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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jules dirty little Secret.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hi, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
I do, sweet? What is it?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
So?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Long story short, my ex best friend doesn't realize that
her great sex mic with her husband was because of me.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh oh girl.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Why A little bit of backstory. I was dating a
guy that we worked together, and he got a new
female best friend who, so you said, was great. So
I was like, Okay, well she's so great, I'll be
your friend. And she was. She was absolutely my best
friend in the whole world. We did everything together, and
apparently we were all through doing my boyfriend together and
(00:39):
I didn't know about it.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
We had the boyfriend and I had been together for
three and a half years, and I found out because
we had gone to a car show she got injured.
We all stayed at his place after that, and they
were texting while I was sleeping next to him. Dirty
things back and forth.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Wow, Oh yeah, it gets better. So her and I
we're still friends. I tell her that, you know, I'm heartbroken,
but she's my best friend and I stay friends with
her whatever. We end up going to a bar one night,
we meet a guy. We both go on a date.
I have a terrible date. She has a great date.
Her and this guy start dating. So I tell this guy, hey,
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you know, it's really not fair. I had a terrible
first date with you, like I'm kind of awesome, and
we missed out. So we started drinking one night and
one thing led to another, and I am the polar
opposite of her in the bedroom. I'm wowed and she's not.
So she told me when she got home from her
weekend away that her boyfriend wanted her to do some
(01:42):
really weird stuff that he's never asked for before, and
she was super into it. And that's what their sex
life turned into. They're married with kids now, so.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
The things that you like, Oh, wow, I guess you
got back.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
She still has no idea. Really, yeah, it's been twelve years.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Are you saying you're not friends anymore?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Though?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh god no, oh oh you're not. Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
No, But I am saving a lovely happy anniversary card
where I let her know I'll think your twentieth anniversary.
I'm miss on that tour.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Wow, the long game? Yeah yeah seriously.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Oh yes, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You're welcome. Have a great day, Gus, you too. Bye.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret. I do. Yes, Well,
let's hear it.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Okay, I'll dive right on it.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, a couple months ago, my best.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Friend and I we were hanging out. We had a
drunken night out, as you do, and we got really drunk.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
And this is my childhood friend, I've known her forever,
and we actually ended up making out.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Yeah, she remembers it and she thinks, oh, that was
just a fun thing. I remember it, and I feel
like I have feelings for her that I didn't know
I had.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, So I'm I'm a little confused. I'm thinking maybe
I'm actually in love with my best friend. Like I'm
actually thinking that I.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Just didn't realize.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It until this happened, and I just I don't know
how to tell her.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, that's a tough one. Yeah, would you be okay
with losing her friendship if for any reason, like she
freaked out? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I feel like you have to tell her anyway, right,
But it would be hard to have a friend that
you were in love with that didn't know you were
in love with them, but also like you just thought
of them as friends, because then you'd be wanting to
do more.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Or like the heartbroken if they're dating somebody else anyway.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, but then you then you'd be close enough to
me you can sabotage all the relationships.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
What it's true.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah, it'd be a long term, like long con Yeah, yeah,
I do recommend that.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
But think about any of that well.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I mean, yeah, I think if I don't tell her,
it's going to be absolute torture. But I obviously don't
want to lose my childhood best friend if she doesn't
feel the same. So I'm really conflicted.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Well, you have time to figure it out, you know,
and maybe in that time, you guys could go get
drunk again.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
That's it, she feels the way, I mean, that's that's
the hope, right, Like, and I won't know unless I
actually ask her.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Honesty is the best policy. But that's just me just
fixturing my conversation. Do you love me? Yeah, of course
I love you.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I love you too, And like they're having two different
conversations about love.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
At the same time.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Well, good luck. If you ever decide to tell her,
maybe you should. You could come on the show and
call her and see it, see what happens.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, either way, just let us yeah how it goes.
Yeah yeah, let us know it is either way, good luck.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, I think I'm going to do it. Thanks guys.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Yeah, but what's your dirty little singret