June 10, 2025 • 22 mins
On the Tuesday June 10, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast...
- MichaelAngelos share two classic personal stories...
- Jack has a list--small things that cause stress.
- In-N-Out's secret menu!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wait a second, who's calling me? They didn't text first.
It's one more thing, Armstrong and Getty.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
One more thing.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
So we've got a list out from some organization on
things that cause anxiety and people in the modern world.
We'll get to that coming up in just a little bit.
Before that, we had a couple of funny things happened
during the show today we thought might be worth repeating.
And then one maybe you haven't heard unless you've been
a really long time listener to the Armstrong Ingetty Show. First,
(00:31):
Michael's story of his mom ordering at In and Out.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, In and Out has a secret menu. First of all,
In and Out is a popular burger chain. I'm assuming
most people have been there.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I don't like the fact that their menu is incredibly basic.
When you walk in or you go to the drive through,
it's just cheeseburger, double cheeseburger, fries, milkshake. That's about it.
I mean, there is not much more.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well, I found out there's a secret menu that spices
things up, and apparently you can get your fries where
they take the sauce from the burgers and they'll put
it over the fry. So, yeah, you have sauce and
fries together.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
That's what my son likes, and that's animal style. And
that's the key here.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Instead of animal style, my mom ordered that she for
the first time, and she called it doggie style.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I like my doggie style.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
And you have to know that my mom is very sweet.
And yeah, I would never say anything like that on purpose.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
He's not to discuss sex positions with fast Foot.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Now, is that what you're saying?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Yes, man, this isn't in and out yes, hello?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Or is she just a huge Snoop dogg fan. That
was debut.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
You could hear the kid laughing in the back of
my God, I would have died.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I would have to say, hey, this lady just said
she wants her fries doggies style.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Oh yeah, that story was on repeat for a couple
of days.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Oh yeah, he's telling it today. Yeah, i'd probably ware
meeting strangers on.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
A bus he tells him that story. Oh my god,
that's good. And what's funny is that it's genetic obviously,
because Michael has this story that he told us many,
many years ago. Yeah, this is Katie.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
This is a long time ago to so you know,
but I was about twenty three years old, maybe maybe
a little older twenty five. Okay, I was at a
bank and I was getting my before direct deposits, so
i'd have to take it in and get it cashed.
And so there's a beautiful woman at the as a
bank teller, and she's got large breast, and she's bending
(02:32):
down to the you know, get the dollar bills out
of the out of the drawer, and you could pretty
much see just about everything, if you know what I'm saying,
and well.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Everything but the nip.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Exactly. Abn, that's funny, Katie.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
So she's leaning over and she looks up and smiles.
She goes, would you like big bills for your check?
And I said, yes, big boobs would be fine.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Oh Michael, she set you up for that.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
No, I wouldn't be coming on. I would not have
said fine.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
And I was just horrified. And she handed me that
money and I just walked out. I didn't even know
if it was a correct amount. I got to my car.
I said, you know, thank god, it's the right amount.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Horrified too. So this is a good question for you
as a lady. How aware are you as a woman
when you're bent over and your shirt is hanging down
to her like a fight glance, or I got to
look away really hard, or I'm staring right at your breasts.
You know what's happening.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Without a doubt, and you know, you know when your
shirt is providing just a little bit of a peek,
you're very super aware. Yeah, yep, that's happened to me
yesterday at the gym.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
But but you weren't doing it on purpose. It just happened.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
No, we we were We've been talking about planking. We
were planking, and I wasn't paying attention. I looked at
I was like, WHOA given a show?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, you know it happens.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Well, what are you gonna do? Or a turtleneck? You know,
when you're planking, that's hard, hard to prevent.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
The keepers agree with the Taliban, you got to keep
these things covered up.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Yeah, but it was it was just you know, that's
an example of how aware you know. I'm at the gym.
I know nobody's looking at me in that exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
But you know, as a guy, that's one of the
great I'm gonna say, unfair, but uncomfortable, unfair something things
that go on in society. Women who you know, like
dress provocatively or that situation there knowingly, and then you're
(04:33):
like a pervo if you if you get caught looking
in that direction. I always look away because I don't
want to get caught looking that way at that direction.
But they go, oh, Cable'll get over there. But then
you're well, then why are you doing that?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
There's the only reason to dress that way is to
get the looks. That's the whole one.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
You only want to looks from some people. Is that
the deal?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Uh? No, no, because every woman wants to feel hot
at all times when they're dressed like that, and it's
and you know, it's there's a fine line to cross,
but it is flattering when you know that guys are
looking at you.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
That's why I go into a meeting. I'll just say, hey,
nice tits, just to clear the air because then we
can do business.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Well, you're so clear that you have it on a shirt,
it's just as nice rack.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Well that's that was a business that sold racks.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Now see in my case, she was literally talking to
me like in that position.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
So yeah, but she knew what shirt she put on
that morning, Michael. Is what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
She was using her womanly whiles to seduce you, but
you're too innocent and pure of heart and didn't take
the baint.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Big boobs will be fine. That's a good again, it's genetic.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I love that Michael glitched out over over some cleavage.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Right dang? Okay, So this is a list of the
ten smallest things that cause stress. Man, A very very
long list, and this was your top ten small things
that cause you stress. I guess I'll work from the
bottom to the I'll start at the top bottom.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Dress me out.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Phone notifications going off during a meeting fifteen percent. Yeah,
that rarely happens with me. I'm pretty disciplined about making
sure my phone's off, but that stresses me out. I
don't want to be interrupts meeting. Guy, Sure all people do.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Does this happen everybody? I have a number of people
who will say, hey, I'm sorry to text you so
early or so late or whatever I was telling them.
I have do not disturb on or sleep mode? Doesn't everybody?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I don't I have. I don't even know how to
turn that on. Oh my god, you're killing if I've
never used it in my life, when would I use it.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
All the time every day when you're sleeping?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I don't know. I have certainly sleep through the ding,
so it doesn't matter to man. Oh wow, and I
sleep alone, which is sad but makes it easier.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yeah, that's wild. Yeah, I'm constantly changing the status to
you know, stay focused, and because I I don't want
my phone to you know.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
What it is, he's me around by the nose, you
know what it is. I'm not trying to come off
as extra pathetic, but I get very few texts per day.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I don't have much of a social network, so I
really get very very few texts, might get three texts
a day. Mmmm, So makes it less likely that it's
going to be disturbing. I mean that pretty much explains
why I don't even know how to turn that on.
Do not disturb.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Yeah, I have do not disturb, but I have certain
contacts that can still get through it.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Well, yeah, Jack, you might be fascinated to hear this.
If you have do not disturb on and somebody on
your favorites list, which would be you know, all my
kids and Judy. Obviously, if they call you twice, it
busts through. It realizes Okay, this is an emergency, so
you just call your hang out up. You call again,
and your phone rings and you can wake somebody up
(08:03):
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Interesting text message alerts in general cause people anxiety. Usually
it's like a shot of kind of excitement, excitement anxiety.
Maybe that's where you gotta start define anxiety. And I
have trouble with that a little bit myself, since I
got a one kid that deals with anxiety and takes medication.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Yeah, and there's but that's that's an all purpose term
that's used in a bunch of different ways. That's I
knew going into this that this would come up. I mean,
there's anxiety, and it's generally used sense nervousness. Then there's
anxiety disorders and anxiety attacks.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I usually think think of anxiety as a negative though
it's an unpleasant feeling, whereas excitement isn't a positive, right,
Anxiety is like dread. I don't have anxiety for whatever reason.
It might be my lack I should care more and
I don't care enough, so that lowered that. That's like
my older son who's just so far down the Spacoli
road on that just like you know, you know what,
if you don't care, it's really easy. That's what he
(09:02):
says about practically.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Everything the Woody Harrelson effect.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, he is not anxious. He's the least anxious person around.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah, I don't know, as you're born with it. My
first two kids came a year apart. One utterly fearless,
plunge down slides, swinging on bars that were so high
that he gave me a heart attack. The kid number
two very cautious, always very cautious from day.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
One, and just on the positivity happiness gene. This is
going to sidetrack us. But I was talking to our
most recent sitter who's leaving. Got our first job out
of college. She's twenty two. She's driving to Colorado starting
a new job. Very very cool. I'm very excited for her.
Graduated with a very fancy degree. She grew up in
foster homes her whole life. Oh wow, many of them horrific.
(09:52):
She spent some times went in between foster homes where
she was just alone in like the big giant holding
pen for foster kids. She was eleven years old. She
was in by herself in one of these places with
all kinds of abusive kids, just on her own until
a family came up on the list. I mean, just
an amazing story. Walks around with a smile on her
face all the time. She's one of those perma smile people,
(10:15):
just has a positive attitude. And I said, that's interesting
because she's telling me more about it yesterday. Is helping
her take stuff to the dumb She said, yeah, I
don't know what are you gonna do about it? But
you know, you're just you know, I'm not plenty of
other people who had pretty good lives who were grimacing
all the time. So how much of that is genetic
and how much of that is choice? They need to
figure that out. I would like to know how much
(10:36):
myself I can control, or so they can tell me
there's nothing you can do about that. You're like eighty
percent grimace. So he's just there's nothing, there's nothing, there's
no change in that.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Yeah, I've always believed that that sort of inborn thing
you can maybe and this is just a spitball number,
but you can maybe change it twenty percent. You can
remind yourself constantly, you know, gratitude or remember your blessings,
that sort of thing. I often joke that I came
out of the womb annoyed. You can alter that sum,
(11:06):
but you're not gonna change your makeup, your emotional makeup.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
She did. I did say, it's goin to bother you
sometimes when like people have had, you know, much easier
lives than you complain. She said, oh yeah, yeah, it
makes me crazy when somebody's you know, their parents won't
get them the newest iPhone. When she had foster parents
who wouldn't feed her as punishment for not doing the laundry,
write or something, Good Lord, she had one foster parent
(11:31):
group take her in. She actually asked the woman because
she thought this woman was a nice person. She knew
her somehow. I forget it was like a teacher or
neighbor or something, but she knew this woman and ask,
you know, they're going to send me out to the
foster home. Would you be willing to take me in?
And that a woman said yeah, And she thought it
was so great. Bake basically took her in as a
slave to work and wouldn't feed her if she didn't
(11:52):
do all the work that was expected to be done.
Good Lord, and that unbelievable, Wow awful. Yeah, this girl
turned out fantastic.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Yeah, wow, that's that's a wonderful story.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I know I thought about having her on the air.
I mean, every one of her stories was so compelling.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
And I talked to her about how we were well
aware of the statistics, and she started rattling off the
statistics of foster kids and the likelihood you end up
in prison or pregnant blah blah blah blah blah. Can
I get back to anxiety at thisappoint or Yeah, we
want to.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Talk to her about that. You know, that's been a
cause we've both supported for a long time. I'd love
to get to double down on that, honestly.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
But anyway, she's sunshiny and has kind of an internal
optimism that's that's amazing and not anxious.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Okay, so now we've worked our ways up to our
way up to twenty one percent. My alarm clock, alarm,
that makes you anxious? Okay, yeah it does, Katie.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Uh the night before Yeah, honestly, yeah, I'll go I
probably checked my phone like three times a night.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Before I go to That's the OCD thing, right, N
I don't.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
I think it's just because I've forgotten to set it
before and then all, you know, all hell breaks loose.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
So uh, someone near me, heavy breathing, Yes.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Yeah, yeah, that drives me nuts.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Oh that doesn't surprise me a bit, knowing you as
I do that you've got a bit of the missophonia.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Oh big time. Oh my god, my poor husband Drew
on his birthday. I was driving him to dinner and
he had he had those nose whistles, you know, when
somebody's like God, I was doing everything in my power, like,
you know, just pick pick your battles. He can't control this,
not out of you deal. And finally I just just went,
are you whistling a tune with your nozzle?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Stops whistling through your nose or I will murder you.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Hey, what's up? Nose whistle? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:53):
God, you are so my daughter's sister from another mother?
That is?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
That is a good one.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Alternate Papa, any.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Phone calls when I'm not expecting, when a third of
people get anxious for that, I don't. But maybe it's
because I grew up before you ever knew who was
calling you.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Yeah, I got to tell you. I have one friend
in particular, who is I will call you if I
have a question guy, And he's an older guy than me.
And the first few times it was weird, like, why
didn't you just text me what's going on here? But
now I'm back to old school Joe. I'm like, oh,
(14:31):
look it is, and I pick up the phone then
talk to him, which is interesting, as you've often pointed
out Jack kids who've never lived that life at all.
They can't get back to being comfortable with something they've
never been comfortable with.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean I think we text
too much, no call enough. But if you just have
like a one word answer sort of question for me,
please text.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Oh, I'm so calling you with one word and.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
What time am I supposed to be there? Seven o'clock
is a text, not a call. Maybe if you weren't
so hostile, you get more texts. Perhaps Listening to someone
chew loudly, it's a different than breathe loudly forty percent
per chewing will make me uh, I will pluck your
eyes out and feed them to you. I can't handle
(15:23):
people chewing, and.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Then I'll get mad at you for loudly chewing on
your eyeballs.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
I leave you're going to feed me eyeballs. They sound
chewing to me.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I realize it's my problem, not yours. I leave the room.
If somebody's chewing loudly, and I've been asked before, where'd
you go? I I just had to leave because I
can't listen to your chew. Not your fault, it just
it makes me insane. When the Wi fi is lagging
or cuts out, that kind of makes me. I don't
know why that bothers me trying to watch a video
or something. It just keeps locking up. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
If I didn't depend on it for work, I think
I would probably just grab a book or go play
golf or something.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Grab a book. Aren't you a saint?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Wow? Okay, says your eyeball. Sure.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Oh h People talking to me when I want silence, well,
oh yeah, that's always so that doesn't work. My youngest
is really good at just telling me, Dad, I would
love it if you left the room and I would
just got to see her by myself.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Okay, good communication, a little alone time recharge.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
These are more annoyances than an anxieties.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I agree, That's why I have trouble. Let's define anxiety here.
A knock on the front door when I'm prepared for guests,
when I'm not preparing prepared for guests, A knock on
the front door.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah, the unannounced arrival at my door. How often is
it ever positive? When it is, it's.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Always oh okay, yeah, you know your neighbors said, we
have leftover pie or whatever it is. But it's almost
never left over pie. It's somebody trying to sell me something.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Yeah, or Amazon.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
They'll knock on the door sometimes.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, that's weird. How random that is? Like one out
of a hundred deliveries they knock on the door, and
I think, why this one? Why?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
All the other ones you just drop it at my
front door. And I always say to the people trying
to sell me stuff, if I want to buy this,
I know where to find it. Can you take me
off whatever list I am on? You ass hat? I
say at the end as they walk away under my breath. Nice.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
And then finally when I see someone that I don't
want to talk to about half of people.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Saw one of my mom's friends the other day, and
I ducked into the wine aisle like a dumb ass
because that's the first place she'd got.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
A bit of a betty and you know she's coming
to the wine Now.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
She comes around the corner, kiddy, I'm like, shit.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Oh, sorry, that's funny. I don't have much of that
when I see some maybe at work at work sometimes
in my real life, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Probably looked like I was trying to steal something with
the way that I was like kind of looking around
trying to find her. It was was that was awkward
of me?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Oh no, here comes How often does that happen to you?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Joe my now and again? And it's it's people who
I know who are very very chatty.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah that I.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Think, Oh oh no, oh no, oh no, we're walking
our dogs in the same direction. Oh no, But I
just I'm not chatty.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
That's when you put your phone up to your ear,
pretend you're talking into it, and then you just kind
of give them the hey, how's it going.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
That's pretty good? And that's pretty good, Michael.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Women do that to me all the time.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Yeah, I am compulsively honest. I know that sounds like
self congratulations.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
It. I have a hard time doing stuff like I
don't think I never have, and I don't think I
could either for some reason. It's weird. I don't know.
I just don't think I could pretend to be on
a phone call. Yeah. I have a couple of times,
but yeah, I don't like it final story on that,
the whole thing, chatty people. I was at the car
show the other day with my son. I told him,
I said, before I got there, I said, don't let
(19:06):
me forget to ask somebody there how do they clean windshields?
Because it's been driving me crazy. You get a new car,
the windshield is spotless, and it's never that way again.
It's never as clean again as it is when you
bought it. And I wonder what do people do to
clean the inside and outside of the windshield to make
it clean? And I thought, some of these people that
show cars are going to have the product. But we're
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getting toward the end of the show. It's hot. I
want to go home. And I said, I got to
pick a guy who looks like he's not going to
talk to me for half an hour about this. No,
I ask him, because that's how what I want. He said,
pick a young person. You pick anybody under twenty five.
They're going to be worried that you're the guy who
wants to talk about this for fifteen minutes. They're just
going to tell you the product and put their earpiece
back in. And he was right, ask you good advice. Yeah,
(19:50):
young people, don't want to talk, old guy. He's got
all day. He got nothing better to talk about.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
That.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
How you clean weed shields?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I want to tell you it's important it keeps his
wind setled clean because in nineteen fifty GM switched to
a maalchemated glass. Switch was an inferior glass to the
previous one.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
And of course we all used wind max in the seventies,
but they stopped making that thanks to Carter. So I
swid Yeah, okay, just because of that DDT. There's too
many birds, says Hi. So they're clean. Clean one shoe
and that's that.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Mose Days used to remember the street race. You bang
them on the curve, get him rusty, Put them in
a rain barrel, get him rusty.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Real quick.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Here, guys, Katie has something for me, The In and
Out Secret Menu.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Right, I do have the In and Out Secret Menu.
Did you want to know some of the particular just
a few items. Okay, the flying Dutchman, the double cheeseburger,
put her.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Put her ankles on your shoulders. Hey, hang on, no,
you see what you just.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Went straight there?
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (20:57):
What was I saying?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Yeah, flying Dutchman, double cheeseburger instead of the bun grilled onions.
They keep the onions in the full circle and they
just keep it in the flat. Give us one more
and uh they've They have the road kill fries, which
it's like animal fries, but they crumble a ham.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
A crushed o possum that's been sitting in the sun.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Yes, they crumble a burger on it, and always remember
your fries. Well man, that's the that's the only way
to order the fries.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
There tip, you got to give us one more. That
sounds like a sex position.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
I'm not seeing. I'm not I'm not seeing.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Do they sell a Cleveland steamer.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
The fudge packer.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Where we are definitely? Well, I guess that's it.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
An you stop you guys.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
You know se fudge it in and out, you idiot.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Everybody knows that
Wait a second, who's calling me? They didn't text first.
It's one more thing, Armstrong and Getty.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
One more thing.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
So we've got a list out from some organization on
things that cause anxiety and people in the modern world.
We'll get to that coming up in just a little bit.
Before that, we had a couple of funny things happened
during the show today we thought might be worth repeating.
And then one maybe you haven't heard unless you've been
a really long time listener to the Armstrong Ingetty Show. First,
(00:31):
Michael's story of his mom ordering at In and Out.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, In and Out has a secret menu. First of all,
In and Out is a popular burger chain. I'm assuming
most people have been there.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I don't like the fact that their menu is incredibly basic.
When you walk in or you go to the drive through,
it's just cheeseburger, double cheeseburger, fries, milkshake. That's about it.
I mean, there is not much more.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well, I found out there's a secret menu that spices
things up, and apparently you can get your fries where
they take the sauce from the burgers and they'll put
it over the fry. So, yeah, you have sauce and
fries together.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
That's what my son likes, and that's animal style. And
that's the key here.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Instead of animal style, my mom ordered that she for
the first time, and she called it doggie style.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I like my doggie style.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
And you have to know that my mom is very sweet.
And yeah, I would never say anything like that on purpose.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
He's not to discuss sex positions with fast Foot.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Now, is that what you're saying?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Yes, man, this isn't in and out yes, hello?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Or is she just a huge Snoop dogg fan. That
was debut.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
You could hear the kid laughing in the back of
my God, I would have died.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I would have to say, hey, this lady just said
she wants her fries doggies style.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Oh yeah, that story was on repeat for a couple
of days.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Oh yeah, he's telling it today. Yeah, i'd probably ware
meeting strangers on.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
A bus he tells him that story. Oh my god,
that's good. And what's funny is that it's genetic obviously,
because Michael has this story that he told us many,
many years ago. Yeah, this is Katie.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
This is a long time ago to so you know,
but I was about twenty three years old, maybe maybe
a little older twenty five. Okay, I was at a
bank and I was getting my before direct deposits, so
i'd have to take it in and get it cashed.
And so there's a beautiful woman at the as a
bank teller, and she's got large breast, and she's bending
(02:32):
down to the you know, get the dollar bills out
of the out of the drawer, and you could pretty
much see just about everything, if you know what I'm saying,
and well.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Everything but the nip.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Exactly. Abn, that's funny, Katie.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
So she's leaning over and she looks up and smiles.
She goes, would you like big bills for your check?
And I said, yes, big boobs would be fine.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Oh Michael, she set you up for that.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
No, I wouldn't be coming on. I would not have
said fine.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
And I was just horrified. And she handed me that
money and I just walked out. I didn't even know
if it was a correct amount. I got to my car.
I said, you know, thank god, it's the right amount.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Horrified too. So this is a good question for you
as a lady. How aware are you as a woman
when you're bent over and your shirt is hanging down
to her like a fight glance, or I got to
look away really hard, or I'm staring right at your breasts.
You know what's happening.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Without a doubt, and you know, you know when your
shirt is providing just a little bit of a peek,
you're very super aware. Yeah, yep, that's happened to me
yesterday at the gym.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
But but you weren't doing it on purpose. It just happened.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
No, we we were We've been talking about planking. We
were planking, and I wasn't paying attention. I looked at
I was like, WHOA given a show?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, you know it happens.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Well, what are you gonna do? Or a turtleneck? You know,
when you're planking, that's hard, hard to prevent.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
The keepers agree with the Taliban, you got to keep
these things covered up.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Yeah, but it was it was just you know, that's
an example of how aware you know. I'm at the gym.
I know nobody's looking at me in that exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
But you know, as a guy, that's one of the
great I'm gonna say, unfair, but uncomfortable, unfair something things
that go on in society. Women who you know, like
dress provocatively or that situation there knowingly, and then you're
(04:33):
like a pervo if you if you get caught looking
in that direction. I always look away because I don't
want to get caught looking that way at that direction.
But they go, oh, Cable'll get over there. But then
you're well, then why are you doing that?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
There's the only reason to dress that way is to
get the looks. That's the whole one.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
You only want to looks from some people. Is that
the deal?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Uh? No, no, because every woman wants to feel hot
at all times when they're dressed like that, and it's
and you know, it's there's a fine line to cross,
but it is flattering when you know that guys are
looking at you.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
That's why I go into a meeting. I'll just say, hey,
nice tits, just to clear the air because then we
can do business.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Well, you're so clear that you have it on a shirt,
it's just as nice rack.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Well that's that was a business that sold racks.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Now see in my case, she was literally talking to
me like in that position.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
So yeah, but she knew what shirt she put on
that morning, Michael. Is what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
She was using her womanly whiles to seduce you, but
you're too innocent and pure of heart and didn't take
the baint.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Big boobs will be fine. That's a good again, it's genetic.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I love that Michael glitched out over over some cleavage.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Right dang? Okay, So this is a list of the
ten smallest things that cause stress. Man, A very very
long list, and this was your top ten small things
that cause you stress. I guess I'll work from the
bottom to the I'll start at the top bottom.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Dress me out.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Phone notifications going off during a meeting fifteen percent. Yeah,
that rarely happens with me. I'm pretty disciplined about making
sure my phone's off, but that stresses me out. I
don't want to be interrupts meeting. Guy, Sure all people do.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Does this happen everybody? I have a number of people
who will say, hey, I'm sorry to text you so
early or so late or whatever I was telling them.
I have do not disturb on or sleep mode? Doesn't everybody?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I don't I have. I don't even know how to
turn that on. Oh my god, you're killing if I've
never used it in my life, when would I use it.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
All the time every day when you're sleeping?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I don't know. I have certainly sleep through the ding,
so it doesn't matter to man. Oh wow, and I
sleep alone, which is sad but makes it easier.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yeah, that's wild. Yeah, I'm constantly changing the status to
you know, stay focused, and because I I don't want
my phone to you know.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
What it is, he's me around by the nose, you
know what it is. I'm not trying to come off
as extra pathetic, but I get very few texts per day.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I don't have much of a social network, so I
really get very very few texts, might get three texts
a day. Mmmm, So makes it less likely that it's
going to be disturbing. I mean that pretty much explains
why I don't even know how to turn that on.
Do not disturb.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Yeah, I have do not disturb, but I have certain
contacts that can still get through it.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Well, yeah, Jack, you might be fascinated to hear this.
If you have do not disturb on and somebody on
your favorites list, which would be you know, all my
kids and Judy. Obviously, if they call you twice, it
busts through. It realizes Okay, this is an emergency, so
you just call your hang out up. You call again,
and your phone rings and you can wake somebody up
(08:03):
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Interesting text message alerts in general cause people anxiety. Usually
it's like a shot of kind of excitement, excitement anxiety.
Maybe that's where you gotta start define anxiety. And I
have trouble with that a little bit myself, since I
got a one kid that deals with anxiety and takes medication.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Yeah, and there's but that's that's an all purpose term
that's used in a bunch of different ways. That's I
knew going into this that this would come up. I mean,
there's anxiety, and it's generally used sense nervousness. Then there's
anxiety disorders and anxiety attacks.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I usually think think of anxiety as a negative though
it's an unpleasant feeling, whereas excitement isn't a positive, right,
Anxiety is like dread. I don't have anxiety for whatever reason.
It might be my lack I should care more and
I don't care enough, so that lowered that. That's like
my older son who's just so far down the Spacoli
road on that just like you know, you know what,
if you don't care, it's really easy. That's what he
(09:02):
says about practically.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Everything the Woody Harrelson effect.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, he is not anxious. He's the least anxious person around.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah, I don't know, as you're born with it. My
first two kids came a year apart. One utterly fearless,
plunge down slides, swinging on bars that were so high
that he gave me a heart attack. The kid number
two very cautious, always very cautious from day.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
One, and just on the positivity happiness gene. This is
going to sidetrack us. But I was talking to our
most recent sitter who's leaving. Got our first job out
of college. She's twenty two. She's driving to Colorado starting
a new job. Very very cool. I'm very excited for her.
Graduated with a very fancy degree. She grew up in
foster homes her whole life. Oh wow, many of them horrific.
(09:52):
She spent some times went in between foster homes where
she was just alone in like the big giant holding
pen for foster kids. She was eleven years old. She
was in by herself in one of these places with
all kinds of abusive kids, just on her own until
a family came up on the list. I mean, just
an amazing story. Walks around with a smile on her
face all the time. She's one of those perma smile people,
(10:15):
just has a positive attitude. And I said, that's interesting
because she's telling me more about it yesterday. Is helping
her take stuff to the dumb She said, yeah, I
don't know what are you gonna do about it? But
you know, you're just you know, I'm not plenty of
other people who had pretty good lives who were grimacing
all the time. So how much of that is genetic
and how much of that is choice? They need to
figure that out. I would like to know how much
(10:36):
myself I can control, or so they can tell me
there's nothing you can do about that. You're like eighty
percent grimace. So he's just there's nothing, there's nothing, there's
no change in that.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Yeah, I've always believed that that sort of inborn thing
you can maybe and this is just a spitball number,
but you can maybe change it twenty percent. You can
remind yourself constantly, you know, gratitude or remember your blessings,
that sort of thing. I often joke that I came
out of the womb annoyed. You can alter that sum,
(11:06):
but you're not gonna change your makeup, your emotional makeup.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
She did. I did say, it's goin to bother you
sometimes when like people have had, you know, much easier
lives than you complain. She said, oh yeah, yeah, it
makes me crazy when somebody's you know, their parents won't
get them the newest iPhone. When she had foster parents
who wouldn't feed her as punishment for not doing the laundry,
write or something, Good Lord, she had one foster parent
(11:31):
group take her in. She actually asked the woman because
she thought this woman was a nice person. She knew
her somehow. I forget it was like a teacher or
neighbor or something, but she knew this woman and ask,
you know, they're going to send me out to the
foster home. Would you be willing to take me in?
And that a woman said yeah, And she thought it
was so great. Bake basically took her in as a
slave to work and wouldn't feed her if she didn't
(11:52):
do all the work that was expected to be done.
Good Lord, and that unbelievable, Wow awful. Yeah, this girl
turned out fantastic.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Yeah, wow, that's that's a wonderful story.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I know I thought about having her on the air.
I mean, every one of her stories was so compelling.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
And I talked to her about how we were well
aware of the statistics, and she started rattling off the
statistics of foster kids and the likelihood you end up
in prison or pregnant blah blah blah blah blah. Can
I get back to anxiety at thisappoint or Yeah, we
want to.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Talk to her about that. You know, that's been a
cause we've both supported for a long time. I'd love
to get to double down on that, honestly.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
But anyway, she's sunshiny and has kind of an internal
optimism that's that's amazing and not anxious.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Okay, so now we've worked our ways up to our
way up to twenty one percent. My alarm clock, alarm,
that makes you anxious? Okay, yeah it does, Katie.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Uh the night before Yeah, honestly, yeah, I'll go I
probably checked my phone like three times a night.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Before I go to That's the OCD thing, right, N
I don't.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
I think it's just because I've forgotten to set it
before and then all, you know, all hell breaks loose.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
So uh, someone near me, heavy breathing, Yes.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Yeah, yeah, that drives me nuts.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Oh that doesn't surprise me a bit, knowing you as
I do that you've got a bit of the missophonia.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Oh big time. Oh my god, my poor husband Drew
on his birthday. I was driving him to dinner and
he had he had those nose whistles, you know, when
somebody's like God, I was doing everything in my power, like,
you know, just pick pick your battles. He can't control this,
not out of you deal. And finally I just just went,
are you whistling a tune with your nozzle?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Stops whistling through your nose or I will murder you.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Hey, what's up? Nose whistle? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:53):
God, you are so my daughter's sister from another mother?
That is?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
That is a good one.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Alternate Papa, any.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Phone calls when I'm not expecting, when a third of
people get anxious for that, I don't. But maybe it's
because I grew up before you ever knew who was
calling you.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Yeah, I got to tell you. I have one friend
in particular, who is I will call you if I
have a question guy, And he's an older guy than me.
And the first few times it was weird, like, why
didn't you just text me what's going on here? But
now I'm back to old school Joe. I'm like, oh,
(14:31):
look it is, and I pick up the phone then
talk to him, which is interesting, as you've often pointed
out Jack kids who've never lived that life at all.
They can't get back to being comfortable with something they've
never been comfortable with.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean I think we text
too much, no call enough. But if you just have
like a one word answer sort of question for me,
please text.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Oh, I'm so calling you with one word and.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
What time am I supposed to be there? Seven o'clock
is a text, not a call. Maybe if you weren't
so hostile, you get more texts. Perhaps Listening to someone
chew loudly, it's a different than breathe loudly forty percent
per chewing will make me uh, I will pluck your
eyes out and feed them to you. I can't handle
(15:23):
people chewing, and.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Then I'll get mad at you for loudly chewing on
your eyeballs.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
I leave you're going to feed me eyeballs. They sound
chewing to me.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I realize it's my problem, not yours. I leave the room.
If somebody's chewing loudly, and I've been asked before, where'd
you go? I I just had to leave because I
can't listen to your chew. Not your fault, it just
it makes me insane. When the Wi fi is lagging
or cuts out, that kind of makes me. I don't
know why that bothers me trying to watch a video
or something. It just keeps locking up. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
If I didn't depend on it for work, I think
I would probably just grab a book or go play
golf or something.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Grab a book. Aren't you a saint?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Wow? Okay, says your eyeball. Sure.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Oh h People talking to me when I want silence, well,
oh yeah, that's always so that doesn't work. My youngest
is really good at just telling me, Dad, I would
love it if you left the room and I would
just got to see her by myself.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Okay, good communication, a little alone time recharge.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
These are more annoyances than an anxieties.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I agree, That's why I have trouble. Let's define anxiety here.
A knock on the front door when I'm prepared for guests,
when I'm not preparing prepared for guests, A knock on
the front door.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah, the unannounced arrival at my door. How often is
it ever positive? When it is, it's.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Always oh okay, yeah, you know your neighbors said, we
have leftover pie or whatever it is. But it's almost
never left over pie. It's somebody trying to sell me something.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Yeah, or Amazon.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
They'll knock on the door sometimes.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, that's weird. How random that is? Like one out
of a hundred deliveries they knock on the door, and
I think, why this one? Why?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
All the other ones you just drop it at my
front door. And I always say to the people trying
to sell me stuff, if I want to buy this,
I know where to find it. Can you take me
off whatever list I am on? You ass hat? I
say at the end as they walk away under my breath. Nice.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
And then finally when I see someone that I don't
want to talk to about half of people.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Saw one of my mom's friends the other day, and
I ducked into the wine aisle like a dumb ass
because that's the first place she'd got.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
A bit of a betty and you know she's coming
to the wine Now.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
She comes around the corner, kiddy, I'm like, shit.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Oh, sorry, that's funny. I don't have much of that
when I see some maybe at work at work sometimes
in my real life, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Probably looked like I was trying to steal something with
the way that I was like kind of looking around
trying to find her. It was was that was awkward
of me?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Oh no, here comes How often does that happen to you?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Joe my now and again? And it's it's people who
I know who are very very chatty.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah that I.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Think, Oh oh no, oh no, oh no, we're walking
our dogs in the same direction. Oh no, But I
just I'm not chatty.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
That's when you put your phone up to your ear,
pretend you're talking into it, and then you just kind
of give them the hey, how's it going.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
That's pretty good? And that's pretty good, Michael.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Women do that to me all the time.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Yeah, I am compulsively honest. I know that sounds like
self congratulations.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
It. I have a hard time doing stuff like I
don't think I never have, and I don't think I
could either for some reason. It's weird. I don't know.
I just don't think I could pretend to be on
a phone call. Yeah. I have a couple of times,
but yeah, I don't like it final story on that,
the whole thing, chatty people. I was at the car
show the other day with my son. I told him,
I said, before I got there, I said, don't let
(19:06):
me forget to ask somebody there how do they clean windshields?
Because it's been driving me crazy. You get a new car,
the windshield is spotless, and it's never that way again.
It's never as clean again as it is when you
bought it. And I wonder what do people do to
clean the inside and outside of the windshield to make
it clean? And I thought, some of these people that
show cars are going to have the product. But we're
(19:27):
getting toward the end of the show. It's hot. I
want to go home. And I said, I got to
pick a guy who looks like he's not going to
talk to me for half an hour about this. No,
I ask him, because that's how what I want. He said,
pick a young person. You pick anybody under twenty five.
They're going to be worried that you're the guy who
wants to talk about this for fifteen minutes. They're just
going to tell you the product and put their earpiece
back in. And he was right, ask you good advice. Yeah,
(19:50):
young people, don't want to talk, old guy. He's got
all day. He got nothing better to talk about.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
That.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
How you clean weed shields?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I want to tell you it's important it keeps his
wind setled clean because in nineteen fifty GM switched to
a maalchemated glass. Switch was an inferior glass to the
previous one.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
And of course we all used wind max in the seventies,
but they stopped making that thanks to Carter. So I
swid Yeah, okay, just because of that DDT. There's too
many birds, says Hi. So they're clean. Clean one shoe
and that's that.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Mose Days used to remember the street race. You bang
them on the curve, get him rusty, Put them in
a rain barrel, get him rusty.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Real quick.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Here, guys, Katie has something for me, The In and
Out Secret Menu.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Right, I do have the In and Out Secret Menu.
Did you want to know some of the particular just
a few items. Okay, the flying Dutchman, the double cheeseburger,
put her.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Put her ankles on your shoulders. Hey, hang on, no,
you see what you just.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Went straight there?
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (20:57):
What was I saying?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Yeah, flying Dutchman, double cheeseburger instead of the bun grilled onions.
They keep the onions in the full circle and they
just keep it in the flat. Give us one more
and uh they've They have the road kill fries, which
it's like animal fries, but they crumble a ham.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
A crushed o possum that's been sitting in the sun.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Yes, they crumble a burger on it, and always remember
your fries. Well man, that's the that's the only way
to order the fries.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
There tip, you got to give us one more. That
sounds like a sex position.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
I'm not seeing. I'm not I'm not seeing.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Do they sell a Cleveland steamer.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
The fudge packer.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Where we are definitely? Well, I guess that's it.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
An you stop you guys.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
You know se fudge it in and out, you idiot.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
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