Blames Her Gas on Dementia Patients

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubiles dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hi, Hey, what's up. You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
I sure do.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
I work at a memory care facility, so I work
with people living with dementia, and every now and again,
you know, you get gassy, right, yeah, let it rip.
But because they don't remember or they don't understand that
it's not them, I'll just blame it on them.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
You're like, yes, you did.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Just what they say?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Are they like mortified and like, oh my gosh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah, they're like damn, I'm sorry, and I'm like, I know.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh my gosh, be honest.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Is that the only thing you've lied to them about?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
No? Absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Okay, give us one more thing you lied to them about.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh my god. All right, job, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Bring your dirty little secrets by. Hello, Hey, you have
a dirty little secret. I do, sweet?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I muled a kilo of drugs across state lines many
years ago to pay my rent. That's it, one time,
one and done. Never do it again.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Never did it before you?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
No? No, oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Actually in a McDonald's bag.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh wait, that's how easy it is. You sit in
aconald's bag.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Well, I mean I'm sure if anything had happened. You know,
it's not very hidden. Sometimes the more obvious thing is
the less obvious thing, if that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, you have a guardian angel on that run.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Dang.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, it was terrifying.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I tried to back out after agreeing to it.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
It was too late.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
I ended up doing it, getting it done, and never
did it again.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Well, thank you for your dirty little seat, Ridel Chopo,
no problem.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Everyone.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
You never know by looking at me.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
It don't sound sound like it, Bud, you know. Thank
you have a good one.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
You guys have to

Speaker 3 (02:14):
What's your dirty little secret