A Luxury Car, A Big Scratch… and an Even Bigger Lie

Today’s Jubal’s Dirty Little Secret reveals how one caller’s attempt to impress behind the wheel leads to a dealership disaster. When a borrowed high-end car gets damaged, he points fingers, dodges responsibility, and sparks trouble he never saw coming. This wild confession has twists, workplace fallout, and the kind of chaos that makes you ask, “How far would you go to hide the truth?”

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jules dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, hey you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Secret?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yes, yes, sweet?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Is that we didn't land on the moon.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh well I was going to get to that, but
I want you got to steal my punchlines.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I guess the other one that I did want to know.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
My check, which is uh so okay. So I have
a buddy that works at a car dealership and he's
like one of their top sales guys. So to him
and his owner westlife on like a business trip like
trade show kind of thing, and he let me borrow
his car and h while they were gone. His car
is really nice.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
It's like an suvality that's fully loaded.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
When you open door.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
German engineer has the Audi album just displays like on
the ground like that night.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Really, you know, you get that new car smell. It's sick.
So anyways, well, while I was ripping and running, the definitely.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Scratched the door, like hit the side of something like
the guardrail or really just annihilated annihilated it.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
So man, those things are built like tanks. I'm surprised
you could do that.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I really I was going for it, let's put it
that way.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
But but so Anyways, the point being is not just
as much that, but because he was out of.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Town when I brought it back and returned it.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I brought it to the dealership and he wasn't there.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
And when he got back he noticed the thing is,
you know, kind of destroyed on one of his doors.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
He definitely noticed, but he doesn't know it was me. Yeah, well, uh,
I don't really hear about it at first. Then he
called me and I was like, oh no, I brought
it back. Everything fine. I did leave it.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
With one of the one of the sales guys, and
I think he yeah, he drove it back, you know,
towards wherever you park your car while you were.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Out of town.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Dirty. So you blamed the sales guy.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Yes, yeah, well yeah, and then the sales guy was
like he was able to.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Show that he didn't because he was looking. They had
to look at the cameras and stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
But then I blamed this other guy and that guy
was getting fired.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh yeah, don't you feel bad about that?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I mean, I don't feel great. That's why I'm trying
to get it off my chest.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Well, just one other thing is that it actually wasn't
my friend's car one of their test drive cars, and
my buddy let me drive it without telling.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
The inner company. So now he's actually in the really
the hot water.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
You all because, and you're still not going to take
any ownership for it.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, be more careful next time you're ripping. What did
you say? Ripping in?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
What?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Ripping and running? Take care? What's your dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Text subol to four one O six one