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August 26, 2024 3 mins

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

When you have something weighing on your mind, and need to get it out there into the world. You confess it. In this case you confess it publicly, and still yet anonymously. What's your dirty little secret? Let us know you have a Dirty Little Secret of your own here: https://forms.gle/bLGZENWcGXaK9Jcs7

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubiles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, hey you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yeah, it's I mean, it's more of an embarrassing very
little Secretate, Man, did happen? So I'm gonna own it?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Okay, what is it?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
So? I really don't know what happened. I was literally
walking work and I can see the group like kind
of in front of where I need to get into
the building. So I decided to just sport before I
got to these guys. And as I'm walking, I get
this really warm sensiction down there, Like as soon as
I farted, I'm like, wait, man, that's weird. And I

(00:35):
like literally walking to this group and I was like this,
this really didn't just happen. So, like I stopped walking.
One of the guys is trying to open the door,
like hey, you come in. I'm like nope, I just
need a second. So like I'm like trying to get
my composure, like did I really just do this? So
I like to myself into the female risk because it
was the closest one to me, just to confirm what happened.

(00:57):
And I'm like, oh my god, I'm a grown up man.
Then I myself on the way to work, so I
just like and the females all real quick, just like
drop try. I'm like, all right, I gotta get rid
of these underwork today and I forgot I guess just
in a panic to get up. So I walk out
of the bathroom and I'm like going in work, and

(01:18):
I realized, like, ID so drafty, oh just because I'm
I to throw my underwear in the track and now
like I'm exposed. I didn't expose to anybody. I like
caught it before, like someone reported me to HR. But
I was kind of like, dude, this is very work
morning of my life. So yeah, I kind of see
myself thinking I was just in your heart and I

(01:40):
didn't didn't work that way.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I call that Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
I was just.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Impressed you went to work, But Tuesday fort secret. Thanks guys,
have a good one by Hello.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Hello, Hey, you.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh yes, I do. So whenever I'm at friends' houses partying,
we have a little drink, I get tipsy and I
go on my friend's phones to look at my excess profiles.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I do that sober. Yeah, but do your friends know
that you're using their phones to do that?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh? No, I make sure that they are out of
the room, or that nobody can see what I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh so they don't even know. Yeah, do you ever
want to comments on your excess stuff? But as your friend,
that's the secret.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I never go that far. But I just want to
check up on them. After we broke up. I usually
block them because I just don't need them in my
life anymore. I don't want to get reminded of them.
But until you keep in me just wants to know
how they're doing, if they're doing well without me, if
their life sucks without me. I just gotta know. So

(03:06):
I use my friends phones for that.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Let's be honest. You just want them to look worse,
like you know. That's always like, yeah, it makes you
feel a little bit better. Yeah, well, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Thank you. Feels good to get that off my shirt,
all right, see you, what's your dirty little secret.
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