April 8, 2025 • 10 mins
- First, Jack has the results of a ridiculous survey...
- A dude explains dudes to his wife...
- Finally...a lovely tale of love!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
No, you can't. It's one more thing. I'm one more thing.
I'll get here. You sound like I can't do Guy
to me, I'll get to know you can out of
the way really quick before we do a couple other things.
I just saw this survey. One in fifty men say
they could outrun a horse. No you can't, you cannot.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I mean, like, what is it? The regular four legged kind?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
So that's basically one in fifty men have no concept
of what a horse is or like or I mean,
I know what it is, but they've never been around
one at all.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
We're round all of them up and have them try.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I'm some really fleet footed seventeen year old growing up
in the Bronx. Yeah, maybe I think that okay about
a horse they've just seen there's horse face, John Carroll.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
How did that factory? I'm confused.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
That's a stretch, Michael stretch.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
We got a lovely tale of of love coming up
in just a second. But before we get to that,
here's a dude talking to his wife.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Block all of his accounts.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Literally, I don't care block him.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I know his intentions he has with you.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You don't understand how guy's brains work and he's not
just a friend.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
He likes you. You don't need to explain it to him,
don't need to open up the door for conversations accounts.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You don't have to block Spence that he never even
checks that one.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I don't care block it because of you.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I don't care block him.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I love you for.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Us doing this for us. I don't understand these things
how they're recorded and to what, to what extent they're performative.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
But she had like snot coming out, ripping out.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Of her nose was set. Yeah, so as a guy
making a one his wife block a guy friend saying
you don't know how guys work. He likes you, which
is the entire premise of the very famous When Harry
met Sally. Yes, is when a guy is like being
nice to you as a girl. You girls think you're
just friends. You're not friends. He's hoping he's gonna somehow
(02:19):
end up sleeping with you and that's why he's friends
with you, which is true like ninety eight percent of
the time.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
But that's up to the chick.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Sure see, that's that I was going to say, we've
moved on to the theme I would like to judge
Harshley First, the question is guy helping his woman understand
how guys really work, which is one thing, but being
like really controlling and abusive. I really got an uncomfortable
(02:52):
vibe out of that.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I did not like the way that he handled that
at all. It's one thing if she is buying into
it and flirting or if they're sending messages. But if
that's actually just her guy friend, it doesn't matter if
he likes her or not. It's based off of her actions.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Sure, yeah, yes, set proper boundaries and then if you
want to exchange dog pictures, exchange him. Yeah, you know
if he ever gets inappropriate to the stiff arm and
we move on with our lives. Yeah, that felt very
controlling and sick to me.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I'm doing this for us, suck it.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
And the lady blubbering I love you, even as he's
no that. No. I tell you what, if I witnessed
that and one of my daughters, I would go back
the next time with a gun and have a talk
with the young fella. Yeah, holy crap, that was not
nearly as novel as I thought it would be.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Amusing, This is nice, though, h this is love. Identical
twin brothers just wed identical twin sisters in double nuptials.
I'm looking at the picture. The two women and the
two dudes look exactly alike. Is really the key to
the whole identical twin thing. They wore a match, of course,
(04:00):
tuxedos and wedding dresses. They got married in the same
place at roughly the same time, and back to back.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
He was everybody, raise your hand the minute you start
to feel creepy. Huh too late.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Each of the two brothers was the other brother's best man.
Each of the two women was the other woman's bridesmaid.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You know, been really funny if the brothers a great, Yeah,
we're each other's best men, and the one girl says,
and you're you're my maid of honor.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
The other girl says, you know, Catherine's my maid of honor.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I got a Rikatherine and I have been besties for
a long time, So would it be cool if?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, it's a I think it's a nice story. I
mean it is. But they really took a long way,
no doubt about it. They answered a couple of questions
right off the bat that everybody has. They never have
trouble telling the other person apart. So they don't ever
like to get confused.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
The girls look a little different. The guys are very
close in looks.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Okay, you want cynical, here's cynical. They all got together
and said, you know, if we play this up, we
can get everything paid for for both of our weddings.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Get out of my head. That's exactly what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
And maybe for kids or all kinds of different things.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Katie is my daughter from another mother, because this is
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
After a few years of dating, in June, the brothers
decided it was time to propose. They did it on
the same day, one minute apart.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
See that's just that's creepy. I don't I don't have
to keep the theme going.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Now those guys could.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
The guys could absolutely switch places if they wanted to.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Just letting you know they have.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Let's go to the golf store and get exact actually
the same kind of golf clubs, and we'll all tee
off at the same time. And then if you've got
two shots less than me intentionally at the eighteenth hole,
you've got to have two extra shots. And oh, come on,
I've never been an identical twin. But it all gets
a little feeling creepy to me.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
After the double wedding, both couples embarked on a double
honeymoon cruise to Mexico. Stop it on. They had rooms
on opposite sides of the ship so they could get
a little bit of separation, but they did plenty of
things together here here, let me take it another step.
You ready for another step on that? Well, and they
got their whole honeymoon paid for it. Go on, you
want to want another step on this crazy ride.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
They impregnated their wives on the same night.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
And this they're they're both having the bay. The girls
are having twins, and it's just gonna keep going.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
The twin couples now live in adjacent apartments, so they
live side by side and apartments in Goodyear, Arizona. The
sisters are both pharmacy techs at the same CBS, and
the brothers are both studying film at Huntington University at Arizona.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
I hate this whole story, me too.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
The two couples now lead the same church youth group
where they met.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I've got to admit that there is an interesting topic
here to put aside all the cutesy about how twins
identical twins they have a bond that is difficult to
understand having just stated together. And you know, if you
believe there is any sort of connection between people of
you know, electrical nature or hormonal or whatever, it's just
(07:34):
that fascinates me. The idea of it being joined that
closely to another person since before you were you know, born.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Doesn't mean you both need to be pharmacy texts at
the same CBS and live next door to each other
the rest of your life.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Like, what if one of the twin sisters can't stand her,
you know, her sister's dude, you don't have to run.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
You know this is doesn't.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Want to at one point want to get a different
hair styles because they have the same hairstyles.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah yeah, well, and as do the guys. And they're
all dressed the same and all of it. I mean,
because I've read a fair number of studies of twins this, that,
and the other. There's not like one hundred percent correlation
in your preferences, your enthusiasms.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Of course, dressing the same is cute when they're like children.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
For a little while. I'll tell you what I'm I
am such a flaming individualist. If I'd had I think,
and the wife gets a vo too. If I'd had
identical twins, it'd be fairly early in their lives where
I would encourage them to look, you do you You
guys don't have to be the same. Don't feel pressure
to do that. You find your life. You find your life,
(08:45):
and to whatever extent they overlapped, it's great, but you're
not expected to.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Uh. Buddy of mine in high school, his sisters were
identical twins, and I mean they were so identical he
would have to like he would have to walk up
in front of him and look at him for a
couple of seconds to figure out which one was weird. Yeah,
he did, and like for the rest of us, there
was no chance. I mean, we just had no idea. Always.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
I had a couple of friends like that growing up,
and they were they were always together, so I would
always just yell one of their names to see which
one turned around.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I'm like, oh, okay, there you are.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I would think at some point, because a lot of
how you look as you get older is life choices,
I would think unless you ate and exercised exactly the same,
you'd start to drift apart in your looks at some point.
Like one he eats more crap than the other one,
or exercises more than the other one. I would think
smokes or whatever, But maybe you don't, yeh. At some
point that's a good story, huh. Charming? Nope, so you
(09:38):
think it was. So you think it's mostly a fabricated
some sort of trying to get a reality show. But
they get a reality show. In fact, how would you
not stick a camera in there and follow him around.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
For a well, and the fact that both the lads
are film school guys. The one the pharmacy texts are
going to be supporting the family number two. Yeah, there
could be something going on there. I just, you know what,
it's funny. It reminds me of the fake dire Wolf
story we did during the radio show. I just it's
(10:10):
cutesy stuff for people who don't think, and you're probably
happier than me. People who take that in say, wow,
that's amazing, And that's your only reaction to.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
It, right, I shouldn't that should disparage you.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I wish you nothing, but you know, health and happiness.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
But one out of one out of eighty guys believes
he can lift a bear over his head. Just saw
that statistic.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
No you can't, well a full grown bear, no you can't.
That's full number one. How I where do you grab
the thing? All right? Stupid? I was crazy in love
with a twin in high school or one, you know,
but she just wanted me as a friend and so yeah,
friend zone, the friend zone.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Well, I guess that's it.
No, you can't. It's one more thing. I'm one more thing.
I'll get here. You sound like I can't do Guy
to me, I'll get to know you can out of
the way really quick before we do a couple other things.
I just saw this survey. One in fifty men say
they could outrun a horse. No you can't, you cannot.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I mean, like, what is it? The regular four legged kind?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
So that's basically one in fifty men have no concept
of what a horse is or like or I mean,
I know what it is, but they've never been around
one at all.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
We're round all of them up and have them try.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I'm some really fleet footed seventeen year old growing up
in the Bronx. Yeah, maybe I think that okay about
a horse they've just seen there's horse face, John Carroll.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
How did that factory? I'm confused.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
That's a stretch, Michael stretch.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
We got a lovely tale of of love coming up
in just a second. But before we get to that,
here's a dude talking to his wife.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Block all of his accounts.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Literally, I don't care block him.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I know his intentions he has with you.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You don't understand how guy's brains work and he's not
just a friend.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
He likes you. You don't need to explain it to him,
don't need to open up the door for conversations accounts.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You don't have to block Spence that he never even
checks that one.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I don't care block it because of you.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I don't care block him.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I love you for.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Us doing this for us. I don't understand these things
how they're recorded and to what, to what extent they're performative.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
But she had like snot coming out, ripping out.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Of her nose was set. Yeah, so as a guy
making a one his wife block a guy friend saying
you don't know how guys work. He likes you, which
is the entire premise of the very famous When Harry
met Sally. Yes, is when a guy is like being
nice to you as a girl. You girls think you're
just friends. You're not friends. He's hoping he's gonna somehow
(02:19):
end up sleeping with you and that's why he's friends
with you, which is true like ninety eight percent of
the time.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
But that's up to the chick.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Sure see, that's that I was going to say, we've
moved on to the theme I would like to judge
Harshley First, the question is guy helping his woman understand
how guys really work, which is one thing, but being
like really controlling and abusive. I really got an uncomfortable
(02:52):
vibe out of that.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I did not like the way that he handled that
at all. It's one thing if she is buying into
it and flirting or if they're sending messages. But if
that's actually just her guy friend, it doesn't matter if
he likes her or not. It's based off of her actions.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Sure, yeah, yes, set proper boundaries and then if you
want to exchange dog pictures, exchange him. Yeah, you know
if he ever gets inappropriate to the stiff arm and
we move on with our lives. Yeah, that felt very
controlling and sick to me.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I'm doing this for us, suck it.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
And the lady blubbering I love you, even as he's
no that. No. I tell you what, if I witnessed
that and one of my daughters, I would go back
the next time with a gun and have a talk
with the young fella. Yeah, holy crap, that was not
nearly as novel as I thought it would be.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Amusing, This is nice, though, h this is love. Identical
twin brothers just wed identical twin sisters in double nuptials.
I'm looking at the picture. The two women and the
two dudes look exactly alike. Is really the key to
the whole identical twin thing. They wore a match, of course,
(04:00):
tuxedos and wedding dresses. They got married in the same
place at roughly the same time, and back to back.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
He was everybody, raise your hand the minute you start
to feel creepy. Huh too late.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Each of the two brothers was the other brother's best man.
Each of the two women was the other woman's bridesmaid.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You know, been really funny if the brothers a great, Yeah,
we're each other's best men, and the one girl says,
and you're you're my maid of honor.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
The other girl says, you know, Catherine's my maid of honor.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I got a Rikatherine and I have been besties for
a long time, So would it be cool if?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, it's a I think it's a nice story. I
mean it is. But they really took a long way,
no doubt about it. They answered a couple of questions
right off the bat that everybody has. They never have
trouble telling the other person apart. So they don't ever
like to get confused.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
The girls look a little different. The guys are very
close in looks.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Okay, you want cynical, here's cynical. They all got together
and said, you know, if we play this up, we
can get everything paid for for both of our weddings.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Get out of my head. That's exactly what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
And maybe for kids or all kinds of different things.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Katie is my daughter from another mother, because this is
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
After a few years of dating, in June, the brothers
decided it was time to propose. They did it on
the same day, one minute apart.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
See that's just that's creepy. I don't I don't have
to keep the theme going.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Now those guys could.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
The guys could absolutely switch places if they wanted to.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Just letting you know they have.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Let's go to the golf store and get exact actually
the same kind of golf clubs, and we'll all tee
off at the same time. And then if you've got
two shots less than me intentionally at the eighteenth hole,
you've got to have two extra shots. And oh, come on,
I've never been an identical twin. But it all gets
a little feeling creepy to me.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
After the double wedding, both couples embarked on a double
honeymoon cruise to Mexico. Stop it on. They had rooms
on opposite sides of the ship so they could get
a little bit of separation, but they did plenty of
things together here here, let me take it another step.
You ready for another step on that? Well, and they
got their whole honeymoon paid for it. Go on, you
want to want another step on this crazy ride.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
They impregnated their wives on the same night.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
And this they're they're both having the bay. The girls
are having twins, and it's just gonna keep going.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
The twin couples now live in adjacent apartments, so they
live side by side and apartments in Goodyear, Arizona. The
sisters are both pharmacy techs at the same CBS, and
the brothers are both studying film at Huntington University at Arizona.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
I hate this whole story, me too.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
The two couples now lead the same church youth group
where they met.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I've got to admit that there is an interesting topic
here to put aside all the cutesy about how twins
identical twins they have a bond that is difficult to
understand having just stated together. And you know, if you
believe there is any sort of connection between people of
you know, electrical nature or hormonal or whatever, it's just
(07:34):
that fascinates me. The idea of it being joined that
closely to another person since before you were you know, born.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Doesn't mean you both need to be pharmacy texts at
the same CBS and live next door to each other
the rest of your life.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Like, what if one of the twin sisters can't stand her,
you know, her sister's dude, you don't have to run.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
You know this is doesn't.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Want to at one point want to get a different
hair styles because they have the same hairstyles.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah yeah, well, and as do the guys. And they're
all dressed the same and all of it. I mean,
because I've read a fair number of studies of twins this, that,
and the other. There's not like one hundred percent correlation
in your preferences, your enthusiasms.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Of course, dressing the same is cute when they're like children.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
For a little while. I'll tell you what I'm I
am such a flaming individualist. If I'd had I think,
and the wife gets a vo too. If I'd had
identical twins, it'd be fairly early in their lives where
I would encourage them to look, you do you You
guys don't have to be the same. Don't feel pressure
to do that. You find your life. You find your life,
(08:45):
and to whatever extent they overlapped, it's great, but you're
not expected to.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Uh. Buddy of mine in high school, his sisters were
identical twins, and I mean they were so identical he
would have to like he would have to walk up
in front of him and look at him for a
couple of seconds to figure out which one was weird. Yeah,
he did, and like for the rest of us, there
was no chance. I mean, we just had no idea. Always.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
I had a couple of friends like that growing up,
and they were they were always together, so I would
always just yell one of their names to see which
one turned around.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I'm like, oh, okay, there you are.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I would think at some point, because a lot of
how you look as you get older is life choices,
I would think unless you ate and exercised exactly the same,
you'd start to drift apart in your looks at some point.
Like one he eats more crap than the other one,
or exercises more than the other one. I would think
smokes or whatever, But maybe you don't, yeh. At some
point that's a good story, huh. Charming? Nope, so you
(09:38):
think it was. So you think it's mostly a fabricated
some sort of trying to get a reality show. But
they get a reality show. In fact, how would you
not stick a camera in there and follow him around.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
For a well, and the fact that both the lads
are film school guys. The one the pharmacy texts are
going to be supporting the family number two. Yeah, there
could be something going on there. I just, you know what,
it's funny. It reminds me of the fake dire Wolf
story we did during the radio show. I just it's
(10:10):
cutesy stuff for people who don't think, and you're probably
happier than me. People who take that in say, wow,
that's amazing, And that's your only reaction to.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
It, right, I shouldn't that should disparage you.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I wish you nothing, but you know, health and happiness.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
But one out of one out of eighty guys believes
he can lift a bear over his head. Just saw
that statistic.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
No you can't, well a full grown bear, no you can't.
That's full number one. How I where do you grab
the thing? All right? Stupid? I was crazy in love
with a twin in high school or one, you know,
but she just wanted me as a friend and so yeah,
friend zone, the friend zone.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Well, I guess that's it.
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