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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Michael said, what and I might be having a baby.
It's One More Thing.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
One More Thing. Whoa wow, it's a Katie Green lead
One More Thing podcast. Very exciting. As a man who craves.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Leisure, I appreciate Katie taking. Now I'm here, I will
just enjoy all right.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
So for starters, we have received numerous requests to me,
at least on Twitter, on Facebook, and also my Instagram
for people that are saying that they've always heard Jack, Joe,
and myself curse on this podcast, but they've never heard Michael,
so they want to hear Michael cuss.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I don't know if I've ever heard Michael curse in
real life.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I don't think I have either.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Oh I'm sure I have.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Do you curse, Michael?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I mean occasionally, I mean not all the time, but.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
They come kicky in the shin. See what you say.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Well, I'd like for you to pick your flavor and
just go for it because the people want it.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
All right. We got damn hell, it's a good one.
And then I'm gonna shock you with this racial slur.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
But honky, okay, so Michael is cursed. We've satisfied that meat.
We've scratched that itch.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
That's some some, but not a single one that I
feel like that's baby curses.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, Michael, I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I am not in favor of this. By the way,
if you don't want to hear a part an innocence
of spirits Sully him harlots, if it makes you uncomfortable, Oh.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
No, no, no, I could do it anytime. But I mean,
it's just I just think it's the idea is so silly.
But you know, all right, you want me to get
a drum roll or something like yes, yes, listen.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
We talked before the show about this, so I made
sure I wasn't like crossing any lines.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I like, okay, okay, what I mean, I like the
idea of a drum roll.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's let's get let's get like that.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
All right, let me grab a drum roll first. Okay,
I think of the dirtiest word I could ever say.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
No, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Just to be clear, those those first three were bullshit, Michael.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Those were pretty low level.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Okay, well, I'm grabbing the drum roll coming coming.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
This is terrible. I know it's not. Well, then you
know here we go, all right, you do the.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
All right here we go.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Ship, Yes, all right, I made my dad.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
That is some entertainment right there?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Am I going to the restaurant?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Throw up?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Now? Okay, that's part Well, you betrayed everything that makes
you you.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I hope you're pleased prostituting yourself? Like that's how are
you going to look your mom in the eye? Do
you kiss your mom with that mouth? I can't anymore?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
So?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Okay? Part two Katie.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay, So if I become a little honre at the
beginning of May, you guys will know why. I've talked
about how I was hoping this year to have a
kid and we have decided that the end of May
is going to be when it happens. I have a
kidney disease that is fifty to fifty percent hereditary, and
(03:22):
I've found a doctor who is going to take all
the eggs out, genetically test them and find out which
ones have the kidney disease and which ones don't. Oh,
they can do that, They can do that. Wow, And
science is every day. It blows my mind. So they're
(03:43):
going to take those eggs. They are going to put
Dru's little swimmers in those guys, and then we are
going to artificially inseminate, as they say, at the end
of May.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Well, so you don't get to have sex.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Oh, I get to have sex whenever I want, Jack.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
But not for creation reason.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, it doesn't for okay. There are several reasons why
that doesn't work for me. Okay, and it all has
to do with my health.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Situation, gotcha, Sure, yeah, enough said.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
But so the fact that the doctor, I'm gonna so
at the end of May, I'm going to start taking
a medication and for ten days I will be on
that medication, and then I will be going into the doctor.
They're going to do the procedure where they take the
eggs out and then they're going to find the good
ones and put one in and freeze the rest, and
we're going to try until.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It takes interesting. Wow, is this the sort of thing
Trump was trying to ban?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yes, yeah, damn it Trump. No, it's not. No, but
hopefully this time next year I'll be pregnant and cranky.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Well yeah, maybe quite a bit sooner than that.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, or actually no, I don't math. Well, so I'll
probably have a baby by this time next year. If
it works.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Right off the back. I don't know if you're just
stating an elephant, but if it's a baby humans jacks.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, there you go. But yeah, wow, the fact that
this doctor has the ability to and there are other
genetic issues like she she did a test on both
Drew and I and he tested, I believe high for
muscular dystrophee wow. And I tested high for polycytsic kidney disease,
which is what I have. And then uh, something else
(05:23):
I can't remember us.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Does everybody do this now or is this some because
you've had health problems like I didn't. We didn't do
any of this stuff. But I mean it was fifteen
years ago and times change.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
So polycystic kidney disease is a hereditary condition, but no
one in my family has it. I'm what's called a
mutated gene. Shocking. Uh, And so I decided to go
this route because it's a fifty to fifty chance.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
But so why why why did they check your husband?
I mean, is it, like my question, is this just routine?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Now?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Does everybody do this?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Well, if you're going to go through genetic testing, they
test the partner as well.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Okay, so did insurance cover this? Or do you pay
for it yourself?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Save saved for a long time.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Okay, you pay for yourself.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Interesting, a lot of saving going on here. But they
they tested Drew, they tested me, So they're gonna just
take all those eggs out and and take his sperm
and test everything and find out what's good, what's not,
put it together, and then that process starts at the
end of me. Wow, And I'm very.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Excited and and and yeah, well we're excited for you
and amazed by the science.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Oh yeah, is that incredible? It is? It is amazing.
And since Joe and I have been through the experience,
we know that we can count on some real mood
swings coming our way. Yes you can, which will be
awesome for the radio.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Oh you got And you know what you guys have
been I mean, I've been here for two years, so
you guys have been with me through multiple mood swings,
and I can only they're gonna get worse.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Not like pregnancy mood swings.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I'm gonna be hungry and mad, My ankles are going
to be swollen.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
We'll be terrified. Yeaied, And I'm looking forward to that.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Well, imagine, Drew, he's got to live with me, right.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Oh, I don't have to imagine it's sweetheart. I've bought
that ticket and taken that ride many times, several times.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, uh yeah, Yeah, that's absolutely fantastic. And we're so
pro child around here. That's very, very cool.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
So I was thinking, maybe I can do the whole
labor thing on the air, make a whole segment out
of it.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh that great radio. Yes, yeah, Facebook Live. So we're
pro child. You can tell by how childish we are.
We're just trying to you know, right.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
So you guys worked in San Francisco at the same
time that I was there on KSFO. Did you guys
come into the building after the placenta had been put
in the microwave?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh, don't don't recall that story, all right? Oh no,
wonder my hot chocolate tasted funny?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
That would be it. So we shared a building with
a beautiful rock station based out of San Francisco. In
the morning show, there had a dear friend of mine
who had a baby, and she decided to bring her
placenta into the studio.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
This is where she's gonna make me sick and I
don't know why.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
And she brought it because you might have put your
hot pocket in there, Joe, that might have been it.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Why did she bring it in just to show people?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Or uh no for the show, which is absolutely right
along the vein of something I would do. I mean,
you know, she brought it in and for whatever reason,
the host went, hey, let's cook it.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Oh my god, what the what?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, and he stuck it in the microwaves.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Do this it's a thing.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, and uh somebody on the show took a bite.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Oh, you're killing me.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
That's so I'm gonna try it.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
It is.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I do know that culturally, some cultures do this. It's
like very regular.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
This had jack f to do with culture. So basically,
the placenta got cooked in the microwave. The higher newsroom
and the KSFO studio, Oh my lord, wreaked of whatever
the hell that was. I think the show had to
purchase a new microwave.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Wow, so sickening. I think we're not going to do that.
I think we do it. Did I dream this? Did
we talk about it? Do we actually do? I think
we actually buried ours with a tree we planted.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Oh that's cute. Okay, Jeck's looking at me like it
was us.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, I know, I thought maybe you'd remember me talking
about it all. Ye yes, I do.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
That does sound familiar.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I mean I knew you guys worked together, but yeah,
I didn't know you guys were like doing it actually
had five beautiful children together.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I think it's time to, like Katie, come clean about
the whole process.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, well, Dad, you know this.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Is why Katie. I won't eat polenta because it sounds
too much.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Like Oh, come one for me, one hundred percent true.
I will not eat polenta because it sounds like placenta.
It's a grain, no matter, right, I can't do it.
That's dumb.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
And I will beef either, because it's just one t
away from being that's I have hot dogs. I eat
hot dogs if I want.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
That sounds like uranus, which Jack apparently is very close
to being able to see.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Part this is so stupid. Anyway, Well, congratulations. Let's end
on that note. Congratulations, and that'll that'll be fun for
the show because we get to talk about the whole.
You know, if you're if you're lucky, you've been through
this before, the whole getting pregnant, being pregnant, having a baby,
baby stop for this will be great for years to come.
This is like, you know, it's an aging sitcom. We've
(10:36):
been doing this for a long time. We need to
bring in as somebody with a baby.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Note see now it's about him, I know, the show
out the show, and not about you and beautiful child.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
As you know how much the salespeople are gonna like this,
you need a baby stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I disavow, I disavow.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Now.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I will say one thing I'm going to struggle with
is I was already at what my mom at there
not my mom. I'll leave my mom out of this
what my dad and I call a bob, which is
a big old bitch. I was two hundred and ten pounds.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I lost all the weight, that's right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
And so getting pregnant is it's gonna be a show.
We're gonna have fun with this, guys. I think.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Your relatable. Yes, it'll all work out, I hope.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
So thanks, thanks dads.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Probably that is fantastic good news for the show. Oh well,
I just avow.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I was gonna tell the story about getting a tropical fish,
but Katie blew.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
That's a lovely fish. So Michael, very graceful and congratulations.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Well I guess that's it.