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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Why are we raising pansy ass kids. It's one more
thing I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
But first, it's not exactly cleaning out the sound fridge.
It's more neating up the sound pantry, if you will,
which reminds me our pantry is completely out of control
at home. It's just there's stuff in There's just so
much stuff in there. When I think we're not gonna
eat any of them.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
When I think of the pantry, I have the some
of my favorite memories, and I've got videos of it when,
particularly when Sam was really little, standing in there when
he was like two and a half years old in
his diaper, going through the pantry, just throwing things on
the ground or restacking them or whatever. God, he loved
playing in there. He had so much fun.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh give a kids stick in a box and they'll
be busy for three hours.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I spend all that money on toys and stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Oh yeah. He played way more with the cans of
soup and that sort of stuff than he did with
any Fisher Price anything in.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
A wooden spoon. Now that's fun.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I was a big Tupperware kid. Oh God, Tupperware drunk
kid loved it. Yeah, do twice a year it'll help
a lot. I do it once in the winter, once
in the summer because I buy all the dumb stuff
during the winter, like the Christmas crap and pumpkin stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Wow. Wow, So maybe like I'm trying to think January first, no,
because you're still in the winter, so like what it
like this and.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Like the end of January, end of summer kind of
deal because I'm still making pumpkin crap during January.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I feel like you people are talking with your pantry
privilege to someone who do no longer has a pantry
in my little rental house, and it's it's hurtful.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You will soon.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Wow. I feel like it was a microaggression.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Boy, where's I've racked with guilt now? I said, I
mortified it my own insensitivity. I'm just a big jerk.
I don't care. There you go. It's liberally ah. So, anyway,
speaking of eatning up the sound of pantry. During the show,
we played just some of this. This is a dude.
(02:07):
He plays the drums to songs, including AI songs. It
doesn't really matter, but he asked Ai to make a
song that was red hot chili peppers that sounded like
red hot chili peppers, but the lyrics were a grocery list.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Dean web Beranas, Boni, cants.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Macaroni, Jesus and south sides good, don't keep pop.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Chucks not the stop and keep stake in the day
and cross fis and greed but bons sake, don't forget.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
The sad dude. No, I would love to know what
what all prompts did he have to give, which system
to come.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Up with him and how long it took? Yeah, and
if if anybody makes a nickel off of that parody
is fairy use but red hot chili peppers don't get
some love there? Anthony Keatis, whose voice was being pretty
effectively imitated by a computer there, which probably used his
(03:07):
actual voice to craft that imitation.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
How much do you know about what prompts he did
for that?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Was it increasingly done? No, but we we have listeners
who've sent us, you know, freebies you can use, and
have told us precisely what the prompt was. And it
was extremely very a couple of sentences. I mean, the music,
it's just amazing that the computer can do that music
like that, and the vocals but the words with the
salables all timed out right and everything I mean that
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would take a long time and some serious creativity to
put that together. Yeah, yeah, it's not effortless. So what
do we need to know about this next example? Just
that he asked it to write a country song on
any particular theme or on that I don't know anything
about it an inadequate description. Who's Who's to blame? I
have no interest in solving the problem. It's just a
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question of who's to blame.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Well, maybe we can just hear it.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I've been told he sets it up, So go ahead
and go okay.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Beautiful asking AI to make a hit country song called
smooth as Silk.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
It's a picture of a cowboy holding two bowling balls.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Saturday night, I got a crazy call hood. He dared
me to wax my balls. First time.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Laughed first a laugh, thought it was a jest, But
truth be told, I accepted the question, went sue the.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Good store ball a wax kid.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
He gave a wink. You sure about this? Home in
the bathroom, I read the guy took a deep bread
and swallowed my pride.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Him. That's what they said.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
It was so disturbing the bathroom for and sur.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
All right, So I had it up the charming lyrics.
The I mean, all pop music is so formulaic, but
the that's a really catchy song with a great hook.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Well, and like I have not ever tried to do
any of this stuff, but and most people haven't. Those
of you who are, you know, early adopters who are
doing this stuff, good for you. But is it very
soon going to be you're sitting around on your couch
as a twenty three year old thinking of funny things
(05:30):
until it no longer is funny to you anymore?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yes, precisely. Yeah, boy, the lyrics there maybe miss Robert
Plant singing about hobbits and such.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
But god, so you and your friends could sing, oh,
let's do a let's do a jay Z song about
shaving the cat, and then Franks went out and pretty
soon it just wouldn't be entertaining anymore because it's effortless.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
They're all right, real good, although you know, if it's
all about the quality of the punchline. But yeah, weird,
what a weird time to be in.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Were they trying to get those lyrics out of that
AI thing or did they just say, write a song
that is smooth as silk, and that's what AI decided
to produce.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
No, No, there had to be additional prompts.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Did they prompt, hey, do a song about waxing your balls,
and then that's what they came up with.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, I have a strong feeling that was involved. Yeah,
in fact, I'm certain of it.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Or did it was? It was the prompt supposed to
actually be about bowling and waxing your bowling balls, but
AI didn't catch the meaning and went that direction. I
doubt it either way. Brilliance just top of the charts.
But I don't know what this is going to do
to create the creative world.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Kill it? What's your next question?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Well, kill it in terms of being able to make money,
But what's it do in terms of the really best
stuff that human beings have been able to come up with.
I don't know. All of this is gonna get way better.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I I don't want to go on and on about this,
but popular art has always had this intersection of creativity
and commerce, and that's fine. It's just the way it is.
And you know, there have been certain periods in like
the history of what's popular music that have been much
more creative and some that have been much more formulaic
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and purely just designed to get a financial reward. Like
your favorite era of jazz was an era of tremendous
creativity and challenging art being created, and it also happened
to be really popular among you know, large swaths of people,
and then it swung to something else. You had the
late sixties early seventies where popular music was really challenging, interesting,
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creative music, and then current pop music is it's churned
out of factories. I mean, I mean quite literally, everybody
knows what chords to use in what order. You've seen
those matchups of ten different pop songs that are all
precisely the same chord pattern. It's just it's just, which
is why I don't really listen to pop music anymore.
But I could see in the future there being a
(08:15):
no AI movement where people will create challenging, interesting art
using sound and music, and certain people will dig it.
There will probably be very little money in it. It
will just be art. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Well, I think we're gonna I often say I hope
I live to see I think we will live to
see this, because it's going to be here in like
a year.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, this is happening fast. Yeah, yeah, really fast. Yeah,
you know right now, ninety nine point nine percent of artists,
like painters, don't make enough money to cover their paints. Sure,
of course, they just do it because they love it.
That's going to be music.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I think maybe there are some wealthy country music songwriters
that I'm sure are going to be out of a
chop because it's so for me, Like, why would you
pay anybody?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Any different topic going to jab the sin The tease
was too many pansy ass kids. This is referring to
this particular mom who went on this screened screed in
her kitchen with a glass of wine in her hand.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I got a call from my.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Kid's assistant principal today because he and his other friend
were playing soccer with this other kid at recess. The
other kid happened to want to be the goalie and
apparently he sucked, and so he got really upset because
the other boys kept scoring goals on him. And there
was no teasing involved. I verified, it was just he
was so upset that the kids kept scoring goals that
(09:37):
he went to the teacher and cried about it, and
my kid and the other kid got brought to the
principal's office. Do not call me because some soft ass kids.
Feelings got hurt because some kid is better than him
at sports. Stop coddling your kids, especially your sons, because
let me tell you right now, what no woman wants
someday is to have to coddle their husband. Stop raising
(10:03):
pansy ass kids. Teach your kids how to be confident
in themselves and how to emotionally freaking figure their out
and stop with the bs.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Hey AI write me a song in the style of R. E.
M In nineteen eighty three entitled stop raising pansy ass kids.
That'd be hi reny for Michael Stipe to sing those
lyrics anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Ah wow, we got this text in response to playing
that earlier. Oh my god, I love that recording you
just played. This is so true Mikes kids school has
a no running on the playground rule.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Wow. Always what Mike despy is that I could I
could throw on the black bandana and slit throats to
quote H. L. Menkin over that mind what No, I'm
just missing something. You're not too dangerous.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
My kids' school, they don't have it all the time,
but if it has rained anytime in the last week,
were not allowed to run because the grass could be
do it?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I think I'm a fascist for even talking about this.
According to something I read, but when we conduct the
great experiment of conservatives get half the country and progressives
get the other half, and we see how it goes,
there's going to be all the run. And you've I
almost dropped an F bomb, which I can't, I suppose,
but I'd prefer not to. You can run all the
f and much you want. In conservative America. Kids go
(11:25):
out there, play soccer, skin your knees, get sweaty, get
to blow off steam. Then we'll get back to school
and learn, and well we'll compare test scores at the
end of it. Bitches. Huh.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
We used to love the play soccer on wet fields
and we would slide in the Yeah, that was part
of the fun.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Oh, even after it would rain on the cement outside.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
We used to run and pretend we were skateboarding and
try to see who could slide the farthest. Oh, I
got my I hurt myself so many times doing that.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
But it was a blood None of that, None of
that anymore, good lord. Think of the liability, Katie, your maniac.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Kill the man with the ball and the poor and
rain all the time. And I mean that was a
violent game.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
You know, I realize people are self selecting and to
some extent anyway. And I'm not exactly a Navy seal,
nor I please what but people are self selecting to
some extent anyway. But I so want to figure out
(12:27):
a way to do this because they're like schools, charter schools,
like the John Adams Academy, and there are other examples
that like do school the way school ought to be done,
and you can run all you want at recess and
you learn and you learn the important stuff and you
behave in class and the kids come out all smart
and educated.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
It works.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
It works.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
And the fact that government union schools now don't work
as a you know, an indictment on them. But I
would love to start some sort of I don't know,
colony or outpost. I guess it's called idoh and Servitania.
And there would be no ugliness, no racism, no, you know,
it would not be some sort of you know, Mika
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Brazinski's fever dream of what a conservative place would be.
Everybody would get their constitutional rights, and by God, we
would enforce that and if you break anybody's rights, we
break your neck. But anyway, I would so love to
conduct that experiment.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, I would like to see it play out also,
so she finishes up. My son got sent to the
office and received a citation for running on the playground.
So there's that issue that's mostly to do with lawyers
and the way our court system works and juries. So
I don't even know what to do about that because
the school would tell you. Look, I think it's freaking
stupid too, But we are just told we're going to
lose our insurance policy if we let kids run on
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the school in school and get anybody gets hurt, So
what are you gonna do? So I hate that for
that's own thing. Then you have this different topic. The
school also told the kids they are no longer allowed
to play kickball because the kids spent so much time
arguing about the kids way to teach the kids how
not how to work through conflict. That's not the lawyers
or the insurance company. That's the We think conflict is
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always bad, and so we're going to solve the conflict
by not letting them play. They do this at my
kids school too. Like when I was a kid, a
lot of us would bring our own nerve football or
own glove or ball or bad or whatever. You're not
allowed to bring any sporting equipment because one kids might
fight over it, or you might have a nicer football
than the other kid does and that make them feel
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bad and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I know, we're doomed, Katie, We're doomed.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
So they have a number, they have a limited number
of balls, and there's like three and whoever gets to
them first gets to play during recess with him, and
nobody else gets to.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Okay, I apologize for taking it back to this place.
But so all of this is going on. But these
kids can decide to identify as something else or right all.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, you can. You can change into a
different sex and a secret be can't run in the yard. Yeah,
you can make moves to them up hormonally for the
rest of their lives. But don't you run on that
wet grass. Yeah, it's pretty amazing that those two things
are happening at the same time, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Speaking of which, and here's a preview of a screed
you'll hear on the air in the next day or two.
There are some fairly high profile lawsuits that are going
to go the right way against the gender bending, cruel
experiments on kid's crowd. They're going to bring them to
their knees and we need more and more and more
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of that these And I don't mean to seem like
I'm gloating because it's tragedy, but some of the victims
of these ideological lunatics are starting to move into adulthood
and realize what's been done to them and are not
happy about it. It can't happen fast enough. But again,
more on that another time. Well, I guess that's it.