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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Excuse me, ma'am. I just like to ask, are you taken?
It's one more thing I'm old aggressive. Well that's what
you might say to someone like this. This is from TMZ.
Woman poops on carhood and wrote rage incident. Excuse me,
(00:22):
are you taken?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I just watched this video. Every video I regret every second.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Oh there's a video. Oh yeah, there's a video. Oh
send it my way, Katie. I'm a journalist and we
take this on.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
We will not get into too much of the graphic
part of this, but it is more or less what
you would guess, you.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Know, as a professional communicator, I will say that she
communicated very clearly. Her message is unmistakable, So points for clarity.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I'm reading from TMZ because they're writing is pretty good.
Sneak a peek at this video, which shows a woman
literally taking a dump on the hood of a car
in Pennsylvania. Here's the scoop. PA police are investigating a
road rage incident that quickly turned crappy when the woman
jumped out of her vehicle and then I'm not gonna
(01:13):
say that it was all caught on video. The disturbing
going to say that because it's so gross it's okay, yes, yeah,
thank you. You know what I should?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I should thank you, not question.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
The disturbing clip shows the aggressor, dubbed on social media
as the Delco pooper. What's Delko mean? Is that the
town they live in or the.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Uh Delaware County? Popa? Wo Oh my god. It's a
closer up video than I anticipated on I'd assumed it
was a bystander from like, you know, fifty yards? Do
I have it in me to watch this?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
The clip shows her walking from her black car over
to with silver sedan squatty, squatting and proudly defecating on
the hood of the car. She seems to be giddy
as she walks away. That's my favorite part of it.
That's why you want to watch it. You don't want
to see the defgated part because that's gross, But the
way she struts back to her car, like, ah, so
what do you.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Think of talk video? I can't watch it.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
You can't watch that.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I'm not on freaking TikTok.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Okay, hold on, I'll let me fix this.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Wait a second, let me try it again.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Getting back to the narrative, While Joe tries to find
the video, she seems to be giddy as she walks away,
leaving behind. I'm not gonna say that there's nothing like it.
And guess there's nothing like a good road rage incident
to anger the bowels, says DMZ. The victim hanks while
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this is in progress, and when she realized what happened,
her best insult is to call the suspect a slut.
Seems like a weird thing to say. That doesn't fit
my definition. But no, she might be very.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Chased.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I don't know about chase, but she might be quite
conservative in her Uh you know who she gets intimate
with and how often monogamous?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
They don't necessarily go together, right. Police say they're treating
this seriously, He says. The squabble occurred when one person
cut off the other person at the intersection on Fourth
Avenue in Madison. Yet, well you cut me off. There's
only one way I can react. Climb up on your hood, right,
let her go. Words were exchanged and escalated from there.
(03:29):
The department believes they've identified all parties involved. Possible charges
in the case include criminal mischief. Well that's some mischief.
Did you get into some mischief today? Jack oh? I
sure did I climbed up on somebody's hood and pooped
on their car? Criminal mischief, disorderly conduct, Well, it's not
orally and indecent exposure, oh somehow. First of all, oh, okay,
(03:55):
thanks Katie, but again skip that part. Did you watch
her strut back to the car. That's the best part.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
She's got a spring in her step.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Tell like clipping her and said, take that.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
My sainted grandmother Katie on my dad's side, used to
go to the races now again, the horse races, and
she would always bet on the horse that pooped on
its way to the starting gate because she she sensed
that the horse had a little spring in its step,
just like that.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Gal Okay, that's a theory, as it says here in TMZ.
With charges forthcoming, seems like this suspects shits and giggles
won't be lasting too much longer.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Oh I get it.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I won't give her credit for she didn't climb up
on the hood of the car. Her feet stayed on
the ground, and she kind of like ron she was able.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
To Yeah, congratulations, Yeah, it's terrible. Ye, something wrong with
her diet? Yes, right, more cheese, more cheese, EMM.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And I know this is disgusting and it's awful and
it uh but.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Which is why this sort of thing is generally frowned upon.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yes, but her car is not like the car of
a person that can't function in society, and she doesn't.
She looks semi attractive, ishue and everything. I mean, it's like,
it's not like it's a d drug addict, homeless person
doesn't look to be no, So it's just surprising that
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sort of behavior. Again, it's not orderly conduct.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I take your point, But that's this sort of thing
is so rare. I don't know that I've formed a
uh yeah, thank god. I don't know that I could
describe to you the sort of characteristics that a person
who would shit on somebody's car would have.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Well, here's the interesting part. So I've got a capper
to this story, and now I know a person very
well who did this one time.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh, come what I've told.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
The story on the air many years ago. She was
in our wedding. She's not proud of it, and.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
She was duh, I would hope not.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
She was quite inebriated at the time. Oh, although she's
not too embarrassed to tell people the story I guess anyway,
it was an ex boyfriend who had cheated on her.
She was young, and so she climbed up on the
hood of her car. His car climbed up on the
you do your own car. Now you're really into crazy villa.
(06:41):
She climbed up on the hood of his car and
left him a message about her displeasure regarding his relationship felity. Yes, exactly,
his infidelities.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I don't know that anything has ever made me so
upset or angry that my brain immediately went to.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Shitting somebody's car or even eventually.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Right, And the and the reason I bring it up
is she was an otherwise.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
She was at our wedding.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
She was an otherwise, very normal, balanced, a successful, smart person.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I again, I give you points for clarity of message,
But the idea that this will ignoring how it will
reflect upon you, yeah, I think is a mistake.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Well, right, he didn't think, oh I've ruined this relationship.
I let there's the one that got away. He's thinking,
thank god, I dodged a bullet. There she was nuts.
I didn't know she was that right? Well she next?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Is she taken?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Now?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Actually not in contact.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
That's a good question.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, and honey, guess what I did one time.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
And does her current bow or husband. Maybe it's been many,
many years, she could be she could be married with
a fifteen year old easily. Now.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
So who's also out there shitting on cars?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
You think it's a genetic here's this? This just clicked
in my head though, I I you know, I certainly
wouldn't you know, suggest anybody does this but an ex
who did you wrong? And you want to send an
unmistakable message, maybe even drinking as in this case, you've
been You've been pissed off for a long time, you've
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been thinking about it. You're full of angst and resentment
and heartbreak and blah blah blah. Okay, that's one thing.
Somebody hanks it in traffic and you just go to that,
You draw it like a pistol and just crap on
their car.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I don't have that story.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I mean, as like an in the moment reaction. It's
way weirder than a jilted lover thing.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh yeah, absolutely, it's a different level of I think
the likelihood of it happening again with the jilted lover
is lowish. Although you have done it once, you've displayed
that it's you know, it's on the table as an.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Ups within your Overton window.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
It's like she has like ten ex boyfriends are all
hanging out to goes.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
She do it to you too?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Oh man, yeah, same mayor.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
It's like.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
It's like the Facebook pages. Are we dating the same
guy to via Facebook page? Did this person crap on
your gout? But again, so the jilted lover. You've you've
made it clear that it's on the table within your
Overton window, but probably not that likely in traffic for
a mild dust up. Over time, You're you're doing it
all the time. You know, they they they forget your
(09:43):
fries at McDonald's. You're probably.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Well.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
And I'm picturing it catching on in society. I mean
it's some you know, your your ballplayer and you get
wrung up on a questionable third strike, you drop your
uniform pants and go red face Toddle right there on
home plate or something. We just faced Toddler. We need
less of this, not more.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Will this spread to the workplace? Yeah, I don't have
that kind of control. So that's I'm just amazing. I
just don't. I don't have the ability to nail down
a time and a place like that.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Michael, the idea of leaving such an unmistakable message on
an ex boss's desk has come up in conversation more
than once during our careers together.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I will tell you that you got to make sure
you really don't want to work there anymore.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Though. I guess that is a thoroughly burned bridge, if
you will right, that bridge is burned.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Just so you know, there are car cleaning kits available
on Amazon from eleven to thirty nine dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Well, I guess that's it.