I know. I've known women to
think that that's really bending to the patriarchy to carry
some sort of cover around. At the same time, though,
if you were to say to that person, I'm guessing, hey,
show me your tits she would go crazy, claim that
was an act of violence you were a rapist to
hashtag me too and the rest of it, or if

(06:51):
you so, she can wave it around at will in public.
But if you were to, you know, suggest, you know,
I am enjoying seeing that, she would go crazy. It's
all about being offended.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
They want to be offended.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Throw it over your shoulder like a continental boobang low.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, I mean so, I think I.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Might have mentioned this on one of the one more
things in the past, but I was at a hotel
recently and it was one of those come down and
get the complimentary breakfast things. So you're in a big
room of people eating breakfast and this woman was at
the table across from me, facing me, kicked her shoes
off and busted out her her breast milk pump, put
it on the table, and then just latched those two

(07:35):
things on and.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Was just sitting there.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
And I'm like, you joined my hash browns and it's
you know, yeah, you're right, And I'm like.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Wait a minute.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
She was doing both barrels at once, both double blocked
and the load.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Man, yeah, and her mom was holding the baby and
she's just sitting there talking eating bacon and getting and it.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Was just I was kind of like, wow, you are
so comfortable.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, I've had a breakfast over there, Elsie.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, that's funny. Some people are so comfortable. I'm never
that comfortable ever, Like completely dressed in a room, I'm
a little uncomfortable. Yeah, she is right, She with her
tube boobs in a machine getting pumped, sitting at the table.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Waving around with her shoes off.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
And it's not like she was at her you know,
her her family gathering or something.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
It was a hotel full of strangers. Yeah, and all
these people just waking up, coming down to get their breakfast.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Oh what is that?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Tubes all over the place.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
That is something each their own. I guess, you.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Know, Katie, when you choose a hotel, maybe spend an
extra forty dollars or so a month or now for
whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
But the breakfast is great, you know.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Well, I guess that's it.