June 4, 2025 • 9 mins
First, Jack talks about a very (potentially) intimate moment that he experience during college.
Next, A government insider provides some surprising details about staff meetings.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You've got to be freaking kidding me. It's one more thing.
I'm strong Andy, one more thing before I get to
the you got to be freaking kidding me. I have
a mole who works in government who regularly texts me
things that get set at meetings. It's just unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh all bet uh.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
But I'll get to that in just a second. I
mentioned this on the actual radio show, so I need
to follow through the one time in my adult life
when I nearly shared a bed with another man. Boy,
I really need to set up onto this because it
sounds like him. We got into the conversation about how
women will share up a bed in a hotel room,
(00:47):
like when they're on a girls strip, but guys don't.
I would sleep in the bathtub with a pillow and
you know, my jacket for a blanket.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Before I would do that.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
But one time, cheeze, many years I was in college,
thank you, Glenn, and uh, we're in this house. It's
like I don't know, six or eight of a sleeping anyway.
I'm on the floor in this room, hardwood floor, and
it's freezing in there. I mean, it is freezing in there.
But I had chosen the floor anyway. Dude who's sleeping
in the bed at some point says, like middle of
(01:17):
the night, like you can sleep up here if you
want to, because it's so cold, And I thought, yeah,
it is so.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Cold, No big deal.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I get up in bed. Twenty seconds later he grabs
my crank. Come on, I'm not I'm not.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Sing what happens. That's what you cross the manline.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
And I'm not saying this always happens.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
But you just call him Jesse Smollett. That is untowared.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'm not saying this always happens, just usually. But the
one time in my adult male life I think that
I ever even attempted sharon bed with somebody, he did.
He made a move. Wow, drunken in the middle.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Of the night. Okay, well no, under you would never.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I crawled back down to the floor, never brought it up,
never mentioned it to him. He never mentioned it to me.
Just never.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You never said it.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Didn't thinking about it again, that's the way we handled that.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
That's the right way to handle it. Wordlessly. God, guys
are so weird.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I totally that if something like that had happened with me,
it would be an absolute What that f was that.
The next morning, you would, oh, yeah, that's interesting. Also,
what was that? And why?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Because I wanted to have sexual relations with you? Because
because I was, she'd say to you, because I was
seeing if you were interested, yeah, in in some sort
of sex with a with me as a dude.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yes, Michael, this.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Was your broke back Mountain jack.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
And I went it was mike broke back mountain, and
I went the other direction. It turns out I could
quit him quite quickly. I went back down to the
cold floor, and you got to quit that. Yeah, I
don't know, I don't know. It worked out fine, It
worked out fine. I never said anything, he never said anything.
He made an overture. I made a response. Didn't work
(03:13):
out fine for him. It was it was clear that
I wasn't interested, and he thought, okay, I thought maybe
you might be, and that was fine. After that.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I remember the first time a guy hit on me.
It was in a bar club.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I was a college lad at the time, I think,
and my only reaction was I'm flattered, like, oh, thanks,
but you know, I'm straight.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I was fine.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I think he didn't grab my crank.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
He just made it clear that hey, we should do
you know. I think i'd like to get it quitted.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, I can understand why you'd be flattered, but I
think mine was more of a middle of the night
drunk you know, better than nothing, any port in a storm.
I think that's what I was.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Very Oh so you weren't worried about the gay part
of it, you we was just offended that he hadn't
you exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
No flowers.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
No, there's no courtship whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Didn't take it to dinner.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
This is animalistic.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, no, I was the better than nothing. Now I
get your objection. I was it's closing time, let's look
around and see what the options are. That's what I
ended up being.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Ah, that's just sad.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
You were like Arnold and the Maid Arnold. Oh yes,
maybe maybe you know what's interesting.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
It just pumped into my head sexual morase through the years,
and I read John Lennon told.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
His story one is it or no?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
No, I'm sorry it was Actually it was a female
music star, woman of the same period like the Beatles era.
And I don't want to say the name because I
don't want to get wrong, but she ended up somehow
in a bed with John Lennon and it was like
(05:01):
a long party or whatever, everybody was going to sleep
and then just everybody would find a bed to flop in.
And at one point he asked her and he used
a very Liverpool accented F word, I don't want to
create more word for more work for a Hansen bud.
He said, would you like to blank? And she said, thanks,
(05:24):
but not really, I just want to go to sleep.
And he said, oh, thank goodness, I've already been blanked tonight.
But he just thought it would be ungentlemanly in the
late sixties. Wow, to offer a coupling to swing in sixties.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Oh boy, wow, that's something. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I remember a similarly, there was a rock journalist who
was talking about he had a very attractive wife.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
And he would be at these you know, big.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Rock and roll star parties again as the late sixties
in southern California, and he talked about Jim Morrison and
other people hitting on his wife and wanting to have
sex with her, and he felt kind of bad about saying, no, please,
don't have sex with him because you know, we're married
and everything, because it.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Was definitely, you know, an okay option.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, that's why it was. That's why it was with
George Harrison and Eric Clapton and the girl that is
Layla from the Layla song. George Harrison's wife. Clapton talks
about it in his book George is like on board.
Oh yeah, that sounds cool. Go ahead, I would love that.
What Yeah, if you had sex with my wife and
you would love it, that's bizarre to me?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Or are going on theville? Now?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, that's what I think anyway. So my deep mole
in government sent this yesterday. I mentioned this one on
the show already that at the start of the meeting
a woman raised her hand and tearfully asked the speaker
to stop saying you guys because it was gender hurtful,
and so the speaker started saying, y'all not to be offender.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Right. That's when you just end it right there.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
End meeting today.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
You you're fired. Get out? Wait what get out.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
In government today? The government meeting. Somebody raised their hands said,
are you receptive to some feedback on your tea choice
based on its environmental impact? Apparently the tea being provided
for the meeting had microplastics, so they wanted to Oh
(07:28):
that's so precious, isn't that something?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Well, you were receptive to feedback on your tea.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Choice about the environmental impact of your tea choice. Uh,
China deserves to take us over if that's what they are.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I can't remember who it was it was.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
One of my favorite writers pointed out the other day
that when King Chuck was in Canada and he was
gonna I think he was addressing the Parliament, but he
kicked off his address with one of those idiotic declarations of.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
What do you call him land acknowledgments?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, okay, and he said, and Hanson, I am going
to create a little work for you here. He said, First,
I'd like to acknowledge that we are standing on the
land watch controlled by the Watchapuci tribes and blah blah blah,
and that we should seek full reconciliation in.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Both word and deed. Great Britain is doing this well.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
And and I'd love to steal this line, but I won't.
I'm paraphrasing. But as the guy pointed out, dude, you're
literally the king of.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
The fucking country.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
If you wanted to give back that square mile, do it.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Don't stand up there and say, oh, I would like
to ignow.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
You could give it back to him.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Well, smoke of a pen. And then we're not into
this sort of thing because you know, whoever took it
last has it. And that's the truth of every square
inch on planet Earth. Sure somebody else will have it
in a year or a decade or a millennium.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
It's wait, it'll.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Happen, right, But the idea that England's going to go
around the world doing that, man, they'd have to do
that a lot. Sun never sets. Have you ever heard that,
that whole thing?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah, yeah, no kidding. Well, if you want to win
over Jack Armstrong, you gotta woo him first. Well, I
guess that's it.
You've got to be freaking kidding me. It's one more thing.
I'm strong Andy, one more thing before I get to
the you got to be freaking kidding me. I have
a mole who works in government who regularly texts me
things that get set at meetings. It's just unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh all bet uh.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
But I'll get to that in just a second. I
mentioned this on the actual radio show, so I need
to follow through the one time in my adult life
when I nearly shared a bed with another man. Boy,
I really need to set up onto this because it
sounds like him. We got into the conversation about how
women will share up a bed in a hotel room,
(00:47):
like when they're on a girls strip, but guys don't.
I would sleep in the bathtub with a pillow and
you know, my jacket for a blanket.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Before I would do that.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
But one time, cheeze, many years I was in college,
thank you, Glenn, and uh, we're in this house. It's
like I don't know, six or eight of a sleeping anyway.
I'm on the floor in this room, hardwood floor, and
it's freezing in there. I mean, it is freezing in there.
But I had chosen the floor anyway. Dude who's sleeping
in the bed at some point says, like middle of
(01:17):
the night, like you can sleep up here if you
want to, because it's so cold, And I thought, yeah,
it is so.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Cold, No big deal.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I get up in bed. Twenty seconds later he grabs
my crank. Come on, I'm not I'm not.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Sing what happens. That's what you cross the manline.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
And I'm not saying this always happens.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
But you just call him Jesse Smollett. That is untowared.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'm not saying this always happens, just usually. But the
one time in my adult male life I think that
I ever even attempted sharon bed with somebody, he did.
He made a move. Wow, drunken in the middle.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Of the night. Okay, well no, under you would never.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I crawled back down to the floor, never brought it up,
never mentioned it to him. He never mentioned it to me.
Just never.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You never said it.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Didn't thinking about it again, that's the way we handled that.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
That's the right way to handle it. Wordlessly. God, guys
are so weird.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I totally that if something like that had happened with me,
it would be an absolute What that f was that.
The next morning, you would, oh, yeah, that's interesting. Also,
what was that? And why?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Because I wanted to have sexual relations with you? Because
because I was, she'd say to you, because I was
seeing if you were interested, yeah, in in some sort
of sex with a with me as a dude.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yes, Michael, this.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Was your broke back Mountain jack.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
And I went it was mike broke back mountain, and
I went the other direction. It turns out I could
quit him quite quickly. I went back down to the
cold floor, and you got to quit that. Yeah, I
don't know, I don't know. It worked out fine, It
worked out fine. I never said anything, he never said anything.
He made an overture. I made a response. Didn't work
(03:13):
out fine for him. It was it was clear that
I wasn't interested, and he thought, okay, I thought maybe
you might be, and that was fine. After that.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I remember the first time a guy hit on me.
It was in a bar club.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I was a college lad at the time, I think,
and my only reaction was I'm flattered, like, oh, thanks,
but you know, I'm straight.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I was fine.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I think he didn't grab my crank.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
He just made it clear that hey, we should do
you know. I think i'd like to get it quitted.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, I can understand why you'd be flattered, but I
think mine was more of a middle of the night
drunk you know, better than nothing, any port in a storm.
I think that's what I was.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Very Oh so you weren't worried about the gay part
of it, you we was just offended that he hadn't
you exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
No flowers.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
No, there's no courtship whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Didn't take it to dinner.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
This is animalistic.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, no, I was the better than nothing. Now I
get your objection. I was it's closing time, let's look
around and see what the options are. That's what I
ended up being.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Ah, that's just sad.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
You were like Arnold and the Maid Arnold. Oh yes,
maybe maybe you know what's interesting.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
It just pumped into my head sexual morase through the years,
and I read John Lennon told.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
His story one is it or no?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
No, I'm sorry it was Actually it was a female
music star, woman of the same period like the Beatles era.
And I don't want to say the name because I
don't want to get wrong, but she ended up somehow
in a bed with John Lennon and it was like
(05:01):
a long party or whatever, everybody was going to sleep
and then just everybody would find a bed to flop in.
And at one point he asked her and he used
a very Liverpool accented F word, I don't want to
create more word for more work for a Hansen bud.
He said, would you like to blank? And she said, thanks,
(05:24):
but not really, I just want to go to sleep.
And he said, oh, thank goodness, I've already been blanked tonight.
But he just thought it would be ungentlemanly in the
late sixties. Wow, to offer a coupling to swing in sixties.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Oh boy, wow, that's something. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I remember a similarly, there was a rock journalist who
was talking about he had a very attractive wife.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
And he would be at these you know, big.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Rock and roll star parties again as the late sixties
in southern California, and he talked about Jim Morrison and
other people hitting on his wife and wanting to have
sex with her, and he felt kind of bad about saying, no, please,
don't have sex with him because you know, we're married
and everything, because it.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Was definitely, you know, an okay option.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, that's why it was. That's why it was with
George Harrison and Eric Clapton and the girl that is
Layla from the Layla song. George Harrison's wife. Clapton talks
about it in his book George is like on board.
Oh yeah, that sounds cool. Go ahead, I would love that.
What Yeah, if you had sex with my wife and
you would love it, that's bizarre to me?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Or are going on theville? Now?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, that's what I think anyway. So my deep mole
in government sent this yesterday. I mentioned this one on
the show already that at the start of the meeting
a woman raised her hand and tearfully asked the speaker
to stop saying you guys because it was gender hurtful,
and so the speaker started saying, y'all not to be offender.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Right. That's when you just end it right there.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
End meeting today.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
You you're fired. Get out? Wait what get out.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
In government today? The government meeting. Somebody raised their hands said,
are you receptive to some feedback on your tea choice
based on its environmental impact? Apparently the tea being provided
for the meeting had microplastics, so they wanted to Oh
(07:28):
that's so precious, isn't that something?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Well, you were receptive to feedback on your tea.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Choice about the environmental impact of your tea choice. Uh,
China deserves to take us over if that's what they are.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I can't remember who it was it was.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
One of my favorite writers pointed out the other day
that when King Chuck was in Canada and he was
gonna I think he was addressing the Parliament, but he
kicked off his address with one of those idiotic declarations of.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
What do you call him land acknowledgments?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, okay, and he said, and Hanson, I am going
to create a little work for you here. He said, First,
I'd like to acknowledge that we are standing on the
land watch controlled by the Watchapuci tribes and blah blah blah,
and that we should seek full reconciliation in.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Both word and deed. Great Britain is doing this well.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
And and I'd love to steal this line, but I won't.
I'm paraphrasing. But as the guy pointed out, dude, you're
literally the king of.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
The fucking country.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
If you wanted to give back that square mile, do it.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Don't stand up there and say, oh, I would like
to ignow.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
You could give it back to him.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Well, smoke of a pen. And then we're not into
this sort of thing because you know, whoever took it
last has it. And that's the truth of every square
inch on planet Earth. Sure somebody else will have it
in a year or a decade or a millennium.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
It's wait, it'll.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Happen, right, But the idea that England's going to go
around the world doing that, man, they'd have to do
that a lot. Sun never sets. Have you ever heard that,
that whole thing?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah, yeah, no kidding. Well, if you want to win
over Jack Armstrong, you gotta woo him first. Well, I
guess that's it.
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